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Title: I bought some new shirts
Post by: Snoopy on September 23, 2010, 12:17:48 PM: Online. Nice 100% cotton shirts that came in an "extra length" as I hate shirts that come un-tucked.

They arrived a couple of weeks ago and I was quite pleased with them. At £20 a shirt not bad value. I am wearing one today.

What I hadn't realised was that they have a small logo on the left tit, it is actually an embroidered Griffin (Mythical Bird not leader of BNP) that is not unpleasant although I am not much given to logo flaunting.

The pale blue shirt that I am wearing today has a yellow logo and it keeps catching the corner of my eye. Every time I see it I try to brush it off redface:

It is driving me barmy Banghead
Title: Re: I bought some new shirts
Post by: Nick on September 23, 2010, 12:19:08 PM: Stick an elastoplast over it angel1
Title: Re: I bought some new shirts
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 23, 2010, 12:23:35 PM: Tits can be sooooo distracting whistle:
Title: Re: I bought some new shirts
Post by: Snoopy on September 23, 2010, 12:24:23 PM: Do you keep trying to brush yours off then?
Title: Re: I bought some new shirts
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 23, 2010, 12:34:21 PM: Why have a dog and bark yourself ? whistle:
Title: Re: I bought some new shirts
Post by: Snoopy on September 23, 2010, 12:43:53 PM: STOP PUSHING YOU LOT!

She clearly said "Dog" and that's me! whistle:
Title: Re: I bought some new shirts
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 23, 2010, 01:46:10 PM: No need to get shirty snoops.
Title: Re: I bought some new shirts
Post by: Barman on September 23, 2010, 02:49:57 PM: Quote from: Uncle Mort on September 23, 2010, 01:46:10 PM
No need to get shirty snoops.

drumroll: lol:
Title: Re: I bought some new shirts
Post by: Pastis on September 23, 2010, 03:34:49 PM: Will Self once admitted to filing off the Volvo logo from the cylinder block of his car whacky115

However I do sympathise; logo flaunting is a despicable trait. I once unpicked a shark from a polo shirt redface:
Title: Re: I bought some new shirts
Post by: Barman on September 23, 2010, 03:45:59 PM: Quote from: Pastis on September 23, 2010, 03:34:49 PM
Will Self once admitted to filing off the Volvo logo from the cylinder block of his car whacky115

However I do sympathise; logo flaunting is a despicable trait. I once unpicked a shark from a polo shirt redface:

It is almost impossible to buy polo shirts without the blasted things on! cussing:

(Awaits inevitable link to non-logo polo shirt supplier)
Title: Re: I bought some new shirts
Post by: Pastis on September 23, 2010, 03:48:11 PM: Nope. You'll have to find a supplier for yourself razz:

angel1
Title: Re: I bought some new shirts
Post by: Barman on September 23, 2010, 03:49:47 PM: Quote from: Pastis on September 23, 2010, 03:48:11 PM
Nope. You'll have to find a supplier for yourself razz:

angel1

evil:

I think Snoopy posted one the last time we discussed it... rubschin:
Title: Re: I bought some new shirts
Post by: Snoopy on September 23, 2010, 03:53:39 PM: In my search for well fitting shirts for gentlemen of a certain girth I came across many "Jermyn St. Shirtmakers" who offered a "made to measure" service that was anything but. They may make shirts of an appropriate length but only if one has the arms of a chimpanzee! They are unable to comprehend that wanting a longer tailed shirt does not mean that one can scratch ones knees without bending. They all offer embroidered initials on the left breast of the shirt at an additional cost. Banghead
Title: Re: I bought some new shirts
Post by: Barman on September 23, 2010, 03:56:25 PM: If you buy a BMW don't you have to pay extra not to have the label on the back? rubschin:
Title: Re: I bought some new shirts
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 23, 2010, 04:07:51 PM: G of A have a nice selection of no-logo shirts and polo shirts.
Title: Re: I bought some new shirts
Post by: Barman on September 23, 2010, 04:10:06 PM: Quote from: The Moan Ranger on September 23, 2010, 04:07:51 PM
G of A have a nice selection of no-logo shirts and polo shirts.

Do what now? Shrugs:
Title: Re: I bought some new shirts
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 23, 2010, 04:11:34 PM: G of A. A designer brand...
Title: Re: I bought some new shirts
Post by: Barman on September 23, 2010, 04:11:56 PM: Quote from: The Moan Ranger on September 23, 2010, 04:11:34 PM
G of A. A designer brand...

Oh... tunble:
Title: Re: I bought some new shirts
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 23, 2010, 04:14:54 PM: I bet BM is googling G of A...
Title: Re: I bought some new shirts
Post by: Pastis on September 23, 2010, 04:17:39 PM: lol: lol:

You could try Pri at Mark, another high street designer brand whistle:
Title: Re: I bought some new shirts
Post by: Snoopy on September 23, 2010, 04:25:33 PM: You pair of *****!!s. Winding the poor old bugger up like that.

lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: redface: Wish I'd thought of it.
Title: Re: I bought some new shirts
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 23, 2010, 04:37:51 PM: He really is a clown, bless him :-)
Title: Re: I bought some new shirts
Post by: Barman on September 23, 2010, 04:47:32 PM: evil:
Title: Re: I bought some new shirts
Post by: Barman on September 23, 2010, 05:08:57 PM: Anyhoo... we don't have Asda in Cyprus... whistle:
Title: Re: I bought some new shirts
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 23, 2010, 05:31:53 PM: But LL is in England, is she not?
Title: Re: I bought some new shirts
Post by: Barman on September 23, 2010, 05:55:59 PM: Quote from: The Moan Ranger on September 23, 2010, 05:31:53 PM
But LL is in England, is she not?

Yes... but she doesn't wear polo shirts... ::)
Title: Re: I bought some new shirts
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 23, 2010, 07:39:48 PM: Quote from: The Moan Ranger on September 23, 2010, 04:37:51 PM
He really is a clown, bless him :-)

That's why he wears the bucket, the makeup would scare Miss D otherwise whistle:
Title: Re: I bought some new shirts
Post by: Barman on September 24, 2010, 02:45:26 AM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 23, 2010, 07:39:48 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on September 23, 2010, 04:37:51 PM
He really is a clown, bless him :-)

That's why he wears the bucket, the makeup would scare Miss D otherwise whistle:

evil: