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Come Inside... => The Restaurant => Topic started by: Nick on October 18, 2010, 12:08:57 PM

Title: Free collapso
Post by: Nick on October 18, 2010, 12:08:57 PM
Someone has just delivered a case of collapso  rubschin:

"Compliments of the VP. Big kisses. LL"

It says, like  cloud9:
Title: Re: Free collapso
Post by: Just One More on October 18, 2010, 12:10:37 PM
I got one too, thanks LL  whistle:
Title: Re: Free collapso
Post by: Barman on October 18, 2010, 12:13:34 PM
 eeek:
Title: Re: Free collapso
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 18, 2010, 12:15:26 PM
Mine arrived in a wicker basket....3 bottles of vodka and a box of chocs

Same message tho  cloud9:
Title: Re: Free collapso
Post by: Barman on October 18, 2010, 12:15:58 PM
 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Free collapso
Post by: Snoopy on October 18, 2010, 12:18:21 PM
Ahem!


Not even a box of Bonios  sad24:









Mind LL did send some loverly flowers when I was in horsepickle.
Title: Re: Free collapso
Post by: Snoopy on October 18, 2010, 12:19:44 PM
And for BM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.firstaidwarehouse.co.uk%2Fpic%2F280x280%2F08%2F62%2Fsmelling_salts_862.jpg&hash=f883b0d6caf8d6e95259c455b216fba8c6fcc694)
Title: Re: Free collapso
Post by: Barman on October 18, 2010, 12:24:07 PM
And for BM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.firstaidwarehouse.co.uk%2Fpic%2F280x280%2F08%2F62%2Fsmelling_salts_862.jpg&hash=f883b0d6caf8d6e95259c455b216fba8c6fcc694)

Thanks Snoops... I feel proper poorly like...  noooo:
Title: Re: Free collapso
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 18, 2010, 12:28:25 PM
I thought we had qualified for our loyalty bonus ....collapso points so to speak  whistle:
Title: Re: Free collapso
Post by: Barman on October 18, 2010, 12:31:41 PM
I thought we had qualified for our loyalty bonus ....collapso points so to speak  whistle:

Why didn't I get any then...?  sad24:
Title: Re: Free collapso
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 18, 2010, 12:37:11 PM
You cheated the karma points system  whistle:
Title: Re: Free collapso
Post by: Barman on October 18, 2010, 12:38:10 PM
You cheated the karma points system  whistle:

 eeek:

I did not!  cussing:
Title: Re: Free collapso
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 18, 2010, 12:47:10 PM
I'm still waiting for my half a bottle of Ardbeg.
Title: Re: Free collapso
Post by: Barman on October 18, 2010, 01:03:08 PM
I'm still waiting for my half a bottle of Ardbeg.

 redface:

I did look at the airport the last time I came over... no halves... i'll bring back a full one this time (November 8th) and split it between you somehow...  whistle:
Title: Re: Free collapso
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 18, 2010, 01:04:06 PM
 noooo:

and then he's going to part the Red Sea and rid the globe of plagues and famine  whistle:
Title: Re: Free collapso
Post by: Barman on October 18, 2010, 01:05:44 PM
noooo:

and then he's going to part the Red Sea and rid the globe of plagues and famine  whistle:

I'm only there a week FFS!  ::)
Title: Re: Free collapso
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 18, 2010, 01:06:30 PM
7 days...that's all it takes apparently  whistle:
Title: Re: Free collapso
Post by: Barman on October 18, 2010, 01:07:05 PM
7 days...that's all it takes apparently  whistle:

 lol:

And a day off on Sunday!  ;D
Title: Re: Free collapso
Post by: Nick on October 18, 2010, 02:33:22 PM
I missed the PS  redface:

"Don't tell BM"

Sorry
Title: Re: Free collapso
Post by: Barman on October 18, 2010, 02:37:53 PM
I missed the PS  redface:

"Don't tell BM"

Sorry

 cussing:
Title: Re: Free collapso
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 18, 2010, 02:39:49 PM
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Free collapso
Post by: Pirate on October 18, 2010, 09:23:50 PM
My crate of red was personally hand delivered... eyes:
Title: Re: Free collapso
Post by: Pastis on October 18, 2010, 10:32:29 PM
I've been trying to send you a fish. It hasn't got very far ...  surrender:             redface:
Title: Re: Free collapso
Post by: Barman on October 19, 2010, 04:56:29 AM
My crate of red was personally hand delivered... eyes:

Poor you!  point:
Title: Re: Free collapso
Post by: Baldy on October 21, 2010, 07:33:36 PM
My hairdryer and curling tongs 'welome pack' from LL should come in quite handy.
Title: Re: Free collapso
Post by: Barman on October 21, 2010, 07:34:11 PM
My hairdryer and curling tongs 'welome pack' from LL should come in quite handy.

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Free collapso
Post by: Pirate on October 21, 2010, 08:30:52 PM
I've been trying to send you a fish. It hasn't got very far ...  surrender:             redface:

You need a better hitman...(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-violent007.gif&hash=01c3924b69bba339ff6f8658fe8d53db3ae82804) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Title: Re: Free collapso
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 21, 2010, 08:35:03 PM
Is that the same as flinging a sheep  rubschin:
Title: Re: Free collapso
Post by: Pirate on October 21, 2010, 08:40:05 PM
I think you'll find it's shagging a sheep...anyone in Wales in here able to to confirm?...
Title: Re: Free collapso
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 21, 2010, 08:46:58 PM
 rubschin:

Not on Faceache like  lol:
Title: Re: Free collapso
Post by: Pirate on October 31, 2010, 08:22:21 PM
I was gonna stop drinking wine like...went to Tesco yesterday and it was buy six bottles and get 25% off...Couldn't resist. Bought six one litre cartons, works out at £2.50 a litre. will deffo give up next week, honest

(Yes BM , I know its only 99c a litre in Cyprus, and the village wine is even cheaper, but hey, this is in Engerland...)
Title: Re: Free collapso
Post by: Barman on November 01, 2010, 04:27:42 AM
I was gonna stop drinking wine like...went to Tesco yesterday and it was buy six bottles and get 25% off...Couldn't resist. Bought six one litre cartons, works out at £2.50 a litre. will deffo give up next week, honest

(Yes BM , I know its only 99c a litre in Cyprus, and the village wine is even cheaper, but hey, this is in Engerland...)

I can't drink the cheap stuff any more....  noooo:
Title: Re: Free collapso
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 01, 2010, 07:23:22 AM
Wine snob alert  whistle:
Title: Re: Free collapso
Post by: Barman on November 01, 2010, 07:24:31 AM
Wine snob alert  whistle:

 angel1
Title: Re: Free collapso
Post by: Bar Wench on November 14, 2010, 07:58:13 PM
Wine snob alert  whistle:

AKA a plonker?
Title: Re: Free collapso
Post by: Snoopy on November 14, 2010, 07:59:59 PM
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Free collapso
Post by: Barman on November 15, 2010, 07:41:41 AM
Oi!  cussing:
Title: Re: Free collapso
Post by: Bar Wench on November 15, 2010, 08:31:32 AM
Oi!  cussing:

You've missed me haven't you!
Title: Re: Free collapso
Post by: Barman on November 15, 2010, 08:39:18 AM
Oi!  cussing:

You've missed me haven't you!


Oh yes....  cloud9: