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Title: Bruised bum
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2010, 08:56:59 AM: So I marched boldly out of the front door and stepped on a fooking slug evil: WHOOSH evil:
Title: Re: Bruised bum
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 19, 2010, 09:29:14 AM: Quote from: Nick on September 19, 2010, 08:56:59 AM
So I marched boldly out of the front door and stepped on a fooking slug evil: WHOOSH evil:

How's the slug?
Title: Re: Bruised bum
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2010, 09:45:06 AM: Decorating the back of my jeans evil:
Title: Re: Bruised bum
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 19, 2010, 09:46:38 AM: Quote from: Nick on September 19, 2010, 09:45:06 AM
Decorating the back of my jeans evil:

sick2:

I have an enormous growth in my armpit. Ever seen the film Rabid? scared2:
Title: Re: Bruised bum
Post by: Snoopy on September 19, 2010, 09:59:35 AM: Quote from: Nick on September 19, 2010, 08:56:59 AM
So I marched boldly out of the front door and stepped on a fooking slug evil: WHOOSH evil:

It's an OMEN! scared2:
Title: Re: Bruised bum
Post by: Snoopy on September 19, 2010, 10:06:40 AM: Quote from: The Moan Ranger on September 19, 2010, 09:46:38 AM

I have an enormous growth in my armpit. Ever seen the film Rabid? scared2:

shocked003 PLAGUE!

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Bubonic plague is the best known manifestation of the Plague caused by the Gram-negative bacterium Yersinia pestis (formerly known as Pasteurella pestis). It belongs to the family Enterobacteriaceae. The term bubonic plague is derived from the Greek word bubo, meaning "swollen gland". Swollen lymph nodes (buboes) especially occur in the armpit
Title: Re: Bruised bum
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2010, 10:09:50 AM: Not having a good day, are we? noooo:
Title: Re: Bruised bum
Post by: Snoopy on September 19, 2010, 10:11:26 AM: (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theoutdoorsforum.com%2Fforums%2Fstyle_emoticons%2Fdefault%2Fgrim-reaper-2.gif&hash=d4dfd9c29391741461b8ede42de1fb5859a58d93)

I'm staying indoors today scared2:

SWWLTBO has just phoned. They (family) went off to a Steam Rally this morning. I stayed at home as my electric buggy doesn't really do muddy fields.
She called to say that they had arrived to find a large sign saying "Cancelled" and a policeman "frantically" waving traffic past the entrance to the rally. It was on yesterday and supposedly today.
Title: Re: Bruised bum
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 19, 2010, 12:18:44 PM: I have a cold sore appear today - bastard thing evil:
Title: Re: Bruised bum
Post by: apc2010 on September 19, 2010, 12:27:56 PM: A cold sore what????
Title: Re: Bruised bum
Post by: Snoopy on September 19, 2010, 12:57:00 PM: Cold sore AKA Herpes eeek:

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Cold sores are a very common illness caused by the herpes simplex virus (HSV)
Title: Re: Bruised bum
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 19, 2010, 01:03:35 PM: That's right ...I'm infected / ious surrender:
Title: Re: Bruised bum
Post by: Pastis on September 19, 2010, 04:26:53 PM: Quote from: Nick on September 19, 2010, 08:56:59 AM
So I marched boldly out of the front door and stepped on a fooking slug evil: WHOOSH evil:

On the bright side it might have fixed yer Farmer's ;)
Title: Re: Bruised bum
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2010, 05:15:54 PM: The ointment saw to that redface:
Title: Re: Bruised bum
Post by: Pirate on September 19, 2010, 08:41:48 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 19, 2010, 12:18:44 PM
I have a cold sore appear today - bastard thing evil:

scared2:
Title: Re: Bruised bum
Post by: Pirate on September 19, 2010, 08:44:29 PM: Quote from: Nick on September 19, 2010, 09:45:06 AM
Decorating the back of my jeans evil:

Aren't you too old for jeans...You should be in a beige pair of trousers, up over you waist, and a cardigan...
Title: Re: Bruised bum
Post by: Snoopy on September 20, 2010, 08:51:02 AM: I am 63 and I wear jeans evil:

Wot's age got to do with it?