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Title: You Can't Please Everyone
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 31, 2010, 12:45:59 PM
Enter at your own risk.

You Can't Please Everyone (http://www.cynical-c.com/?cat=85)

It is a blog of of one star reviews from amazon.com and like Nick with Yahoo Answers I've been drawn in by the sheer stupidity of some people.

A sample (Beatles White Album)

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These old talentless hags will never be as great as their idols Oasis! Oasis are one of the best “classic rock” bands ever, aside from Metallica...

Enter at your own risk.

 
Title: Re: You Can't Please Everyone
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 31, 2010, 01:02:47 PM
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Hey don’t get me wrong I like Holocaust movies as much as the next guy , but this one was a real let down. First of all there are no Americans(at least not American characters)hey spielzy what gives, wheres are hero, schindler is no indiana jones. Perhaps he should of handed the script over to michael cricton.

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I’m holding out for a 16:9 colorized version with Dolby Digital EX 9.1! I mean when I watch Casablanca and I here the gun shot at the end, I want to HERE GUN SHOT AT THE END!!! Also Ingrid Bergman is no Maryland Monroe.
Title: Re: You Can't Please Everyone
Post by: Snoopy on August 31, 2010, 01:21:19 PM
 ::) Jesus F Christ .... These Yanks are thick
Title: Re: You Can't Please Everyone
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 31, 2010, 01:51:02 PM
Please tell this is someone trying to be ironic  noooo:

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I’m a big movie buff, I’ve seen Citizen Cane and I love Castleblanca, but I can not see why this film has gotten so much attention! It bills itself as a historical drama, but none of the history books I’ve looked through mentioned any great war or things like Hobbits or Elves. And talk about a long movie! They think we need another half an hour? …

I recomend Pearl Harbor, it’s a much more historically acurate and the love story is more believable.
Title: Re: You Can't Please Everyone
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 31, 2010, 01:53:08 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on August 31, 2010, 01:21:19 PM
::) Jesus F Christ .... These Yanks are thick

amazon.co.uk can be just as bad ~ Schindler's List:

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I'yve got a 42 inch panasonic lcd tv with blueray and its' the bisiness!!
i dont' exspect to have too watch black and white films on it.Its' not 1978!
save up and buy a colour camra mr. speelberg, you morron.then PERRHAPS PEEPLE WILL WATCH YOUR STUPID FILMS.
Title: Re: You Can't Please Everyone
Post by: Barman on August 31, 2010, 01:55:36 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on August 31, 2010, 01:53:08 PM

amazon.co.uk can be just as bad ~ Schindler's List:

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I'yve got a 42 inch panasonic lcd tv with blueray and its' the bisiness!!
i dont' exspect to have too watch black and white films on it.Its' not 1978!
save up and buy a colour camra mr. speelberg, you morron.then PERRHAPS PEEPLE WILL WATCH YOUR STUPID FILMS.

 eeek:
Title: Re: You Can't Please Everyone
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 31, 2010, 01:59:04 PM
Your review BM?  noooo:
Title: Re: You Can't Please Everyone
Post by: Snoopy on August 31, 2010, 01:59:40 PM
<snigger>
Title: Re: You Can't Please Everyone
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 31, 2010, 02:02:38 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on August 31, 2010, 01:59:04 PM
Your review BM?  noooo:

No, I think he reviewed the Dune novel instead:

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This book brought me near suicide. I was so depressed after reading this pie that I wanted to go eat a goat.

 whistle:
Title: Re: You Can't Please Everyone
Post by: Barman on August 31, 2010, 02:07:54 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on August 31, 2010, 01:59:04 PM
Your review BM?  noooo:

 noooo: