The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: The Moan Ranger on October 10, 2010, 01:57:40 PM
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Lesson 1. Always check that the dog hasn't left a ball on the stairs. That way you won't end up stepping on it and bouncing down the stairs, smashing a few ribs on the way.
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Lesson 1. Always check that the dog hasn't left a ball on the stairs. That way you won't end up stepping on it and bouncing down the stairs, smashing a few ribs on the way.
Wot is lesson 2? Shrugs:
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Kill dog and dial 999?
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Lesson 1. Always check that the dog hasn't left a ball on the stairs. That way you won't end up stepping on it and bouncing down the stairs, smashing a few ribs on the way.
Ouch!
Still, I assume the dog now has no balls?
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Sorry - should have made it clear - bitch/balls/stairs.
I cannot be angry with her - it was my fault for not closiong the stair gate.
And my cocxyx (sp) is bruised. Not good.
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Sorry - should have made it clear - bitch/balls/stairs.
I cannot be angry with her - it was my fault for not closiong the stair gate.
And my cocxyx (sp) is bruised. Not good.
So you haven't smashed any ribs...? ::)
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You have my sympathy .... I am nursing a sprained ankle and back from stepping on a certain little person's trainers, abandoned on the stairs noooo:
Still ~ the boys learned some more basic Anglo Saxon expressions redface:
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happy100 Oh, and it's coccyx TMR happy100
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happy100 Oh, and it's coccyx TMR happy100
Stupid bloody gormless werd of ever there was one, and why can't they spell it logically too, bloody English shite. Hate it, a lot. evil:
Anyway Moaniomondo, I hope yer bones are feeling less bruised today.
Rub some Youngs on it....like.
Seems to make other body bibs and bobs feel happier.
Just a thought like, and always happy to 'elp. angel1
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happy100 Oh, and it's coccyx TMR happy100
Stupid bloody gormless werd of ever there was one, and why can't they spell it logically too, bloody English shite. Hate it, a lot. evil:
Anyway Moaniomondo, I hope yer bones are feeling less bruised today.
Rub some Youngs on it....like.
Seems to make other body bibs and bobs feel happier.
Just a thought like, and always happy to 'elp. angel1
Something's definitely not right - which makes lugging furniture and stuff around nothing short of agony. surrender:
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I shall bein Nottingham, this weekend. Come and visit!
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I though that he was trying to get out of moving you...hey, watch his lips...'which makes lugging furniture and stuff around nothing short of agony'
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happy100 Oh, and it's coccyx TMR happy100
Stupid bloody gormless werd of ever there was one, and why can't they spell it logically too, bloody English shite. Hate it, a lot. evil:
Anyway Moaniomondo, I hope yer bones are feeling less bruised today.
Rub some Youngs on it....like.
Seems to make other body bibs and bobs feel happier.
Just a thought like, and always happy to 'elp. angel1
Something's definitely not right - which makes lugging furniture and stuff around nothing short of agony. surrender:
I keep saying the same thing after falling from the car on to my already injured arm. Perhaps we should both go to A & E tomorrow?
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If it's not better by Saturday, I shall get it seen to, but I'm pretty sure it's just bad bruising.
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If it's not better by Saturday, I shall get it seen to, but I'm pretty sure it's just bad bruising.
I've been saying that for days. surrender: