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Title: Wheres the bear ??
Post by: Roy Cropper on September 22, 2010, 05:22:37 PM
 Last thing I know he was heading for a Gym  scared2: Did he survive ?? Is he dead ?? WTF happened to him?? We should be told  eyes:
Title: Re: Wheres the bear ??
Post by: Nick on September 22, 2010, 05:24:52 PM
Sulking  noooo: Pity, I owe him a pint
Title: Re: Wheres the bear ??
Post by: Barman on September 22, 2010, 05:40:27 PM
I thought he was on the way to Cyprus on that moped thing...  scared2:
Title: Re: Wheres the bear ??
Post by: Nick on September 22, 2010, 05:43:38 PM
Yes, he will be there in about 9 weeks. YOu will need to rub his bum  noooo:
Title: Re: Wheres the bear ??
Post by: Barman on September 22, 2010, 05:44:59 PM
Yes, he will be there in about 9 weeks. YOu will need to rub his bum  noooo:

 happy001

 eeek:
Title: Re: Wheres the bear ??
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 22, 2010, 05:51:44 PM
Let's bake a cake and see if he will follow the scent back home  sad24:
Title: Re: Wheres the bear ??
Post by: Barman on September 22, 2010, 06:26:42 PM
I have a big lump of unwanted cake that LL made...  rubschin:

I'll put it by the window!  ;D
Title: Re: Wheres the bear ??
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 22, 2010, 06:28:33 PM
I have a big lump of unwanted cake that LL made...  rubschin:

Are you saying that there is someting wrong with LL's baking?  whistle:
Title: Re: Wheres the bear ??
Post by: Barman on September 22, 2010, 06:29:50 PM
I have a big lump of unwanted cake that LL made...  rubschin:

Are you saying that there is someting wrong with LL's baking?  whistle:

No, I just don't particularly like fruit cake...  noooo:
Title: Re: Wheres the bear ??
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 22, 2010, 07:48:35 PM
I have a big lump of unwanted cake that LL made...  rubschin:

Are you saying that there is someting wrong with LL's baking?  whistle:

No, I just don't particularly like fruit cake...  noooo:

It would count as cannibalism in your case.  whistle:
Title: Re: Wheres the bear ??
Post by: Pirate on September 22, 2010, 08:05:56 PM
Follow me...Oh...I thought it said where's the bar... eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Wheres the bear ??
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 22, 2010, 08:33:58 PM
The Bear is probably fine, he just might be allergic to too much pork. Happens...
Title: Re: Wheres the bear ??
Post by: Pirate on September 22, 2010, 08:45:43 PM
The Bear is probably fine, he just might be allergic to too much pork. Happens...

Oh, very subtle TMR, as if I hadn't heard it all before...Please tell him to come back...I'm outta here...
Title: Re: Wheres the bear ??
Post by: GROWLER on September 22, 2010, 10:18:51 PM
Sulking  noooo: Pity, I owe him a pint

WTF is all this shite about ey? eeek:
WTF am I supposed to be "sulking" about anyway?
Think it's time you sorted your thoughts out tbh.

I've been extremely busy IF you must know, looking after my eldest's customers as well as my own while he's enjoying a 2 week holiday. OK?

I wasn't actually aware that I'd signed something, declaring that I MUST post on regular basis.

Unlike you and several others in here, I don't have access to a computer at work, and this last 2 weeks I've not exactly been or indeed have had the time for sitting around at home all day long, thus freeing me up to write..................


Has that solved the 'mystery' for you p'raps?
Title: Re: Wheres the bear ??
Post by: GROWLER on September 22, 2010, 10:35:41 PM
Last thing I know he was heading for a Gym  scared2: Did he survive ?? Is he dead ?? WTF happened to him?? We should be told  eyes:

Don't be concerned about this owld creature Roy.
I'm a tough old thing. Been doing a massive amount of rummaging out in the wilds lately. More coming too. Most most excellent.cloud9:
Title: Re: Wheres the bear ??
Post by: Barman on September 23, 2010, 04:32:57 AM
I have a big lump of unwanted cake that LL made...  rubschin:

Are you saying that there is someting wrong with LL's baking?  whistle:

No, I just don't particularly like fruit cake...  noooo:

It would count as cannibalism in your case.  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Wheres the bear ??
Post by: Nick on September 23, 2010, 06:56:47 AM
Growler  cloud9:
Title: Re: Wheres the bear ??
Post by: Snoopy on September 23, 2010, 09:06:32 AM
Growler  cloud9:

Shame he missed all the good bits like.
Title: Re: Wheres the bear ??
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 23, 2010, 09:16:58 AM
Growler  cloud9:

Shame he missed all the good bits like.

So did I.  noooo:

Could you point them out for me?
Title: Re: Wheres the bear ??
Post by: Snoopy on September 23, 2010, 09:17:50 AM
Your own posts dear boy  angel1
Title: Re: Wheres the bear ??
Post by: Barman on September 23, 2010, 09:28:12 AM
Your own posts dear boy  angel1

Oh so smooth!  worthy:
Title: Re: Wheres the bear ??
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 23, 2010, 09:35:21 AM
Your own posts dear boy  angel1

That long, pink tongue of yours is making a nice job of my wellies.  ;)
Title: Re: Wheres the bear ??
Post by: Barman on September 23, 2010, 09:36:34 AM
Your own posts dear boy  angel1

That long, pink tongue of yours is making a nice job of my willy. 

 eeek:
Title: Re: Wheres the bear ??
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 23, 2010, 09:38:36 AM
Your own posts dear boy  angel1

That long, pink tongue of yours is making a nice job of my willy. 

 eeek:
Spank2:
Title: Re: Wheres the bear ??
Post by: Barman on September 23, 2010, 09:39:26 AM
Your own posts dear boy  angel1

That long, pink tongue of yours is making a nice job of my willy. 

 eeek:
Spank2:

I'm ashamed of myself sometimes...  redface:
Title: Re: Wheres the bear ??
Post by: Nick on September 23, 2010, 09:45:17 AM
We are ashamed of you all the time  noooo:
Title: Re: Wheres the bear ??
Post by: Barman on September 23, 2010, 09:46:31 AM
We are ashamed of you all the time  noooo:

I know... every cloud as they say...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Wheres the bear ??
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 23, 2010, 10:39:04 AM
We are ashamed of you all the time  noooo:

I know... every clod as they say...  cloud9:

Very true.
Title: Re: Wheres the bear ??
Post by: Barman on September 23, 2010, 10:39:42 AM
We are ashamed of you all the time  noooo:

I know... every clod as they say...  cloud9:

Very true.

 happy001
Title: Re: Wheres the bear ??
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 23, 2010, 11:21:50 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs4.postimage.org%2FsWqFJ.jpg&hash=6e4417e16f735d78ae56cecc3769e62bd2a68014) (http://postimage.org/image/1mqka91pg/)
Title: Re: Wheres the bear ??
Post by: Pastis on September 23, 2010, 03:38:01 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs4.postimage.org%2FsWqFJ.jpg&hash=6e4417e16f735d78ae56cecc3769e62bd2a68014) (http://postimage.org/image/1mqka91pg/)



 ;D
Title: Re: Wheres the bear ??
Post by: Barman on September 23, 2010, 03:44:34 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs4.postimage.org%2FsWqFJ.jpg&hash=6e4417e16f735d78ae56cecc3769e62bd2a68014) (http://postimage.org/image/1mqka91pg/)



 ;D


I didn't even know it was his birthday....  noooo:
Title: Re: Wheres the bear ??
Post by: Pastis on September 23, 2010, 03:46:16 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs4.postimage.org%2FsWqFJ.jpg&hash=6e4417e16f735d78ae56cecc3769e62bd2a68014) (http://postimage.org/image/1mqka91pg/)



 ;D


I didn't even know it was his birthday....  noooo:

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Wheres the bear ??
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 23, 2010, 04:44:35 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs4.postimage.org%2FsWqFJ.jpg&hash=6e4417e16f735d78ae56cecc3769e62bd2a68014) (http://postimage.org/image/1mqka91pg/)



 ;D


I didn't even know it was his birthday....  noooo:
happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Wheres the bear ??
Post by: Barman on September 23, 2010, 04:46:55 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs4.postimage.org%2FsWqFJ.jpg&hash=6e4417e16f735d78ae56cecc3769e62bd2a68014) (http://postimage.org/image/1mqka91pg/)



 ;D


I didn't even know it was his birthday....  noooo:
happy001 happy001

 ;D
Title: Re: Wheres the bear ??
Post by: Roy Cropper on September 24, 2010, 09:36:13 AM
I thought he was on the way to Cyprus on that moped thing...  scared2:

Is this him ??

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bendecho.com%2Fpics%2Fi%2Fe6%2F0de9c9474040c013c6e2.jpg&hash=b8bcd86017354340bf0abaca065b781731601ec1)
Title: Re: Wheres the bear ??
Post by: Barman on September 24, 2010, 10:08:36 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ba1BqJ4S2M

 happy001
Title: Re: Wheres the bear ??
Post by: Pastis on September 24, 2010, 10:36:31 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ba1BqJ4S2M

 happy001

Ahem ...  whistle:

Hibernation is a time when animals ‘sleep’ through cold weather.  This sleep is not like human sleep where loud noises can wake you up.  With true hibernation, the animal can be moved around or touched and not know it.  [Don’t you do this, though.  Some animals only go into a torpor or temporary sleep time and can wake up quickly.  Like BEARS.]

http://www.youtube.com/user/tippexperience?v=4ba1BqJ4S2M&feature=pyv&ad=5880449489&kw=dogs

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Wheres the bear ??
Post by: Barman on September 24, 2010, 10:45:01 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ba1BqJ4S2M

 happy001

Ahem ...  whistle:

Hibernation is a time when animals ‘sleep’ through cold weather.  This sleep is not like human sleep where loud noises can wake you up.  With true hibernation, the animal can be moved around or touched and not know it.  [Don’t you do this, though.  Some animals only go into a torpor or temporary sleep time and can wake up quickly.  Like BEARS.]

http://www.youtube.com/user/tippexperience?v=4ba1BqJ4S2M&feature=pyv&ad=5880449489&kw=dogs

 rubschin:

Arse!  redface:

Anyhoo... who typed in 'fuck' first...?  whistle: