The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Pirate on October 07, 2010, 08:16:21 PM
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Munter... cloud9:
I have used it many times today...bloody incompetent drivers... evil:
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'Goof ' .....I have called a couple of people that today noooo:
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'Goof ' .....I have called a couple of people that today noooo:
Bloody hell...that was quick reply..are you stalking me again... ;)
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Tw@t. Specifically about someone whom I'd emailed to send me something to my address (included in the email) to which she replied "Can you let me know your address?" doh:
See also the driver who indicated right and then turned left doh:
See also the ... oh.... there's been too many noooo:
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'Goof ' .....I have called a couple of people that today noooo:
Bloody hell...that was quick reply..are you stalking me again... ;)
The restraining order finished last week didn't it rubschin:
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'Goof ' .....I have called a couple of people that today noooo:
Bloody hell...that was quick reply..are you stalking me again... ;)
The restraining order finished last week didn't it rubschin:
No...I had it revoked specially, like...after I saw you in that wet running top... eyes:
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wazzock !
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Gitanes
http://www.gitane.com/
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Lazy, layabout, idle, useless, disorganised, selfish, ungrateful, dirty, disgusting, spoilt, pitiful specimen, utterly uncaring, deserving of a good hiding.........
And that was just in a three minute lecture to my daughter cussing:
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WHat now? Popcorn:
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Failure to get up, refusal to allow others into the bathroom, refusal to bring rubbish out of her room to be put out with the rest of the household rubbish for collection, deliberately missing the bus thus making it necessary to be taken to school ...... I could go on but let's say a typical morning. Banghead
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Youngs cloud9:
I am in line for a couple or so for services rendered.
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Youngs cloud9:
I am in line for a couple or so for services rendered.
Mad Mandy eeek:
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Numpty
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Flange redface:
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And how have you used that word today BM ? noooo:
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Tosser Wankah:
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And how have you used that word today BM ? noooo:
I thought it... redface:
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frantic
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agog
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headache
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Tea
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Hoik
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coffee
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Flask
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Stiff noooo:
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Ribs noooo:
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fencing
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fence:
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Fuckpig evil:
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Headache evil:
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Dump
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Geotagging rubschin:
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Overworked
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compliance
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Fairness
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Intermong cloud9:
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gubbed whistle:
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gubbed whistle:
Not cloud9:
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'Twas!
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yes sad24:
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ferry
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Mersey
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Job!
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Job?
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Biblical?
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Employment!
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And?
Like blood from a stone or a free pint in the pub!
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I
HAVE
A
JOB
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YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY happ096 happ096 happ096 happ096 happ096 happ096 happy088 happy088 happy088 happy088 happy088 happy088
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You broke it! ::)
Well done tho TMR - what is it like?
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Whoopee!!!!
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Mainly lifting furniture and stuff, but that'll do to be getting on with.
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Keeps you off the streets, never were gonna get much for that body ;D
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happiness
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My body now looks like it did when I was playing rugby.
Word of the day - "Adonis"...
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My body now looks like it did when I was playing rugby.
Word of the day - "knackered"...
point:
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My body now looks like it did when I was playing rugby.
Word of the day - "Adonis"...
Must be still concussed noooo: noooo: noooo:
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You can have a private viewing if you wish...
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lol:
Definitely concussed
Still ...would be wrong not to take advantage of a bloke in such circumstances whistle:
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Mr Thread? Meet Mr Gutter
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My body now looks like it did when I was playing rugby.
Word of the day - "Adonis"...
Since we have moved away from single word comment may I offer one of my ex-wife's favourites uttered shortly before we finally split.
"When I married you I thought of you as a Greek God ........
................. Now you look more like a God-damned Greek"
Ah what 21 years can do to a man sad24:
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Fitness has its downfalls - i.e. clothing being a bit loose and drilling holes in belts.
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Fitness has its downfalls - i.e. clothing being a bit loose and drilling holes in belts.
I have that problem... redface:
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Buns
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Grease noooo:
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Sandy eyes:
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Hotchpotch
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Mishmash
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Justice
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Very sorry laydees, WANKSTAIN!
Three times today, twice with an idiot from Burnley who thinks he runs Paphos. ::)
Just a shame he refused to come outside of the pub 'to sort things out'. evil:
I guess he now does not think Paphos is his territory alone, he is now on my hitlist. whistle:
And still a complete WANKSTAIN!!!!
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Motorbike
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WANKSTAIN!
Three times today,
3 times 8) 8) 8)
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Testosterone, helps the hair fall out. eyes:
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Fullup
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Bored
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Hungover
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Sprocket
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sorry
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sleepless
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infection
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vacination
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shiver
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Frazzled.
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Rummaged
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Hungry
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wine?
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oooooooooooooooooowooooooooooooo
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agony...
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upset
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happy100
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Time wasters... cussing:
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indulged
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smut
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Giant
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Upgrade! cloud9:
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Tired surrender:
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Greasy evil:
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suitcase
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Arse! cussing:
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Gate evil:
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Frustration!
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Ludo
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Cludo
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hometime
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hometime
Two words... ::)
Adjudication please Uncle Mort... whistle:
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Out!
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This is turning into a boys club whistle:
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Pressure scared2:
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This is turning into a boys club whistle:
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Surveillance
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Boring
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Fantastic. cloud9:
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Parp... redface:
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Cold
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Flu
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lemon
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contented cloud9:
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Tired
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cloud9: contented
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Unmotivated
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Likewise!
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ditto
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backache
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likewise
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Grey
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Jiggerypokery
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Binmen... cussing:
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Patience eveilgrin:
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idolatory
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Freezing
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hypothermia
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haircut
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frozen
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chaos
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study Banghead
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Buggeration.
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exactly
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slippery eeek:
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Barman
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Busio
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Carabinieri
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lazymonsteritus cloud9:
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Cleaning evil:
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Reports
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Deliveries
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accounts ::)
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Tomorrow ::) ::)
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Finished angel1 cloud9:
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Aaaahhh! happy100
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Cleaning... ::)
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Ironing but then the iron stopped working cloud9:
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Reports
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bullets
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Brass-monkey
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Arrgggghhh. Banghead
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Arrgggghhh2
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Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
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Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
Wot? Shrugs:
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Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
Wot? Shrugs:
shrugs: No idea. He could be suffering from brain freeze. whacky115
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Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
Wot? Shrugs:
shrugs: No idea. He could be suffering from brain freeze. whacky115
he hasn't recovered from you drinking him under the table... whistle:
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safe
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sound
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mind
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body
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soul
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spirit
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Ouija
(Is it my imagination, or had this evolved into "Word Association II"?)
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Ouija
(Is it my imagination, or had this evolved into "Word Association II"?)
Virtually spider:
(Like the BBC we are only showing repeats over the Holidays)
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imperceptibly
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sneakily
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knackered
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fucked
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20th-century
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Hangover surrender:
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hair-of-the-dog
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Humbug! evil:
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Solstice
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Eclipse
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cloudy
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icicles
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Thawing
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Painful
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Achew sad24:
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Sniffles
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Tired sleep017
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Dentist
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. happy100
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Blackadder
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Sated
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bladdered
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gesundheit
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knackered
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ditto surrender:
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Monday evil:
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dreaming cloud9:
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Ooowwwwch
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Headache
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Anticipating.
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dehydrated
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deontological
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Popcorn:
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heartburn surrender:
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Gaviscon?
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Time to trot this one out again
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redface:
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Time to trot this one out again
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redface:
happy001
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s l o w. . .
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Whisk
as in:
a) balloon whisk for the cheese sauce cloud9: which woz perfick
b) Horizon at 9pm tonight Oh, don't you love it when Horizon takes a big balloon whisk, sticks it in your brain, and stirs? If you grasp the gist of tonight's edition - and it's very good at explaining - it may leave you in a state of dazed wonder at what scientists are uncovering about the workings of the universe.
eeek:
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Dictaphone
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[yawn]
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expectorate
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inspectorate
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re-decorate.
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Collapso
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beer ............................. cloud9:
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Cough
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Collapso
Please. cloud9:
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Collapso
Please. cloud9:
Cheers!
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It might be a long night anyone for a lock in?
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It's Friday! Ease the cork out of barrel #46 razz:
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Whoo-hoo
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WORD of the fecking day! ::)
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Oooooops redface:
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I should think so! cussing:
Oooooooopppppssssss! redface:
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tetchy
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Hungry
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Pissed
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Likewise
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Stressed Banghead
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Collapso... whistle:
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Yes cloud9:
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Post-prandial?
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Post-natal
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You? eeek:
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Pungent
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Streetmap
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Washing. cloud9:
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FFS. Angry9:
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Directives Angry9:
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Blustery
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Turgid
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Rain. evil:
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Stilton... cloud9:
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A1 razz:
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M4 evil:
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M4 cloud9:
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Phew! surrender:
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Vino?
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sooooooooooooooooooooooooooon cloud9:
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Now
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exactly
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Brilliant
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Road-closed evil:
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problems
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share
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defective
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Booked
I said booked
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deceased
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deceased
eeek:
Knackered. surrender:
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Exasperated
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Why?
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Everything
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There... happy100
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Better... ;D
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Good
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Redundant. Again.
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Sympathy.
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Redundant. Again.
Bugger! happy100
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Fvck! happy100
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email
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exacerbated
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Dansette
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Vader
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Yippee
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Improvement
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betting
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Hangover
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certainty
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Damp
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Incontinence?
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noooo:
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Sleepy...
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old ..........................
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Sleepless
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Hug
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bear
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Headache
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Hangover surrender:
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Truculent
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P'd'off
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Lash
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leash.....
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Walkies? ;D
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lazy
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Bored
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Awake
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sleepy
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Wind.
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Cider
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PORK.............
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Sunburnt
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Sweaty
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Betty
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Swollocks
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Gulp
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concerned
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worried
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freezing
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jaded
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ditto
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double-ditto
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knackered
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Tired
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pooped
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lightweights
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foolish
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buzzing
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infactlipsmackingthirstquenchingacetastingmotivatinggoodbuzzingcooltalkinghighwalkingfastlivingevergivingcoolfizzingcider... razz:
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slogan
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spacesuit
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spacesuit
When you said you were buying a suit........ rubschin:
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See also: fart
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teapot