What is this shite?
What is this shite?
Pastis how can you still feel pity for that blonde harlot lol:
So could you work if there was a member of the opposite sex sitting across from you naked eeek:
So could you work if there was a member of the opposite sex sitting across from you naked eeek:
Oh yes.
I used to be a rep for Allied breweries (got made redundant) and one of my calls was on a naturist club in Hampshire. I got used to doing business with the steward and his wife who were both always naked. I have to admit that she was quite a "looker" but after a couple of visits I accepted that she would serve me a drink and then sit opposite me, me in a suit, giving me their order whilst wearing nothing at all. Her husband would wander in and out starkers too. Often club members would wander in from the tennis courts equally unclad. Ages ranged from kids to OAPs. The OAPs could be a bit sick2: making
On one occasion the Area Sales Director was with me, as sales directors do he used to spend a day a month with a rep, and he asked if we could visit the club he had only heard about. I took him there and when I announced myself at the intercom on the gates I took off my tie and started to unbutton my shirt ~ he looked nervous but I assured him it was how I kept their account ~ by being one of the "crowd"
I had the silly bastard down to his underpants before I couldn't stop myself from laughing and gave the game away. He cursed me roundly and got dressed again (In a Ford Escort not easy).
We then drove in and went to the club house where the steward and his wife, naked as usual, were p*ssing themselves laughing having watched the whole performance on the camera that watched over the gate.
I have long suspected that was why 6 months later I was one of those who was made redundant ~ Or perhaps I shouldn't have retold the story at the Company Christmas Dinner redface:
Totally brilliant again tonight cloud9:
Totally brilliant again tonight cloud9:
Just watched it on iPlayer. An absolutely stunning piece of theatre, almost a two-hander from Peggy and Don eeek: sad24:
Totally brilliant again tonight cloud9:
Just watched it on iPlayer. An absolutely stunning piece of theatre, almost a two-hander from Peggy and Don eeek: sad24:
Was a two hander...especially when he clasped hers ....I swooned redface:
Totally brilliant again tonight cloud9:
Just watched it on iPlayer. An absolutely stunning piece of theatre, almost a two-hander from Peggy and Don eeek: sad24:
Was a two hander...especially when he clasped hers ....I swooned redface:
You know Pasty will be looking up the Samsonite ad whistle:
Was brilliant tho eh ...like I said 8)
redface:
If I want to see two niggers fighting I'll drop a Dollar out of my window!
Just remembered...QuoteIf I want to see two niggers fighting I'll drop a Dollar out of my window!
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Mrs Blankenship the sex goddess eeek: eeek: eeek:
Mrs Blankenship the sex goddess eeek: eeek: eeek:
That was quite a disclosure eeek: eeek: eeek: As for Bert's balls ... shocked003
Another brilliant one cloud9:
Shan't say any more than that whistle:
Soap Junkies ::)
Now you've seen it, how about Don then? He seems to be doing alright eyes:
Mrs Blankenship being referred to as Ray Charles lol: lol: lol:
A little something for you BM ...
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Better than her goth days whistle:
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I still hold a torch for Betty, despite her idiocy ...
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Oh dear Pastis....... noooo:
I would put that torch away though ...it would shine right through her ears like whistle:
evil: redface:
OMG !!!
shutup: shutup: shutup:
But, but, but it was absolutely brilliant......and Pastis is off today too so who am I going to talk about it with sad24:
But, but, but it was absolutely brilliant......and Pastis is off today too so who am I going to talk about it with sad24:
Oh and of course the obligatory
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The way they dealt with the death of Mrs Blankenship happy001 happy001 happy001
lol: lol: lol:
“Poor Ida. She died like she lived: surrounded by the people she answered phones for.” (Roger Sterling)
“She was born in 1898 in a barn. She died on the 37th floor of a skyscraper. She’s an astronaut.” (Bert Cooper)
“I’d have my secretary do it, but she’s dead.” (Don)
But the 'babby' was taken care of scared2:
Loved Sally getting a tad over excited at the prospect of her dad taking her to a Beatles concert .....girls and their boy bands eh lol:
My thoughts exactly .....it will come out with a nicotine and scotch addiction , a shock of red hair and serious curves lol:
Dear God ...please no more images of Pete's wife in a baby doll layered , froo , froo nighty whilst just looking like she's just about to give birth to a baby elelphant eeek: eeek: eeek:
Bugger Banghead
Penultimate episode tonight; I've just read the preview blurb sad24: sad24: sad24:
I wouldn't bother ..... whistle:
I have a whole day of spoilers ahead of me whistle:
Who'd have thought that Sally was actually Roger's child not Don's eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
I have a whole day of spoilers ahead of me whistle:
Who'd have thought that Sally was actually Roger's child not Don's eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
sad24: sad24: sad24:
sad24: sad24: sad24:
Just watched it then have you?
13/13 tonight sad32:rubschin:
13/13 tonight sad32:rubschin:
1/12 on my calendar.
13/13 tonight sad32:rubschin:
1/12 on my calendar.
Don confused2:
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Oh no ...this time you really should...you will not see this coming a mile off whistle:
There's three words in the show that'll make BM weak at the knees eyes:eeek:
"you're the daddy" whistle:
"you're the daddy" whistle:
I was rather thinking of something else... redface:
"you're the daddy" whistle:
I was rather thinking of something else... redface:
You're on the right lines whistle:
There's three words in the show that'll make BM weak at the knees eyes:
There's three words in the show that'll make BM weak at the knees eyes:
On the house rubschin:
There's three words in the show that'll make BM weak at the knees eyes:
" Honey, I'm home" lol:
There's three words in the show that'll make BM weak at the knees eyes:
" Honey, I'm home" lol:
So, did you catch the 3 word phrase? 4 if you include the affirmative exclamation? eyes:
I'd better put you out of your misery lol:
Red, on the phone to her hubby ... whistle:
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"Yes, they're getting bigger!"
I won't be able to wait redface:
I won't be able to wait redface:
I promise not to be a spoiler whistle:
I have Sky. whistle:
Send me a bottle of Talisker and a blank betamax tape....
I have Sky too DS but may need to use this as an excuse to upgrade to a HD box cloud9:You laydees are never satisfied with the box you have. noooo:
I have Sky too DS but may need to use this as an excuse to upgrade to a HD box cloud9:You laydees are never satisfied with the box you have. noooo:
I have Sky too DS but may need to use this as an excuse to upgrade to a HD box cloud9:You laydees are never satisfied with the box you have. noooo:
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh DS... Xmas1: nonono: cool14: