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Come Inside... => The Medical Centre => Topic started by: Nick on October 13, 2010, 06:05:14 PM
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Well I woke up this morning so full of snot I was like a mahoosive snotty thing. Add headaches, and dry cough and sneezing and I feel like shite. sad24:
Driving to Nottingham tomorrow via effing Stevenage!!
Still, at least I sneezed on Growler so he will soon have a little memento eveilgrin:
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Everyone around me is suffering like this and even a man on the train was sneezing by me. Was at a meeting this afternoon where someone had lost their voice so everyone else was whispering too. happy001 Flu jab on Friday, hope it won't be too late. scared2: Hope you feel better soon Nick. happy100
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Well I woke up this morning so full of snot I was like a mahoosive snotty thing. Add headaches, and dry cough and sneezing and I feel like shite. sad24:
Driving to Nottingham tomorrow via effing Stevenage!!
Still, at least I sneezed on Growler so he will soon have a little memento eveilgrin:
Well I woke up this mornin…so full of snot
I was like a mahoosive snotty clot
Add headaches, coughing, sneezin and all that shite
I'm driving to Nottingham tomorrow, is there no end in sight
Well I'm playing the blues baby, I feel so shite
Don't think I'm going to sleep tonight
Need a night nurse to see me through
C'mon Miss D what about you
I'm playin the blue's baby etc etc
Needs some more verses guys
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I have sneezed several times tonight and feeling a little sniffly.
Need nursing myself sad24:
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I have sneezed several times tonight and feeling a little sniffly.
Need nursing myself sad24:
Miss D... Spots AND Sneezing! eeek:
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Well I woke up this mornin…so full of snot
I was like a mahoosive snotty clot
Add headaches, coughing, sneezin and all that shite
I'm driving to Nottingham tomorrow, is there no end in sight
Well I'm playing the blues baby, I feel so shite
Don't think I'm going to sleep tonight
Need a night nurse to see me through
C'mon Miss D what about you
I'm playin the blue's baby etc etc
Needs some more verses guys
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Ring-a-ring-a-roses,
A pocket full of posies;
Atishoo Atishoo
We all fall down.. scared2:
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I have sneezed several times tonight and feeling a little sniffly.
Need nursing myself sad24:
Miss D... Spots AND Sneezing! eeek:
I know I'm falling apart surrender:
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I have sneezed several times tonight and feeling a little sniffly.
Need nursing myself sad24:
Miss D... Spots AND Sneezing! eeek:
Symptoms of Cuban Itch whistle:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMJ8JGfuCAw
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I am all green and bubbling surrender:
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My turn now surrender:
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Me too. cry:
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My turn now surrender:
Wrong thread Darwin
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I had a flu jab yesterday ...... Owch!
I think the temp nurse at the surgery is Eric Bristow in drag!
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"she" stood on the other side of the room and lobbed the syringe at you? rubschin:
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"she" stood on the other side of the room and lobbed the syringe at you? rubschin:
No. she drank thirteen pints of lager before injecting him! ;)
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lol: lol: lol:
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"she" stood on the other side of the room and lobbed the syringe at you? rubschin:
Bloody felt like it ~ I'm only glad she wasn't around when the regular staff were changing the dressings in my arse on a daily basis. scared2:
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Doctor: Nurse, how old is Mr Snoopy?
Nurse: One-hundred-and-eighteeeeeeeee! razz:
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Doctor: Nurse, how old is Mr Snoopy?
Nurse: One-hundred-and-eighteeeeeeeee! razz:
cussing:
rubschin: Is that in dog years?
If so it would make me 25 lol:
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lol: Nothing wrong in feeling like a 25 year old eyes:
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lol: Nothing wrong in feeling like a 25 year old eyes:
whistle:
Thread meet Gutter
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Doctor: Nurse, how old is Mr Snoopy?
Nurse: One-hundred-and-eighteeeeeeeee! razz:
drumroll:
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I feel awful .... Headache, snotty nose, sore throat ..... B@st@rd flu jabs Banghead
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Just wait for the nose bleeds noooo:
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I do hope not, given the blood thinning drugs I take it'll never stop.
If I cut myself shaving it bleeds for days!
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I am green and bubbly with a cough that threatens to lift the top off my skull. surrender:
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rubschin:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.blipfoto.com%2Fuploads%2F1960%2F2008%2F105504662447cee1f5cb4f34.10385281.jpeg&hash=63c9bd3a1d2922d11ca23476e01151f6533e9e8a)
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rubschin:
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lol: lol: lol: That's about it. surrender:
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That's the chappy razz:. I am still coughing after 5 days noooo:
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Will this snotty coff never go? surrender:
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Will this snotty coff never go? surrender:
Stop with the ciggies ~ a year later you will have rid yourself of such snotty coughs forever angel1
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Will this snotty coff never go? surrender:
Stop with the ciggies ~ a year later you will have rid yourself of such snotty coughin' forever angel1
Coughin'
(https://www.pushindaisies.com/candypress/ProdImages/cof_vampire_coffin_box_lg.jpg)
noooo:
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Too fancy for me. Pet crematorium is the best I can hope for.
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Will this snotty coff never go? surrender:
Stop with the ciggies ~ a year later you will have rid yourself of such snotty coughin' forever angel1
Coughin'
(https://www.pushindaisies.com/candypress/ProdImages/cof_vampire_coffin_box_lg.jpg)
noooo:
It's not the cough that carries you off,
it's the coffin they carry you off in
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I am leaving this thread but will be back shortly with some of this...
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Oh and one of these....
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I am leaving this thread but will be back shortly with some of this...
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Oh and one of these....
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Forget this and leave these... eyes:
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Bm is developing a slight tickle whistle:
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Bm is developing a slight tickle whistle:
**cough** whistle:
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I have just the thing for that..,.
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I have just the thing for that..,.
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evil: THW has infected us all (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick010.gif&hash=ca264fd168e249144428c24585950d0ac53bb6ea)
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happy100
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Fanks petal. Must admit I feel like shite.
On the upside SWWLTBO has almost lost her voice ;D
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lol: lol: lol:
But a look can still convey a thousand words scared2:
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It's the simultaneous coffing and sneezing I hated. I ma almost clear of it now. 10 days noooo:
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Everyone seems to be suffering at the moment with something similar......good job it's not a pandemic as the Government would have to think of a name for it.... like real flu or summat
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It's the simultaneous coffing and sneezing I hated. I ma almost clear of it now. 10 days noooo:
Thanks! That's a real consolation ..... makes me feel much better about it ::)
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It's the simultaneous coffing and sneezing I hated. I ma almost clear of it now. 10 days noooo:
Wot he said (apart from 'ma') surrender:
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Well I certainly wanted my mum noooo: How's the hacking coff, DS?
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Well I certainly wanted my mum noooo: How's the hacking coff, DS?
Much better thank you.
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Or even
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Eewwww! sick2:
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Like Nick, I think mine is finally clearing up - today being the first time I haven't had the clear my nasal passages of green gunge upon waking.
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You paint a lovely picture .... excuse me a moment sick2:
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You paint a lovely picture .... excuse me a moment sick2:
Feck me, you started it with yer oyster pictures! lol:
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redface:
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redface:
Quite so! nonono:
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Typical boys tho - concentrating on the gunk sick2:
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I am doing a very good impersonation of a sneezing hamster does that count? surrender:
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I am doing a very good impersonation of a sneezing hamster does that count? surrender:
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rubschin:
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shocked003 OMG and I thought it was just a mad and crazy nightmare, I must go and start a thread about the meaning of dreams.
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shocked003 OMG and I thought it was just a mad and crazy nightmare, I must go and start a thread about the meaning of dreams.
point:
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That dream means you can just manage a small one point:
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sad24:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqJHoZBJYxI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqJHoZBJYxI)
redface:
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I appear to have Man Flu **cough** a particularly virulent strain prolly... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick010.gif&hash=ca264fd168e249144428c24585950d0ac53bb6ea) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
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I appear to have Man Flu **cough** a particularly virulent strain prolly... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick010.gif&hash=ca264fd168e249144428c24585950d0ac53bb6ea) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
It better be better by Friday ey? rubschin:
Haven't quite got over the one I caught back in August yet tbqh. noooo:
Still full of snot, coughin' and a wheezin', orrid sick2:
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I appear to have Man Flu **cough** a particularly virulent strain prolly... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick010.gif&hash=ca264fd168e249144428c24585950d0ac53bb6ea) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
It better be better by Friday ey? rubschin:
Haven't quite got over the one I caught back in August yet tbqh. noooo:
Still full of snot, coughin' and a wheezin', orrid sick2:
**cough** I'm sure I'll be **cough** fi**cough** **cough** fine by **cough** Friday like... **cough** (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick031.gif&hash=92fd7067b99be6ffdc689cff70dd95cf65df7b42) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
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I appear to have Man Flu **cough** a particularly virulent strain prolly... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick010.gif&hash=ca264fd168e249144428c24585950d0ac53bb6ea) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
It better be better by Friday ey? rubschin:
Haven't quite got over the one I caught back in August yet tbqh. noooo:
Still full of snot, coughin' and a wheezin', orrid sick2:
**cough** I'm sure I'll be **cough** fi**cough** **cough** fine by **cough** Friday like... **cough** (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick031.gif&hash=92fd7067b99be6ffdc689cff70dd95cf65df7b42) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Stop being a gerl ffs man. Shake yerself up and get some Lemsips down yer gullet.
You'll be fine by Friday, you see. happy088
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I appear to have Man Flu **cough** a particularly virulent strain prolly... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick010.gif&hash=ca264fd168e249144428c24585950d0ac53bb6ea) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
It better be better by Friday ey? rubschin:
Haven't quite got over the one I caught back in August yet tbqh. noooo:
Still full of snot, coughin' and a wheezin', orrid sick2:
**cough** I'm sure I'll be **cough** fi**cough** **cough** fine by **cough** Friday like... **cough** (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick031.gif&hash=92fd7067b99be6ffdc689cff70dd95cf65df7b42) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Stop being a gerl ffs man. Shake yerself up and get some Lemsips down yer gullet.
You'll be fine by Friday, you see. happy088
Can't get Lemsip here for some reason... noooo:
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I appear to have Man Flu **cough** a particularly virulent strain prolly... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick010.gif&hash=ca264fd168e249144428c24585950d0ac53bb6ea) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
It better be better by Friday ey? rubschin:
Haven't quite got over the one I caught back in August yet tbqh. noooo:
Still full of snot, coughin' and a wheezin', orrid sick2:
**cough** I'm sure I'll be **cough** fi**cough** **cough** fine by **cough** Friday like... **cough** (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick031.gif&hash=92fd7067b99be6ffdc689cff70dd95cf65df7b42) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Stop being a gerl ffs man. Shake yerself up and get some Lemsips down yer gullet.
You'll be fine by Friday, you see. happy088
Can't get Lemsip here for some reason... noooo:
I thought it came from Lemsos? rubschin:
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I appear to have Man Flu **cough** a particularly virulent strain prolly... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick010.gif&hash=ca264fd168e249144428c24585950d0ac53bb6ea) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
It better be better by Friday ey? rubschin:
Haven't quite got over the one I caught back in August yet tbqh. noooo:
Still full of snot, coughin' and a wheezin', orrid sick2:
**cough** I'm sure I'll be **cough** fi**cough** **cough** fine by **cough** Friday like... **cough** (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick031.gif&hash=92fd7067b99be6ffdc689cff70dd95cf65df7b42) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Stop being a gerl ffs man. Shake yerself up and get some Lemsips down yer gullet.
You'll be fine by Friday, you see. happy088
Can't get Lemsip here for some reason... noooo:
I thought it came from Lemsos? rubschin:
Did you mean Lemesos...? whistle:
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Anyway, enough of this tittle tattle.
Are you better yet, or at least improving?
Just 5 more kips to go you know.
Get some paracetomols down yer neck anyway. Nice drink of lemon juice to wash them down like, and you've sort of got a home made Lemsip.
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Anyway, enough of this tittle tattle.
Are you better yet, or at least improving?
Just 5 more kips to go you know.
Get some paracetomols down yer neck anyway. Nice drink of lemon juice to wash them down like, and you've sort of got a home made Lemsip.
rubschin:
Or a mahoosive brandy or summat like...?
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I have still got a coff after three weeks noooo:
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I have still got a coff after three weeks noooo:
and they've still not dropped?
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Anyway, enough of this tittle tattle.
Are you better yet, or at least improving?
Just 5 more kips to go you know.
Get some paracetomols down yer neck anyway. Nice drink of lemon juice to wash them down like, and you've sort of got a home made Lemsip.
rubschin:
Or a mahoosive brandy or summat like...?
Yea. Good idea. With lemon in it too. A sort of Lembrandysipgulp BM type remedy.
It could catch on that.
Sheeples would actually look forward to being ill probably. happy088
Any'ow. I did ask were you feeling betterer now. Shrugs:
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Anyway, enough of this tittle tattle.
Are you better yet, or at least improving?
Just 5 more kips to go you know.
Get some paracetomols down yer neck anyway. Nice drink of lemon juice to wash them down like, and you've sort of got a home made Lemsip.
rubschin:
Or a mahoosive brandy or summat like...?
Yea. Good idea. With lemon in it too. A sort of Lembrandysipgulp BM type remedy.
It could catch on that.
Sheeples would actually look forward to being ill probably. happy088
Any'ow. I did ask were you feeling betterer now. Shrugs:
I had a mahoosive 17 y/o Bowmore - no lemon...
Felt good last night, feel like a sack of shite this morning **cough**
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Anyway, enough of this tittle tattle.
Are you better yet, or at least improving?
Just 5 more kips to go you know.
Get some paracetomols down yer neck anyway. Nice drink of lemon juice to wash them down like, and you've sort of got a home made Lemsip.
rubschin:
Or a mahoosive brandy or summat like...?
Yea. Good idea. With lemon in it too. A sort of Lembrandysipgulp BM type remedy.
It could catch on that.
Sheeples would actually look forward to being ill probably. happy088
Any'ow. I did ask were you feeling betterer now. Shrugs:
I had a mahoosive 17 y/o Bowmore - no lemon...
Felt good last night, feel like a sack of shite this morning **cough**
No need for the ****cough****** nonsense all the time BM. We can't actually hear you you know. ::)
Are you going to be fit for Friday is all I'm interested in, so I can start practising me 'homing call' skills.
Don't want to be standing there hooting to meself for hours on end. Sheeples will think I'm some sort of a nutter if I do that. ::)
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Is he still alive? rubschin:
Haven't seen him in here at all today.
P'raps he really is poorly. happy100
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LL is prolly keeping him busy like ;)
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LL is prolly keeping him busy like ;)
Ahhh, he was travelling over to the barren wastes of Inguland today then was he?
He'll currently be being 'interviewed' under spotlights no doubt. whistle:
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LL is prolly keeping him busy like ;)
He'll be covered in sprog yock too! lol:
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lol:
Oh yes....he'll be all coochy couchy coo, achoo whistle:
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I've just had a 'flu jab; I thought you'd like to know angel1
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OWCH!
I had mine weeks ago angel1
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I'm still consumed by the beast - I thought you'd like to know **cough** noooo:
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As is THW who was ordered out of classes for "Disruptive Coughing" on Thursday so stayed home and went to the Quack yesterday.
Skool then phoned me to find out why she was absent Banghead
They were told, in no uncertain terms! eveilgrin:
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Disruptive Coughing! lol:
I;m getting bloody good at that - disrupting any change of getting to sleep anyway.... Banghead
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LL wanted to take me to A & E at midnight... cos of me coughing like... sad24:
**cough**
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granny dumping
The abandonment of elderly relatives by their carers.
rubschin:
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LL threatened to put me in A & E at midnight... cos of me coughing like... sad24:
**cough**
whistle:
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sad32:
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I'm surprised LL didn't offer the ultimate, never known to fail, cure:
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I'm surprised LL didn't offer the ultimate, never known to fail, cure:
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I would have used it at midnight.... surrender:
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GP told daughter yesterday "There is nothing the medical profession can give you that will cure the **cough** that follows a cold..... Your lungs are clear, go home, keep warm and take Lemsip or paracetamol every 4 hours. Hot Drinks with honey may be helpful."
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GP told daughter yesterday "There is nothing the medical profession can give you that will cure the **cough** that follows a cold..... Your lungs are clear, go home, keep warm and take Lemsip or paracetamol every 4 hours. Hot Drinks with honey may be helpful."
Ahhhh... he called you honey.... cloud9:
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lol:
His prescription did not please the THW angry041:
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lol:
His prescription did not please the THW angry041:
She wanted the miracle cure...? rubschin:
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I gather she didn't want to be told to do what we had been telling her to do for the past fortnight .... the Doctor is clearly as stoopid and ignorant as her parents ::)
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I gather she didn't want to be told to do what we had been telling her to do for the past fortnight .... the Doctor is clearly as stoopid and ignorant as her parents ::)
lol: lol: lol:
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LL wanted to take me to A & E at midnight... cos of me coughing like... sad24:
**cough**
They can check out a few other things while you're there too....if I get me paws on you. Angry9:
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LL wanted to take me to A & E at midnight... cos of me coughing like... sad24:
**cough**
They can check out a few other things while you're there too....if I get me paws on you. Angry9:
scared2:
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That would have frightened baby to death! eeek:
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He's comimg BM
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I'm off! scared2:
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Mrs Nick calls. The Boy, who is NEVER ill, has man flu eeek: All the normal symptoms whistle:
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Mrs Nick calls. The Boy, who is NEVER ill, has man flu eeek: All the normal symptoms whistle:
Well trained Nick... ;)
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1st day of the skool holidays ~ it's a tradition at Grammar and Public Schools .... Send the bugs home for Christmas!
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I have girl cough and a bruised bottom cry:
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Not a soft landing then noooo:
Are you sure it is a bruise and not photocopier burns?
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That could be it ...it could have been when I was changing the toner lol:
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I have girl cough and a bruised bottom cry:
I could come over and rub in a balm to soothe your bottom...some Vick on your chest...then some warm scented oils for the rest of your delightful self...a glass of two of collapso (no Rohypnol)...and you'd sleep like baby...
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Stalker alert eeek:
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You mean...smooth talker alert...you just missed out the mooth
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ANd you missed out the mahoosive tub of Vaseline scared2:
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Sorry...I don't understand...
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So where is the bath then ???? cloud9:
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So where is the bath then ???? cloud9:
I did write that...a warm bath in candlelit setting...but deleted it when I realised that I had posted the same offer before and the affs would jump on it...deja vu etc...
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Aaahhh get out of it .....you are allowed more than one bath in your lifetime lol:
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Is you bath big enough for two?
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No sad24:
Maybe I should move rubschin:
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I have been hacking all night sad24:
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I have been hacking all night sad24:
happy100
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So what is the best cough medicine then ???? I am going to go and buy a vat of it !
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So what is the best cough medicine then ???? I am going to go and buy a vat of it !
The worstest tasting one will be best for you... whistle:
How about Day Nurse?
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So what is the best cough medicine then ???? I am going to go and buy a vat of it !
Covonia, it never fails me
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Course, when you said hacking, I thought
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Course, when you said hacking, I thought
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I had visions of Pirate being dismembered ready for the patio when the snow has gone. whistle:
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Course, when you said hacking, I thought
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eyes:
I had visions of Pirate being dismembered ready for the patio when the snow has gone. whistle:
happy001
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Nice horse! YOu have noticed the horse, I take it ::)
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Bloody hell, so there is. But I could never see the picture on those "magic pictures" ones they use to sell years ago
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Nice horse! YOu have noticed the horse, I take it ::)
Daniella... whistle:
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That could be it ...it could have been when I was lowering the toner lol:
whistle:
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I fear that I have succumbed. Bed and a hot toddy beckons. surrender:
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Oh, hot toddy, I thought you said hot teddy
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;D
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Serves me right. I have man-flu. Well, a bit of a cough and a sore throat
Is it just me, a test of how sore my throat is is to try and sing Wanderin' star lol: Every bloody time
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Oh dear...I am still coughing and spluttering a week on ....but the soreness of the throat has gone so I can at least talk again cloud9:
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Can you sing Wanderin' star (and can you wear one of those gingham shirts and cowboys boots and hat as you do it please) ;D
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I presume you want the gingham shirt tied just under the bust and a button or two open ...as usual lol:
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You've had a sore throat before haven't you ;D
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Oh yes lol: lol: lol: ...I'll leave the lasso at home though as you may not have the strength for that ;)
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Serves me right. I have man-flu. Well, a bit of a cough and a sore throat
Is it just me, a test of how sore my throat is is to try and sing Wanderin' star lol: Every bloody time
Lee Marvin, pah! The usual medication isn't doing the trick so I've been to the chemist. Antiseptic throat spray, pholcodine and ibuprofen were recommended
He didn't actually say it, but I could tell from the look on his face that I'm probably one of the worst cases of man-flu he's ever seen redface:
Oh, and I must be getting old, he looked younger than most coppers noooo:
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happy100
Oh dear you have my sympathy JOM I have managed to get out of bed today. Am on my second box of tissues my nose hurts and I don't feel at all sorry for myself. sad24:
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happy100 happy100 happy100
Chicken soup all round
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happy100 happy100 happy100
Chicken soup all round
Jewish Penicillin ~ does the trick every time cloud9:
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happy100
Oh dear you have my sympathy JOM I have managed to get out of bed today. Am on my second box of tissues my nose hurts and I don't feel at all sorry for myself. sad24:
Colds causing hurty noses? Try Kleenex Balsam Tissues. They work like a charm!
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Finally got my voice back last night although I sound like a zombie Barry White. surrender:
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Does Turkey soup work?
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Does Turkey soup work?
noooo:
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Does Turkey soup work?
I expect it is Muslim penicillin.
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Does Turkey soup work?
I expect it is Muslim penicillin.
lol: lol: lol:
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Finally got my voice back last night although I sound like a zombie Barry White. surrender:
Ooo if I give you my phone number can you call me and croon?
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Finally got my voice back last night although I sound like a zombie Barry White. surrender:
Ooo if I give you my phone number can you call me and croon?
Call you a coon? eeek:
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Finally got my voice back last night although I sound like a zombie Barry White. surrender:
Ooo if I give you my phone number can you call me and croon?
Call you a coon? eeek:
Get thee hence to Specsavers
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I've called upon the big guys now. Lemsip Max Plus. I told you that pharmacist looked like a kid cussing:
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This has been going on for far too long and I am royally pissed off. evil:
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I thought mine had pretty much vanished - but lo and behold I wake up today full of pea-green snot and hoiking up custard-hued lung gunge. Obviously, Young's is the natural cure to be taken.
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Obviously ;)
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I thought mine had pretty much vanished - but lo and behold I wake up today full of pea-green snot and hoiking up custard-hued lung gunge. Obviously, Young's is the natural cure to be taken.
That'll teach you to take a week off work! point:
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In an effort to rid myself of the snots, common sense told me to go to my local Curry house and go for something very hot. I did - and set them a task; "imagine a phall, turbo-charge it, add nitro-glycerene and molten lava, a dash of Chernobyl meltdown and a few solar flares. Oh. And a mushroom rice, sag paneer and a garlic naan.
Boss man from the Curry house was nervous as he handed me my bag of dynamite... either I've become immune, or they don't understand the word "hot". Dissapointing, I shall demand a refund.
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I got rid of the bug with Nyquil and Sudafed....
If you do try that combination ignore the 'may cause drowsiness' warning. Instead the warning should be 'Dont make any plans' lol:
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Which is why I stick to natural remedies; Young's and good(ish) hot food ;-)
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Just keep a container of cayenne pepper (chilli powder) at home and add to taste
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I got rid of the bug with Nyquil and Sudafed....
If you do try that combination ignore the 'may cause drowsiness' warning. Instead the warning should be 'Dont make any plans' lol:
;D
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Just keep a container of cayenne pepper (chilli powder) at home and add to taste
Cayenne pepper is a bit erm...how can I put it..mild...
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On Monday I put a "Repeat Prescription" request into my local surgery. I ticked all the items listed on previous prescription indicating that I needed them again. On Tuesday the doctor had not yet signed the prescription that his secretary had printed out. On Wednesday they had lost it. On Thursday they called me to say they had found it and it was ready for collection. SWWLTBO picked it up and handed it into Boots Pharmacy, then returned later in the day to pick up the drugs. When I checked the bag she carried home some items needed were not there. I phoned Boots and they read back to me the prescription they had received. The missing items had not been prescribed!
I called the surgery.
Receptionist ;"I typed in all you asked for"
Me: "You must have turned two pages at once then"
Receptionist: "Oh No ... The doctor has probably crossed them off"
Me: "Put him on the phone then"
Me: "Doctor ~ if I order a repeat prescription that includes blood test strips for use in my self testing blood sugar kit why would you allow me them but not the supply of needles that go with them?"
Doctor: "Did I .... Oh well, can you manage without?"
Me: "Look you said I should test blood sugar levels twice a day, that involves drawing blood from a finger ... or perhaps I should simply slit my wrists"
Doctor: "Ah, I take your point, I'll get the girl to print a prescription for you now"
This morning SWWLTBO trots into the surgery. "Yes we have Mr Snoopy's prescription but the doctor hasn't signed it yet"
SWWLTBO: "When will it be ready then?"
Receptionist: "Doctor's not in today"
Anyone got a razor blade I can borrow? Banghead
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I got rid of the bug with Nyquil and Sudafed....
If you do try that combination ignore the 'may cause drowsiness' warning. Instead the warning should be 'Dont make any plans' lol:
;D
To quote Denis Leary "I'm high as a kite and my teeth are green, merry f*ckin Christmas"
lol:
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Doctor: "Did I .... Oh well, can you manage without?"
Me: "Look you said I should test blood sugar levels twice a day, that involves drawing blood from a finger ... or perhaps I should simply slit my wrists"
Snoopy has gone native.
Farewell old friend. sad24:
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Just keep a container of cayenne pepper (chilli powder) at home and add to taste
Cayenne pepper is a bit erm...how can I put it..mild...
Get yourself some Dorset Nagas (http://www.dorsetnaga.com/) I believe Tesco do/did them. 1.5 million on the Scoville scale eeek:
Plenty of idiots out there trying them on Youtube
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My brother and I regularly take a pack of Dorset Nagas to a pub, where we will eat one each and then pass them round. We get a bit of a sweat on, but the others that have them seem to vanish...
Anyhoo, back to Man Flu. Praise be to "Beechams All in One" liquid. The directions say "do not take with alcohol" but I can confirm that advice to be bollox. After several Young's and 20ml of that stuff I can assure you that you fall into what is probably medically called a "coma" and then wake 6 hours later sans snot. Then you do it all again, as I am now. Corking.
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My brother and I regularly take a pack of Dorset Nagas to a pub, where we will eat one each and then pass them round. We get a bit of a sweat on, but the others that have them seem to vanish...
Anyhoo, back to Man Flu. Praise be to "Beechams All in One" liquid. The directions say "do not take with alcohol" but I can confirm that advice to be bollox. After several Young's and 20ml of that stuff I can assure you that you fall into what is probably medically called a "coma" and then wake 6 hours later sans snot. Then you do it all again, as I am now. Corking.
worthy:
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Here we go again!
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Here we go again!
I'll join you like... happy088
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Are you all infected again ?
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Not me... I'm joining TMR on the collapso... or at least I thought I was... rubschin:
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Oh redface:
I thought you were all leaking all over the place once more noooo:
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Oh redface:
I thought you were all leaking all over the place once more noooo:
Oh noes... I am in perfick elf.... angel1
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Beechams all in one may cause excessive flatulence. Or is that the Young's?
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Beechams all in one may cause excessive flatulence. Or is that the Young's?
Brussels Sprouts... or any food to be honest.... redface:
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Beechams all in one may cause excessive flatulence. Or is that the Young's?
I thought from your earlier post that you had that all under control?
Anyhoo, back to Man Flu. Praise be to "Beechams All in One" liquid. The directions say "do not take with alcohol" but I can confirm that advice to be bollox. After several Young's and 20ml of that stuff I can assure you that you fall into what is probably medically called a "coma" and then wake 6 hours later sans snot. Then you do it all again, as I am now. Corking.
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Just like the Empire, DS, it strikes back. It's a war of attrition and many battles must be fought before victory is mine!
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Oh redface:
I thought you were all leaking all over the place once more noooo:
Oh noes... I am in perfick elf.... angel1
Physically at least.... whistle:
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Oh redface:
I thought you were all leaking all over the place once more noooo:
Oh noes... I am in perfick elf.... angel1
Physically at least.... whistle:
And...? evil:
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Walking around all day wearing a bucket on your head is obviously a sign of normailty BM whistle:
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Walking around all day wearing a bucket on your head is obviously a sign of normailty BM whistle:
yes... it is... like.... evil:
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Did LL get you that nice jacket with the sleeves that go around the back.... whistle:
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I've got it again... keep away like... [koff]
bastard visitors.... noooo:
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I've got it again... keep away like... [koff]
bastard visitors.... noooo:
Not enuf vino .......... rubschin:
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I've got it again... keep away like... [koff]
bastard visitors.... noooo:
Not enuf vino .......... rubschin:
I can assure you that is not the problem like... redface:
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A medicinal Jack Daniels is hitting the spot like.... cloud9:
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A medicinal Jack Daniels is hitting the spot like.... cloud9:
Put it on Baldy's tab like .......
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A medicinal Jack Daniels is hitting the spot like.... cloud9:
Put it on Baldy's tab like .......
I put the whole bottle on there... redface:
I put it down as 'entertaining gayers'.... whistle:
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A medicinal Jack Daniels is hitting the spot like.... cloud9:
Put it on Baldy's tab like .......
I put the whole bottle on there... redface:
I put it down as 'entertaining gayers'.... whistle:
Perhaps you shoud rephrase that...
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A medicinal Jack Daniels is hitting the spot like.... cloud9:
Put it on Baldy's tab like .......
I put the whole bottle on there... redface:
I put it down as 'entertaining gayers'.... whistle:
Perhaps you shoud rephrase that...
lol: lol: lol: He sounds very accommodating. point:
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A medicinal Jack Daniels is hitting the spot like.... cloud9:
Put it on Baldy's tab like .......
I put the whole bottle on there... redface:
I put it down as 'entertaining gayers'.... whistle:
Perhaps you shoud rephrase that...
lol: lol: lol: He sounds very accommodating. point:
It was your tab! point:
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You need a night out like........ rubschin:
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Been eating any Bean Sprouts?
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Been eating any Bean Sprouts?
Dodgy cheap vodka....... eeek:
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Neither... I ache all over tho... surrender:
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Neither... I ache all over tho... surrender:
Rub yourself wiv zivinia .................
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Neither... I ache all over tho... surrender:
Rub yourself wiv zivinia .................
Or drink a load! eveilgrin:
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Take a large hot whisky, get under the duvet and sweat it out of yer system.
(I would suggest take a large hot wummun under the duvet as well but LL might not like the idea)
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Neither... I ache all over tho... surrender:
Rub yourself wiv zivinia .................
Or drink a load! eveilgrin:
Any curry houses out there? Get a phall inside yer cloud9:
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Neither... I ache all over tho... surrender:
Rub yourself wiv zivinia .................
Or drink a load! eveilgrin:
Any curry houses out there? Get a phall inside yer cloud9:
I'm too ill to travel like... surrender:
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Neither... I ache all over tho... surrender:
Rub yourself wiv zivinia .................
Or drink a load! eveilgrin:
Any curry houses out there? Get a phall inside yer cloud9:
I'm too ill to travel like... surrender:
Get it delivered, like...
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Neither... I ache all over tho... surrender:
Rub yourself wiv zivinia .................
Or drink a load! eveilgrin:
Any curry houses out there? Get a phall inside yer cloud9:
Alternatively stick yer phallus in his ear and fvck some sense into him.
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Neither... I ache all over tho... surrender:
Rub yourself wiv zivinia .................
Or drink a load! eveilgrin:
Any curry houses out there? Get a phall inside yer cloud9:
Alternatively stick yer phallus in his ear and fvck some sense into him.
eeek:
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Get LL to put a pillow over his head. YOu know it makes sense
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Get LL to put a pillow over his head. YOu know it makes sense
I'd let her... surrender:
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Get LL to put a pillow over his head. YOu know it makes sense
I'd let her... surrender:
Pillow bitter ............. rubschin:
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Get LL to put a pillow over his head. YOu know it makes sense
I'd let her... surrender:
Pillow bitter ............. rubschin:
eeek:
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point: point: point: point: point: point:
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point: point: point: point: point: point:
I'm not a gayer! cussing:
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point: point: point: point: point: point:
I'm not a gayer! cussing:
I think that might be "Pillow Biter" angel1
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Oh my poor head, neck chest, arms legs, eyeballs, throat, etc. surrender:
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If you were a horse they'd shoot you.
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If you were a horse they'd shoot you.
Does hung like a horse count...? redface:
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If you were a horse they'd shoot you.
Does hung like a horse count...? redface:
lol:
Self praise is no recommendation. We will need evidence.
A signed statement from LL will do.
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If you were a horse they'd shoot you.
Does hung like a horse count...? redface:
lol:
Self praise is no recommendation. We will need evidence.
A signed statement from LL will do.
rubschin:
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If you were a horse they'd shoot you.
Does hung like a horse count...? redface:
lol:
Self praise is no recommendation. We will need evidence.
A signed statement from LL will do.
Or Ryan Giggs... whistle:
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If you were a horse they'd shoot you.
Does hung like a horse count...? redface:
lol:
Self praise is no recommendation. We will need evidence.
A signed statement from LL will do.
Or Ryan Giggs... whistle:
evil:
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Oh my poor head, neck chest, arms legs, eyeballs, throat, etc. surrender:
Horspickle for you then...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuZl9tRqjoQ&feature=related
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If you were a horse they'd shoot you.
Does hung like a horse count...? redface:
Not when it is a sea horse, no.
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If you were a horse they'd shoot you.
Does hung like a horse count...? redface:
Not when it is a sea horse, no.
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evil:
Can't sleep... koff, koff, koff, koff, bloody koff, etc.... cussing:
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If you were a horse they'd shoot you.
Does hung like a horse count...? redface:
Not when it is a sea horse, no.
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evil:
Can't sleep... koff, koff, koff, koff, bloody koff, etc.... cussing:
Keep the bloody noise down FFS cussing:
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If you were a horse they'd shoot you.
Does hung like a horse count...? redface:
Not when it is a sea horse, no.
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evil:
Can't sleep... koff, koff, koff, koff, bloody koff, etc.... cussing:
Keep the bloody noise down FFS cussing:
shutup:
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Are you poorly or is she ???
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Are you poorly or is she ???
It is Man Flu.... ::)
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So was LL poorly when she came back - poor thing whistle:
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So was LL poorly when she came back - poor thing whistle:
She is the carrier... she just had sniffles like.... ::)
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Oh dear ...are all your appendages poorly ?
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Oh dear ...are all your appendages poorly ?
Yes... sad24:
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I am getting it too....... surrender:
Miss T already ......... surrender:
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I am getting it too....... surrender:
Miss T already ......... surrender:
Poor us... happy100
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Baldy's turn to wear the nurses uniform then whistle:
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Baldy's turn to wear the nurses uniform then whistle:
It would make a nice change from the gimp suit I suppose.... rubschin:
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Baldy's turn to wear the nurses uniform then whistle:
Can we 'ave some piccies of that. Never seen a bald nerse before. noooo:
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Baldy's turn to wear the nurses uniform then whistle:
sick2:
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Baldy's turn to wear the nurses uniform then whistle:
Can we 'ave some piccies of that. Never seen a bald nerse before. noooo:
Here you go! happy088
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Oh I see what you meant now.... redface:
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Baldy's turn to wear the nurses uniform then whistle:
Can we 'ave some piccies of that. Never seen a bald nerse before. noooo:
Here you go! happy088
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Oh I see what you meant now.... redface:
You found that quick ........saved on puter like...... rubschin:
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Baldy's turn to wear the nurses uniform then whistle:
Can we 'ave some piccies of that. Never seen a bald nerse before. noooo:
Here you go! happy088
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Oh I see what you meant now.... redface:
You found that quick ........saved on puter like...... rubschin:
Noooooooo.... redface:
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Not that ill then whistle:
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Not that ill then whistle:
My fingers are werking.... whistle:
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Good to know you have a grip on things ;)
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Good to know you have a grip on things ;)
Oh yes.... 'tis just my sanity that I've lost grip of.... redface:
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You're in good company happy100
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It has arrived......for about a week the nose has been running a bit, slight heady feeling and today...POW!...full on girl flu (that's actually a sickness). Cant breath, cant talk, one eye is stuck shut with goppy stuff so cant see and I am coughing up what can only be described as the ecto-plasm off ghostbusters!
Me is poooooorly. sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:
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It has arrived......for about a week the nose has been running a bit, slight heady feeling and today...POW!...full on girl flu (that's actually a sickness). Cant breath, cant talk, one eye is stuck shut with goppy stuff so cant see and I am coughing up what can only be described as the ecto-plasm off ghostbusters!
Me is poooooorly. sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:
This is the Man Flu thread.... ::)
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Feck you and your sympathy. Finger:
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Feck you and your sympathy. Finger:
Get off me thread potty mouth! lol:
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sad24:, but I is sick too. meany.
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Miss C poorly
Miss T poorly
APC poorly
BM poorly
LL poorly
TMR injured
Nick injured
Growler injured
JOM narcoleptic
Tipsy prognosis unknown
Snoopy could well be the fittest one amongst us whistle:
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Miss C poorly
Miss T poorly
APC poorly
BM poorly
LL poorly
TMR injured
Nick injured
Growler injured
JOM narcoleptic
Tipsy prognosis unknown
Snoopy could well be the fittest one amongst us whistle:
scared:
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sad24:, but I is sick too. meany.
Here (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=9819.0) ::)
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Silly boy ....why would she post in a thread you want her too when she can annoy you by posting on here lol:
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Silly boy ....why would she post in a thread you want her too when she can annoy you by posting on here lol:
rubschin:
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Miss C poorly
Miss T poorly
APC poorly
BM poorly
LL poorly
TMR injured
Nick injured
Growler injured
JOM narcoleptic
Tipsy prognosis unknown
Snoopy could well be the fittest one amongst us whistle:
For the record, I have never stolen a thing in me life like ;)
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happy088
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I am suffering from lack of spell check redface:
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Are you a witch? scared2:
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many have said so sad24:
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many have said so sad24:
scared2: scared2:
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I'm still coughing up buckets of phlegm, blowing gooey snot out of me nose and ear puss out of me ear... if anybody is interested like...? surrender:
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Having just had me bacon and eggs that is frankly more information than I needed. sick2:
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Having just had me bacon and eggs that is frankly more information than I needed. sick2:
Happy to help! happy088
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I'm still coughing up buckets of phlegm, blowing gooey snot out of me nose and ear puss out of me ear... if anybody is interested like...? surrender:
For some reason that reminds me of that old Spitting Image sketch 'The President's Brain is Missing' whistle:
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I'm orf to the horse-pickle this morning...
These super-strength antibiotics apparently protect me from Anthrax ( eeek:) but they're not helping me ear poorlyness... noooo:
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I'm orf to the horse-pickle this morning...
These super-strength antibiotics apparently protect me from Anthrax ( eeek:) but they're not helping me ear poorlyness... noooo:
Can't you just fill your bucket with maggots to sort it out?
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I'm orf to the horse-pickle this morning...
These super-strength antibiotics apparently protect me from Anthrax ( eeek:) but they're not helping me ear poorlyness... noooo:
Can't you just fill your bucket with maggots to sort it out?
Isn't that leaches...? rubschin:
Anyhooo.... the dopter has me on Turbo-Supercharged antibiotics now... I feel better already! cloud9:
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:afro:
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I'm orf to the horse-pickle this morning...
These super-strength antibiotics apparently protect me from Anthrax ( eeek:) but they're not helping me ear poorlyness... noooo:
Can't you just fill your bucket with maggots to sort it out?
Isn't that leaches...? rubschin:
Anyhooo.... the dopter has me on Turbo-Supercharged antibiotics now... I feel better already! cloud9:
No booze.............. eeek:
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I'm orf to the horse-pickle this morning...
These super-strength antibiotics apparently protect me from Anthrax ( eeek:) but they're not helping me ear poorlyness... noooo:
Can't you just fill your bucket with maggots to sort it out?
Isn't that leaches...? rubschin:
Anyhooo.... the dopter has me on Turbo-Supercharged antibiotics now... I feel better already! cloud9:
No booze.............. eeek:
The destructions don't say that.... whistle:
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I'm orf to the horse-pickle this morning...
These super-strength antibiotics apparently protect me from Anthrax ( eeek:) but they're not helping me ear poorlyness... noooo:
Can't you just fill your bucket with maggots to sort it out?
Isn't that leaches...? rubschin:
Anyhooo.... the dopter has me on Turbo-Supercharged antibiotics now... I feel better already! cloud9:
No booze.............. eeek:
The destructions don't say that.... whistle:
Phew .............I was about to suspend Smug Club membership..........
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I'm orf to the horse-pickle this morning...
These super-strength antibiotics apparently protect me from Anthrax ( eeek:) but they're not helping me ear poorlyness... noooo:
Can't you just fill your bucket with maggots to sort it out?
Isn't that leaches...? rubschin:
Anyhooo.... the dopter has me on Turbo-Supercharged antibiotics now... I feel better already! cloud9:
No booze.............. eeek:
The destructions don't say that.... whistle:
Phew .............I was about to suspend Smug Club membership..........
Oh noes! I'd rather have the phlegm than that! eeek:
How is Miss T talking of phlegm...?
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Miss T is also on turbo-nutter anti-biotics .......... noooo:
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Miss T is also on turbo-nutter anti-biotics .......... noooo:
I bet mine are more turboer! evil:
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super turbo! I'm right there with you on the nasty goo front. Cant sleep cos it sounds like a concord taking off every time i breath in. noooo:
poor, poor us. sad24: sad24:
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Wimmin are such wimps noooo:
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super turbo! I'm right there with you on the nasty goo front. Cant sleep cos it sounds like a concord taking off every time i breath in. noooo:
poor, poor us. sad24: sad24:
happy100
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super turbo! I'm right there with you on the nasty goo front. Cant sleep cos it sounds like a concord taking off every time i breath in. noooo:
poor, poor us. sad24: sad24:
Given how much of a drama queen BM can be when he is ill I'd say you were on the more turbocharged ones Miss T. whistle:
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super turbo! I'm right there with you on the nasty goo front. Cant sleep cos it sounds like a concord taking off every time i breath in. noooo:
poor, poor us. sad24: sad24:
Given how much of a drama queen BM can be when he is ill I'd say you were on the more turbocharged ones Miss T. whistle:
evil:
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angel1
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dry, chesty cough; headache; tiredness; chills; aching muscles; limb and joint pain; sore throat; runny dose; sneezing, difficulty sleeping... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick004.gif&hash=10821785c6d964f7f2b98fb8879af9b54c59d295) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
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I have had that noooo: I almost died sad24:
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happy100
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I am not well... sad24:...I am on the 'medication'... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-eatdrink048.gif&hash=d06eae85241fcaec0eac9cdc55a622f3baf4deba) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
(where has the red wine emoticon gone?)
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BM drank it noooo:
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Bastard... evil: cussing:
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You've come to the right place for sympathy Pirate.... happy001
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I will send a case of virtual medicinal red by 'special delivery' it will be with you tomorrow.
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Thank you...I will be virtually much obliged...
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Are you feeling any better today ?
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Well, my coff is much betterer thank you cloud9:
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Are you feeling any better today ?
noooo: worserer in fact...nose is dripping like a leaking tap...I need a soft hand...on my brow...
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Aaahhhhh poor you ......shall i get the Vics Vapour rub as well ?
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A slap round the head with a wet fish is also good in these cases
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Aaahhhhh poor you ......shall i get the Vics Vapour rub as well ?
Oh yes...you will have to rub it on my chest though...make sure you wash your hands though...before you touch anything else... eyes:
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I'll wear gloves - should cover all eventualities lol:
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I see the gutter looming noooo:
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Aaahhhhh poor you ......shall i get the Vics Vapour rub as well ?
Oh yes...you will have to rub it on my chest though...make sure you wash your hands though...before you touch anything else... eyes:
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It's back... noooo:
nose dripping, sneezing, runny eyes...why me?...again?
Whoever has got the doll and the pin...stop now...enough already...
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It's back... noooo:
nose dripping, sneezing, runny eyes...why me?...again?
Whoever has got the doll and the pin...stop now...enough already...
Um... okay... redface:
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It's back... noooo:
nose dripping, sneezing, runny eyes...why me?...again?
Whoever has got the doll and the pin...stop now...enough already...
Um... okay... redface:
You don't wanna be sticking pins in that doll Barman, she'll end up going down on you ;)
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It's back... noooo:
nose dripping, sneezing, runny eyes...why me?...again?
Whoever has got the doll and the pin...stop now...enough already...
Um... okay... redface:
You don't wanna be sticking pins in that doll Barman, she'll end up going down on you ;)
lol: lol: lol:
(c) Billy Connolly. 1969
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It's back... noooo:
nose dripping, sneezing, runny eyes...why me?...again?
Whoever has got the doll and the pin...stop now...enough already...
Um... okay... redface:
You don't wanna be sticking pins in that doll Barman, she'll end up going down on you ;)
drumroll:
lol: lol: lol: