The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Medical Centre => Topic started by: Barman on October 07, 2010, 08:31:45 AM
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Never stand in the bottom of a swimming pool with an electric submersible pump! eeek:
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Bet that made your hair stand on e..
Oh redface:
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Bet that made your hair stand on e..
Oh redface:
cussing:
It made me bloody heart stop for a moment... eeek:
Surprising how far you can throw a submersible pump with 240V surging up yer arm and down yer leg! noooo:
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And we laugh at Nick's misfortunes. noooo:
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And we laugh at Nick's misfortunes. noooo:
I have been infected by Nick-o-Rays... scared2:
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Get a wumman in whistle:
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In the bath and toss in an electric fire whistle:
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Shocking, absholutely shocking
(S. Connery)
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We had an electric submersible pump in the fish tank ..... didn't do the fish any harm
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In the bath and toss in an electric fire whistle:
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You not female friendly today dear hound rubschin:
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I wouldn't say that but The THW is skating on very thin ice evil:
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Popcorn:
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Oi! get off me thread! cussing:
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Popcorn:
Oh just the usual .....
The sooner she is out of this house and into university/marriage/service the better as far as I am concerned. She manages to disrupt and annoy everyone without seeming to put any effort into it by simply taking everyone and everything for granted. Never says please or thank you any more just take, take, take and then complains that we aren't doing enough for her. Latest is that the "School" don't like her and are deliberately colluding (that is all 120 teaching staff) to prevent her from achieving whatever goal she has. (This is because she got a bollocking for failing to meet a homework deadline). Meanwhile her brothers watch TV downstairs whilst she is in her room, upstairs at the other end of the house, allegedly doing homework and that apparently distracts her from her "labours". What homework has been set, I asked, that needs you to be on the internet continuously for 6 hours? "You're spying on me"
"No but the wireless router sits on a shelf in my study where I happened to notice the green light flashing continuously indicating wireless use and you were the only one on a wireless lap-top all evening. The boys, as you point out, were watching TV and then I sent them to bed, your mother was teaching in college 8 miles away and I was sat in my study reading a book."
"You're all against me" angry041:
"Period due is it?"
"Typical male suggestion" angry041:
"I'll take that as a yes then ..... well that's a relief"
Explode: sad32: sad32: sad32:
Oi! get off me thread! cussing:
Anyone stoopid enough to stand in a swimming pool cuddling an electrical item that is plugged into the mains isn't to be trusted with a thread of his own. whistle:
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Anyone stoopid enough to stand in a swimming pool cuddling an electrical item that is plugged into the mains isn't to be trusted with a thread of his own. whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
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Don't use ibuprofen gel, I now have an arm which is doing a wonderful impression of fly paper. evil:
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ALways stuff some padding down yer cycling pants to avoid the third buttock problem angel1
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ALways stuff some padding down yer cycling pants to avoid the third buttock problem angel1
Shrugs: Have you been smoking your female neighbours cigarettes?
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Who dat den? Do you have her number?
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Who dat den? Do you have her number?
Have you looked at the cards in your local phonebox? ;)
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Who dat den? Do you have her number?
Have you looked at the cards in your local phonebox? ;)
He puts the cards in the local phonebox!
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Read the dress code instructions on funeral invitations very carefully. Sombre, whilst being only 2 letters away from sombrero, is a world apart in tone.
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;D
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Read the dress code instructions on funeral invitations very carefully. Sombre, whilst being only 2 letters away from sombrero, is a world apart in tone.
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lol: lol: lol: