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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Roy Cropper on September 06, 2010, 06:57:55 PM
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Leather shoe laces as supplied with so called "leisure deck shoes"(that term almost contravienes the trade description act) . How the feck do you keep 'em done up ??. Don't matter whether you use a double knot complete with bow and yank on 'em with a pair of mole grips they still come undone. Banghead Banghead
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Shouldn't you be using Velcro at your age? whistle:
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Leather shoe laces as supplied with so called "leisure deck shoes"(that term almost contravienes the trade description act) . How the feck do you keep 'em done up ??. Don't matter whether you use a double knot complete with bow and yank on 'em with a pair of mole grips they still come undone. Banghead Banghead
Bin the laces and use velcro as all old codgers do. ;)
NOT talking from personal use I hasten to add, just an observation.
Happy to help...as ever. whistle:
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Shouldn't you be using Velcro at your age? whistle:
eeek:
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Growler and me agree cloud9:
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Growler and me agree cloud9:
I must have been typing that reply at the same time. Spooky. scared2:
True though Roy. Had a pair of 'velcro ups' about 20 years ago, until someone pointed out what age band they were meant for. eeek:
Hope they found a new home in Africa. whistle:
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What is this velcro you talk about ? Is it something that is distributed in nursing homes? Shrugs:
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Ask Matron.
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What is this velcro you talk about ? Is it something that is distributed in nursing homes? Shrugs:
Shall we just say, mmmmm rubschin:....for the mentally challenged p'raps?
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I rather think its more appropriate for fat b'stards who cant reach their tootsies . Not fat people like this,
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freakingnews.com%2Fpictures%2F1%2FCarmen-Electra.jpg&hash=24f0119849da5cc341425f809a9ba1ea7367fba6)
but like this
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Are those eyebrows real?
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I rather think its more appropriate for fat b'stards who cant reach their tootsies . Not fat people like this,
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freakingnews.com%2Fpictures%2F1%2FCarmen-Electra.jpg&hash=24f0119849da5cc341425f809a9ba1ea7367fba6)
That picture is actually disturbing me Roy.
I feel as though I know her, but who is it, and why does she look like that? eeek:
Got to be photoshopped?
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Are those eyebrows real?
Her eyebrows look ok to me. eyes:
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I rather think its more appropriate for fat b'stards who cant reach their tootsies . Not fat people like this,
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freakingnews.com%2Fpictures%2F1%2FCarmen-Electra.jpg&hash=24f0119849da5cc341425f809a9ba1ea7367fba6)
That picture is actually disturbing me Roy.
I feel as though I know her, but who is it, and why does she look like that? eeek:
Got to be photoshopped?
Its Raquel Welch she was a good friend of mine I gave her a biscuit everytime we made love . eyes:
You sure shes not in your mags under your bed or in your ut? whistle:
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Of course. redface:
You are ONE bad man tampering with such a beauty. evil:
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Of course. redface:
You are ONE bad man tampering with such a beauty. evil:
You know my extensive knowledge of puters happy088
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Of course. redface:
You are ONE bad man tampering with such a beauty. evil:
You know my extensive knowledge of puters happy088
Slightly less than mine iirc? lol:
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Anyways. You managed to tie the knot yet or what? ::)
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Are those eyebrows real?
No...they're stuck on with Velcro...
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Anyways. You managed to tie the knot yet or what? ::)
WTF you on about
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Are those eyebrows real?
No...they're stuck on with Velcro...
lol:
I was going to say that! evil: