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Come Inside... => Desert Island Discs => Topic started by: Grumpmeister on September 24, 2010, 05:48:22 PM
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Since we have threads full of music that we like I thought that it would be worth starting a thread for the godawful rackets we have come across as well.
To start you off I give you Carla Bruni butchering Absolute Beginners. :lalalala
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVVwnZZ2IjU&feature=player_embedded#!
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http://www.youtube.com/v/RFzyYYZsxGc?fs=1&hl=en_GB
This is one that has always got me running for the ear plugs
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCPSh47gHz8
One of the supervisors where I used to work would play this over and over again until the CD had an unfortunate 'accident' whistle:
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Even without clicking on that link, I have the bloody earworm..... MacDonalds, MacDonalds......
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Even without clicking on that link, I have the bloody earworm..... MacDonalds, MacDonalds......
I figured it would be Miss D, Nick or BM that happened to. lol:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9j5x_k1Ulyk&feature=related
noooo:
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Watching Have I Got News For You on Dave, they've just played Jordan and Peter Andre butchering some song.
My ears really are bleeding now Yargh:
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This seems to be playing everybleedinwhere at the moment
Nicola Roberts - Lucky Day (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HN39CQW3Tqw#ws)
:lalalala
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The original was bad enough... but
Ukrainian Polka Band Plays "Hot N Cold" by Katy Perry (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcoekyMCWzg#)
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They just played a clip of this on Russell Howard's Good News Bad News:
Frankie Cocozza has a bash at The Clash - The X Factor 2011 Live Show 4 - itv.com/xfactor (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ox3_CsYGRLU#noexternalembed-ws)
Any fans of the Clash are advised to leave now. noooo:
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They play music on the sales floor at work and the selection seems a tad.......interesting at times but there is obviously some shite x factor covers album in there somewhere. I'm not sure what is worse, that I remember the originals from when I was in school (Summer of '69 &Eye of the Tiger) or that they are shockingly shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite. noooo:
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Todays office
torture musical playlist had these three playing in sequence every 4 or 5 songs.
L-U-V Madonna Y-O-U you wanna (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQVH9jJVUbE#)
M.I.A - Paper Planes (official video) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgoS9IHh1dY#)
hey, i just met you and this is crazy.♫ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N91nVJCQmateY#ws)
Yargh:
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I'd heard earlier that the Chuckle Brothers had released a (c)rap single and unfortunately for me, curiosity took hold eeek:
All I can say is W.......T.......F??
Tinchy Stryder & The Chuckle Brothers | To Me, To You (Bruv) [Music Video]: SBTV (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBtd3H3Qdi8#ws)
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I'd heard earlier that the Chuckle Brothers had released a (c)rap single and unfortunately for me, curiosity took hold eeek:
All I can say is W.......T.......F??
Tinchy Stryder & The Chuckle Brothers | To Me, To You (Bruv) [Music Video]: SBTV (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBtd3H3Qdi8#ws)
Not clicking......... noooo: noooo:
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In all honesty I'd listen to it just before you had to go out and DJ because it won't matter what shite they ask you to play it will sound a hell of a lot better than that. noooo:
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In all honesty I'd listen to it just before you had to go out and DJ because it won't matter what shite they ask you to play it will sound a hell of a lot better than that. noooo:
rubschin:
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Trust me, it is THAT bad lol:
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WTF?? eeek: Kung fu, nazis, dinosaurs and giant vikings? Either they have been smoking something or BM has done something to the booze here... noooo:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3044077/Hoff-head-David-Hasselhoff-releases-bizarre-80s-themed-music-video-featuring-kung-fu-fighting-flying-dinosaurs-Hitler.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3044077/Hoff-head-David-Hasselhoff-releases-bizarre-80s-themed-music-video-featuring-kung-fu-fighting-flying-dinosaurs-Hitler.html)
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Christ, if I heard an animal sounding like that I'd take it to the vets to be put out of its misery eeek: eeek:
! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcQPftzvYPE#)
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Oh god my ears are bleeding, oh god my eyes they burn... eeek: eeek:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3153203/26-stone-pop-star-Snowflake-wears-Britney-Spears-transparent-sequin-body-stocking-launch-single.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3153203/26-stone-pop-star-Snowflake-wears-Britney-Spears-transparent-sequin-body-stocking-launch-single.html)
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Oh god my ears are bleeding, oh god my eyes they burn... eeek: eeek:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3153203/26-stone-pop-star-Snowflake-wears-Britney-Spears-transparent-sequin-body-stocking-launch-single.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3153203/26-stone-pop-star-Snowflake-wears-Britney-Spears-transparent-sequin-body-stocking-launch-single.html)
Oh god that's a sick2: sick2: sick2:
She thinks she's a desirable femme fatale but anyone would have trouble finding the right crease
But why should only you and me suffer that image?
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F07%2F08%2F09%2F2A5409C300000578-3153203-image-a-1_1436343123631.jpg&hash=b3e81d2e22deeaf453470de522af0db6174de502)
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Less a snowflake more a bloody avalanche lol:
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Less a snowflake more a bloody avalanche lol:
happy001
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As the song goes
If she was the only 'girl' in the world
and I was the only boy . . .
. . the human race would die out
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A choir for the tone deaf... :lalalala
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3476478/Cover-ears-Woman-forms-choir-people-tone-deaf-bad-make-cut.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3476478/Cover-ears-Woman-forms-choir-people-tone-deaf-bad-make-cut.html)
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A choir for the tone deaf... :lalalala
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3476478/Cover-ears-Woman-forms-choir-people-tone-deaf-bad-make-cut.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3476478/Cover-ears-Woman-forms-choir-people-tone-deaf-bad-make-cut.html)
Not clicking ////// noooo:
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A choir for the tone deaf... :lalalala
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3476478/Cover-ears-Woman-forms-choir-people-tone-deaf-bad-make-cut.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3476478/Cover-ears-Woman-forms-choir-people-tone-deaf-bad-make-cut.html)
Not clicking ////// noooo:
noooo:
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That's fine guys, I'll teach Misty how to set the track for your ringtones.... eveilgrin:
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That's fine guys, I'll teach Misty how to set the track for your ringtones.... eveilgrin:
Ringtones ....... ;D do you know how old my phone is ..... rubschin:
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Ok I'll teach Misty how to set it for the email and windows start/end sounds. That will be far more irritating as they can't be cut off till they finish... Sinister:
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Ok I'll teach Misty how to set it for the email and windows start/end sounds. That will be far more irritating as they can't be cut off till they finish... Sinister:
evil:
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Did the windows startup theme one to a colleague once to teach him to lock his laptop when he left it (company security policy and grounds for one hell of a bollocking if you didn't).
Poor bugger had no idea until he was about to do a presentation to senior management and switches on his laptop to find Alvin and the Chipmunks singing Bad Day. whistle:
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Was emailled a link to this earlier, someone is going to pay for sending me such utter shite. evil:
http://youtu.be/ou72cXcBJmY (http://youtu.be/ou72cXcBJmY)
I'm half convinced that's call me Dave in drag trying to appeal to the yoof. noooo:
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What the hell happened to the Gorillaz? I remember earlier tracks being pretty good but this is just painful. :lalalala
http://youtu.be/5d3yeszApV81 (http://youtu.be/5d3yeszApV81)
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Time to give Apey another WTF??? moment.... whistle:
http://youtu.be/C0X3CLJVMJU (http://youtu.be/C0X3CLJVMJU)
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Time to give Apey another WTF??? moment.... whistle:
http://youtu.be/C0X3CLJVMJU (http://youtu.be/C0X3CLJVMJU)
noooo:
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Dear God, what the fuck have they done to this song. :lalalala
https://youtu.be/F8wjlbG66j4
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Not clicking
But then the original doesn't deserve clicking either
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Oh dear God, it's Snowflake mk 2...
I don't think there is enough brain bleach in the world to get that image out of my head. sick2:
https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2022/04/11/climate-crusader-lizzo-poses-while-boarding-another-private-jet/
Just in case someone wusses out, I'll share the pain... eveilgrin:
(https://media.breitbart.com/media/2022/04/lizzoprovatejet1-640x480.jpg)
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Oh dear God, it's Snowflake mk 2...
I don't think there is enough brain bleach in the world to get that image out of my head. sick2:
https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2022/04/11/climate-crusader-lizzo-poses-while-boarding-another-private-jet/
Just in case someone wusses out, I'll share the pain... eveilgrin:
(https://media.breitbart.com/media/2022/04/lizzoprovatejet1-640x480.jpg)
sick2:
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One of the new tracks for Disney's little mermaid remake sounds like something you would play at Guantanamo to torture the inmates. noooo:
The comments however are pure gold lol:
https://youtu.be/QKlQu_p97KI