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Come Inside... => The Medical Centre => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on September 29, 2010, 03:08:47 PM
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My rash / spots/ general itchiness is getting no better.
I am tired of trying to rub myself up against the office furniture and people running away in horror from me.
I am looking for a vacant attic where I can happily live out the rest of my days sad24:
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Ewww....
You should go back to the doctor like...
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I have a shed angel1
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Is it fit for inhuman habitation rubschin:
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Is it fit for inhuman habitation rubschin:
It is Nick's shed, what do you think? lol:
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My rash / spots/ general itchiness is getting no better.
I am tired of trying to rub myself up against the office furniture and people running away in horror from me.
I am looking for a vacant attic where I can happily live out the rest of my days sad24:
Have you tried leaving off the creams and unguents?
This sounds like something I had some years ago and a friend suggested I try:
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Yes I know it says it is for athelete's foot but I had this invisible rash that itched like f*ck all over my back and shoulders. Nothing would shift it but a sprinkling of Mycota Powder worked. Gave me instant (almost) relief and after a couple of days the unseen rash went away. I told my then GP who said that it was all in my mind but my cricket playing pal claimed that what I was actually suffering from was "Prickly Heat" which a subsequent GP (locum) agreed could well have been the case and that she had heard of Mycota being useful in cases such as mine.
You can get it in any chemist without prescription. It is cheap as chips and it works!
PS I had not been in the tropics nor was it a hot summer. I had spent a lot of time in the car prior to the itch starting up. I had always assumed that "Prickly Heat" was something one got in Malaya or somesuch but apparently, like many ailments, it is a name and doesn't require tropical conditions to set it off. Something to do with virus and sweating ~ or so said my cricketing chum who had suffered in the past. He got the tip from his club physio.
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Is it fit for inhuman habitation rubschin:
No, but it would be fine for you.
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My mother, whenever assailed by an itch on her back would, as we all do, use a doorpost or similar to gain relief by rubbing herself against it thus reaching the itch. As she did this she would always exclaim "God Bless the Duke of Argyll"
She swore that the good Duke had noticed that his cattle damaged fences by scratching themselves against the fence posts so had installed firmer posts in his fields for the cows to use as back scratchers.
Anyone else heard this expression?
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Someone should pop round and give her a rub down rubschin: I am in Sarf London on Monday and I have oinkment angel1
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Someone should pop round and give her a rub down rubschin: I am in Sarf London on Monday and I have oinkment angel1
Oh Nick! nonono:
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Someone should pop round and give her a rub down rubschin: I am in Sarf London on Monday and I have oinkment angel1
Oh Nick! nonono:
Trying to get frisky eyes: with a cousin TSK!
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Someone should pop round and give her a rub down rubschin: I am in Sarf London on Monday and I have oinkment angel1
Oh Nick! nonono:
Trying to get frisky eyes: with a cousin TSK!
Quite so Snoops... noooo:
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I am going shopping for burka's noooo:
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Someone should pop round and give her a rub down rubschin: I am in Sarf London on Monday and I have oinkment angel1
Oh Nick! nonono:
Trying to get frisky eyes: with a cousin TSK!
Quite so Snoops... noooo:
I, on the other hand, although no relative have offered constructive and well meant advice with no motive other than to relieve her suffering angel1
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All offers of itch relief gratefully received 8)
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Before:
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After:
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Huge improvement angel1
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Before:
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After:
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Huge improvement angel1
happy001
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All offers of itch relief gratefully received 8)
I am not related (that I know of) and will happily dispense scratch relief for a reasonable hourly rate. Or part thereof.
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I reckon she's simply 'up the duff'. whistle:
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Miss D I have just tried NHS Direct to answer a question for me ... I got 2 answers: Ring 999 now and an NHS Adviser can contact you. ........
Best just go to your GP see a eeuuman like.... sum of em even spik eglish. Spec theyll fit you in next Wednesday.
Good luck (find a friend with nails). ;)
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Tipsy is bonkers noooo:
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Tipsy is bonkers noooo:
Thank you and your point is? cool14:
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Tipsy is bonkers noooo:
Thank you and your point is? cool14:
I think he's tring to tell you that you are suffering from a common wummans problem. ::)
Insanity.
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I once said something similar to SWWLTBO
She replied "I must be mad ~ I married you" confused:
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Tipsy is bonkers noooo:
Thank you and your point is? cool14:
I think he's tring to tell you that you are suffering from a common wummans problem. ::)
Insanity.
Glad to see you have come out from behind those trees.
Does that mean that in general Nick is usually in touch with his femine side, eh? whistle:
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It is well known that Nick will touch the side of any female he gets near. razz:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVRWSm2-P3w&feature=related
Bad or mad, the Cramps nail it as usual.
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It is well known that Nick will touch the side of any female he gets near. razz:
redface:
I am a bit choosey, like
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It is well known that Nick will touch the side of any female he gets near. razz:
redface:
I am a bit choosey, like
happy001 happy001 happy001
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It is well known that Nick will touch the side of any female he gets near. razz:
redface:
I am a bit choosey, like
Warm and walking do?
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I reckon she's simply 'up the duff'. whistle:
That's bound to be it shocked003 shocked003 shocked003
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I just went to a NHS walk in centre round the corner from work... very posh it was too .
I only waited for 10 minutes then had an hour consult eeek: . 15 minutes with the doc then waited for a specialist
I have now been rediagnosed ...Isn't likely to clear fully for about 2 months eeek:
If doesn't start fading a little in a couple of weeks I have to have horsepickle treatment
Really fecked off sad24:
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eeek:
Wot horsepickle treatment tho...? Shrugs:
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scared2:
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eeek:
Wot horsepickle treatment tho...? Shrugs:
Either covered in stuff or UVB light treatment
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scared2:
Not contagious ...I can carry on talking to you from the safety of your armchairs
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Try the Micota Powder! evil:
My GP had me using Cortisone Creams and all sorts of shite. Nothing worked for about four weeks then I used the Micota and the itch was gone in 3 days.
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eeek:
Wot horsepickle treatment tho...? Shrugs:
Either covered in stuff or UVB light treatment
You need some Cyprus sunshine... whistle:
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Miss D is turning into a mushroom scared2:
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I am going to hibernate.... now looking for a suitable cave with a tight fitting door surrender:
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I have a shed angel1 And my new place has a cellar angel1
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I have a shed angel1 And my new place has a cellar angel1
I have a cellar basement too! boxing
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I am going to hibernate.... now looking for a suitable cave with a tight fitting door surrender:
Won't it be a tad awkward running in a burkha on Sunday? rubschin:
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In dilemma over what colour shell suit to wear rubschin:
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You own a choice eeek:
That is sooooooooooooooo sad. noooo:
I thought it was only in Liverpool that people wore such things ~ and then only when they come to Rhyl on holiday.
If it helps Lavatory Paper Purple seems to be the colour this year.
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lol: lol: lol:
Well it's either that or the velour tracksuit with Juicy written across my backside lol:
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sick2:
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lol: lol: lol:
Well it's either that or the velour tracksuit with Juicy written across my backside lol:
Oh I'm sure that it now only reads Jy angel1
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You are my hero cloud9:
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My mum had a stretchy swimming costume with daisies on it. My dad told her that when she put it on they turned them into sunflowers. She hit him noooo:
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lol: lol: lol:
Aren't all swimming costumes stretchy tho rubschin:
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My mum had a stretchy swimming costume with daisies on it. My dad told her that when she put it on they turned them into sunflowers. She hit him noooo:
Now that was true Heroism on the part of your father. lol:
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My mum had a stretchy swimming costume with daisies on it. My dad told her that when she put it on they turned them into sunflowers. She hit him noooo:
I see where Nick gets it from now lol:
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How are the spots by the way?
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In front of my eyes? Gone since I laid off the collaps- oh, you mean Miss D?
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How are the spots by the way?
noooo: noooo: noooo:
sad24:
I have more doc's appt's this week
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In front of my eyes? Gone since I laid off the collaps- oh, you mean Miss D?
Indeed I did mean Miss D. I'd sooner look at her back than yours .... although there are those who might say seeing the back of you would be .... rubschin:...... but that would be unkind, hurtful and unnecessary eveilgrin:
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In front of my eyes? Gone since I laid off the collaps- oh, you mean Miss D?
Indeed I did mean Miss D. I'd sooner look at her back than yours .... although there are those who might say seeing the back of you would be .... rubschin:...... but that would be unkind, hurtful and unnecessary eveilgrin:
sad24:
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happy100 Oh bless his little double cotton gusset ~ he's all upset now. redface:
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How are the spots by the way?
noooo: noooo: noooo:
sad24:
I have more doc's appt's this week
Miss D is spotty totty.... eyes:
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Half woman ...half leopard sad24:
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I was thinking more half woman half toad angel1
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I run ...... not hop
I growl ...not croak
I like meat ...not just flies ;)
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But you do like flies I note.
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shutup:
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point:
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But you do like flies I note.
Sometimes you need to , to get to the meat whistle:
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Mr Thread? Meet Mr Gutter noooo:
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My Mastermind chosen subject ( The gutter that is lol: )
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Half woman ...half leopard sad24:
But the wrong halves I expect, like a Nor-iumph motorbike. noooo:
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I have been to the hospital -have use a sun bed courtesy of the NHS ...apparently this is what is needed to make my skin better 8)
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You could get a job here. |All their staff are tanned to company colours
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Did you tell em that you've been to Cuba? whistle: scared2:
Cuban Itch (http://www.mondofacto.com/facts/dictionary?Cuban+itch)
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Nooo...they didn't ask scared2:
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Don't worry too much...it doesn't appear to be fatal...you don't know what might fall off though...
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Prolly highly contagious though...better tell every-one at work. Pastis should know as well, JIC like, plus everyone else in the pub where you ate, the gym, all the competitors in the run, the list goes on...
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Just put me down it will be easier sad24:
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I could come and rub some cream in...
When I say come, I mean come over to yours, obviously... eyes:
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So...you've been trawling the internet for Cuban Itch...find anything?
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I could come and rub some cream in...
When I say come, I mean come over to yours, obviously... eyes:
Oh Pirate! Spank2:
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I could come and rub some cream in...
When I say come, I mean come over to yours, obviously... eyes:
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Too dangerous me hearty......we wouldn't want you to be pox ridden now would we whistle:
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Ok ..some good news.....being microwaved every day at the horsepickle seems to be working on my pox cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
Slowly fading ...another week should see the body back to normal ( fingers crossed) ...just the mind to sort out now lol:
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Ok ..some good news.....being microwaved every day at the horsepickle seems to be working on my pox cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
Slowly fading ...another week should see the body back to normal ( fingers crossed) ...just the mind to sort out now lol:
And a nice tan too! happy088
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It's the side effects lol:
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It's the side effects lol:
No tan lines I presume...? whistle:
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Absolutely none...you have to stand totally naked in the machine redface:
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Absolutely none...you have to stand totally naked in the machine redface:
eyes:
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Just make sure there are no dish cloths in there with you whistle:
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noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Or bits of Mini drying out.
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It's only me that has to be dried out redface:
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Or bits of Mini drying out.
lol: lol:
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I think today will be my last day going to the horsepickle and then I will be officially pronounced back to normal cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
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yay! happ096
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I was expecting abuse at the use of the term normal lol:
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I was expecting abuse at the use of the term normal lol:
Oh, sorry.... redface:
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I was expecting abuse at the use of the term normal lol:
Give us a chance. ;)
You are spotless now I assume?
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Blemish free angel1
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Do you get a certificate?
Will you now become a zealot?
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No I just get a sun tan 8)
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Congratulations on no longer being a marked woman ;)
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SHe will soon find new ways to be unclean noooo:
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Not a chance ~ she already knows 'em all. ;)
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The stains you leave on my character whistle:
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Not to mention on your little black dress. whistle:
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Oh President Clinton Sir whistle:
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Darn it! You recognised the shoes I suppose. razz: