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Title: Daft or mad?
Post by: Nick on September 01, 2010, 11:24:30 AM: My Big Sis will be 72 on Friday. I asked her what she wanted.

A fooking Hula Hoop! eeek:
Title: Re: Daft or mad?
Post by: GROWLER on September 01, 2010, 11:29:33 AM: Quote from: Nick on September 01, 2010, 11:24:30 AM
My Big Sis will be 72 on Friday. I asked her what she wanted.

A fooking Hula Hoop! eeek:

Sounds ok to me chief. happy088
It'll be an 'excercise thing'. Wimmin. ::)
Very low cost too!
Laffin!
Gerrit sorted, but just don't ask me to help you pack and wrap it like. noooo:
Title: Re: Daft or mad?
Post by: tel on September 01, 2010, 11:30:20 AM: Just one?

Not the whole packet?
Title: Re: Daft or mad?
Post by: Nick on September 01, 2010, 11:31:00 AM: Well wrapping is a challenge at the best of times, but wrapping that! I may have to go online, like
Title: Re: Daft or mad?
Post by: Pastis on September 01, 2010, 11:32:19 AM: Quote from: tel on September 01, 2010, 11:30:20 AM
Just one?

Not the whole packet?

drumroll: lol:
Title: Re: Daft or mad?
Post by: GROWLER on September 01, 2010, 11:36:45 AM: Quote from: Nick on September 01, 2010, 11:31:00 AM
Well wrapping is a challenge at the best of times, but wrapping that! I may have to go online, like

How's that werk then ey? rubschin:
Title: Re: Daft or mad?
Post by: Nick on September 01, 2010, 11:38:14 AM: I go to hulahoops'r'us.com and get them to deliver one directly, you great oaf!
Title: Re: Daft or mad?
Post by: GROWLER on September 01, 2010, 11:38:19 AM: Anyways. DON'T question it, as mad as it may sound to you. If that is whar she wants, then get it. Simpple and saves you any mither you lucky sod.
Title: Re: Daft or mad?
Post by: GROWLER on September 01, 2010, 11:39:34 AM: Quote from: Nick on September 01, 2010, 11:38:14 AM
I go to and get them to deliver one directly, you great oaf!

Really? ::)

Bloody great fish 'ed..
Title: Re: Daft or mad?
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 01, 2010, 01:13:32 PM: Quote from: Nick on September 01, 2010, 11:24:30 AM
My Big Sis will be 72 on Friday. I asked her what she wanted.

A fooking Hula Hoop! eeek:

Does she have a very impressive boyfriend called Albert?
Title: Re: Daft or mad?
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 02, 2010, 09:41:57 AM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 01, 2010, 01:13:32 PM
Quote from: Nick on September 01, 2010, 11:24:30 AM
My Big Sis will be 72 on Friday. I asked her what she wanted.

A fooking Hula Hoop! eeek:

Does she have a very impressive boyfriend called Albert?

lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Daft or mad?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 02, 2010, 09:51:30 AM: I know a bloke who pierced himself for a Prince Albert. The thing is he went in too deep and it all went a bit septic and stuff sick2:

But then he did it again a couple of months later to do it proper like eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Daft or mad?
Post by: Nick on September 02, 2010, 09:52:37 AM: Did he tell you all about it, like? shocked003 shocked003 shocked003
Title: Re: Daft or mad?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 02, 2010, 09:53:30 AM: Oh yeah..and offered to show me his handywork ::)
Title: Re: Daft or mad?
Post by: Snoopy on September 02, 2010, 09:54:24 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 02, 2010, 09:51:30 AM
I know a bloke who pierced himself for a Prince Albert. The thing is he went in too deep and it all went a bit septic and stuff sick2:

But then he did it again a couple of months later to do it proper like eeek: eeek: eeek:

How do you know this stuff? eeek:
Title: Re: Daft or mad?
Post by: Snoopy on September 02, 2010, 09:55:10 AM: Sorry ~ stupid question redface:
Title: Re: Daft or mad?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 02, 2010, 09:55:53 AM: He was in the armed forces...need i say more whistle:
Title: Re: Daft or mad?
Post by: Nick on September 02, 2010, 09:57:16 AM: (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs4.postimage.org%2F14LT0.jpg&hash=66a3112ac417612d2ae67f6045e799bfe5b8c2cc) (http://www.postimage.org/)
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Title: Re: Daft or mad?
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 02, 2010, 09:57:44 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 02, 2010, 09:53:30 AM
Oh yeah..and offered to show me his handywork ::)

One of the bouncers at a nightclub I worked bar in back in the day did that. He was really proud of it till he went to the toilet, screamed so loud we ended up calling him an ambulance.

Of course we never made fun of him over it... whistle:
Title: Re: Daft or mad?
Post by: Snoopy on September 02, 2010, 09:59:10 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 02, 2010, 09:55:53 AM
He was in the armed forces...need i say more whistle:
All the nice girls luv a sailor, all the nice girls luv a tar.
All the nice girls luv a sailor but you know what sailors are. whistle:
Title: Re: Daft or mad?
Post by: Snoopy on September 02, 2010, 10:00:20 AM: Thank you Nick ::)

There's always one isn't there? noooo:
Title: Re: Daft or mad?
Post by: Snoopy on September 02, 2010, 10:01:41 AM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 02, 2010, 09:57:44 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 02, 2010, 09:53:30 AM
Oh yeah..and offered to show me his handywork ::)

One of the bouncers at a nightclub I worked bar in back in the day did that. He was really proud of it till he went to the toilet, screamed so loud we ended up calling him an ambulance.

Of course we never made fun of him over it... whistle:

Calling him "an ambulance" was surely bad enough.

I Know ..... Collar Lead, Walkies!
Title: Re: Daft or mad?
Post by: Barman on September 02, 2010, 10:44:16 AM: eeek: Oh Nick! noooo:
Title: Re: Daft or mad?
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 02, 2010, 02:18:14 PM: Quote from: Barman on September 02, 2010, 10:44:16 AM
eeek: Oh Nick! noooo:

noooo:

Still, there is some consolation in that he probably finds it too heavy to wave.
Title: Re: Daft or mad?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 02, 2010, 02:19:36 PM: Looks like he could be handy for opening a bottle of wine and then putting a stopper in it as well.....very multi - functional whistle:
Title: Re: Daft or mad?
Post by: Nick on September 02, 2010, 02:21:01 PM: A gerl with a two track mind noooo:
Title: Re: Daft or mad?
Post by: Pastis on September 02, 2010, 05:23:39 PM: Oh dear, noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Daft or mad?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 02, 2010, 05:29:02 PM: I am being purely practical....Nick is being naughty sir whistle:
Title: Re: Daft or mad?
Post by: Pastis on September 02, 2010, 05:31:18 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 02, 2010, 05:29:02 PM
I am being purely practical....Nick is being naughty sir whistle:

I was thinking more of Nick's post tbh
Title: Re: Daft or mad?
Post by: Nick on September 02, 2010, 05:32:10 PM: angel1
Title: Re: Daft or mad?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 02, 2010, 06:07:43 PM: Quote from: Nick on September 02, 2010, 09:57:16 AM

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Good grief why on earth did you do that to yourself Nick. noooo:
Title: Re: Daft or mad?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 02, 2010, 06:13:11 PM: He followed the recipe for Chicken Balls whistle:
Title: Re: Daft or mad?
Post by: Pastis on September 02, 2010, 06:21:51 PM: happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Daft or mad?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 02, 2010, 06:25:20 PM: Chicken balls eh. You must have eaten in some very strange places Miss D... eyes: