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Title: Small Ads
Post by: Just One More on September 08, 2010, 06:43:03 PM
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old.
Hateful little bastard.
Bites!

FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.

FREE PUPPIES.
Mother, a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog... able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.


*** And the WINNER is... ***

FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica,
45 volumes.
Excellent condition.....£200 or best offer.
No longer needed; got married last month.
Wife knows f#%#%#g everything



Title: Re: Small Ads
Post by: Just One More on September 11, 2010, 02:32:38 PM
Not an ad, but my weekly e-mail has come in from HMV.com, "This week: Get your hands on Tiger Woods and Desperate Housewives"

I don't know if it's one product or two  rubschin:
Title: Re: Small Ads
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 11, 2010, 04:36:42 PM
 lol: lol: lol: