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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on October 07, 2010, 07:20:17 AM
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I have been awarded a loyalty bonus from work. They will not give you cash evil: but have said you must go shopping ( in the borough) and choose 1 item , or a set up to the value of the award.
I have permission to go shopping cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
But just what to get rubschin:
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First the MP's expenses scandal, now this.
How about a trolley dash in voddynchocks'r'us?
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Chocolate...
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What you can't have is any of the following : cash, gift vouchers, premium bonds or holidays / flights - bugger Banghead
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What you can't have is any of the follwoing : have cash, gift vouchers, premium bonds or holidays / flights - bugger Banghead
But you could buy something that you could exchange for cash... whistle:
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Good point ....what would I get top dollar for at Cash Converters ? lol:
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Buy the Brat an ipod and she'll lurve you for at least a week.
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Get to f**k.... this is my long service award . If I bought the Brat anything she would have broken it within a week with her bull like grace and gruffalo like daintiness evil:
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Good point ....what would I get top dollar for at Cash Converters ? lol:
Speak to Nick - he needs loadsastuff for his new pad... Buy his new telly or whatever and swap for cash - simples. ;)
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rubschin:
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Would get you a nice bike! whistle:
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Or three tons of lettuce
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Or invest in Turnip Futures? rubschin:
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No , Nope and nadda chance whistle:
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Invest the money in a ticket to Cyprus and help me with the Mini...? Shrugs:
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Oh FFS ~ Do your ruddy Christmas Shopping with it! ::)
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Oh FFS ~ Do your ruddy Christmas Shopping with it! ::)
Ooooooooooooooooohhhhhh! lol:
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I can only get 1 item or a set of something....I do not intend to spend that amount of money on anybody's Christmas pressy evil:
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Sounds like the roolz were dreamed up by a committee of morons. Buy a travel season ticket.
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Be proud of your gender, buy some shoes or a handbag ! Or several cases of voddy !
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I can only get 1 item or a set of something....I do not intend to spend that amount of money on anybody's Christmas pressy evil:
A fooking Fortnum and Mason Hamper for Christmas then. Loads of food and booze in it. One item = A HAMPER! Seemples.
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rubschin:
thank you caller for registering your vote lol:
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It sounds like you are in a workhouse and they only give you tokens to spend in their own shop. eeek:
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Local Government ...same thing really rubschin:
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Featherbedded, overpaid, underworked, overstaffed, leeches on the arse of society some would say ...... but those who would have all been in a conference this week.
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Featherbedded, overpaid, underworked, overstaffed, leeches on the arse of society some would say .
rubschin:
I know ...I really should get knocked up and go on the dole for the first time in my life
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Featherbedded, overpaid, underworked, overstaffed, leeches on the arse of society some would say .
rubschin:
I know ...I really should get knocked up and go on the dole for the first time in my life
Form a line boys! ;D
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I can only get 1 item or a set of something....I do not intend to spend that amount of money on anybody's Christmas pressy evil:
Dental makeover? rubschin:
scared:
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scared:
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I can only get 1 item or a set of something....I do not intend to spend that amount of money on anybody's Christmas pressy evil:
Dental makeover? rubschin:
scared:
So close to lunch on Sunday as well....you are such a brave soldier. What would you like on your epitaph ?
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Oh gawd! scared2:
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ANd he was so looking forward to their dancing lesson noooo:
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ANd he was so looking forward to their dancing lesson noooo:
He'll need walking lessons! happy001
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I was joking ... redface: redface: surrender:
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I was joking ... redface: redface: surrender:
Oh yes, you would say that wouldn't you! nonono:
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I was joking ... redface: redface: surrender:
Oh yes, you would say that wouldn't you! nonono:
And you would say what, oh Master of the Universe? ;)
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How is the knee whistle:
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I was joking ... redface: redface: surrender:
Oh yes, you would say that wouldn't you! nonono:
And you would say what, oh Master of the Universe? ;)
I wouldn't have made the comment in the first place... angel1
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How is the knee whistle:
Rapidly backing away from that axe ... scared2:
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So close to another trip too whistle:
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Lunch is on me angel1
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Lunch is on me angel1
What time? cloud9:
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Lunch is on me angel1
What literally eeek:
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Lunch is on me angel1
It will be
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Lunch is on me angel1
It will be
lol: lol: lol:
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scared2:
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scared2:
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Order salad... whistle:
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Well I have bought a new laptop with the money ....it arrived yesterday .
I have actually also managed to make money on this scheme 8) as it is a Sony one and they are doing a VAT back offer at the moment so I can claim that back cloud9:
The Brat came home last night and saw it and thought it was her birthday pressy ( her beeday is in a couple of weeks) ...took her a few minutes and several attempts at trying to crack the password before she would accept that I was serious lol: lol:
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Well I have bought a new laptop with the money ....it arrived yesterday .
I have actually also managed to make money on this scheme 8) as it is a Sony one and they are doing a VAT back offer at the moment so I can claim that back cloud9:
The Brat came home last night and saw it and thought it was her birthday pressy ( her beeday is in a couple of weeks) ...took her a few minutes and several attempts at trying to crack the password before she would accept that I was serious lol: lol:
happy001
Which one is it like...?
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Sony Vaio EB3J0E/WI Notebook
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Noooooooooooooooo, not a good choice noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Let me guess ............ rubschin: ........... That model has been cancelled?
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Sony Vaio EB3J0E/WI Notebook
The WI model?
Comes with a blue rinse cover and cake recipes?
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happy001 happy001 happy001
scared:
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Sony Vaio EB3J0E/WI Notebook
Is it shiny? ;D
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Silver on outside ...white on the inside and nice buttons cloud9:
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Silver on outside ...white on the inside and nice buttons cloud9:
ooohhh... as shiny as an extremely shiny thing! cloud9:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.shop.bt.com%2Fimages%2FProduct%2FUNI2%2FDigitalContent%2F76%2F766T_22681719-7050-488C-A58E-C9AE2CDE469C_large.jpg&hash=c223bb46cc89b5c0ad9ed041b387a497880e6c54)
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I have just got one of these.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.postimage.org%2F2mzqt9xxg%2Fi_Pad.jpg&hash=404eba2ce8b21667176df4e9ce6cb89ddc55e002) (http://postimage.org/image/2mzqt9xxg/)
I now need some lessons. surrender:
cloud9:
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Silver on outside ...white on the inside and nice buttons cloud9:
ooohhh... as shiny as an extremely shiny thing! cloud9:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.shop.bt.com%2Fimages%2FProduct%2FUNI2%2FDigitalContent%2F76%2F766T_22681719-7050-488C-A58E-C9AE2CDE469C_large.jpg&hash=c223bb46cc89b5c0ad9ed041b387a497880e6c54)
Most shiny and lovely and shiny and fast and shiny and loved cloud9:
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I have just got one of these.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.postimage.org%2F2mzqt9xxg%2Fi_Pad.jpg&hash=404eba2ce8b21667176df4e9ce6cb89ddc55e002) (http://postimage.org/image/2mzqt9xxg/)
I now need some lessons. surrender:
cloud9:
Just touch it lots ...apparently it responds ;)
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Funny how some people are attracted to shiny things.
Like BM wiv his bucket.
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I have just got one of these.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.postimage.org%2F2mzqt9xxg%2Fi_Pad.jpg&hash=404eba2ce8b21667176df4e9ce6cb89ddc55e002) (http://postimage.org/image/2mzqt9xxg/)
I now need some lessons. surrender:
cloud9:
Just touch it lots ...apparently it responds ;)
shutup:
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I have just got one of these.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.postimage.org%2F2mzqt9xxg%2Fi_Pad.jpg&hash=404eba2ce8b21667176df4e9ce6cb89ddc55e002) (http://postimage.org/image/2mzqt9xxg/)
I now need some lessons. surrender:
cloud9:
Just touch it lots ...apparently it responds ;)
Quite so Miss D a bit like me...I am touched. whacky115
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I have just got one of these.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.postimage.org%2F2mzqt9xxg%2Fi_Pad.jpg&hash=404eba2ce8b21667176df4e9ce6cb89ddc55e002) (http://postimage.org/image/2mzqt9xxg/)
I now need some lessons. surrender:
cloud9:
Just touch it lots ...apparently it responds ;)
Quite so Miss D a bit like me...I am touched. whacky115
Are you responsive tho...? rubschin:
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Only when the drugs wear off. whistle:
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Only when the drugs wear off. whistle:
happy001
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Miss D will be able to buy one of these with the VAT payback
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSDQJAZAmQc&p=0C08176DF93A0E76
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Sorry ..... But why would anyone? noooo:
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Shrugs: I'm with you on this one Snoops. I feel much the same about these...
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.postimage.org%2F1ondcojfo%2Ffibre_optic.jpg&hash=7ee2dd56b618a4f5a4007a1b1204aca7bbf4f868) (http://www.postimage.org/)
Still Miss D wears leg warmers so she might love them. angel1
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Na, do nuffink for me noooo:
I like candles rather than LED's and bubbles whistle:
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Shrugs: I'm with you on this one Snoops. I feel much the same about these...
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.postimage.org%2F1ondcojfo%2Ffibre_optic.jpg&hash=7ee2dd56b618a4f5a4007a1b1204aca7bbf4f868) (http://www.postimage.org/)
Still Miss D wears leg warmers so she might love them. angel1
And these censored:
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(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.callcenterconsultant.net%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2007%2F11%2Fspinning-fiber-optic.jpg&hash=657f10c51abac69934984097c9e0b147c0a00807)
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Na, do nuffink for me noooo:
I like candles rather than LED's and bubbles whistle:
Presume that's "bubbles" as in Aero?
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Na, do nuffink for me noooo:
I like candles rather than LED's and bubbles whistle:
Miss D does candle light and bubbles.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.postimage.org%2F2ni1162h0%2Fcandle_light.jpg&hash=12e07601f8379dcfc718dbbe0aae00aefec2b7ea) (http://postimage.org/image/2ni1162h0/)
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Na, do nuffink for me noooo:
I like candles rather than LED's and bubbles whistle:
Miss D does candle light and bubbles.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.postimage.org%2F2ni1162h0%2Fcandle_light.jpg&hash=12e07601f8379dcfc718dbbe0aae00aefec2b7ea) (http://postimage.org/image/2ni1162h0/)
To answer the original question " What would you spend £473 on ? ".........................Her......... scared2:
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Scented candles... sick2:
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Na, do nuffink for me noooo:
I like candles rather than LED's and bubbles whistle:
Miss D does candle light and bubbles.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.postimage.org%2F2ni1162h0%2Fcandle_light.jpg&hash=12e07601f8379dcfc718dbbe0aae00aefec2b7ea) (http://postimage.org/image/2ni1162h0/)
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I spoke to her on the phone the other night when she was doing that. I could hear sloshing noises rubschin:
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Scented candles... sick2:
I have some redface: redface: redface: redface: redface:
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Scented candles... sick2:
I have some redface: redface: redface: redface: redface:
noooo:
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Na, do nuffink for me noooo:
I like candles rather than LED's and bubbles whistle:
Miss D does candle light and bubbles.
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I spoke to her on the phone the other night when she was doing that. I could hear sloshing noises rubschin:
And some bubbling noises rubschin: I think she had been out for a curry......
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Na, do nuffink for me noooo:
I like candles rather than LED's and bubbles whistle:
Miss D does candle light and bubbles.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.postimage.org%2F2ni1162h0%2Fcandle_light.jpg&hash=12e07601f8379dcfc718dbbe0aae00aefec2b7ea) (http://postimage.org/image/2ni1162h0/)
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I spoke to her on the phone the other night when she was doing that. I could hear sloshing noises rubschin:
And some bubbling noises rubschin: I think she had been out for a curry......
She dunked the phone in the bath in the hope of shutting you up! point:
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I was having a lovely relaxing bath ...lots of bubbles and peace and quiet ..until sad24:
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I am off for a relaxing bath now. With scented candles redface: redface: redface: redface:
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I am off for a relaxing bath now. With scented candles redface: redface: redface: redface:
Are you sure that you being nekid around a naked flame is a good plan?
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I am off for a relaxing bath now. With scented candles redface: redface: redface: redface:
Nick is a gayer like.... eeek:
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I am off for a relaxing bath now. With scented candles redface: redface: redface: redface:
Are you sure that you being nekid around a naked flame is a good plan?
Aaah Wenchy - let him have his pleasure. It's the only thing he's likely to be naked in front of for a while ;)
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I am off for a relaxing bath now. With scented candles redface: redface: redface: redface:
Are you sure that you being nekid around a naked flame is a good plan?
Aaah Wenchy - let him have his pleasure. It's the only thing he's likely to be naked in front of for a while ;)
point:
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happy001
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Until Miss D visits and I surprise her eveilgrin:
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Until Miss D visits and I surprise her eveilgrin:
eeek:
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I'll bring me glasses whistle:
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Right. My candles are lit. No calls please
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point:
and tweezers!
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happy001
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anyone smell burning...... rubschin:
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I was having a lovely relaxing bath ...lots of bubbles and peace and quiet ..until sad24:
Until what?...
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Nick entered my bathroom via the telephone scared2:
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I have a essential oil burner in my office and one in the bedroom. I like cinnamon in the office, and lavender in the bedroom...helps me (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sleep002.gif&hash=d94f9de75a0265d50fa4a52ba4862bb78ef9d4a6) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php) like, well, so does the wine, but hey...
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I have a essential oil burner in my office and one in the bedroom. I like cinnamon in the office, and lavender in the bedroom...helps me (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sleep002.gif&hash=d94f9de75a0265d50fa4a52ba4862bb78ef9d4a6) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php) like, well, so does the wine, but hey...
are you Kinga ......???? rubschin:
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Nick entered my bathroom via the telephone scared2:
Oh, that drip... ;)
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Nick entered my bathroom via the telephone scared2:
You answered?!?!?!?
Better still, Nick has your phone number?!?!?!?!?
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I have a essential oil burner in my office and one in the bedroom. I like cinnamon in the office, and lavender in the bedroom...helps me (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sleep002.gif&hash=d94f9de75a0265d50fa4a52ba4862bb78ef9d4a6) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php) like, well, so does the wine, but hey...
are you Kinga ......???? rubschin:
No way...I have never watched one episode of big brother in my life... noooo:
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Nick entered my bathroom via the telephone scared2:
You answered?!?!?!?
Better still, Nick has your phone number?!?!?!?!?
The Brat answered the phone.....he said she sounds like me eeek:
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I have a essential oil burner in my office and one in the bedroom. I like cinnamon in the office, and lavender in the bedroom...helps me (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sleep002.gif&hash=d94f9de75a0265d50fa4a52ba4862bb78ef9d4a6) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php) like, well, so does the wine, but hey...
are you Kinga ......???? rubschin:
No way...I have never watched one episode of big brother in my life... noooo:
And yet you know who Kinga is? rubschin:
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I have a essential oil burner in my office and one in the bedroom. I like cinnamon in the office, and lavender in the bedroom...helps me (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sleep002.gif&hash=d94f9de75a0265d50fa4a52ba4862bb78ef9d4a6) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php) like, well, so does the wine, but hey...
are you Kinga ......???? rubschin:
No way...I have never watched one episode of big brother in my life... noooo:
And yet you know who Kinga is? rubschin:
point:
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No...I bleddy looked it up a bit quick like...quick thinker me...
I am proud to say that I have never watched Big Brother and never will. Whoa, gotta go I'm a Celebrity's' on...
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lol:
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No...I bleddy looked it up a bit quick like...quick thinker me...
I am proud to say that I have never watched Big Brother and never will.
Of course... char048
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No...I bleddy looked it up a bit quick like...quick thinker me...
I am proud to say that I have never watched Big Brother and never will.
Of course... char048
ditto
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That Shaun RYDER is an animal...I like him...
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Shrugs:
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That Shaun RYDER is an animal...I like him...
I think my love of crap tv is fairly well documented and even I don't watch that sh*t!
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I found a knob on the jacussi function that I did not know I had eeek:
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I found a knob in the jacussi function that I did not know I had eeek:
??????? rubschin:
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I found a knob on the jacussi function that I did not know I had eeek:
Where did you find it?
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I thought it was a badge or a logo or summat, but I was playing with it and sent the machinery to Warp 9 eeek:
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I found a knob on the jacussi function that I did not know I had eeek:
Don't touch it, that toggles the Nick safety mode... eeek:
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I'd spend it on me !
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I found a knob in the jacussi eeek:
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I found a knob in the jacussi eeek:
point:
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I found a knob in the jacussi eeek:
point:
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