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Come Inside... => The Medical Centre => Topic started by: Barman on October 07, 2010, 08:31:45 AM

Title: Top Tip
Post by: Barman on October 07, 2010, 08:31:45 AM
Never stand in the bottom of a swimming pool with an electric submersible pump!  eeek:
Title: Re: Top Tip
Post by: Nick on October 07, 2010, 08:33:58 AM
Bet that made your hair stand on e..

Oh  redface:
Title: Re: Top Tip
Post by: Barman on October 07, 2010, 08:35:22 AM
Bet that made your hair stand on e..

Oh  redface:

 cussing:

It made me bloody heart stop for a moment...  eeek:

Surprising how far you can throw a submersible pump with 240V surging up yer arm and down yer leg!  noooo:
Title: Re: Top Tip
Post by: Snoopy on October 07, 2010, 08:40:02 AM
And we laugh at Nick's misfortunes.  noooo:
Title: Re: Top Tip
Post by: Barman on October 07, 2010, 08:40:58 AM
And we laugh at Nick's misfortunes.  noooo:

I have been infected by Nick-o-Rays...  scared2:
Title: Re: Top Tip
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 07, 2010, 09:02:33 AM
Get a wumman in  whistle:
Title: Re: Top Tip
Post by: Snoopy on October 07, 2010, 09:04:05 AM


In the bath and toss in an electric fire  whistle:
Title: Re: Top Tip
Post by: Nick on October 07, 2010, 09:05:28 AM
Shocking, absholutely shocking

(S. Connery)
Title: Re: Top Tip
Post by: Snoopy on October 07, 2010, 09:07:21 AM
We had an electric submersible pump in the fish tank ..... didn't do the fish any harm
Title: Re: Top Tip
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 07, 2010, 09:21:27 AM


In the bath and toss in an electric fire  whistle:

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You not female friendly today dear hound  rubschin:
Title: Re: Top Tip
Post by: Snoopy on October 07, 2010, 09:32:27 AM


I wouldn't say that but The THW is skating on very thin ice  evil:
Title: Re: Top Tip
Post by: Nick on October 07, 2010, 09:41:56 AM
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: Top Tip
Post by: Barman on October 07, 2010, 09:54:37 AM
Oi! get off me thread!  cussing:
Title: Re: Top Tip
Post by: Snoopy on October 07, 2010, 09:57:53 AM
Popcorn:

Oh just the usual .....

The sooner she is out of this house and into university/marriage/service the better as far as I am concerned. She manages to disrupt and annoy everyone without seeming to put any effort into it by simply taking everyone and everything for granted. Never says please or thank you any more just take, take, take and then complains that we aren't doing enough for her. Latest is that the "School" don't like her and are deliberately colluding (that is all 120 teaching staff) to prevent her from achieving whatever goal she has. (This is because she got a bollocking for failing to meet a homework deadline). Meanwhile her brothers watch TV downstairs whilst she is in her room, upstairs at the other end of the house, allegedly doing homework and that apparently distracts her from her "labours". What homework has been set, I asked, that needs you to be on the internet continuously for 6 hours? "You're spying on me"
"No but the wireless router sits on a shelf in my study where I happened to notice the green light flashing continuously indicating wireless use and you were the only one on a wireless lap-top all evening. The boys, as you point out, were watching TV and then I sent them to bed, your mother was teaching in college 8 miles away and I was sat in my study reading a book."

"You're all against me"  angry041:

"Period due is it?"

"Typical male suggestion"  angry041:

"I'll take that as a yes then ..... well that's a relief"

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Oi! get off me thread!  cussing:

Anyone stoopid enough to stand in a swimming pool cuddling an electrical item that is plugged into the mains isn't to be trusted with a thread of his own.  whistle:
Title: Re: Top Tip
Post by: Barman on October 07, 2010, 10:03:22 AM
Anyone stoopid enough to stand in a swimming pool cuddling an electrical item that is plugged into the mains isn't to be trusted with a thread of his own.  whistle:

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Title: Re: Top Tip
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on November 07, 2010, 08:02:08 PM
Don't use ibuprofen gel, I now have an arm which is doing a wonderful impression of fly paper.  evil:
Title: Re: Top Tip
Post by: Nick on November 07, 2010, 09:01:15 PM
ALways stuff some padding down yer cycling pants to avoid the third buttock problem   angel1
Title: Re: Top Tip
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on November 07, 2010, 09:04:02 PM
ALways stuff some padding down yer cycling pants to avoid the third buttock problem   angel1

 Shrugs:   Have you been smoking your female neighbours cigarettes?
Title: Re: Top Tip
Post by: Nick on November 07, 2010, 09:06:12 PM
Who dat den? Do you have her number?
Title: Re: Top Tip
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 08, 2010, 09:40:04 AM
Who dat den? Do you have her number?

Have you looked at the cards in your local phonebox?  ;)
Title: Re: Top Tip
Post by: Barman on November 09, 2010, 06:09:42 PM
Who dat den? Do you have her number?

Have you looked at the cards in your local phonebox?  ;)

He puts the cards in the local phonebox!
Title: Re: Top Tip
Post by: apc2010 on November 09, 2010, 10:32:33 PM
Read the dress code instructions on funeral invitations very carefully. Sombre, whilst being only 2 letters away from sombrero, is a world apart in tone.
Title: Re: Top Tip
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on November 09, 2010, 10:37:40 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: Top Tip
Post by: Barman on November 10, 2010, 07:16:37 AM
Read the dress code instructions on funeral invitations very carefully. Sombre, whilst being only 2 letters away from sombrero, is a world apart in tone.


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