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Title: Dogs/Balls/Stairs
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 10, 2010, 01:57:40 PM
Lesson 1. Always check that the dog hasn't left a ball on the stairs. That way you won't end up stepping on it and bouncing down the stairs, smashing a few ribs on the way.
Title: Re: Dogs/Balls/Stairs
Post by: Barman on October 10, 2010, 01:59:10 PM
Lesson 1. Always check that the dog hasn't left a ball on the stairs. That way you won't end up stepping on it and bouncing down the stairs, smashing a few ribs on the way.


Wot is lesson 2? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Dogs/Balls/Stairs
Post by: Nick on October 10, 2010, 02:06:21 PM
Kill dog and dial 999?
Title: Re: Dogs/Balls/Stairs
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 10, 2010, 02:09:34 PM
Lesson 1. Always check that the dog hasn't left a ball on the stairs. That way you won't end up stepping on it and bouncing down the stairs, smashing a few ribs on the way.


Ouch!

Still, I assume the dog now has no balls?
Title: Re: Dogs/Balls/Stairs
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 10, 2010, 02:48:21 PM
Sorry - should have made it clear - bitch/balls/stairs.

I cannot be angry with her - it was my fault for not closiong the stair gate.

And my cocxyx (sp) is bruised. Not good.
Title: Re: Dogs/Balls/Stairs
Post by: Barman on October 10, 2010, 02:52:24 PM
Sorry - should have made it clear - bitch/balls/stairs.

I cannot be angry with her - it was my fault for not closiong the stair gate.

And my cocxyx (sp) is bruised. Not good.

So you haven't smashed any ribs...?  ::)
Title: Re: Dogs/Balls/Stairs
Post by: Snoopy on October 10, 2010, 03:42:02 PM
You have my sympathy .... I am nursing a sprained ankle and back from stepping on a certain little person's trainers, abandoned on the stairs  noooo:

Still ~ the boys learned some more basic Anglo Saxon expressions  redface:
Title: Re: Dogs/Balls/Stairs
Post by: Pastis on October 10, 2010, 04:10:16 PM
 happy100   Oh, and it's coccyx TMR    happy100
Title: Re: Dogs/Balls/Stairs
Post by: GROWLER on October 11, 2010, 07:46:28 AM
happy100   Oh, and it's coccyx TMR    happy100

Stupid bloody gormless werd of ever there was one, and why can't they spell it logically too, bloody English shite. Hate it, a lot. evil:

Anyway Moaniomondo, I hope yer bones are feeling less bruised today.
Rub some Youngs on it....like.
Seems to make other body bibs and bobs feel happier.
Just a thought like, and always happy to 'elp. angel1
Title: Re: Dogs/Balls/Stairs
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 11, 2010, 08:10:40 PM
happy100   Oh, and it's coccyx TMR    happy100

Stupid bloody gormless werd of ever there was one, and why can't they spell it logically too, bloody English shite. Hate it, a lot. evil:

Anyway Moaniomondo, I hope yer bones are feeling less bruised today.
Rub some Youngs on it....like.
Seems to make other body bibs and bobs feel happier.
Just a thought like, and always happy to 'elp. angel1

Something's definitely not right - which makes lugging furniture and stuff around nothing short of agony.  surrender:
Title: Re: Dogs/Balls/Stairs
Post by: Nick on October 11, 2010, 08:14:58 PM
I shall bein Nottingham, this weekend. Come and visit!
Title: Re: Dogs/Balls/Stairs
Post by: Pirate on October 11, 2010, 08:17:11 PM
I though that he was trying to get out of moving you...hey, watch his lips...'which makes lugging furniture and stuff around nothing short of agony'
Title: Re: Dogs/Balls/Stairs
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on October 11, 2010, 08:19:04 PM
happy100   Oh, and it's coccyx TMR    happy100

Stupid bloody gormless werd of ever there was one, and why can't they spell it logically too, bloody English shite. Hate it, a lot. evil:

Anyway Moaniomondo, I hope yer bones are feeling less bruised today.
Rub some Youngs on it....like.
Seems to make other body bibs and bobs feel happier.
Just a thought like, and always happy to 'elp. angel1

Something's definitely not right - which makes lugging furniture and stuff around nothing short of agony.  surrender:

I keep saying the same thing after falling from the car on to my already injured arm.  Perhaps we should both go to A & E tomorrow?
Title: Re: Dogs/Balls/Stairs
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 11, 2010, 08:25:48 PM
If it's not better by Saturday, I shall get it seen to, but I'm pretty sure it's just bad bruising.
Title: Re: Dogs/Balls/Stairs
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on October 11, 2010, 09:15:27 PM
If it's not better by Saturday, I shall get it seen to, but I'm pretty sure it's just bad bruising.

I've been saying that for days.  surrender: