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Title: Shoe laces
Post by: Roy Cropper on September 06, 2010, 06:57:55 PM
 Leather shoe laces as supplied with so called "leisure deck shoes"(that term almost contravienes the trade description act) . How the feck do you keep 'em done up ??. Don't matter whether you use a double knot complete with bow and yank on 'em with a pair of mole grips they still come undone. Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Shoe laces
Post by: Nick on September 06, 2010, 07:01:09 PM
Shouldn't you be using Velcro at your age?  whistle:
Title: Re: Shoe laces
Post by: GROWLER on September 06, 2010, 07:02:25 PM
Leather shoe laces as supplied with so called "leisure deck shoes"(that term almost contravienes the trade description act) . How the feck do you keep 'em done up ??. Don't matter whether you use a double knot complete with bow and yank on 'em with a pair of mole grips they still come undone. Banghead Banghead

Bin the laces and use velcro as all old codgers do. ;)

NOT talking from personal use I hasten to add, just an observation.
Happy to help...as ever. whistle:
Title: Re: Shoe laces
Post by: GROWLER on September 06, 2010, 07:02:59 PM
Shouldn't you be using Velcro at your age?  whistle:

 eeek:
Title: Re: Shoe laces
Post by: Nick on September 06, 2010, 07:08:26 PM
Growler and me agree  cloud9:
Title: Re: Shoe laces
Post by: GROWLER on September 06, 2010, 07:19:30 PM
Growler and me agree  cloud9:

I must have been typing that reply at the same time. Spooky. scared2:

True though Roy. Had a pair of 'velcro ups' about 20 years ago, until someone pointed out what age band they were meant for.  eeek:
Hope they found a new home in Africa.  whistle:
Title: Re: Shoe laces
Post by: Roy Cropper on September 06, 2010, 07:21:03 PM
 What is this velcro you talk about ? Is it something that is distributed in nursing homes? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Shoe laces
Post by: Nick on September 06, 2010, 07:23:03 PM
Ask Matron.
Title: Re: Shoe laces
Post by: GROWLER on September 06, 2010, 07:23:47 PM
What is this velcro you talk about ? Is it something that is distributed in nursing homes? Shrugs:

Shall we just say, mmmmm rubschin:....for the mentally challenged p'raps?
Title: Re: Shoe laces
Post by: Roy Cropper on September 06, 2010, 07:43:03 PM
 
I rather think its more appropriate for fat b'stards who cant reach their tootsies . Not fat people like this,

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but like this

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Title: Re: Shoe laces
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 06, 2010, 08:37:47 PM
Are those eyebrows real?
Title: Re: Shoe laces
Post by: GROWLER on September 06, 2010, 08:44:33 PM

I rather think its more appropriate for fat b'stards who cant reach their tootsies . Not fat people like this,

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freakingnews.com%2Fpictures%2F1%2FCarmen-Electra.jpg&hash=24f0119849da5cc341425f809a9ba1ea7367fba6)

That picture is actually disturbing me Roy.

I feel as though I know her, but who is it, and why does she look like that?  eeek:

Got to be photoshopped?
Title: Re: Shoe laces
Post by: Roy Cropper on September 06, 2010, 08:47:23 PM
Are those eyebrows real?

Her eyebrows look ok to me. eyes:
Title: Re: Shoe laces
Post by: Roy Cropper on September 06, 2010, 09:00:05 PM

I rather think its more appropriate for fat b'stards who cant reach their tootsies . Not fat people like this,

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freakingnews.com%2Fpictures%2F1%2FCarmen-Electra.jpg&hash=24f0119849da5cc341425f809a9ba1ea7367fba6)

That picture is actually disturbing me Roy.

I feel as though I know her, but who is it, and why does she look like that?  eeek:

Got to be photoshopped?

Its Raquel Welch she was a good friend of mine I gave her a biscuit everytime we made love . eyes:
You sure shes not in your mags under your bed or in your ut? whistle:
Title: Re: Shoe laces
Post by: GROWLER on September 06, 2010, 09:02:10 PM
Of course. redface:

You are ONE bad man tampering with such a beauty. evil:
Title: Re: Shoe laces
Post by: Roy Cropper on September 06, 2010, 09:12:50 PM
Of course. redface:

You are ONE bad man tampering with such a beauty. evil:

You know my extensive knowledge of puters happy088
Title: Re: Shoe laces
Post by: GROWLER on September 06, 2010, 09:14:28 PM
Of course. redface:

You are ONE bad man tampering with such a beauty. evil:

You know my extensive knowledge of puters happy088

Slightly less than mine iirc? lol:
Title: Re: Shoe laces
Post by: GROWLER on September 06, 2010, 09:18:43 PM
Anyways. You managed to tie the knot yet or what?  ::)
Title: Re: Shoe laces
Post by: Pirate on September 06, 2010, 09:22:21 PM
Are those eyebrows real?

No...they're stuck on with Velcro...
Title: Re: Shoe laces
Post by: Roy Cropper on September 06, 2010, 09:22:48 PM
Anyways. You managed to tie the knot yet or what?  ::)

WTF you on about

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Title: Re: Shoe laces
Post by: Barman on September 07, 2010, 04:41:21 AM
Are those eyebrows real?

No...they're stuck on with Velcro...

 lol:

I was going to say that!  evil: