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Title: Inconsiderate sick wimmin
Post by: Nick on August 23, 2010, 01:37:25 PM
My younger sister is in horsepickle in NOttingham. I thought I might go to visit, like.  angel1 NOW my eldest sister is in horsepickle in fooking Southampton  cussing:

Bastard sisters are so inconsiderate. SHould I charge them mileage?

Title: Re: Inconsiderate sick wimmin
Post by: Pastis on August 23, 2010, 02:13:55 PM
For a moment there I thought I was reading the Yahoo Answers thread   whistle:
Title: Re: Inconsiderate sick wimmin
Post by: Barman on August 23, 2010, 02:18:32 PM
For a moment there I thought I was reading the Yahoo Answers thread   whistle:

 drumroll:  lol: lol: lol:

I'm confusedimicated by all the Miss Nottinghams and now Miss Southampton...  noooo:
Title: Re: Inconsiderate sick wimmin
Post by: Nick on August 23, 2010, 02:25:55 PM
I have two sisters you plank  noooo:
Title: Re: Inconsiderate sick wimmin
Post by: Snoopy on August 23, 2010, 03:49:00 PM
Wish them both well from me.Which Hosp in Southampton?....There are now only two ~ used to be four...... I have been in all of them over the years.


If she is in the General my Granddad is buried in the cemetery next to it.

If she is in the South Hants you will have to park in the red light district. Look out for the dolls in the front windows. If the doll is upright the laydee is available. If dolly is laid down the laydee is busy. In the absence of dolls they use a table lamp. If it is on she is at home, if it is off she is engaged. Northumberland Road and Derby Road are the two main roads housing the laydees of the night (tho most work all day too). Park in either road and your number will be noted by local police.
Title: Re: Inconsiderate sick wimmin
Post by: Nick on August 23, 2010, 03:52:29 PM
Can you write that down for me like?
Title: Re: Inconsiderate sick wimmin
Post by: Snoopy on August 23, 2010, 04:41:48 PM
One Christmas I took over a parcel delivery round (Time and a half) and determined to rid myself of all parcels (saves time booking 'em back in when you finish) hammered on a door in Derby Road ~ When she finally opened the door and signed for her parcel she said she was sorry that she didn't have any cash in the house for a Christmas bonus but if  I fancied  a blow job I could have one "on the house".
Title: Re: Inconsiderate sick wimmin
Post by: Nick on August 23, 2010, 04:44:05 PM
She was CHerie Blair and I claim my 1 p
Title: Re: Inconsiderate sick wimmin
Post by: GROWLER on August 23, 2010, 05:09:22 PM
I have two sisters you plank  noooo:

S'cuse me. You can't talk in such rude tones to the head man like that. noooo:

You seem somewhat 'prickly' today if you don't mind nme saying so. rubschin:
Title: Re: Inconsiderate sick wimmin
Post by: Barman on August 23, 2010, 05:12:44 PM
I have two sisters you plank  noooo:

S'cuse me. You can't talk in such rude tones to the head man like that. noooo:

You seem somewhat 'prickly' today if you don't mind nme saying so. rubschin:

Quite right!  happy088

I'm not a plank - I'm a phili filisyn fillis as thick as two short ones....  sad24:
Title: Re: Inconsiderate sick wimmin
Post by: Nick on August 23, 2010, 05:16:14 PM
I have two sisters you plank  noooo:

S'cuse me. You can't talk in such rude tones to the head man like that. noooo:

You seem somewhat 'prickly' today if you don't mind nme saying so. rubschin:

Of course I am mr No 2 Plank  cussing:
Title: Re: Inconsiderate sick wimmin
Post by: Barman on August 23, 2010, 05:17:38 PM
I have two sisters you plank  noooo:

S'cuse me. You can't talk in such rude tones to the head man like that. noooo:

You seem somewhat 'prickly' today if you don't mind nme saying so. rubschin:

Of course I am mr No 2 Plank  cussing:

Nick is an prickly... um Nick....  ::)
Title: Re: Inconsiderate sick wimmin
Post by: Just One More on August 23, 2010, 05:37:45 PM
Wish them both well from me.Which Hosp in Southampton?....There are now only two ~ used to be four...... I have been in all of them over the years.


If she is in the General my Granddad is buried in the cemetery next to it.

If she is in the South Hants you will have to park in the red light district. Look out for the dolls in the front windows. If the doll is upright the laydee is available. If dolly is laid down the laydee is busy. In the absence of dolls they use a table lamp. If it is on she is at home, if it is off she is engaged. Northumberland Road and Derby Road are the two main roads housing the laydees of the night (tho most work all day too). Park in either road and your number will be noted by local police.

Your local knowledge is impressive Snoopy, I knew the roads, but not the signals. I've only just mastered OMO
Title: Re: Inconsiderate sick wimmin
Post by: GROWLER on August 23, 2010, 05:44:13 PM
Wish them both well from me.Which Hosp in Southampton?....There are now only two ~ used to be four...... I have been in all of them over the years.


If she is in the General my Granddad is buried in the cemetery next to it.



I'm sure she'll be absolutely over the friggin' moon to hear that ey? eeek:
Title: Re: Inconsiderate sick wimmin
Post by: Snoopy on August 23, 2010, 05:50:48 PM
Well that's the "new" cemetery ~I have dozens of rellies and ancestors in the "Old" one at the bottom of the Common, off Hill Lane.
Title: Re: Inconsiderate sick wimmin
Post by: Nick on August 23, 2010, 05:52:10 PM
Hospitals are always near cemeteries. COnvenient I spose. Bit depressing on the way in though  noooo:
Title: Re: Inconsiderate sick wimmin
Post by: Snoopy on August 23, 2010, 05:56:37 PM
There is also a Monumental Masons opposite the old main gates and next door to him there is a florists. Saves on petrol I 'spose.  whistle: