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Come Inside... => The Medical Centre => Topic started by: Nick on August 23, 2010, 01:37:25 PM
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My younger sister is in horsepickle in NOttingham. I thought I might go to visit, like. angel1 NOW my eldest sister is in horsepickle in fooking Southampton cussing:
Bastard sisters are so inconsiderate. SHould I charge them mileage?
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For a moment there I thought I was reading the Yahoo Answers thread whistle:
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For a moment there I thought I was reading the Yahoo Answers thread whistle:
drumroll: lol: lol: lol:
I'm confusedimicated by all the Miss Nottinghams and now Miss Southampton... noooo:
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I have two sisters you plank noooo:
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Wish them both well from me.Which Hosp in Southampton?....There are now only two ~ used to be four...... I have been in all of them over the years.
If she is in the General my Granddad is buried in the cemetery next to it.
If she is in the South Hants you will have to park in the red light district. Look out for the dolls in the front windows. If the doll is upright the laydee is available. If dolly is laid down the laydee is busy. In the absence of dolls they use a table lamp. If it is on she is at home, if it is off she is engaged. Northumberland Road and Derby Road are the two main roads housing the laydees of the night (tho most work all day too). Park in either road and your number will be noted by local police.
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Can you write that down for me like?
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One Christmas I took over a parcel delivery round (Time and a half) and determined to rid myself of all parcels (saves time booking 'em back in when you finish) hammered on a door in Derby Road ~ When she finally opened the door and signed for her parcel she said she was sorry that she didn't have any cash in the house for a Christmas bonus but if I fancied a blow job I could have one "on the house".
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She was CHerie Blair and I claim my 1 p
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I have two sisters you plank noooo:
S'cuse me. You can't talk in such rude tones to the head man like that. noooo:
You seem somewhat 'prickly' today if you don't mind nme saying so. rubschin:
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I have two sisters you plank noooo:
S'cuse me. You can't talk in such rude tones to the head man like that. noooo:
You seem somewhat 'prickly' today if you don't mind nme saying so. rubschin:
Quite right! happy088
I'm not a plank - I'm a phili filisyn fillis as thick as two short ones.... sad24:
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I have two sisters you plank noooo:
S'cuse me. You can't talk in such rude tones to the head man like that. noooo:
You seem somewhat 'prickly' today if you don't mind nme saying so. rubschin:
Of course I am mr No 2 Plank cussing:
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I have two sisters you plank noooo:
S'cuse me. You can't talk in such rude tones to the head man like that. noooo:
You seem somewhat 'prickly' today if you don't mind nme saying so. rubschin:
Of course I am mr No 2 Plank cussing:
Nick is an prickly... um Nick.... ::)
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Wish them both well from me.Which Hosp in Southampton?....There are now only two ~ used to be four...... I have been in all of them over the years.
If she is in the General my Granddad is buried in the cemetery next to it.
If she is in the South Hants you will have to park in the red light district. Look out for the dolls in the front windows. If the doll is upright the laydee is available. If dolly is laid down the laydee is busy. In the absence of dolls they use a table lamp. If it is on she is at home, if it is off she is engaged. Northumberland Road and Derby Road are the two main roads housing the laydees of the night (tho most work all day too). Park in either road and your number will be noted by local police.
Your local knowledge is impressive Snoopy, I knew the roads, but not the signals. I've only just mastered OMO
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Wish them both well from me.Which Hosp in Southampton?....There are now only two ~ used to be four...... I have been in all of them over the years.
If she is in the General my Granddad is buried in the cemetery next to it.
I'm sure she'll be absolutely over the friggin' moon to hear that ey? eeek:
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Well that's the "new" cemetery ~I have dozens of rellies and ancestors in the "Old" one at the bottom of the Common, off Hill Lane.
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Hospitals are always near cemeteries. COnvenient I spose. Bit depressing on the way in though noooo:
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There is also a Monumental Masons opposite the old main gates and next door to him there is a florists. Saves on petrol I 'spose. whistle: