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Title: Gora cold
Post by: GROWLER on August 25, 2010, 04:55:31 PM
Grizzly throat and bags of snot.

It's August though! Banghead

Was'at all about ey? Shrugs:

Eckanazia echanaseeya  Banghead magic tablets being scoffed
Title: Re: Gora cold
Post by: Snoopy on August 25, 2010, 04:57:20 PM
Lot of colds about ~ maybe it's the weather. Three of us have had a cold in the past week.
Title: Re: Gora cold
Post by: GROWLER on August 25, 2010, 05:05:53 PM
Lot of colds about ~ maybe it's the weather. Three of us have had a cold in the past week.

Well I've not come across anyone with a cold on me travels tbh. noooo:
I thought I was unique and all on me own with this one. cry:

Bottle of single malt beckons. cloud9:
Title: Re: Gora cold
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 25, 2010, 06:14:54 PM
Currently know 2 of me friends that are bunged up and snotty  noooo:
Title: Re: Gora cold
Post by: GROWLER on August 25, 2010, 06:36:09 PM
Currently know 2 of me friends that are bunged up and snotty  noooo:

Where does the rancid stuff come from ey?
Do we 'ave 'snot factories' up our 'ooters or summat? confused:

Problee best not to answer that one tbh, only know doubt Snoop will be along to explain all in fine detail shortly....with diagrams no doubt. whistle:
Title: Re: Gora cold
Post by: Pastis on August 25, 2010, 10:34:32 PM
Righty ho Growler me ol' chum. I haven't seen you posting in my play list in the Library (Playing Chez Pastis) but I've got just the ticket for you  ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXxUHTtbeMg&feature=related
Title: Re: Gora cold
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 27, 2010, 06:15:47 PM
 happy100  I have had one for the last week or so can't seem to shake it.  Feels like it's getting better and then the next day wake up with a roll of barbed wire in my throat. evil:
Title: Re: Gora cold
Post by: GROWLER on August 27, 2010, 06:49:30 PM
happy100  I have had one for the last week or so can't seem to shake it.  Feels like it's getting better and then the next day wake up with a roll of barbed wire in my throat. evil:
Worst one I've had for many years.
Feel absolutely shite.

Daren't cough or I fear me chest will burst into flames. scared2:

Spent a great part of last night pacing around the house like a caged bear, cus lying down for a kip just exacipated it.

Where the hell did it come from, and in August too? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Gora cold
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 27, 2010, 08:38:07 PM
Bear Flu!  scared2:
Title: Re: Gora cold
Post by: GROWLER on August 28, 2010, 07:19:15 AM
Bear Flu!  scared2:

That's the one. happy088

Actually sounds 'well 'ard' that does. rubschin:


Mrs G 'warned me'  scared2: that the Growler jnrs better hadn't catch this cold thing off me.

MM has complained of a throat like broken glass this morning. ::)
Title: Re: Gora cold
Post by: Nick on August 28, 2010, 07:19:30 AM
He needs to be quarantined. Or shot.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Gora cold
Post by: Snoopy on August 28, 2010, 07:21:15 AM
SWWLTBO now has the cold. That's two kids have had it in the past week. I had a day of sore throat and sniffles and now Mrs S#2 is abed and suffering.
Title: Re: Gora cold
Post by: GROWLER on August 28, 2010, 07:26:58 AM
He needs to be quarantined. Or shot.  rubschin:

Wish some random twat would shoot you. ::)
Title: Re: Gora cold
Post by: Barman on August 28, 2010, 07:53:15 AM
No doubt LL will be bringing festering snivels with her on Tuesday....  ::)
Title: Re: Gora cold
Post by: Snoopy on August 28, 2010, 07:59:34 AM
No doubt LL will be bringing festering snivels with her on Tuesday....  ::)

And that'll just be the sight of the kitchen ~ wait until she sees me-mi  Explode:
Title: Re: Gora cold
Post by: GROWLER on August 28, 2010, 08:08:37 AM
No doubt LL will be bringing festering snivels with her on Tuesday....  ::)

And that'll just be the sight of the kitchen ~ wait until she sees me-mi   Explode:

 ::)

'Me Mi'
Title: Re: Gora cold
Post by: Barman on August 28, 2010, 08:21:04 AM
No doubt LL will be bringing festering snivels with her on Tuesday....  ::)

And that'll just be the sight of the kitchen ~ wait until she sees me-mi  Explode:

I'm hoping Me-Mi will be gone.... it is the state of the kitchen sink that is worrying me at the moment...  scared2:
Title: Re: Gora cold
Post by: GROWLER on August 28, 2010, 08:22:24 AM
No doubt LL will be bringing festering snivels with her on Tuesday....  ::)

And that'll just be the sight of the kitchen ~ wait until she sees me-mi  Explode:

I'm hoping Me-Mi will be gone.... it is the state of the kitchen sink that is worrying me at the moment...  scared2:
WTF?  Banghead

Anyway. Gone WHERE?  eeek:
Title: Re: Gora cold
Post by: Barman on August 28, 2010, 08:23:13 AM
No doubt LL will be bringing festering snivels with her on Tuesday....  ::)

And that'll just be the sight of the kitchen ~ wait until she sees me-mi  Explode:

I'm hoping Me-Mi will be gone.... it is the state of the kitchen sink that is worrying me at the moment...  scared2:
WTF?  Banghead

Anyway. Gone WHERE?  eeek:

Being collected and Soda Blasted on Monday hopefully...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKiLPoABPb4
Title: Re: Gora cold
Post by: GROWLER on August 28, 2010, 08:28:35 AM
No doubt LL will be bringing festering snivels with her on Tuesday....  ::)

And that'll just be the sight of the kitchen ~ wait until she sees me-mi  Explode:

I'm hoping Me-Mi will be gone.... it is the state of the kitchen sink that is worrying me at the moment...  scared2:
WTF?  Banghead

Anyway. Gone WHERE?  eeek:

Being collected and Soda Blasted on Monday hopefully...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKiLPoABPb4

Oh. I was getting concerned for a mo, you know, that you were bottlin' it and getting shut cus Mrs BM might have objected like. nonono:

That looks like a proper paint stripping job that. Nice one.
Title: Re: Gora cold
Post by: GROWLER on August 29, 2010, 10:51:11 AM
This rancid stinking cold seems to have gone into reverse. Snot city here, and MM is now suffering significantly but quietly.
ALL my fault according to Mrs G, naturally. ::)
Title: Re: Gora cold
Post by: Snoopy on August 29, 2010, 10:55:59 AM

Wife and daughter are both still on the Lem Sips and Vitamin C tablets. They are using tissues by the ton. The Boys are just about recovered and my dose of it seems to have gone completely.
Title: Re: Gora cold
Post by: GROWLER on August 29, 2010, 11:03:29 AM


Wife and daughter are both still on the Lem Sips and Vitamin C tablets. They are suing tissues by the ton. The Boys are just about recovered and my dose of it seems to have gone completely.

Been taking all that high dose stuff all year, along with garlic, zinc, fresh fruit by the ton, veg etc etc yawn.
Total and utter waste of time effort and money imo. Utter bollox now too, I'm convinced. Banghead
May as well just stuff your face with all the 'bad' stuff and enjoy yourself. ::)

Bloody anti bacterial hand washes can go in the bin too. cussing:
Title: Re: Gora cold
Post by: GROWLER on August 29, 2010, 11:05:37 AM
Growler Top Tip btw!

Asda Smart price box of tissues!
No matter how many you use, the quantity inside never seemingly goes down! eeek:
Title: Re: Gora cold
Post by: Snoopy on August 29, 2010, 11:08:23 AM

Never use tissues myself ~ well not for nose blowing purposes. I much prefer a cotton hanky. As for all the avoid a cold shite ~ I take more drugs than I want to as it is. Forever nagging the doctors to reduce them as I am convinced the side effects are often worse than the ailment so certainly no Lem Sip, Vit C or anything else for me.
Title: Re: Gora cold
Post by: GROWLER on August 29, 2010, 11:15:40 AM

Never use tissues myself ~ well not for nose blowing purposes. I much prefer a cotton hanky. As for all the avoid a cold shite ~ I take more drugs than I want to as it is. Forever nagging the doctors to reduce them as I am convinced the side effects are often worse than the ailment so certainly no Lem Sip, Vit C or anything else for me.

Ahhhh, Lem Sip. cloud9:

Almost a pleasure 'avin' a cold taking that. Most scrumptious.
Title: Re: Gora cold
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on August 30, 2010, 07:00:13 AM

Asda Smart price box of tissues!
No matter how many you use, the quantity inside never seemingly goes down! eeek:
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Can you send some round I seem to be suffering here.  My youngest was administering paracetamol at midnight!  Bless him.  sad24: 

Title: Re: Gora cold
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 30, 2010, 07:02:26 AM
It's a VP plague  eeek:

I'm not coming close to any of you just in case like  scared2:
Title: Re: Gora cold
Post by: Barman on August 30, 2010, 07:02:54 AM
It's a VP plague  eeek:

I'm not coming close to any of you just in case like  scared2:

All germ-free here Miss D....  cloud9:
Title: Re: Gora cold
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on August 30, 2010, 07:18:27 AM
It's a VP plague  eeek:

I'm not coming close to any of you just in case like  scared2:
You will be cooped up on that train.... like!  Can you get a seat on the roof?  scared2:
Title: Re: Gora cold
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 30, 2010, 07:19:52 AM
I will wedge a surf board between me and the general pubes  whistle:
Title: Re: Gora cold
Post by: Snoopy on August 30, 2010, 07:21:44 AM
I will wedge a surf board between me and the general pubes  whistle:



eeek:
Title: Re: Gora cold
Post by: Barman on August 30, 2010, 07:22:09 AM
I will wedge a surf board between me and the general pubes  whistle:

How big are the pubes?  eeek:
Title: Re: Gora cold
Post by: Snoopy on August 30, 2010, 07:23:42 AM
I will wedge a surf board between me and the general pubes  whistle:

How big are the pubes?  eeek:

Clearly bigger than mere morstal's.
Title: Re: Gora cold
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on August 30, 2010, 07:25:12 AM
I will wedge a surf board between me and the general pubes  whistle:

How big are the pubes?  eeek:

Clearly bigger than mere morstal's.

 happy001
Dont make me laugh, it hurts!
Title: Re: Gora cold
Post by: Barman on August 30, 2010, 07:26:03 AM
I will wedge a surf board between me and the general pubes  whistle:

How big are the pubes?  eeek:

Clearly bigger than mere morstal's.

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Gora cold
Post by: GROWLER on August 30, 2010, 07:32:29 AM
It's a VP plague  eeek:

I'm not coming close to any of you just in case like  scared2:

It's only a cold MD. ::)

You're not dealing with the overactive imagination and the head drama queen of the ginger bearded bearded titmouse here you know.

Still snot flowing freely here, but I AM venturing out regardless.
I have some proper well fit peoples to watch climbing and descending a 'ill in just 30 minutes and over a course of over 4 miles! eeek:
No doubt pretty damned trivial meaningless and easy to some though mind. ::)
Title: Re: Gora cold
Post by: Nick on August 30, 2010, 07:37:12 AM
DO they wear lycra, like?

There was some top totty at that Foody Festival yesterday  eyes:
Title: Re: Gora cold
Post by: GROWLER on August 30, 2010, 07:41:02 AM
DO they wear lycra, like?

There was some top totty at that Foody Festival yesterday  eyes:

Mainly geezers that do it unfortunately, but the few wimmin that do run do tend to wear the lycra, yes.
With summer finally making a late appearance though, their will no doubt be lots and lots of top totty wandering around this 2nd rate little show that nicks others ideas, for me to oggle at, yes. cloud9: