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Title: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Nick on October 13, 2010, 06:05:14 PM
Well I woke up this morning so full of snot I  was like a mahoosive snotty thing. Add headaches, and dry cough and sneezing and I feel like shite.  sad24:

Driving to Nottingham tomorrow via effing Stevenage!!

Still, at least I sneezed on Growler so he will soon have a little memento  eveilgrin:

 
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on October 13, 2010, 07:17:50 PM
Everyone around me is suffering like this and even a man on the train was sneezing by me.  Was at a meeting this afternoon where someone had lost their voice so everyone else was whispering too.   happy001   Flu jab on Friday, hope it won't be too late.  scared2:  Hope you feel better soon Nick.  happy100
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Pirate on October 13, 2010, 07:27:42 PM
Well I woke up this morning so full of snot I  was like a mahoosive snotty thing. Add headaches, and dry cough and sneezing and I feel like shite.  sad24:

Driving to Nottingham tomorrow via effing Stevenage!!

Still, at least I sneezed on Growler so he will soon have a little memento  eveilgrin:

 


Well I woke up this mornin…so full of snot
I was like a mahoosive snotty clot
Add headaches, coughing, sneezin and all that shite
I'm driving to Nottingham tomorrow, is there no end in sight

Well I'm playing the blues baby, I feel so shite
Don't think I'm going to sleep tonight
Need a night nurse to see me through
C'mon Miss D what about you

I'm playin the blue's baby etc etc

Needs some more verses guys
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 13, 2010, 07:30:19 PM
I have sneezed several times tonight and feeling a little sniffly.

Need nursing myself  sad24:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on October 13, 2010, 07:36:41 PM
I have sneezed several times tonight and feeling a little sniffly.

Need nursing myself  sad24:


Miss D... Spots  AND Sneezing!  eeek: 

Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on October 13, 2010, 07:39:18 PM

Well I woke up this mornin…so full of snot
I was like a mahoosive snotty clot
Add headaches, coughing, sneezin and all that shite
I'm driving to Nottingham tomorrow, is there no end in sight

Well I'm playing the blues baby, I feel so shite
Don't think I'm going to sleep tonight
Need a night nurse to see me through
C'mon Miss D what about you

I'm playin the blue's baby etc etc

Needs some more verses guys

[/quote]

Ring-a-ring-a-roses,
A pocket full of posies;
Atishoo Atishoo
We all fall down.. scared2:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 13, 2010, 07:47:02 PM
I have sneezed several times tonight and feeling a little sniffly.

Need nursing myself  sad24:


Miss D... Spots  AND Sneezing!  eeek: 



I know I'm falling apart  surrender:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Pirate on October 13, 2010, 08:16:23 PM
I have sneezed several times tonight and feeling a little sniffly.

Need nursing myself  sad24:


Miss D... Spots  AND Sneezing!  eeek:  



Symptoms of Cuban Itch  whistle:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMJ8JGfuCAw
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Nick on October 14, 2010, 07:53:42 AM
I am all green and bubbling  surrender:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 15, 2010, 09:14:55 AM
My turn now  surrender:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 15, 2010, 09:31:29 AM
Me too.  cry:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Barman on October 15, 2010, 09:31:35 AM
My turn now  surrender:

Wrong thread Darwin
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Snoopy on October 15, 2010, 11:53:39 AM
I had a flu jab yesterday ...... Owch!


I think the temp nurse at the surgery is Eric Bristow in drag!
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 15, 2010, 12:37:48 PM
"she" stood on the other side of the room and lobbed the syringe at you?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Barman on October 15, 2010, 12:42:51 PM
"she" stood on the other side of the room and lobbed the syringe at you?  rubschin:

No. she drank thirteen pints of lager before injecting him!  ;)
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 15, 2010, 12:45:23 PM
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Snoopy on October 15, 2010, 12:57:28 PM
"she" stood on the other side of the room and lobbed the syringe at you?  rubschin:

Bloody felt like it ~ I'm only glad she wasn't around when the regular staff were changing the dressings in my arse on a daily basis.  scared2:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Pastis on October 15, 2010, 01:43:24 PM
Doctor:  Nurse, how old is Mr Snoopy?

Nurse:  One-hundred-and-eighteeeeeeeee!  razz:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Snoopy on October 15, 2010, 01:46:18 PM
Doctor:  Nurse, how old is Mr Snoopy?

Nurse:  One-hundred-and-eighteeeeeeeee!  razz:

 cussing:

 rubschin: Is that in dog years?

If so it would make me 25  lol:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Pastis on October 15, 2010, 01:48:35 PM
 lol:  Nothing wrong in feeling like a 25 year old  eyes:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Snoopy on October 15, 2010, 01:51:57 PM
lol:  Nothing wrong in feeling like a 25 year old  eyes:

 whistle:












Thread meet Gutter
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Barman on October 15, 2010, 02:36:25 PM
Doctor:  Nurse, how old is Mr Snoopy?

Nurse:  One-hundred-and-eighteeeeeeeee!  razz:

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Snoopy on October 16, 2010, 09:26:47 AM
I feel awful .... Headache, snotty nose, sore throat ..... B@st@rd flu jabs  Banghead
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Nick on October 16, 2010, 09:27:47 AM
Just wait for the nose bleeds  noooo:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Snoopy on October 16, 2010, 09:33:47 AM
I do hope not, given the blood thinning drugs I take it'll never stop.
If I cut myself shaving it bleeds for days!
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 16, 2010, 10:33:08 AM
I am green and bubbly with a cough that threatens to lift the top off my skull.  surrender:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 16, 2010, 10:45:58 AM
 rubschin:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.blipfoto.com%2Fuploads%2F1960%2F2008%2F105504662447cee1f5cb4f34.10385281.jpeg&hash=63c9bd3a1d2922d11ca23476e01151f6533e9e8a)
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 16, 2010, 10:47:42 AM
rubschin:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.blipfoto.com%2Fuploads%2F1960%2F2008%2F105504662447cee1f5cb4f34.10385281.jpeg&hash=63c9bd3a1d2922d11ca23476e01151f6533e9e8a)
lol: lol: lol: That's about it. surrender:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Nick on October 18, 2010, 04:03:35 PM
That's the chappy  razz:. I am still coughing after 5 days  noooo:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Nick on October 21, 2010, 11:44:47 AM
Will this snotty coff never go?  surrender:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Snoopy on October 21, 2010, 11:57:25 AM
Will this snotty coff never go?  surrender:

Stop with the ciggies ~ a year later you will have rid yourself of such snotty coughs forever  angel1
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 21, 2010, 01:36:13 PM
Will this snotty coff never go?  surrender:
Stop with the ciggies ~ a year later you will have rid yourself of such snotty coughin' forever  angel1

Coughin'

(https://www.pushindaisies.com/candypress/ProdImages/cof_vampire_coffin_box_lg.jpg)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Snoopy on October 21, 2010, 01:40:51 PM
Too fancy for me. Pet crematorium is the best I can hope for.
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Pirate on October 21, 2010, 02:09:11 PM
Will this snotty coff never go?  surrender:
Stop with the ciggies ~ a year later you will have rid yourself of such snotty coughin' forever  angel1

Coughin'

(https://www.pushindaisies.com/candypress/ProdImages/cof_vampire_coffin_box_lg.jpg)

 noooo:

It's not the cough that carries you off,
it's the coffin they carry you off in
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 21, 2010, 04:24:25 PM
I am leaving this thread but will be back shortly with some of this...
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.postimage.org%2FFIvJ.jpg&hash=3d6382bb4bc1a87dc6f14542bce7cd37d8ce238a) (http://postimage.org/image/1ce46htw/)

Oh and one of these....


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.postimage.org%2FGFn9.jpg&hash=de54977ab9217a30825898400c405bd048f3138e) (http://postimage.org/image/1dht2tok/)
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Barman on October 21, 2010, 04:35:34 PM
I am leaving this thread but will be back shortly with some of this...
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.postimage.org%2FFIvJ.jpg&hash=3d6382bb4bc1a87dc6f14542bce7cd37d8ce238a) (http://postimage.org/image/1ce46htw/)

Oh and one of these....


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.postimage.org%2FGFn9.jpg&hash=de54977ab9217a30825898400c405bd048f3138e) (http://postimage.org/image/1dht2tok/)


Forget this and leave these...  eyes:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 21, 2010, 04:39:17 PM
Bm is developing a slight tickle  whistle:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Barman on October 21, 2010, 04:44:45 PM
Bm is developing a slight tickle  whistle:

**cough**  whistle:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 22, 2010, 12:51:55 PM
I have just the thing for that..,.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2F1ABf9.jpg&hash=d50406bf8faf3cebc50cdefd2e2becabc662ed11) (http://www.postimage.org/)
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Barman on October 22, 2010, 01:04:03 PM
I have just the thing for that..,.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2F1ABf9.jpg&hash=d50406bf8faf3cebc50cdefd2e2becabc662ed11) (http://www.postimage.org/)


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-hug008.gif&hash=68c8ab1ce468a85f2796299f16c053e3a459f475) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Snoopy on October 23, 2010, 07:54:25 AM
 evil: THW has infected us all (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick010.gif&hash=ca264fd168e249144428c24585950d0ac53bb6ea)
 
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 23, 2010, 07:59:36 AM
 happy100
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Snoopy on October 23, 2010, 08:13:01 AM
Fanks petal. Must admit I feel like shite.


On the upside SWWLTBO has almost lost her voice  ;D
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 23, 2010, 08:14:57 AM
 lol: lol: lol:

But a look can still convey a thousand words  scared2:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Nick on October 23, 2010, 08:16:55 AM
It's the simultaneous coffing and sneezing I hated. I ma almost clear of it now. 10 days  noooo:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 23, 2010, 08:21:41 AM
Everyone seems to be suffering at the moment with something similar......good job it's not a pandemic as the Government would have to think of a name for it.... like real flu or summat
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Snoopy on October 23, 2010, 08:22:32 AM

It's the simultaneous coffing and sneezing I hated. I ma almost clear of it now. 10 days  noooo:

Thanks! That's a real consolation ..... makes me feel much better about it  ::)
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 23, 2010, 11:04:06 AM
It's the simultaneous coffing and sneezing I hated. I ma almost clear of it now. 10 days  noooo:

Wot he said (apart from 'ma')  surrender:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Nick on October 23, 2010, 12:16:01 PM
Well I certainly wanted my mum  noooo:  How's the hacking coff, DS?
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 23, 2010, 06:52:13 PM
Well I certainly wanted my mum  noooo:  How's the hacking coff, DS?

Much better thank you.


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.postimage.org%2FT2Yu0.jpg&hash=2f0f464964b3ffe4b3799d4c8c83acba156e9cc4) (http://postimage.org/image/33rvulwx0/)
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Snoopy on October 23, 2010, 07:22:29 PM
Or even

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ft2.gstatic.com%2Fimages%3Fq%3Dtbn%3Ab45GGgrCMCESdM%3Ahttp%3A%2F%2Fi11.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fa154%2Ffoodhoe%2F2008%2Fnov08%2Fpic_garlic_beer_oyster.jpg%26amp%3Bt%3D1&hash=7664e529f158cfed00e6f8109121faadbbc336f2)
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Barman on October 24, 2010, 04:32:33 AM
Eewwww!  sick2:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 24, 2010, 08:00:34 AM
Like Nick, I think mine is finally clearing up - today being the first time I haven't had the clear my nasal passages of green gunge upon waking.
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Snoopy on October 24, 2010, 08:07:04 AM
You paint a lovely picture .... excuse me a moment  sick2:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Barman on October 24, 2010, 08:22:36 AM
You paint a lovely picture .... excuse me a moment  sick2:

Feck me, you started it with yer oyster pictures!  lol:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Snoopy on October 24, 2010, 08:23:32 AM
 redface:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Barman on October 24, 2010, 08:24:07 AM
redface:

Quite so!  nonono:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 24, 2010, 08:25:32 AM
Typical boys  tho - concentrating on the  gunk  sick2:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 24, 2010, 10:35:14 PM
I am doing a very good impersonation of a sneezing hamster does that count? surrender:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Barman on October 25, 2010, 03:03:07 AM
I am doing a very good impersonation of a sneezing hamster does that count? surrender:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2007%2F03_03%2FRicHammondBBC_468x383.jpg&hash=4e9e4e7b0488ae6bbd400f35dd957143128d1c6d)

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 26, 2010, 10:08:12 PM
 shocked003  OMG  and I thought it was just a mad and crazy nightmare, I must go and start a thread about the meaning of dreams.
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Barman on October 27, 2010, 03:56:56 AM
shocked003  OMG  and I thought it was just a mad and crazy nightmare, I must go and start a thread about the meaning of dreams.

 point:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Snoopy on October 27, 2010, 08:17:58 AM
That dream means you can just manage a small one  point:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 27, 2010, 03:01:02 PM
 sad24:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Nick on October 27, 2010, 04:01:32 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqJHoZBJYxI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqJHoZBJYxI)
 redface:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Barman on November 07, 2010, 04:20:50 AM
I appear to have Man Flu **cough** a particularly virulent strain prolly... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick010.gif&hash=ca264fd168e249144428c24585950d0ac53bb6ea) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: GROWLER on November 07, 2010, 09:05:20 AM
I appear to have Man Flu **cough** a particularly virulent strain prolly... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick010.gif&hash=ca264fd168e249144428c24585950d0ac53bb6ea) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

It better be better by Friday ey? rubschin:
Haven't quite got over the one I caught back in August yet tbqh. noooo:
Still full of snot, coughin' and a wheezin', orrid sick2:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Barman on November 07, 2010, 09:08:21 AM
I appear to have Man Flu **cough** a particularly virulent strain prolly... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick010.gif&hash=ca264fd168e249144428c24585950d0ac53bb6ea) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

It better be better by Friday ey? rubschin:
Haven't quite got over the one I caught back in August yet tbqh. noooo:
Still full of snot, coughin' and a wheezin', orrid sick2:

**cough** I'm sure I'll be **cough** fi**cough** **cough** fine by **cough** Friday like... **cough** (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick031.gif&hash=92fd7067b99be6ffdc689cff70dd95cf65df7b42) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: GROWLER on November 07, 2010, 09:25:04 AM
I appear to have Man Flu **cough** a particularly virulent strain prolly... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick010.gif&hash=ca264fd168e249144428c24585950d0ac53bb6ea) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

It better be better by Friday ey? rubschin:
Haven't quite got over the one I caught back in August yet tbqh. noooo:
Still full of snot, coughin' and a wheezin', orrid sick2:

**cough** I'm sure I'll be **cough** fi**cough** **cough** fine by **cough** Friday like... **cough** (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick031.gif&hash=92fd7067b99be6ffdc689cff70dd95cf65df7b42) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

Stop being a gerl ffs man. Shake yerself up and get some Lemsips down yer gullet.
You'll be fine by Friday, you see. happy088
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Barman on November 07, 2010, 09:26:55 AM
I appear to have Man Flu **cough** a particularly virulent strain prolly... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick010.gif&hash=ca264fd168e249144428c24585950d0ac53bb6ea) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

It better be better by Friday ey? rubschin:
Haven't quite got over the one I caught back in August yet tbqh. noooo:
Still full of snot, coughin' and a wheezin', orrid sick2:

**cough** I'm sure I'll be **cough** fi**cough** **cough** fine by **cough** Friday like... **cough** (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick031.gif&hash=92fd7067b99be6ffdc689cff70dd95cf65df7b42) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

Stop being a gerl ffs man. Shake yerself up and get some Lemsips down yer gullet.
You'll be fine by Friday, you see. happy088

Can't get Lemsip here for some reason...  noooo:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 07, 2010, 12:02:37 PM
I appear to have Man Flu **cough** a particularly virulent strain prolly... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick010.gif&hash=ca264fd168e249144428c24585950d0ac53bb6ea) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

It better be better by Friday ey? rubschin:
Haven't quite got over the one I caught back in August yet tbqh. noooo:
Still full of snot, coughin' and a wheezin', orrid sick2:

**cough** I'm sure I'll be **cough** fi**cough** **cough** fine by **cough** Friday like... **cough** (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick031.gif&hash=92fd7067b99be6ffdc689cff70dd95cf65df7b42) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

Stop being a gerl ffs man. Shake yerself up and get some Lemsips down yer gullet.
You'll be fine by Friday, you see. happy088

Can't get Lemsip here for some reason...  noooo:

I thought it came from Lemsos?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Barman on November 07, 2010, 12:06:35 PM
I appear to have Man Flu **cough** a particularly virulent strain prolly... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick010.gif&hash=ca264fd168e249144428c24585950d0ac53bb6ea) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

It better be better by Friday ey? rubschin:
Haven't quite got over the one I caught back in August yet tbqh. noooo:
Still full of snot, coughin' and a wheezin', orrid sick2:

**cough** I'm sure I'll be **cough** fi**cough** **cough** fine by **cough** Friday like... **cough** (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick031.gif&hash=92fd7067b99be6ffdc689cff70dd95cf65df7b42) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

Stop being a gerl ffs man. Shake yerself up and get some Lemsips down yer gullet.
You'll be fine by Friday, you see. happy088

Can't get Lemsip here for some reason...  noooo:

I thought it came from Lemsos?  rubschin:

Did you mean Lemesos...?  whistle:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: GROWLER on November 07, 2010, 07:23:41 PM
Anyway, enough of this tittle tattle.

Are you better yet, or at least improving?
Just 5 more kips to go you know.

Get some paracetomols down yer neck anyway. Nice drink of lemon juice to wash them down like, and you've sort of got a home made Lemsip.
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Barman on November 07, 2010, 07:34:19 PM
Anyway, enough of this tittle tattle.

Are you better yet, or at least improving?
Just 5 more kips to go you know.

Get some paracetomols down yer neck anyway. Nice drink of lemon juice to wash them down like, and you've sort of got a home made Lemsip.

 rubschin:

Or a mahoosive brandy or summat like...?
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Nick on November 07, 2010, 09:02:25 PM
I have still got a coff after three weeks  noooo:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Pirate on November 07, 2010, 09:19:43 PM
I have still got a coff after three weeks  noooo:

and they've still not dropped?
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: GROWLER on November 07, 2010, 11:19:18 PM
Anyway, enough of this tittle tattle.

Are you better yet, or at least improving?
Just 5 more kips to go you know.

Get some paracetomols down yer neck anyway. Nice drink of lemon juice to wash them down like, and you've sort of got a home made Lemsip.

 rubschin:

Or a mahoosive brandy or summat like...?

Yea. Good idea. With lemon in it too. A sort of Lembrandysipgulp BM type remedy.
It could catch on that.
Sheeples would actually look forward to being ill probably. happy088

Any'ow. I did ask were you feeling betterer now.  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Barman on November 08, 2010, 03:03:09 AM
Anyway, enough of this tittle tattle.

Are you better yet, or at least improving?
Just 5 more kips to go you know.

Get some paracetomols down yer neck anyway. Nice drink of lemon juice to wash them down like, and you've sort of got a home made Lemsip.

 rubschin:

Or a mahoosive brandy or summat like...?

Yea. Good idea. With lemon in it too. A sort of Lembrandysipgulp BM type remedy.
It could catch on that.
Sheeples would actually look forward to being ill probably. happy088

Any'ow. I did ask were you feeling betterer now.  Shrugs:

I had a mahoosive 17 y/o Bowmore - no lemon...

Felt good last night, feel like a sack of shite this morning **cough**
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: GROWLER on November 08, 2010, 09:13:05 AM
Anyway, enough of this tittle tattle.

Are you better yet, or at least improving?
Just 5 more kips to go you know.

Get some paracetomols down yer neck anyway. Nice drink of lemon juice to wash them down like, and you've sort of got a home made Lemsip.

 rubschin:

Or a mahoosive brandy or summat like...?

Yea. Good idea. With lemon in it too. A sort of Lembrandysipgulp BM type remedy.
It could catch on that.
Sheeples would actually look forward to being ill probably. happy088

Any'ow. I did ask were you feeling betterer now.  Shrugs:

I had a mahoosive 17 y/o Bowmore - no lemon...

Felt good last night, feel like a sack of shite this morning **cough**

No need for the ****cough****** nonsense all the time BM. We can't actually hear you you know. ::)

Are you going to be fit for Friday is all I'm interested in, so I can start practising me 'homing call' skills.
Don't want to be standing there hooting to meself for hours on end. Sheeples will think I'm some sort of a nutter if I do that. ::)
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: GROWLER on November 08, 2010, 09:47:25 PM
Is he still alive? rubschin:
Haven't seen him in here at all today.

P'raps he really is poorly.  happy100
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 08, 2010, 09:49:38 PM
LL is prolly keeping him busy like  ;)
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: GROWLER on November 08, 2010, 09:56:23 PM
LL is prolly keeping him busy like  ;)

Ahhh, he was travelling over to the barren wastes of Inguland today then was he?

He'll currently be being 'interviewed' under spotlights no doubt. whistle:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: GROWLER on November 08, 2010, 09:57:36 PM
LL is prolly keeping him busy like  ;)

He'll be covered in sprog yock too! lol:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 08, 2010, 10:10:42 PM
 lol:

Oh yes....he'll be all coochy couchy coo,  achoo  whistle:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Pastis on November 12, 2010, 09:31:10 AM
I've just had a 'flu jab; I thought you'd like to know  angel1
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Snoopy on November 12, 2010, 11:14:01 AM
OWCH!

I had mine weeks ago  angel1
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Barman on November 13, 2010, 07:17:34 AM
I'm still consumed by the beast - I thought you'd like to know **cough**  noooo:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Snoopy on November 13, 2010, 07:21:04 AM
As is THW who was ordered out of classes for "Disruptive Coughing" on Thursday so stayed home and went to the Quack yesterday.

Skool then phoned me to find out why she was absent  Banghead


They were told, in no uncertain terms!  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Barman on November 13, 2010, 07:24:55 AM
Disruptive Coughing!  lol:

I;m getting bloody good at that - disrupting any change of getting to sleep anyway....  Banghead
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Barman on November 13, 2010, 09:22:49 AM
LL wanted to take me to A & E at midnight... cos of me coughing like...  sad24:

**cough**
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 13, 2010, 09:39:50 AM
granny dumping

The abandonment of elderly relatives by their carers.


 rubschin:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Just One More on November 13, 2010, 09:45:18 AM
LL threatened to put me in A & E at midnight... cos of me coughing like...  sad24:

**cough**

 whistle:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Barman on November 13, 2010, 09:46:15 AM
 sad32:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Snoopy on November 13, 2010, 10:08:06 AM

I'm surprised LL didn't offer the ultimate, never known to fail, cure:

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Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Barman on November 13, 2010, 10:09:16 AM

I'm surprised LL didn't offer the ultimate, never known to fail, cure:

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 I would have used it at midnight....  surrender:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Snoopy on November 13, 2010, 10:25:49 AM

GP told daughter yesterday "There is nothing the medical profession can give you that will cure the **cough** that follows a cold..... Your lungs are clear, go home, keep warm and take Lemsip or paracetamol every 4 hours. Hot Drinks with honey may be helpful."
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Barman on November 13, 2010, 10:31:52 AM

GP told daughter yesterday "There is nothing the medical profession can give you that will cure the **cough** that follows a cold..... Your lungs are clear, go home, keep warm and take Lemsip or paracetamol every 4 hours. Hot Drinks with honey may be helpful."

Ahhhh... he called you honey....  cloud9:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Snoopy on November 13, 2010, 10:34:52 AM


 lol:

His prescription did not please the THW  angry041:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Barman on November 13, 2010, 10:40:01 AM


 lol:

His prescription did not please the THW  angry041:

She wanted the miracle cure...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Snoopy on November 13, 2010, 10:52:59 AM


I gather she didn't want to be told to do what we had been telling her to do for the past fortnight .... the Doctor is clearly as stoopid and ignorant as her parents  ::)
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Barman on November 13, 2010, 11:06:08 AM


I gather she didn't want to be told to do what we had been telling her to do for the past fortnight .... the Doctor is clearly as stoopid and ignorant as her parents  ::)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: GROWLER on November 13, 2010, 11:26:37 AM
LL wanted to take me to A & E at midnight... cos of me coughing like...  sad24:

**cough**

They can check out a few other things while you're there too....if I get me paws on you. Angry9:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Barman on November 13, 2010, 11:29:17 AM
LL wanted to take me to A & E at midnight... cos of me coughing like...  sad24:

**cough**

They can check out a few other things while you're there too....if I get me paws on you. Angry9:

 scared2:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Snoopy on November 13, 2010, 11:33:53 AM
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Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Barman on November 13, 2010, 11:36:02 AM
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That would have frightened baby to death!  eeek:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 13, 2010, 11:38:49 AM

He's comimg BM

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Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Barman on November 13, 2010, 11:40:59 AM
I'm off!  scared2:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Nick on December 18, 2010, 03:19:50 PM
Mrs Nick calls. The Boy, who is NEVER ill, has man flu  eeek:  All the normal symptoms  whistle:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Barman on December 18, 2010, 03:22:44 PM
Mrs Nick calls. The Boy, who is NEVER ill, has man flu  eeek:  All the normal symptoms  whistle:

Well trained Nick...  ;)
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Snoopy on December 18, 2010, 03:23:59 PM
1st day of the skool holidays ~ it's a tradition at Grammar and Public Schools .... Send the bugs home for Christmas!
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 18, 2010, 03:52:50 PM
I have girl cough and a bruised bottom  cry:

Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Snoopy on December 18, 2010, 05:02:41 PM
Not a soft landing then  noooo:


Are you sure it is a bruise and not photocopier burns?
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 18, 2010, 05:32:24 PM
That could be it ...it could have been when I was changing the toner  lol:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Pirate on December 18, 2010, 06:10:19 PM
I have girl cough and a bruised bottom  cry:



I could come over and rub in a balm to soothe your bottom...some Vick on your chest...then some warm scented oils for the rest of your delightful self...a glass of two of collapso (no Rohypnol)...and you'd sleep like baby...
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Nick on December 18, 2010, 09:10:31 PM
Stalker alert  eeek:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Pirate on December 18, 2010, 09:21:23 PM
You mean...smooth talker alert...you just missed out the mooth
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Nick on December 18, 2010, 09:23:11 PM
ANd you missed out the mahoosive tub of Vaseline  scared2:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Pirate on December 18, 2010, 09:27:02 PM
Sorry...I don't understand...
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 18, 2010, 09:32:12 PM
So where is the bath then ????  cloud9:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Pirate on December 18, 2010, 09:40:27 PM
So where is the bath then ????  cloud9:

I did write that...a warm bath in candlelit setting...but deleted it when I realised that I had posted the same offer before and the affs would jump on it...deja vu etc...
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 18, 2010, 09:45:20 PM
Aaahhh get out of it .....you are allowed more than one bath in your lifetime  lol:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Pirate on December 18, 2010, 09:50:31 PM
Is you bath big enough for two?
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 18, 2010, 10:26:15 PM
No  sad24:

Maybe I should move  rubschin:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 19, 2010, 08:25:25 AM
I have been hacking all night  sad24:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on December 19, 2010, 08:27:08 AM
I have been hacking all night  sad24:
happy100
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 19, 2010, 08:31:17 AM
So what is the best cough medicine then ???? I am going to go and buy a vat of it !
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Barman on December 19, 2010, 08:32:12 AM
So what is the best cough medicine then ???? I am going to go and buy a vat of it !

The worstest tasting one will be best for you...  whistle:

How about Day Nurse?
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Just One More on December 19, 2010, 05:18:01 PM
So what is the best cough medicine then ???? I am going to go and buy a vat of it !

Covonia, it never fails me
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Just One More on December 19, 2010, 05:22:30 PM
Course, when you said hacking, I thought

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 eyes:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 19, 2010, 05:25:04 PM
Course, when you said hacking, I thought

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 eyes:

I had visions of Pirate being dismembered ready for the patio when the snow has gone.  whistle:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Barman on December 19, 2010, 05:50:48 PM
Course, when you said hacking, I thought

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 eyes:

I had visions of Pirate being dismembered ready for the patio when the snow has gone.  whistle:

happy001
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Nick on December 19, 2010, 06:14:48 PM
Nice horse! YOu have noticed the horse, I take it  ::)
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Just One More on December 19, 2010, 06:18:56 PM
Bloody hell, so there is. But I could never see the picture on those "magic pictures" ones they use to sell years ago
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Barman on December 19, 2010, 08:13:37 PM
Nice horse! YOu have noticed the horse, I take it  ::)
Daniella...  whistle:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 20, 2010, 01:35:48 PM
That could be it ...it could have been when I was lowering the toner  lol:

 whistle:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 27, 2010, 08:39:32 PM
I fear that I have succumbed. Bed and a hot toddy beckons. surrender: 
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Just One More on December 27, 2010, 08:51:20 PM
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Oh, hot toddy, I thought you said hot teddy
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Barman on December 28, 2010, 06:47:00 AM
 ;D
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Just One More on December 28, 2010, 08:05:05 AM
Serves me right. I have man-flu. Well, a bit of a cough and a sore throat

Is it just me, a test of how sore my throat is is to try and sing Wanderin' star  lol:  Every bloody time
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 28, 2010, 08:12:16 AM
Oh dear...I am still coughing and spluttering a week on ....but the soreness of the throat has gone so I can at least talk again  cloud9:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Just One More on December 28, 2010, 08:17:56 AM
Can you sing Wanderin' star (and can you wear one of those gingham shirts and cowboys boots and hat as you do it please)   ;D
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 28, 2010, 08:23:01 AM
I presume you want the gingham shirt tied  just under the bust and a button or two open ...as usual  lol:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Just One More on December 28, 2010, 08:28:20 AM
You've had a sore throat before haven't you  ;D
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 28, 2010, 08:34:38 AM
Oh yes   lol: lol: lol: ...I'll leave the lasso at home though as you may not have the strength for that  ;)
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Just One More on December 29, 2010, 11:11:39 AM
Serves me right. I have man-flu. Well, a bit of a cough and a sore throat

Is it just me, a test of how sore my throat is is to try and sing Wanderin' star  lol:  Every bloody time

Lee Marvin, pah! The usual medication isn't doing the trick so I've been to the chemist. Antiseptic throat spray, pholcodine and ibuprofen were recommended

He didn't actually say it, but I could tell from the look on his face that I'm probably one of the worst cases of man-flu he's ever seen  redface:

Oh, and I must be getting old, he looked younger than most coppers  noooo:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 29, 2010, 06:13:34 PM
 happy100

Oh dear you have my sympathy JOM I have managed to get out of bed today.  Am on my second box of tissues my nose hurts and I don't feel at all sorry for myself. sad24:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 29, 2010, 06:16:18 PM
 happy100 happy100 happy100


Chicken soup all round
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Snoopy on December 29, 2010, 06:30:44 PM
happy100 happy100 happy100


Chicken soup all round

Jewish Penicillin ~ does the trick every time  cloud9:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Snoopy on December 29, 2010, 06:31:57 PM
happy100

Oh dear you have my sympathy JOM I have managed to get out of bed today.  Am on my second box of tissues my nose hurts and I don't feel at all sorry for myself. sad24:

Colds causing hurty noses? Try Kleenex Balsam Tissues. They work like a charm!
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 29, 2010, 06:32:42 PM
Finally got my voice back last night although I sound like a zombie Barry White.  surrender:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on December 29, 2010, 10:44:50 PM
Does Turkey soup work?
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Barman on December 30, 2010, 07:59:48 AM
Does Turkey soup work?

 noooo:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 30, 2010, 10:43:17 AM
Does Turkey soup work?
I expect it is Muslim penicillin.
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Barman on December 30, 2010, 11:39:30 AM
Does Turkey soup work?
I expect it is Muslim penicillin.

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 31, 2010, 07:41:45 AM
Finally got my voice back last night although I sound like a zombie Barry White.  surrender:

Ooo if I give you my phone number can you call me and croon?
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Barman on December 31, 2010, 07:44:15 AM
Finally got my voice back last night although I sound like a zombie Barry White.  surrender:

Ooo if I give you my phone number can you call me and croon?

Call you a coon?  eeek:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Snoopy on December 31, 2010, 07:50:29 AM
Finally got my voice back last night although I sound like a zombie Barry White.  surrender:

Ooo if I give you my phone number can you call me and croon?

Call you a coon?  eeek:

Get thee hence to Specsavers
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Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Just One More on December 31, 2010, 08:07:35 AM
I've called upon the big guys now. Lemsip Max Plus. I told you that pharmacist looked like a kid  cussing:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 06, 2011, 08:19:15 PM
This has been going on for far too long and I am royally pissed off. evil:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 13, 2011, 02:27:25 PM
I thought mine had pretty much vanished - but lo and behold I wake up today full of pea-green snot and hoiking up custard-hued lung gunge. Obviously, Young's is the natural cure to be taken.
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Snoopy on January 13, 2011, 03:13:58 PM
Obviously  ;)
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Barman on January 13, 2011, 03:57:24 PM
I thought mine had pretty much vanished - but lo and behold I wake up today full of pea-green snot and hoiking up custard-hued lung gunge. Obviously, Young's is the natural cure to be taken.

That'll teach you to take a week off work!  point:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 13, 2011, 07:32:50 PM
In an effort to rid myself of the snots, common sense told me to go to my local Curry house and go for something very hot. I did - and set them a task; "imagine a phall, turbo-charge it, add nitro-glycerene and molten lava, a dash of Chernobyl meltdown and a few solar flares.  Oh. And a mushroom rice, sag paneer and a garlic naan.


Boss man from the Curry house was nervous as he handed me my bag of dynamite... either I've become immune, or they don't understand the word "hot". Dissapointing, I shall demand a refund.
 
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 13, 2011, 07:45:39 PM
I got rid of the bug with Nyquil and Sudafed....




If you do try that combination ignore the 'may cause drowsiness' warning. Instead the warning should be 'Dont make any plans'  lol:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 13, 2011, 07:55:36 PM
Which is why I stick to natural remedies; Young's and good(ish) hot food ;-)
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Pirate on January 13, 2011, 10:41:47 PM
Just keep a container of cayenne pepper (chilli powder) at home and add to taste
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Barman on January 14, 2011, 06:14:40 AM
I got rid of the bug with Nyquil and Sudafed....




If you do try that combination ignore the 'may cause drowsiness' warning. Instead the warning should be 'Dont make any plans'  lol:

 ;D
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 14, 2011, 01:30:48 PM
Just keep a container of cayenne pepper (chilli powder) at home and add to taste

Cayenne pepper is a bit erm...how can I put it..mild...
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Snoopy on January 14, 2011, 01:33:56 PM
On Monday I put a "Repeat Prescription" request into my local surgery. I ticked all the items listed on previous prescription indicating that I needed them again. On Tuesday the doctor had not yet signed the prescription that his secretary had printed out. On Wednesday they had lost it. On Thursday they called me to say they had found it and it was ready for collection. SWWLTBO picked it up and handed it into Boots Pharmacy, then returned later in the day to pick up the drugs. When I checked the bag she carried home some items needed were not there. I phoned Boots and they read back to me the prescription they had received. The missing items had not been prescribed!
I called the surgery.
Receptionist ;"I typed in all you asked for"
Me: "You must have turned two pages at once then"
Receptionist: "Oh No ... The doctor has probably crossed them off"
Me: "Put him on the phone then"
Me: "Doctor ~ if I order a repeat prescription that includes blood test strips for use in my self testing blood sugar kit why would you allow me them but not the supply of needles that go with them?"
Doctor: "Did I .... Oh well, can you manage without?"
Me: "Look you said I should test blood sugar levels twice a day, that involves drawing blood from a finger ... or perhaps I should simply slit my wrists"
Doctor: "Ah, I take your point, I'll get the girl to print a prescription for you now"

This morning SWWLTBO trots into the surgery. "Yes we have Mr Snoopy's prescription but the doctor hasn't signed it yet"
SWWLTBO: "When will it be ready then?"
Receptionist: "Doctor's not in today"

Anyone got a razor blade I can borrow?  Banghead
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 14, 2011, 06:06:03 PM
I got rid of the bug with Nyquil and Sudafed....




If you do try that combination ignore the 'may cause drowsiness' warning. Instead the warning should be 'Dont make any plans'  lol:

 ;D


To quote Denis Leary "I'm high as a kite and my teeth are green, merry f*ckin Christmas"

 lol:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 14, 2011, 06:52:23 PM
Doctor: "Did I .... Oh well, can you manage without?"
Me: "Look you said I should test blood sugar levels twice a day, that involves drawing blood from a finger ... or perhaps I should simply slit my wrists"


Snoopy has gone native.

Farewell old friend.  sad24:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Just One More on January 14, 2011, 07:17:17 PM
Just keep a container of cayenne pepper (chilli powder) at home and add to taste

Cayenne pepper is a bit erm...how can I put it..mild...

Get yourself some Dorset Nagas  (http://www.dorsetnaga.com/) I believe Tesco do/did them. 1.5 million on the Scoville scale  eeek:

Plenty of idiots out there trying them on Youtube
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 15, 2011, 10:29:55 PM
My brother and I regularly take a pack of Dorset Nagas to a pub, where we will eat one each and then pass them round. We get a bit of a sweat on, but the others that have them seem to vanish...

Anyhoo, back to Man Flu. Praise be to "Beechams All in One" liquid. The directions say "do not take with alcohol" but I can confirm that advice to be bollox. After several Young's and 20ml of that stuff I can assure you that you fall into what is probably medically called a "coma" and then wake 6 hours later sans snot.  Then you do it all again, as I am now. Corking.
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Barman on January 16, 2011, 06:10:09 AM
My brother and I regularly take a pack of Dorset Nagas to a pub, where we will eat one each and then pass them round. We get a bit of a sweat on, but the others that have them seem to vanish...

Anyhoo, back to Man Flu. Praise be to "Beechams All in One" liquid. The directions say "do not take with alcohol" but I can confirm that advice to be bollox. After several Young's and 20ml of that stuff I can assure you that you fall into what is probably medically called a "coma" and then wake 6 hours later sans snot.  Then you do it all again, as I am now. Corking.

worthy:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 16, 2011, 01:34:46 PM
Here we go again!
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Barman on January 16, 2011, 02:34:58 PM
Here we go again!

I'll join you like...  happy088
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 16, 2011, 02:55:54 PM
Are you all infected again ?
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Barman on January 16, 2011, 02:56:42 PM
Not me... I'm joining TMR on the collapso... or at least I thought I was...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 16, 2011, 03:58:08 PM
Oh  redface:

I thought you were all leaking all over the place once more  noooo:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Barman on January 16, 2011, 04:16:32 PM
Oh  redface:

I thought you were all leaking all over the place once more  noooo:

Oh noes... I am in perfick elf....  angel1
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 16, 2011, 04:31:45 PM
Beechams all in one may cause excessive flatulence. Or is that the Young's?
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Barman on January 16, 2011, 04:52:09 PM
Beechams all in one may cause excessive flatulence. Or is that the Young's?

Brussels Sprouts... or any food to be honest....  redface:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 16, 2011, 07:24:14 PM
Beechams all in one may cause excessive flatulence. Or is that the Young's?

I thought from your earlier post that you had that all under control?

Anyhoo, back to Man Flu. Praise be to "Beechams All in One" liquid. The directions say "do not take with alcohol" but I can confirm that advice to be bollox. After several Young's and 20ml of that stuff I can assure you that you fall into what is probably medically called a "coma" and then wake 6 hours later sans snot.  Then you do it all again, as I am now.  Corking.

Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 16, 2011, 08:32:03 PM
Just like the Empire, DS, it strikes back.  It's a war of attrition and many battles must be fought before victory is mine!
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 17, 2011, 08:24:33 PM
Oh  redface:

I thought you were all leaking all over the place once more  noooo:

Oh noes... I am in perfick elf....  angel1

Physically at least....  whistle:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Barman on January 18, 2011, 02:15:33 PM
Oh  redface:

I thought you were all leaking all over the place once more  noooo:

Oh noes... I am in perfick elf....  angel1

Physically at least....  whistle:

And...?  evil:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 18, 2011, 07:36:12 PM
Walking around all day wearing a bucket on your head is obviously a sign of normailty BM  whistle:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Barman on January 18, 2011, 07:46:45 PM
Walking around all day wearing a bucket on your head is obviously a sign of normailty BM  whistle:

yes... it is... like....  evil:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 18, 2011, 08:17:06 PM
Did LL get you that nice jacket with the sleeves that go around the back....  whistle:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Barman on June 05, 2011, 05:27:43 PM
I've got it again... keep away like... [koff]


bastard visitors....  noooo:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: apc2010 on June 05, 2011, 05:28:48 PM
I've got it again... keep away like... [koff]


bastard visitors....  noooo:

Not enuf vino .......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Barman on June 05, 2011, 05:29:56 PM
I've got it again... keep away like... [koff]


bastard visitors....  noooo:

Not enuf vino .......... rubschin:

I can assure you that is not the problem like...  redface:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Barman on June 05, 2011, 06:06:18 PM
A medicinal Jack Daniels is hitting the spot like....  cloud9:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: apc2010 on June 05, 2011, 06:07:53 PM
A medicinal Jack Daniels is hitting the spot like....  cloud9:

Put it on Baldy's tab like .......
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Barman on June 05, 2011, 06:08:53 PM
A medicinal Jack Daniels is hitting the spot like....  cloud9:

Put it on Baldy's tab like .......

I put the whole bottle on there...  redface:

I put it down as 'entertaining gayers'....  whistle:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Pirate on June 05, 2011, 11:00:24 PM
A medicinal Jack Daniels is hitting the spot like....  cloud9:

Put it on Baldy's tab like .......

I put the whole bottle on there...  redface:

I put it down as 'entertaining gayers'....  whistle:

Perhaps you shoud rephrase that...
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Baldy on June 06, 2011, 04:36:21 AM
A medicinal Jack Daniels is hitting the spot like....  cloud9:

Put it on Baldy's tab like .......

I put the whole bottle on there...  redface:

I put it down as 'entertaining gayers'....  whistle:

Perhaps you shoud rephrase that...

 lol: lol: lol: He sounds very accommodating.  point:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Barman on June 06, 2011, 05:08:08 AM
A medicinal Jack Daniels is hitting the spot like....  cloud9:

Put it on Baldy's tab like .......

I put the whole bottle on there...  redface:

I put it down as 'entertaining gayers'....  whistle:

Perhaps you shoud rephrase that...

 lol: lol: lol: He sounds very accommodating.  point:

It was your tab!  point:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Barman on June 06, 2011, 12:59:32 PM
I feel werse.... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick005.gif&hash=5ae101f84a66834a209a48d78bdcb9c67e08037d) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: apc2010 on June 06, 2011, 01:01:44 PM
I feel werse.... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick005.gif&hash=5ae101f84a66834a209a48d78bdcb9c67e08037d) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

You need a night out like........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Snoopy on June 06, 2011, 01:04:00 PM
I feel werse.... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick005.gif&hash=5ae101f84a66834a209a48d78bdcb9c67e08037d) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

Been eating any Bean Sprouts?
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: apc2010 on June 06, 2011, 01:08:35 PM
I feel werse.... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick005.gif&hash=5ae101f84a66834a209a48d78bdcb9c67e08037d) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

Been eating any Bean Sprouts?

Dodgy cheap vodka....... eeek:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Barman on June 06, 2011, 01:15:39 PM
Neither... I ache all over tho...  surrender:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: apc2010 on June 06, 2011, 01:21:43 PM
Neither... I ache all over tho...  surrender:

Rub yourself wiv zivinia .................
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Barman on June 06, 2011, 01:33:03 PM
Neither... I ache all over tho...  surrender:

Rub yourself wiv zivinia .................

Or drink a load!  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Snoopy on June 06, 2011, 02:41:42 PM
Take a large hot whisky, get under the duvet and sweat it out of yer system.


(I would suggest take a large hot wummun under the duvet as well but LL might not like the idea)
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 06, 2011, 04:28:24 PM
Neither... I ache all over tho...  surrender:

Rub yourself wiv zivinia .................

Or drink a load!  eveilgrin:

Any curry houses out there? Get a phall inside yer  cloud9:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Barman on June 06, 2011, 04:40:09 PM
Neither... I ache all over tho...  surrender:

Rub yourself wiv zivinia .................

Or drink a load!  eveilgrin:

Any curry houses out there? Get a phall inside yer  cloud9:

I'm too ill to travel like...  surrender:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 06, 2011, 04:51:30 PM
Neither... I ache all over tho...  surrender:

Rub yourself wiv zivinia .................

Or drink a load!  eveilgrin:

Any curry houses out there? Get a phall inside yer  cloud9:

I'm too ill to travel like...  surrender:

Get it delivered, like...
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Snoopy on June 06, 2011, 05:12:09 PM
Neither... I ache all over tho...  surrender:

Rub yourself wiv zivinia .................

Or drink a load!  eveilgrin:

Any curry houses out there? Get a phall inside yer  cloud9:


Alternatively stick yer phallus in his ear and fvck some sense into him.
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Barman on June 06, 2011, 06:06:46 PM
Neither... I ache all over tho...  surrender:

Rub yourself wiv zivinia .................

Or drink a load!  eveilgrin:

Any curry houses out there? Get a phall inside yer  cloud9:


Alternatively stick yer phallus in his ear and fvck some sense into him.

 eeek:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Nick on June 06, 2011, 06:09:03 PM
Get LL to put a pillow over his head. YOu know it makes sense
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Barman on June 06, 2011, 06:11:05 PM
Get LL to put a pillow over his head. YOu know it makes sense

I'd let her...  surrender:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: apc2010 on June 06, 2011, 06:29:09 PM
Get LL to put a pillow over his head. YOu know it makes sense

I'd let her...  surrender:

Pillow bitter ............. rubschin:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Barman on June 06, 2011, 07:13:00 PM
Get LL to put a pillow over his head. YOu know it makes sense

I'd let her...  surrender:

Pillow bitter ............. rubschin:

 eeek:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Nick on June 06, 2011, 07:17:47 PM
 point: point: point: point: point: point:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Barman on June 06, 2011, 07:22:44 PM
point: point: point: point: point: point:

I'm not a gayer!  cussing:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Snoopy on June 06, 2011, 08:05:29 PM
point: point: point: point: point: point:

I'm not a gayer!  cussing:

I think that might be "Pillow Biter"  angel1
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Barman on June 07, 2011, 05:16:54 AM
Oh my poor head, neck chest, arms legs, eyeballs, throat, etc.  surrender:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Snoopy on June 07, 2011, 06:41:23 AM
If you were a horse they'd shoot you.
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Barman on June 07, 2011, 06:50:14 AM
If you were a horse they'd shoot you.

Does hung like a horse count...?  redface:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Snoopy on June 07, 2011, 06:56:56 AM
If you were a horse they'd shoot you.

Does hung like a horse count...?  redface:

 lol:
Self praise is no recommendation. We will need evidence.


A signed statement from LL will do.
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Barman on June 07, 2011, 07:22:49 AM
If you were a horse they'd shoot you.

Does hung like a horse count...?  redface:

 lol:
Self praise is no recommendation. We will need evidence.


A signed statement from LL will do.

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 07, 2011, 02:35:59 PM
If you were a horse they'd shoot you.

Does hung like a horse count...?  redface:

 lol:
Self praise is no recommendation. We will need evidence.


A signed statement from LL will do.

Or Ryan Giggs... whistle:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Barman on June 07, 2011, 03:53:27 PM
If you were a horse they'd shoot you.

Does hung like a horse count...?  redface:

 lol:
Self praise is no recommendation. We will need evidence.


A signed statement from LL will do.

Or Ryan Giggs... whistle:

 evil:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 08, 2011, 07:40:51 PM
Oh my poor head, neck chest, arms legs, eyeballs, throat, etc.  surrender:

Horspickle for you then...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuZl9tRqjoQ&feature=related
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 08, 2011, 10:26:57 PM
If you were a horse they'd shoot you.

Does hung like a horse count...?  redface:

Not when it is a sea horse, no.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia-cdn.tripadvisor.com%2Fmedia%2Fphoto-s%2F01%2F23%2F57%2F07%2Fa-chance-to-hold-a-seahorse.jpg&hash=dda56d6cfa39d0c6b27d570457a2d2a878bd1c48)
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Barman on June 08, 2011, 11:50:15 PM
If you were a horse they'd shoot you.

Does hung like a horse count...?  redface:

Not when it is a sea horse, no.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia-cdn.tripadvisor.com%2Fmedia%2Fphoto-s%2F01%2F23%2F57%2F07%2Fa-chance-to-hold-a-seahorse.jpg&hash=dda56d6cfa39d0c6b27d570457a2d2a878bd1c48)

 evil:

Can't sleep... koff, koff, koff, koff, bloody koff, etc....  cussing:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Just One More on June 09, 2011, 05:27:56 AM
If you were a horse they'd shoot you.

Does hung like a horse count...?  redface:

Not when it is a sea horse, no.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia-cdn.tripadvisor.com%2Fmedia%2Fphoto-s%2F01%2F23%2F57%2F07%2Fa-chance-to-hold-a-seahorse.jpg&hash=dda56d6cfa39d0c6b27d570457a2d2a878bd1c48)

 evil:

Can't sleep... koff, koff, koff, koff, bloody koff, etc....  cussing:

Keep the bloody noise down FFS  cussing:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Barman on June 09, 2011, 06:17:23 AM
If you were a horse they'd shoot you.

Does hung like a horse count...?  redface:

Not when it is a sea horse, no.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia-cdn.tripadvisor.com%2Fmedia%2Fphoto-s%2F01%2F23%2F57%2F07%2Fa-chance-to-hold-a-seahorse.jpg&hash=dda56d6cfa39d0c6b27d570457a2d2a878bd1c48)

 evil:

Can't sleep... koff, koff, koff, koff, bloody koff, etc....  cussing:

Keep the bloody noise down FFS  cussing:

 shutup:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Barman on August 05, 2011, 09:44:33 AM
LL appears to have brought a particularly virulent form of Man Flu back from the UK with her.... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick010.gif&hash=ca264fd168e249144428c24585950d0ac53bb6ea) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 05, 2011, 09:45:10 AM
Are you poorly or is she ???
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Barman on August 05, 2011, 09:46:34 AM
Are you poorly or is she ???

It is Man Flu....  ::)
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 05, 2011, 09:47:30 AM
So was LL poorly when she came back - poor thing  whistle:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Barman on August 05, 2011, 09:49:11 AM
So was LL poorly when she came back - poor thing  whistle:

She is the carrier... she just had sniffles like....  ::)

Me >>>> (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick005.gif&hash=5ae101f84a66834a209a48d78bdcb9c67e08037d) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 05, 2011, 09:51:10 AM
Oh dear ...are all your appendages poorly ?
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Barman on August 05, 2011, 09:51:38 AM
Oh dear ...are all your appendages poorly ?

Yes...  sad24:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: apc2010 on August 05, 2011, 09:52:06 AM
LL appears to have brought a particularly virulent form of Man Flu back from the UK with her.... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick010.gif&hash=ca264fd168e249144428c24585950d0ac53bb6ea) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

I am getting it too....... surrender:

Miss T already ......... surrender:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Barman on August 05, 2011, 09:54:08 AM
LL appears to have brought a particularly virulent form of Man Flu back from the UK with her.... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick010.gif&hash=ca264fd168e249144428c24585950d0ac53bb6ea) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

I am getting it too....... surrender:

Miss T already ......... surrender:

Poor us... happy100
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 05, 2011, 09:55:29 AM
Baldy's turn to wear the nurses uniform then  whistle:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Barman on August 05, 2011, 09:56:24 AM
Baldy's turn to wear the nurses uniform then  whistle:

It would make a nice change from the gimp suit I suppose....  rubschin:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: GROWLER on August 05, 2011, 09:57:57 AM
Baldy's turn to wear the nurses uniform then  whistle:

Can we 'ave some piccies of that. Never seen a bald nerse before. noooo:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: apc2010 on August 05, 2011, 10:01:34 AM
Baldy's turn to wear the nurses uniform then  whistle:


 sick2:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Barman on August 05, 2011, 10:02:08 AM
Baldy's turn to wear the nurses uniform then  whistle:

Can we 'ave some piccies of that. Never seen a bald nerse before. noooo:

Here you go! happy088

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.xnxx.com%2Fimages%2FTHUMBNAILS%2F240x180%2F33%2F33200%2F1.jpg&hash=aa35a6035ae09e94c5b1c7508e2ea2075d68677e)

Oh I see what you meant now....  redface:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: apc2010 on August 05, 2011, 10:03:32 AM
Baldy's turn to wear the nurses uniform then  whistle:

Can we 'ave some piccies of that. Never seen a bald nerse before. noooo:

Here you go! happy088

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.xnxx.com%2Fimages%2FTHUMBNAILS%2F240x180%2F33%2F33200%2F1.jpg&hash=aa35a6035ae09e94c5b1c7508e2ea2075d68677e)

Oh I see what you meant now....  redface:

You found that quick ........saved on puter like...... rubschin:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Barman on August 05, 2011, 10:04:27 AM
Baldy's turn to wear the nurses uniform then  whistle:

Can we 'ave some piccies of that. Never seen a bald nerse before. noooo:

Here you go! happy088

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.xnxx.com%2Fimages%2FTHUMBNAILS%2F240x180%2F33%2F33200%2F1.jpg&hash=aa35a6035ae09e94c5b1c7508e2ea2075d68677e)

Oh I see what you meant now....  redface:

You found that quick ........saved on puter like...... rubschin:


Noooooooo....  redface:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 05, 2011, 10:07:20 AM
Not that   ill then  whistle:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Barman on August 05, 2011, 10:08:39 AM
Not that   ill then  whistle:

My fingers are werking....  whistle:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 05, 2011, 10:11:53 AM
Good to know you have a grip on things  ;)
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Barman on August 05, 2011, 10:13:51 AM
Good to know you have a grip on things  ;)

Oh yes.... 'tis just my sanity that I've lost grip of....  redface:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 05, 2011, 10:17:38 AM
You're in good company   happy100
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Misty on August 05, 2011, 10:32:08 AM
It has arrived......for about a week the nose has been running a bit, slight heady feeling and today...POW!...full on girl flu (that's actually a sickness). Cant breath, cant talk, one eye is stuck shut with goppy stuff so cant see and I am coughing up what can only be described as the ecto-plasm off ghostbusters!

Me is poooooorly.  sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Barman on August 05, 2011, 10:34:33 AM
It has arrived......for about a week the nose has been running a bit, slight heady feeling and today...POW!...full on girl flu (that's actually a sickness). Cant breath, cant talk, one eye is stuck shut with goppy stuff so cant see and I am coughing up what can only be described as the ecto-plasm off ghostbusters!

Me is poooooorly.  sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:

This is the Man Flu thread....  ::)
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Misty on August 05, 2011, 10:37:12 AM
Feck you and your sympathy.  Finger:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Barman on August 05, 2011, 11:01:06 AM
Feck you and your sympathy.  Finger:

Get off me thread potty mouth!  lol:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Misty on August 05, 2011, 11:12:20 AM
 sad24:, but I is sick too. meany.
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 05, 2011, 11:42:41 AM
Miss C poorly
Miss T poorly
APC poorly
BM poorly
LL poorly
TMR injured
Nick injured
Growler injured
JOM narcoleptic
Tipsy prognosis unknown


Snoopy could well be the fittest one amongst us  whistle:



Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 05, 2011, 11:44:36 AM
Miss C poorly
Miss T poorly
APC poorly
BM poorly
LL poorly
TMR injured
Nick injured
Growler injured
JOM narcoleptic
Tipsy prognosis unknown


Snoopy could well be the fittest one amongst us  whistle:
scared:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Barman on August 05, 2011, 11:45:48 AM
sad24:, but I is sick too. meany.


Here (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=9819.0)  ::)
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 05, 2011, 11:48:14 AM
Silly boy ....why would she post in a thread you want her too when she can annoy you by posting on here  lol:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Barman on August 05, 2011, 11:48:45 AM
Silly boy ....why would she post in a thread you want her too when she can annoy you by posting on here  lol:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Just One More on August 05, 2011, 05:04:52 PM
Miss C poorly
Miss T poorly
APC poorly
BM poorly
LL poorly
TMR injured
Nick injured
Growler injured
JOM narcoleptic
Tipsy prognosis unknown


Snoopy could well be the fittest one amongst us  whistle:

For the record, I have never stolen a thing in me life like  ;)
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Nick on August 05, 2011, 05:09:39 PM
 happy088
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 05, 2011, 05:18:37 PM
I am suffering from lack of spell check  redface:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Nick on August 05, 2011, 05:26:10 PM
Are you a witch?  scared2:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 05, 2011, 05:27:45 PM
many have said so  sad24:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 05, 2011, 09:38:51 PM
many have said so  sad24:

 scared2: scared2:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fallaboutfrogs.org%2Fmonth%2Fllp_my1.jpg&hash=fffcc892c48d536f46dc63ae5a42009c34c9b8bb)
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Barman on August 15, 2011, 07:46:19 AM
I'm still coughing up buckets of phlegm, blowing gooey snot out of me nose and ear puss out of me ear... if anybody is interested like...?  surrender:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Snoopy on August 15, 2011, 08:10:56 AM
Having just had me bacon and eggs that is frankly more information than I needed.  sick2:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Barman on August 15, 2011, 08:20:13 AM
Having just had me bacon and eggs that is frankly more information than I needed.  sick2:

Happy to help! happy088
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 15, 2011, 03:50:04 PM
I'm still coughing up buckets of phlegm, blowing gooey snot out of me nose and ear puss out of me ear... if anybody is interested like...?  surrender:

For some reason that reminds me of that old Spitting Image sketch 'The President's Brain is Missing'  whistle:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Barman on August 16, 2011, 04:57:02 AM
I'm orf to the horse-pickle this morning...

These super-strength antibiotics apparently protect me from Anthrax ( eeek:) but they're not helping me ear poorlyness...  noooo:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 16, 2011, 08:26:13 AM
I'm orf to the horse-pickle this morning...

These super-strength antibiotics apparently protect me from Anthrax ( eeek:) but they're not helping me ear poorlyness...  noooo:

Can't you just fill your bucket with maggots to sort it out?
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Barman on August 16, 2011, 11:34:26 AM
I'm orf to the horse-pickle this morning...

These super-strength antibiotics apparently protect me from Anthrax ( eeek:) but they're not helping me ear poorlyness...  noooo:

Can't you just fill your bucket with maggots to sort it out?

Isn't that leaches...?  rubschin:

Anyhooo.... the dopter has me on Turbo-Supercharged antibiotics now... I feel better already!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Nick on August 16, 2011, 11:40:38 AM
 :afro:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: apc2010 on August 16, 2011, 11:43:08 AM
I'm orf to the horse-pickle this morning...

These super-strength antibiotics apparently protect me from Anthrax ( eeek:) but they're not helping me ear poorlyness...  noooo:

Can't you just fill your bucket with maggots to sort it out?

Isn't that leaches...?  rubschin:

Anyhooo.... the dopter has me on Turbo-Supercharged antibiotics now... I feel better already!  cloud9:



No booze.............. eeek:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Barman on August 16, 2011, 11:46:26 AM
I'm orf to the horse-pickle this morning...

These super-strength antibiotics apparently protect me from Anthrax ( eeek:) but they're not helping me ear poorlyness...  noooo:

Can't you just fill your bucket with maggots to sort it out?

Isn't that leaches...?  rubschin:

Anyhooo.... the dopter has me on Turbo-Supercharged antibiotics now... I feel better already!  cloud9:



No booze.............. eeek:

The destructions don't say that....  whistle:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: apc2010 on August 16, 2011, 11:47:58 AM
I'm orf to the horse-pickle this morning...

These super-strength antibiotics apparently protect me from Anthrax ( eeek:) but they're not helping me ear poorlyness...  noooo:

Can't you just fill your bucket with maggots to sort it out?

Isn't that leaches...?  rubschin:

Anyhooo.... the dopter has me on Turbo-Supercharged antibiotics now... I feel better already!  cloud9:



No booze.............. eeek:

The destructions don't say that....  whistle:

Phew .............I was about to suspend Smug Club membership..........
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Barman on August 16, 2011, 11:49:06 AM
I'm orf to the horse-pickle this morning...

These super-strength antibiotics apparently protect me from Anthrax ( eeek:) but they're not helping me ear poorlyness...  noooo:

Can't you just fill your bucket with maggots to sort it out?

Isn't that leaches...?  rubschin:

Anyhooo.... the dopter has me on Turbo-Supercharged antibiotics now... I feel better already!  cloud9:



No booze.............. eeek:

The destructions don't say that....  whistle:

Phew .............I was about to suspend Smug Club membership..........

Oh noes! I'd rather have the phlegm than that!  eeek:

How is Miss T talking of phlegm...?
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: apc2010 on August 16, 2011, 11:52:24 AM
Miss T is also on turbo-nutter anti-biotics .......... noooo:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Barman on August 16, 2011, 11:53:41 AM
Miss T is also on turbo-nutter anti-biotics .......... noooo:

I bet mine are more turboer!  evil:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Misty on August 16, 2011, 01:46:04 PM
super turbo! I'm right there with you on the nasty goo front. Cant sleep cos it sounds like a concord taking off every time i breath in.  noooo:

poor, poor us.  sad24: sad24:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Nick on August 16, 2011, 01:48:31 PM
Wimmin are such wimps  noooo:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Barman on August 16, 2011, 01:52:31 PM
super turbo! I'm right there with you on the nasty goo front. Cant sleep cos it sounds like a concord taking off every time i breath in.  noooo:

poor, poor us.  sad24: sad24:

happy100
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 16, 2011, 06:30:58 PM
super turbo! I'm right there with you on the nasty goo front. Cant sleep cos it sounds like a concord taking off every time i breath in.  noooo:

poor, poor us.  sad24: sad24:

Given how much of a drama queen BM can be when he is ill I'd say you were on the more turbocharged ones Miss T.  whistle:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Barman on August 17, 2011, 04:53:13 AM
super turbo! I'm right there with you on the nasty goo front. Cant sleep cos it sounds like a concord taking off every time i breath in.  noooo:

poor, poor us.  sad24: sad24:

Given how much of a drama queen BM can be when he is ill I'd say you were on the more turbocharged ones Miss T.  whistle:

 evil:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 17, 2011, 08:06:33 AM
 angel1
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Pirate on September 08, 2011, 06:18:30 PM
dry, chesty cough; headache; tiredness; chills; aching muscles; limb and joint pain; sore throat; runny dose; sneezing, difficulty sleeping... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick004.gif&hash=10821785c6d964f7f2b98fb8879af9b54c59d295) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Nick on September 08, 2011, 06:20:34 PM
I have had that  noooo:  I almost died  sad24:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 08, 2011, 06:21:02 PM
 happy100

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F%5Burl%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.co.uk%2Furl%3Fsource%3Dimglanding%26amp%3Bct%3Dimg%26amp%3Bq%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fimages.halloweencostumes.org%2Fsexy-nurse-costume-1.jpg%26amp%3Bsa%3DX%26amp%3Bei%3DdwdpTtGTIYPEsgaPi9GaAg%26amp%3Bved%3D0CAcQ8wc%26amp%3Busg%3DAFQjCNHBtAD4jOwI9TqNLcEgDrWIcQXnUg%5Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.co.uk%2Furl%3Fsource%3Dimglanding%26amp%3Bct%3Dimg%26amp%3Bq%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fimages.halloweencostumes.org%2Fsexy-nurse-costume-1.jpg%26amp%3Bsa%3DX%26amp%3Bei%3DdwdpTtGTIYPEsgaPi9GaAg%26amp%3Bved%3D0CAcQ8wc%26amp%3Busg%3DAFQjCNHBtAD4jOwI9TqNLcEgDrWIcQXnUg%5B%2Furl%5D&hash=9f47cded02ae1f6e9d903195427e0ba0d8fcdff4)
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Pirate on September 08, 2011, 06:26:34 PM
I am not well... sad24:...I am on the 'medication'... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-eatdrink048.gif&hash=d06eae85241fcaec0eac9cdc55a622f3baf4deba) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

(where has the red wine emoticon gone?)
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Nick on September 08, 2011, 06:28:05 PM
BM drank it  noooo:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Pirate on September 08, 2011, 06:29:47 PM
Bastard... evil:  cussing:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Barman on September 09, 2011, 04:18:45 AM
You've come to the right place for sympathy Pirate.... happy001
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 09, 2011, 03:26:54 PM
I will send a case of virtual medicinal red by 'special delivery' it will be with you tomorrow.
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Pirate on September 09, 2011, 04:37:26 PM
Thank you...I will be virtually much obliged...
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 09, 2011, 04:39:12 PM
Are you feeling any better today ?
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Nick on September 09, 2011, 04:41:27 PM
Well, my coff is much betterer thank you  cloud9:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Pirate on September 09, 2011, 04:42:08 PM
Are you feeling any better today ?

 noooo: worserer in fact...nose is dripping like a leaking tap...I need a soft hand...on my brow...
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 09, 2011, 04:44:12 PM
Aaahhhhh poor you ......shall i get the Vics Vapour rub as well ?
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Nick on September 09, 2011, 04:49:46 PM
A slap round the head with a wet fish is also good in these cases
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Pirate on September 09, 2011, 04:51:26 PM
Aaahhhhh poor you ......shall i get the Vics Vapour rub as well ?

Oh yes...you will have to rub it on my chest though...make sure you wash your hands though...before you touch anything else... eyes:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 09, 2011, 04:52:17 PM
I'll wear gloves  - should cover all eventualities  lol:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Nick on September 09, 2011, 04:54:32 PM
I see the gutter looming   noooo:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 09, 2011, 05:00:08 PM
Aaahhhhh poor you ......shall i get the Vics Vapour rub as well ?

Oh yes...you will have to rub it on my chest though...make sure you wash your hands though...before you touch anything else... eyes:
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Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Pirate on September 22, 2011, 09:25:14 PM
It's back... noooo:

nose dripping, sneezing, runny eyes...why me?...again?

Whoever has got the doll and the pin...stop now...enough already...

Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Barman on September 23, 2011, 05:39:09 AM
It's back... noooo:

nose dripping, sneezing, runny eyes...why me?...again?

Whoever has got the doll and the pin...stop now...enough already...

Um... okay...  redface:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Just One More on September 23, 2011, 07:55:46 AM
It's back... noooo:

nose dripping, sneezing, runny eyes...why me?...again?

Whoever has got the doll and the pin...stop now...enough already...

Um... okay...  redface:

You don't wanna be sticking pins in that doll Barman, she'll end up going down on you  ;)
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 23, 2011, 11:58:59 AM
It's back... noooo:

nose dripping, sneezing, runny eyes...why me?...again?

Whoever has got the doll and the pin...stop now...enough already...

Um... okay...  redface:

You don't wanna be sticking pins in that doll Barman, she'll end up going down on you  ;)

 lol: lol: lol:

(c) Billy Connolly. 1969
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23546
Post by: Barman on September 25, 2011, 05:11:43 AM
It's back... noooo:

nose dripping, sneezing, runny eyes...why me?...again?

Whoever has got the doll and the pin...stop now...enough already...

Um... okay...  redface:

You don't wanna be sticking pins in that doll Barman, she'll end up going down on you  ;)

 drumroll:

 lol: lol: lol: