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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on October 09, 2010, 08:29:04 PM

Title: Mr Flatpack? Meet Professor Unwin!
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2010, 08:29:04 PM
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NOTE: Slats are not supplied shown for reference only
Both slats on Step 3-Step 6 can be asembled to the bedstead. YOu can to make a choice between the two slats!

Adjust the support leg height have the four mode, you can accordiong to the bed height choice the right mode to fix in the STEP 3. If need you can adjust by screwing in or out the lower part of the bootom  eeek:

Three fooking hours  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Mr Flatpack? Meet Professor Unwin!
Post by: GROWLER on October 09, 2010, 08:32:08 PM
WHY are you reading instructions ey?

Chuck 'em away and use your common sense......... rubschin:......... happy001
Title: Re: Mr Flatpack? Meet Professor Unwin!
Post by: Just One More on October 09, 2010, 08:33:20 PM
Seems straightforward enough to me  whistle:
Title: Re: Mr Flatpack? Meet Professor Unwin!
Post by: Pirate on October 09, 2010, 08:34:50 PM
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NOTE: Slats are not supplied shown for reference only
Both slats on Step 3-Step 6 can be asembled to the bedstead. YOu can to make a choice between the two slats!

Adjust the support leg height have the four mode, you can accordiong to the bed height choice the right mode to fix in the STEP 3. If need you can adjust by screwing in or out the lower part of the bootom  eeek:

Three fooking hours  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Quote
NOTE: Slats are not supplied shown for reference only
Both slats on Step 3-Step 6 can be asembled to the bedstead. YOu can to make a choice between the two slats!

Adjust the support leg height have the four mode, you can accordiong to the bed height choice the right mode to fix in the STEP 3. If need you can adjust by screwing in or out the lower part of the bootom  eeek:

Three fooking hours  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Euphemism No 6969
Title: Re: Mr Flatpack? Meet Professor Unwin!
Post by: GROWLER on October 09, 2010, 08:40:44 PM
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NOTE: Slats are not supplied shown for reference only
Both slats on Step 3-Step 6 can be asembled to the bedstead. YOu can to make a choice between the two slats!

Adjust the support leg height have the four mode, you can accordiong to the bed height choice the right mode to fix in the STEP 3. If need you can adjust by screwing in or out the lower part of the bootom  eeek:

Three fooking hours  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Go and 'ava lie down, and it'll all become clear. whistle:
Title: Re: Mr Flatpack? Meet Professor Unwin!
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2010, 08:42:38 PM
AND WHAT WAS IS SUPPOSED TO LIE DOWN ON YOU GREAT FURRY OAF?  Angry9:
Title: Re: Mr Flatpack? Meet Professor Unwin!
Post by: GROWLER on October 09, 2010, 08:44:38 PM
AND WHAT WAS IS  SUPPOSED TO LIE DOWN ON YOU GREAT FURRY OAF?  Angry9:

Which roughly/approx. translated into English means? rubschin:
Title: Re: Mr Flatpack? Meet Professor Unwin!
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2010, 08:46:20 PM
 Explode:
Title: Re: Mr Flatpack? Meet Professor Unwin!
Post by: GROWLER on October 09, 2010, 08:48:59 PM
I 'ava lilo you can lend like. whistle:

You'll 'ave to shove yer finger in the blowy up 'ole though, as I've lost it.
Title: Re: Mr Flatpack? Meet Professor Unwin!
Post by: Baldy on October 10, 2010, 12:39:41 AM
I 'ava lilo you can lend like. whistle:

You'll 'ave to shove yer finger in the blowy up 'ole though, as I've lost it.

What if his mum has told him he has to go to bed wearing boxing gloves?  whistle:
Title: Re: Mr Flatpack? Meet Professor Unwin!
Post by: Barman on October 10, 2010, 04:53:41 AM
I 'ava lilo you can lend like. whistle:

You'll 'ave to shove yer finger in the blowy up 'ole though, as I've lost it.

What if his mum has told him he has to go to bed wearing boxing gloves?  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Mr Flatpack? Meet Professor Unwin!
Post by: Snoopy on October 10, 2010, 07:34:57 AM
I 'ava lilo you can lend like. whistle:

You'll 'ave to shove yer finger in the blowy up 'ole though, as I've lost it.


No you don't!

You have a lilo he may borrow.  cussing:

You lend, he borrows.  FFS!"
Title: Re: Mr Flatpack? Meet Professor Unwin!
Post by: GROWLER on October 10, 2010, 07:45:45 AM
I 'ava lilo you can lend like. whistle:

You'll 'ave to shove yer finger in the blowy up 'ole though, as I've lost it.


No you don't!

You have a lilo he may borrow.  cussing:

You lend, he borrows.  FFS!"

Really? ::)

Sunday....+1
Title: Re: Mr Flatpack? Meet Professor Unwin!
Post by: Roy Cropper on October 10, 2010, 09:33:34 AM
I 'ava lilo you can lend like. whistle:

You'll 'ave to shove yer finger in the blowy up 'ole though, as I've lost it.

What if his mum has told him he has to go to bed wearing boxing gloves?  whistle:

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go to bed wearing  gloves? 

Oh yes I remember those days  . Stuff that I took a chance but they were right I now have to wear glasses evil: 
Title: Re: Mr Flatpack? Meet Professor Unwin!
Post by: Snoopy on October 10, 2010, 09:37:56 AM
I 'ava lilo you can lend like. whistle:

You'll 'ave to shove yer finger in the blowy up 'ole though, as I've lost it.

What if his mum has told him he has to go to bed wearing boxing gloves?  whistle:

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go to bed wearing  gloves? 

Oh yes I remember those days  . Stuff that I took a chance but they were right I now have to wear glasses evil: 

 lol: lol: lol:


Still doing tho' I'll bet.