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Title: You're too sexy for my bus
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 17, 2007, 01:52:07 PM
I've heard many reasons for a driver not being able to control his bus but this has to be one of the best.

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BERLIN (Reuters) - A German bus driver threatened to throw a 20-year-old sales clerk off his bus in the southern town of Lindau because he said she was too sexy, a newspaper reported on Monday.

"Suddenly he stopped the bus," the woman named Debora C. told Bild newspaper. "He opened the door and shouted at me 'Your cleavage is distracting me every time I look into my mirror and I can't concentrate on the traffic. If you don't sit somewhere else, I'm going to have to throw you off the bus.'"

The woman, pictured in Bild wearing her snug-fitting summer clothes with the plunging neckline, said she moved to another seat but was humiliated by the bus driver.

A spokesman for the bus company defended the driver.

"The bus driver is allowed to do that and he did the right thing," the spokesman said. "A bus driver cannot be distracted because it's a danger to the safety of all the passengers."
Title: Re: You're too sexy for my bus
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 17, 2007, 01:58:59 PM
I was pondering recently on a car accident I had seen and the thought crossed my mind that attractive women probably see more accidents than the average because they distract drivers who happen to be passing.  rubschin:
Title: Re: You're too sexy for my bus
Post by: Snoopy on July 17, 2007, 02:15:27 PM
 Distracting enough to cause an accident? But at least you'd die with a smile smirk on your face.  lol:

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Title: Re: You're too sexy for my bus
Post by: Landlady on July 17, 2007, 03:23:43 PM
Distracting enough to cause an accident? But at least you'd die with a smile smirk on your face.  lol:

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Agreed  eyes:

This shot appears to have been taken on the top floor of the Griva Degia municiple car park and, as any regular parker there knows, this floor has an appallng lack of those bouncey off protection barriers around the wall edges, so I guess, if you did have an accident you could blame the H&S officer and get a HUGE comp pay out and then the lovely young lady (50% responsible for the accident anyway so there is a pity factor here working for you) would fall madly in love with you (or your money) and you would all live forever happily ever after  happy001 happy001 happy001


I of course would not be distracted by such an thing - unless HH9_th.jpg perhaps  eyes: eyes:


 
Title: Re: You're too sexy for my bus
Post by: Snoopy on July 17, 2007, 03:29:27 PM
Will someone please show the lady how to post a picture.
Because I am agog to know what would distract her and is apparently to be found somewhere in the depths of the pub's nether regions.
Title: Re: You're too sexy for my bus
Post by: Pastis on July 17, 2007, 03:35:54 PM
Unless HH9 is the new 210 Polonium  scared2:
Title: Re: You're too sexy for my bus
Post by: Landlady on July 17, 2007, 03:39:02 PM
Will someone please show the lady how to post a picture.
Because I am agog to know what would distract her and is apparently to be found somewhere in the depths of the pub's nether regions.

Fudge and double fudge - I just knew that wasn't going to work  sad24:
Okay I will have to request a training (whay hay) lesson from Barman tonight - dont call us unless we call you  eyes:
Title: Re: You're too sexy for my bus
Post by: Barman on July 17, 2007, 03:39:15 PM
Will someone please show the lady how to post a picture.
Because I am agog to know what would distract her and is apparently to be found somewhere in the depths of the pub's nether regions.
Are you sure that would be wise?  scared2:
Title: Re: You're too sexy for my bus
Post by: Landlady on July 17, 2007, 03:45:38 PM
Unless HH9 is the new 210 Polonium  scared2:

Что Вы подразумеваете? Это могло быть началом другого международного инцидента, который Вы знаете!

 cussing:
Title: Re: You're too sexy for my bus
Post by: Snoopy on July 17, 2007, 04:26:38 PM
Babelfish says it means ??????????????????????????????????????!

Which may or may not mean that is isn't Greek ~ as I suspected it might be.

 shrugs:
Title: Re: You're too sexy for my bus
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 17, 2007, 04:30:51 PM
'tis Russian:

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What you do imply? This could be the beginning of another international incident, which you know!
Title: Re: You're too sexy for my bus
Post by: Snoopy on July 17, 2007, 04:38:14 PM
'tis Russian:

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What you do imply? This could be the beginning of another international incident, which you know!

Oh! I Say! Jolly well done old man! Russian ~ who would have thought it.
Title: Re: You're too sexy for my bus
Post by: Misunderstood on July 17, 2007, 04:56:17 PM
'tis Russian:

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What you do imply? This could be the beginning of another international incident, which you know!

In other words, it's about a normal level of chat for a - well you know -  scared2:
Title: Re: You're too sexy for my bus
Post by: Snoopy on July 17, 2007, 06:10:04 PM
'tis Russian:

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What you do imply? This could be the beginning of another international incident, which you know!

In other words, it's about a normal level of chat for a - well you know -  scared2:

You don't mean 003.5 surely?
Title: Re: You're too sexy for my bus
Post by: Nick on July 17, 2007, 09:08:28 PM
Distracting enough to cause an accident? But at least you'd die with a smile smirk on your face.  lol:

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Agreed  eyes:

This shot appears to have been taken on the top floor of the Griva Degia municiple car park and, as any regular parker there knows, this floor has an appallng lack of those bouncey off protection barriers around the wall edges, so I guess, if you did have an accident you could blame the H&S officer and get a HUGE comp pay out and then the lovely young lady (50% responsible for the accident anyway so there is a pity factor here working for you) would fall madly in love with you (or your money) and you would all live forever happily ever after  happy001 happy001 happy001


I of course would not be distracted by such an thing - unless HH9_th.jpg perhaps  eyes: eyes:

She is scary.

Poor Barman  cry:


 
Title: Re: You're too sexy for my bus
Post by: Barman on July 18, 2007, 02:02:58 AM
Distracting enough to cause an accident? But at least you'd die with a smile smirk on your face.  lol:

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Agreed  eyes:

This shot appears to have been taken on the top floor of the Griva Degia municiple car park and, as any regular parker there knows, this floor has an appallng lack of those bouncey off protection barriers around the wall edges, so I guess, if you did have an accident you could blame the H&S officer and get a HUGE comp pay out and then the lovely young lady (50% responsible for the accident anyway so there is a pity factor here working for you) would fall madly in love with you (or your money) and you would all live forever happily ever after  happy001 happy001 happy001


I of course would not be distracted by such an thing - unless HH9_th.jpg perhaps  eyes: eyes:
She is scary.

Poor Barman  cry:


 

Poor me...  sad24:
Title: Re: You're too sexy for my bus
Post by: Misunderstood on July 20, 2007, 12:35:22 PM
Pretty girls that choose to go out into public places dressed, as they do, in next to nothing, should be compelled to take out public liability insurance to account for all the accidents that 'happen' all around them, all the time. 

It would affect the national economy - really it would!
Title: Re: You're too sexy for my bus
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2007, 12:39:46 PM
I support that.















And her too, given half a chance
Title: Re: You're too sexy for my bus
Post by: Misunderstood on July 20, 2007, 01:06:42 PM
I support that.


Does that make you a bra?














Title: Re: You're too sexy for my bus
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2007, 02:20:12 PM
I support that.


Does that make you a bra?


I count on reincarnation for my best career chances. So yes. Can I come back as a Bra please?














Title: Re: You're too sexy for my bus
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 20, 2007, 02:22:53 PM
Nick knowing your luck you'd end up being worn by the reincarnation of Patty Hewitt  point:
Title: Re: You're too sexy for my bus
Post by: Snoopy on July 20, 2007, 05:10:36 PM
I support that.


Does that make you a bra?


I count on reincarnation for my best career chances. So yes. Can I come back as a Bra please?


NO!   (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fhigherthings.org%2Fimgs%2Fse%2Fkatrina%2FsistineGod.jpg&hash=5da60417b4112b1c26f21a3959058b841996ea7a)
Title: Re: You're too sexy for my bus
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2007, 06:19:58 PM
Nick knowing your luck you'd end up being worn by the reincarnation of Patty Hewitt  point:


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