The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Pirate on October 08, 2010, 06:13:33 PM
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No tinned tomatoes evil:
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I have some ;D
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going to Tesco
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confused dot com
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you will be
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curry now cooking... cloud9:
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That sounds nice
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Well earned beer eastdrink048
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I'm off booze evil:
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Fresh, chopped coriander... cloud9:
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I am stuffed redface:
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A regular event?
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Blame the Indian redface:
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That suits you eyes:
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Do what now Shrugs:
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Flu shot today
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Mine's a pint
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broke my glasses evil:
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Have been painting
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landscape or portrait?
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23, sunny m'arse cussing:
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landscape or portrait?
More Mini bits ::)
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not finished yet?
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Long way off noooo:
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Bit my lip evil:
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Do what when?
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eating my dinner
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Can't beat Montenegro
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Going to bed
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Too much Young's.
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so little time
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So many wimmin
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Value Added Tax Banghead
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Just lit fires
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Just eaten tuna
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Puke bucket ready?
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Don't think so... noooo:
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fingers crossed then
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It'll be fine
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Line Caught hopefully
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Tin bought actually
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lol: lol: lol:
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running late again
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Hoist the Mains'l!
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Avast be hind! redface:
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Watch yer Jib!
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Splice the mainbrace
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Batten the hatches!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLkA8oLwZ3I&feature=fvw
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Broken differential housing sad24:
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That's a bugger!
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Complete new gearbox! eeek:
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It's getting expensive. noooo:
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Housing only £50! cloud9:
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Not so bad
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Shipping twice that evil:
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those Oakley sunglasses 8)
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need some rest
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Go to bed. happy100
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Drink some bowmore
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Bloody committee meetings evil:
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I am pissed surrender:
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Time for bye-byes
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Just another one
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One more bottle... cloud9:
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I'm with you
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I'm with you
Yay! cloud9:
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sore heads tomorrow noooo:
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My poorly head noooo:
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Squash court full eeek:
Man on the radio this morning describing the volume of air a jet engine sucks in per second!!
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Double decker buses?
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full of mucus noooo:
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use a hanky
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Squash court full eeek:
Man on the radio this morning describing the volume of air a jet engine sucks in per second!!
And in buses?
For those who have never been on a squash court like
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I said that! cussing:
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Man flu here surrender:
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Have a Talisker
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being sent home eeek:
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I said that! cussing:
You don't play?
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being sent home eeek:
You been naughty?
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Ty Phoid Mary
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being sent home eeek:
You been naughty?
not very well sad24:
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being sent home eeek:
You been naughty?
not very well sad24:
Oh poor you... happy100
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piss poor drivers
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plenty around here
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More over here
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West Brom too
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and down here noooo:
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They're taking over! eeek:
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tired and buzzing
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Went to bed
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Sky didn't record cussing:
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What you missed?
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Coronation Street Omnibus whistle:
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Strictly come dancing! point:
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NewZealandMoaris vs England
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Recording re-run now
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Said he hopefully
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hope springs eternal noooo:
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Wallington Beer Festival surrender: surrender: surrender:
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Is that wise?
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Is that wise?
This was last night noooo:
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Was that wise?
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Is that wise?
Thought of him
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Weltons Horsham Old noooo:
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Freaking ironing marathon (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-chores007.gif&hash=00eb055ef5e05fe624982a8b76b5c67c6d701289) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php) evil:
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Time to go.
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Edge of seat
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Earlier:
Pub or ironing
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In Zombie Mode
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ironing all done cloud9:
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Piggin hate ironing
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it seems pointless
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just leave it redface:
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we're wrinkled anyway Shrugs:
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Off to work
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Daughter outsources ironing ::)
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Got the sniffles
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Got pulley off cloud9:
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Euphemism No #6969
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eeek: The mind boggles!
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Off me Mini ::)
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Freaking back ache...
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Too many doughnuts
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no such thing
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no prescription charges whistle:
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Dishwasher is oily scared2:
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Stop the World!
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Wanna get off?
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There are times .....
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Bollox, bollox, bollox.
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a spare one?
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Poor Miss C. happy100
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It's getting nasty here now.
I have just looked up from the keyboard (OK I can't touch type ~ so?) and the top of the mountain on the side of which we live has vanished in the cloud and rain.
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Along with the weather thread...
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Whoops! redface: Buggered it!
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Poor Miss C. happy100
Thank you Snoopy.
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Shame about weather.
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Back in Hampshire?
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Yes thank heavens.
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wheeze, cough splutter. surrender:
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Flu no better?
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nursey for Darwin happy100
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hot toddy time
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hot toddy time
Matron says 'hot totty time' it's bound to make you feel better DS.
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hot toddy time
Matron says 'hot totty time' it's bound to make you feel better DS.
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Hubba, hubba, hubba... eyes:
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dribble, drivel , dampness
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dribble, drivel , dampness
You as well? eeek:
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Was being observant
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Did it show? redface:
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no prescription charges whistle:
Happy 65th Pastis
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no prescription charges whistle:
Happy 65th Pastis
Bastard! evil: it's 60!
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Quick ...before the goalposts are changed overnight whistle:
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That was close .... whistle:
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Indeed it was whistle:
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Was it...how?
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By 21.99 minutes whistle:
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Dog years again?
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I'm here first...
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Barman comes first eeek: point:
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Not every time! eeek:
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Not shooting weather noooo:
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Up all night evil:
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Could not sleep?
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ON THE BOG!
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angry bloody punters Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Been shooting clays cloud9:
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Did you miss? whistle:
Or Should we transfer this to the Restaurant thread?
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Hit a few... ;)
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On the menu?
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No. Clays, really! lol:
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Bit crunchy then confused:
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Slopey shouldered bastards cussing:
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bad for digestion
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Sorting other's f***-ups
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Going to Larnaca
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Utterly p*ssed off.
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Bloody ATM machines
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Swallowed yer card?
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mid-yr performance reviews Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Werk 15%
VP 75%
Other 10%
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VP rationing ahead
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I have coupons whistle:
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you need ointment
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Utterly p*ssed off.
Ditto ditto ditto
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Not going well?
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Wanna punch everything.
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Could not sleep
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could sleep still
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train to catch
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No trains here noooo:
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half term begins
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women and kids
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with overloaded suitcases
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dawdling and blocking
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every feckin escalator evil:
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Tea and toast
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Would love that.
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Be round soon
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Bacon and egg cloud9:
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Too much wine
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Not enough wine
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Off licence beckons?
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drink and drive noooo:
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ASDA home delivery?
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A babby bottle
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steralised with vodka
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bloody back ache cussing:
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book a massage
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bloody back ache cussing:
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I'm bloody knackered.
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A VP pandemic
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bloody back ache cussing:
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Glad mine's backache ;)
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i'm all cured. ;D
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No health issues cloud9:
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Alopecia doesn't count?
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No it doesn't! cussing:
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getting mi oats
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porridge for brekky?
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Said Daddy bear?
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porridge for brekky?
Yes... unfortunately Snoopy
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porridge for brekky?
Yes... unfortunately Snoopy
Me too, also.
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Lost your docket?
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no piggin buses Banghead
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On yer bike
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Dog's been sick noooo:
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Dog's been sick noooo:
Cats'll eat it
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cleaned it up sick2:
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poor deprived pussies sad24:
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Your pussy fixation!
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I'm a dog
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therefore it's natural razz:
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If it moves
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I chase it whistle:
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Filthy little beast
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Can't help it redface:
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cold shower daily!
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Cruelty to animals scared2:
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Shower or snip? Shrugs:
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I'll have shower. sad24:
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I'll dry you.
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Best offer today ;D
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No UPS delivery cussing:
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Unreliable Parcel Service
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Unreliable Parcel Service
yes it is evil:
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Unreliable Parcel Service
yes it is evil:
Lost my passport evil:
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A long story. tunble:
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I'll stay awake sleep017
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Three words insufficient!
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No problem previously ::)
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Leaves are falling
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Summer has gone
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train delays inevitable
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whatever the season
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Lost my battery. evil:
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Don't say anything shutup:
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Lost my battery. evil:
Use digital default angel1
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Great idea...Thanks
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Concrete paving slabs ::)
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another bad back
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Waiting for UPS ::)
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Long day ahead tunble:
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It is here! cloud9:
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Senna works wonders
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Cheshire bound today
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Thunderstorm. Dog frightened. ::)
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Cheshire bound today
Syrup of Figs whistle:
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Lost six kilos cloud9:
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eeek: eeek: eeek:
alcohol free diet rubschin:
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Looks kinda good eyes:
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sounds kinda improbable
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I bloody do! cussing:
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Yes, of course char048
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Yes, of course char048
evil:
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Fireworks tonight...why? cussing:
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Hunters shoot anything
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Got a headache
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Who? You have?
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Fireworks tonight...why? cussing:
Boys like bangs
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And men too eyes:
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No real difference lol:
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going on bike
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headache has gone
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kicking off now
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A fight like?
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put breakables away
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A fight like?
;D
Criminals vs England
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Clocks went back
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Like Nick's toaster? rubschin:
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fecked by owner scared2:
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No bog paper... noooo:
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Power cut soon
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Want more sleep
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Want doesn't get noooo:
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Bad Santa lives sad24:
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Over my knee! Spank2:
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Utterly pissed off
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Suspect medication failure evil:
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Oh I see...
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Have toilet tissue cloud9:
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Pinched from work? whistle:
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noooo: I'd be lucky
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Only hard stuff?
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It's gone dark cry:
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It is night ::)
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Where you are ::)
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Not there also? Shrugs:
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Black as pitch
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It is afternoon angry041:
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Of course. Somewhere. ::)
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Sunset here 16.42
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stinky and sweaty
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Run that bath! Spank2:
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gym juice gone lol:
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Fecking Skype useless Banghead
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poor workmen blames .......
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the nearest wummun evil:
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Pumpkin seed time.
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Got loads here!
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got toads here!
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roasted toads yuck sick2:
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Bright and early! cloud9:
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New version required! scared2:
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Gubbed, gubberified or gubbereth rubschin:
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All three prolly surrender:
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Toad in t'hole?
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Mother is here. surrender: sad32: angry041:
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start drinking now
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Our deepest sympathy...
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Thank you both
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Lovely old girl... ;)
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Indeed I am whistle:
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£1.30 a litre cussing:
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Motorway Services 134.9p cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Eighty percent tax! cussing:
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Doom, gloom, bankruptcy
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Manic cleaning up
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VAT to increase!
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VAT to increase!
When will it? eeek:
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In January, 2.5% censored:
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buy stuff now
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too little storage
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not enough cash
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never stopped me redface:
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I thought January...
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Just ordered loadsastuff redface:
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may max-out cards!
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EPOXI Hartley 2
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Wolverhampton Wanderers 1
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;D ;D ;D
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Airbus falls apart
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Trent engines vast! eeek:
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Packing yet again
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Bin day tomorrow
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Bin Laden today
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[/quote
Packing yet again
New site tomorrow?
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fed and bathed
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Over and out.
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[/quotePacking yet again
New site tomorrow?
Pikey life eh. noooo:
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Need my bed.
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Where it left?
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Cleaning the oven eeek:
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Our oven gubbed!
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Full of water! scared2:
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Fan motor fvcked
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Water in mine! scared2:
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Visitation of Nick?
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My own work... redface:
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Fan motor fvcked
Bearing gunged up
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Fan motor fvcked
Bearing gunged up
Ours did that
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You're prolly right
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but SWWLTBO wants
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a new cooker.
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I suspect sabotage!
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Nonstick my arse! cussing:
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busy at work char048
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She's going home. Party001: Party001: Party001:
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Hip, Hip, Operation!
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Bye, bye Mummy!
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celebratory collapso tonight
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She's going home. Party001: Party001: Party001:
On the bonfire...
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She is alive.
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I'm an angel1
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chill out time.
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Well done you
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Pasty is doomed
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who is Pasty? point:
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Pastis you fool ::)
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Term of endearment
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Quite so Snoopy
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screaming big bangs eeek:
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Sven is outside
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Do what now?
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surely inside like eyes:
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Is he really...
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ladies never tell
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...until they're scorned...
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scared: scared: scared:
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hiding are we noooo:
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Wot a coward...
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noooo: dropped the remote
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pressing wrong buttons whistle:
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No complaints sofar
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Selective deafness presumably lol:
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Find out yourself... eyes:
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No complaints sofar
on his "sofar"
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Nice and early.... ::)
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Espresso please Barman
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Single or double?
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Definitely a double
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Perhaps a triple?
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eeek: Never sleep again!
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I'll drink it... ::)
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Any tea going?
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A large mug?
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Game one over
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Morning lovely people x
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Morning lovely laydee
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A large mug?
How very rude! sad24:
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Careless of me redface:
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No change there. noooo:
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Enough of that! evil:
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Oh all right.
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Oh God! ~ paintballing
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Where's my ooomph? surrender:
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Mine missing too noooo:
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They're not here noooo:
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Oh God! ~ paintballing
Participating Uncle Mort?
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Moving paintball target!
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been picking mushrooms cloud9:
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What's the problem?
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Patio to dig
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coffin to buy...
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Coffin under patio? Shrugs:
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just an option. noooo:
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Need bigger hole... noooo:
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your point being?
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Wasted celebrating time
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Mrs DS death? eeek: nonono:
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Mrs DS death? eeek: nonono:
He administered toadstools! cussing:
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He's got BigEars eeek:
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BM has? Well... point:
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Not just ears... whistle:
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Nose as well? char048
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Not my nose ::)
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Evidential Pictures Required whistle:
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can't photograph ego's whistle:
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Self praise! Disallowed!! lol:
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My tummy fools! point:
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Fools whom exactly?
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**cough** Man Flu evil:
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you said, before
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Did I? **Cough** surrender:
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twice, before, like ::)
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**cough** Oh, sorry.... redface:
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sniffle, me too
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women don't understand
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have some love
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Love you say? eyes:
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Feel better already cloud9:
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it always helps
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perked up already
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wrap up warm happy100
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warm or worm?
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Why wrap worm? Shrugs:
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worms get cold
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Do they now? Shrugs:
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now and then whistle:
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You've asked them? whacky115
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Indeed I have
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They speak English? confused:
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not in Cyprus. noooo:
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In England tho?
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Yes of course.
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I am flabbergasted
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Quite right too
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Total Mind Fuck!
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Going south tomorrow. cloud9:
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Do you mean eyes:
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Down the motorway! whistle:
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beats going North...
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so does death
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Here I am ;D
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So you are! ;D
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Most welcome too!
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back still hurts surrender:
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4.8 trillion debt
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Back here now evil:
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I'm still coughing evil:
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lovely weather today........... lol:
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Back on Monday eveilgrin:
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rain next week .......... whistle:
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need more sleep
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late night then whistle:..........
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must be tired
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got second wind
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Oooo I'm home. cloud9:
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Kipling Cherry Bakewells
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A whole pack? eeek:
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Cherry Bakewells Gone redface:
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Feel sick2: now
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I'm not surprised noooo:
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No bread knife... ::)
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Absolutely bloody knackered. surrender:
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I'm not surprised
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Thoroughly enjoyed walk
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Lovely bacon sandwich cloud9:
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Lovely bacon sandwich cloud9:
Drool:
Got no bacon cussing:
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First catch pig whistle:
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First catch pig whistle:
She'll make it? whistle:
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First catch pig whistle:
She'll make it? whistle:
He'll need this
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Short sleeved shirt cloud9:
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Knobbly Knees exposed
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What a thought. noooo:
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Blue jeans on ;)
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forever like lol:
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forever like lol:
That's two words! ::)
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and a smile
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That doesn't count noooo:
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Yes it does eveilgrin:
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Wimmin in revolt eeek:
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a woman scorned
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revolting women eh?
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Yes it does eveilgrin:
That's four then! ::)
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calm down children
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They started it! cussing:
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yes, of course. ::)
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and they're gerls whistle:
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pressure in ears cry:
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Are you drowning?
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Are you drowning?
Miss Ds bath....?????
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shutup: shutup: shutup:
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buying a snorkel..........
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insolent toe rags evil:
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Not me tho! cloud9:
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not me guv........ noooo:
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Don't believe you ;)
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Home sweet home
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dined and wined
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more damned snow
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off to bed
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Pleasantly phished presently
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back to work scared2:
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going stir crazy
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roll on 0830hr's
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still be here
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Chilli too hot... cussing:
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eat more tortillas..........
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I am trying...
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off the floor ............??????
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or the wall?
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Chilli too hot... cussing:
Drink more beer
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neighbours cattle escaped
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Tunnel or Glider?
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disguised as Panzers
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how very cunning.
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cows are pushy
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and shovey when
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playing shove halfpenny
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with smaller quadrupeds
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nice red wine... cloud9:
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a good book... cloud9:
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Not the Bible... noooo:
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not enough pictures whistle:
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off for walk
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Utter shite weather noooo:
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Utter shite weather noooo:
Scorchio my arse point:
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Wanting a bed. cussing:
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Thermal base-wear .... recommended happy088
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crunchy crispy snow
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Glazed baked ham.
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Cup of tea
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just had one
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Glass of wine.
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stood down again
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You lucky sod
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Off to work
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Wrap up warm
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Take great care.
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Wrap up warm
Take great care.
So sweet ladies happy100
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spread grit liberally
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M40's fubar'ed us cussing:
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happy100
long night ahead
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going out.... maybe
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happy100
long night ahead
Another one tonight sleep017
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long Johns on
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Off to bed
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fallen asleep prolly
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disruption, confusion, etc
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Bloody mad house.
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not very happy
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Have a hug x
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Thanks Miss C
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awake since 3 surrender:
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Going home tomorrow evil:
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Warm and dry.
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raring to go cloud9:
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Pint of mild
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on my slate
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Barman will klaps
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Its my round
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Merry fuckin' Christmas.
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Nice ter seeya
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And you too
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Soon be over
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Fricking cold sore... evil:
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That explains it.
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steady on chaps
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snows almost gone
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sore throat, cough
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Drill, grind, suck
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So pissed off
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happy100
Happy New Year Banghead cussing: Banghead cussing: Banghead cussing:
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Honesty, integrity, credibility
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stand for MP point:
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Vote for self
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Happy New Year
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Should be asleep. evil:
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Going out soon.
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get up soon redface:
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going quietly mad Banghead
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Join the club Banghead
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First day back
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(Start at 0700hr's) redface:
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bloody tooth broke
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Oh poor you
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stuffed up nose
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what, the tooth? eeek:
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the whole tooth
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or part thereof
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Where's my energy?
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Looking for mine?
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noooo: Not enough energy. ;)
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keep falling asleep ::)
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wine carton empty... cry:
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no soy sauce...
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four litres left ...........
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evidence is available
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yawn, burp, parp... redface:
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Jack the Ripper
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GM's older brother whistle:
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Very fed up. evil:
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Meetings all day cry:
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's Monday innit surrender:
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shoot horses dontthey?
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Shed, greenhouse, heaven. cloud9:
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Really pissed off. Banghead cussing:
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Delivery postponed eh?
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shed has arrived.
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Post has not ::)
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Erecting a fence?
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Favourite seat taken evil:
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Playing in shed.
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Single Malt Scotch
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Single Malt Scotch
on my way
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must get dressed noooo:
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had short walk
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Got gut rot cry: sick2:
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What caused this ?
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horsepickle bug possibly?
airbourne bug possibly?
Not my cooking!
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Gottabe fish overload lol:
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Feeling better JOM?
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Legs & Co eyes:
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Leg and crutch
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdigital.nls.uk%2Frlstevenson%2Fimg%2Fpicture-e5.jpg&hash=13f525778d1f4fefe0255397f4c15273d0d1dcdf)
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Arrrrh Jim Lad
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Timbers are shivering
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that's not all
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I bleddy hurt. evil:
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hot bath needed
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After work lager
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Should get up
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need to talk
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I'm all ears
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Beagles always are
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like your humour
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Really really grumpy.
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Me too an'all evil:
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half term cometh Banghead
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Hard days night
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Come all without whistle:
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Eh do what?
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Come all within
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liIQLIx2Onw ;)
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They won then?
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A rare event
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No clean shirts evil:
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Do some washing. angel1
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need woman in
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Don't we all
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Indeed we do
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feeling rough today (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick008.gif&hash=3d3c9c05f82d57a3c1a6a9d74cde980616d27736) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
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circumambulation, peregrination, circumbendibus razz:
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you'll get dizzy
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Listening to Quins
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Three from three cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
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Really hacked off
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still, or again?
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Triumph for sale sad24:
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poor dead laptop ..............
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Triumph for sale sad24:
That is sad happy100
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Triumph for sale sad24:
That is sad happy100
Wot he said. noooo:
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Raving guts ache
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Dodgy VP beer.................... rubschin:
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Château de Thames...
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bad choc eclair ..... point:
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rubschin: eeek: could have been
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nice juicy pear
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five a day ?
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Or possibly six.
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but never seven
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as deadly sins
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4 from 5 cloud9:
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Topic of conversation
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double Mars bar...
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Bloody chesty cough Snoopysick:
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Too many Woodbines.
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car fooked again...
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too many meetings
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Too much fog.
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Bloody asthma attack Snoopysick:
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happy100 Too little sleep sleep017
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Tired, hungry, horny...
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get a grip ..........
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rubschin: You mean DIY?
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Think Wenchy's Garter cloud9:
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Nurse ...the screens !!!! lol:
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<Snigger> and Kleenex!
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too flippin cold. evil:
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On the lash
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Off to the rugby
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Off my rocker
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Chair broken eh?
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indeed it has
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Love this job.
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dark this morning
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Blindfolded by wife?
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Not that lucky 8)
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Train Metro Bus
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Moving is difficult. redface:
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That sounds wrong.
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RAC, digestive Transit?
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wine bottle empty
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Cheese sandwich eaten........... 8)
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No bacon left
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Warp speed ahead
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Dealing with idiots
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Wet & windy...
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Been to garage evil:
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Been to garage evil:
Oh dear. .. Popcorn:
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Three words needed! evil:
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Three words needed! evil:
Popcorn was third..
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Three words needed! evil:
Popcorn was third..
Methinks BM cheats.
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What a surprise...........
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I don't cheat!
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emoticons are :thumbsup:...
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contracts signed today
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how things change noooo:
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So very true..........
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Still pissing down
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Snoopy and Shower ..........
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Interweb very wobbly noooo:
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mine's wobbly too
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had VP deprivation sad24:
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On the brandy..........
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thunder rattling windows...
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lost glasses again
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aches and pains
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hot bath missD
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Oh yes indeedy :thumbsup:
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with Miss T... :sex023:
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private viewing only.... ;)
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Pay per view................. rubschin:
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you're too stingy....
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Too bloody early.
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Feels bloody cold scared2:
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Fur, fur, fureezing cloud9: noooo:
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What a night...
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Dirty dirty boy ;)
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kitchen flooding again. cussing:
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Need new house...
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Are you offering ?
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noooo:...work in progress
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damp and rotting ?
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damp and rotting ?
My fecking kitchen.........
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my fecking lounge
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damp and rotting ?
apc's under garments
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Soddem and gonetomorrow noooo:
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apc's under garments?
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Tea in bed
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poor brass monkies noooo:
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an expensive day noooo:
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take a bung...
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Brazing kit required
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Working on Mini
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Working on Mini
Does Nick know?
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Cat piss everywhere! cussing:
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Where? In mini?
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Pond is Frozen
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Not in Mini... noooo:
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stinkin cold again. sad24:
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stinkin cold again. sad24:
You or weather?
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me me me
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Nothing changes there..........
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All the same... noooo:
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you learn quickly ;)
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Half a century... noooo:
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Possible snowdesk Saturday scared2:
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Rugby possibly cancelled sad32:
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apc is cleaning scared2:
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apc is cleaning scared2:
repeats reply 802........... noooo:
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ha fuckin ha...
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said the clown
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ha fuckin ha...
Miss T's ditching rubschin:
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Don't mention clowns! scared2:
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What, Miss T? noooo:
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Don't say nuffink!
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I won't then :thumbsup:
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Ubetter, ubetter , ubet !
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Not another earworm! cussing:
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Don't mention clowns! scared2:
I HATE clowns.... scared2:
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Bye bye APC sad24:
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Snowdesk Saturday night scared2:
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streaming tonight's game cloud9:
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Who is playing........ rubschin:
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Widnes versus Warrington
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in three words!!!!
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it is now! :thumbsup:
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playing on what?
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a plastic pitch (http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/03022012/63/betts-senses-pitch-battle.html)
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Widnes versus Warrington
Wakefield, not Wires doh:
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Tea in bed. cloud9:
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pub stopped play evil:
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out of wine,,,,,,, noooo:
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Me as well...
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just found more........ :thumbsup:
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^^^ long lost cousin ^^^
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Toast and Jam
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Staying in jim-jams
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Oh how exciting eyes:
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(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sherv.net%2Fcm%2Femoticons%2Fdrink%2Fdrinking-red-wine.gif&hash=58ccabba88a72d573cef66dff4045b03f953c903) (http://www.sherv.net/red.wine-emoticon-1212.html)
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It's all back..
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Looks the same confused:
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Going like hell!
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Wot red hot?
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Well done Snoopy............ :thumbsup:
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Why I bother...? noooo:
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Chrome Plate Shovel
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Why I bother...? noooo:
Manuel per chance?
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Why I bother...? noooo:
Manuel per chance?
I no nuffing!
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I know that. ::)
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Everyone knows that!
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I am back cloud9:
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Welcome back then
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Where's he been?
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To another place...
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clearly not here
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Somewhere else entirely....
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....removed from here
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...far, far away...
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...but back now...
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...among his friends...
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where he belongs
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Amen to that! :thumbsup:
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Let him speak!
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Release the hounds! ;D
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Oh no! Not . . . . . ..
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Yes! the hounds! eveilgrin:
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Run for it!
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run for what?
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"It!" he said
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the 'ills methinks
-
Mort on form! :thumbsup:
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unlike the horses cry:
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Mort is broke...
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...n hearted but
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Wrong game Uncle.... ::)
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So it is. Never mind, there wouldn't have been a prize anyway.
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So it is. Never mind, there wouldn't have been a prize anyway.
Ha. Ha. Ha. lol:
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Home made beer ..........
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Beer smells lovely! cloud9:
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must wear gloves
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Beer always good.......
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must wear gloves
You an Olympian rubschin:
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No...chopping chillies
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must wear gloves
You an Olympian rubschin:
No, a gayer... happy001
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Another big curry........ rubschin:
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sewer on fire
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bog roll chilling
-
Some new rapper ..... rubschin:
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Bombay hot pants
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some new wrapper
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Roy cling film....... rubschin:
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Ali Miniman Foil
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Two bomb threats.........
-
Achmed will deal...
-
out Sharia justice
-
In a town.......
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called malice, whoaa
-
or going underground ......... :thumbsup:
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Now feeling tired Banghead
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point: Leave the slide.
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God, I'm bored (http://flushtracker.com/)
lol:
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It no work
-
use ex lax...
-
You need to log on like redface:
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You need to log on like redface:
;)
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happy002 Log on...
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Oh dear me.
-
They broke it! cussing:
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Pearls before swine. noooo:
-
Perforated left willy
-
^^^ WTF eeek:
-
Read all threads
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Just seen it redface:
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Enjoy humble pie
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It's beer time....... Thumbs: