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Title: Help yourself Roy
Post by: Just One More on August 21, 2010, 03:41:51 PM
I see a new member has walked in.

On your first visit it is traditional that you help yourself to a drink from the bar if Barman isn't around, and serve everybody else one too. Barman doesn't mind.

Mine's a pint
Title: Re: Help yourself Roy
Post by: Barman on August 21, 2010, 03:48:00 PM
 eeek:
Title: Re: Help yourself Roy
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on August 21, 2010, 03:52:04 PM
A large vodka martini for me thanks, err but wait till Barman goes out the back again... he is prolly still taking paracetamol every 4 hours after last night.  ;D  Oh and ello.
Title: Re: Help yourself Roy
Post by: Barman on August 21, 2010, 03:57:32 PM
Hold on, hold on! cussing:

You'll be emptying the blind box next!  evil:

Where is the blind box? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Help yourself Roy
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on August 21, 2010, 03:59:30 PM
Roy... catch!  scared2:
Title: Re: Help yourself Roy
Post by: GROWLER on August 21, 2010, 04:01:19 PM
I see a new member has walked in.

On your first visit it is traditional that you help yourself to a drink from the bar if Barman isn't around, and serve everybody else one too. Barman doesn't mind.

Mine's a pint

I'll drink to that, oh yes.
Mines a bottle please...of finest malt. eastdrink048

Welcome Roy lad.
How's it 'angin' like?
Title: Re: Help yourself Roy
Post by: Barman on August 21, 2010, 04:02:08 PM
No wonder I am so poor... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sad027.gif&hash=319986557312a331f784c14328938c3396516c7d) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Title: Re: Help yourself Roy
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 21, 2010, 08:27:31 PM
Hold on, hold on! cussing:

You'll be emptying the blind box next!  evil:

Where is the blind box? Shrugs:


8)  I was in need my dark sun glasses needed replacing.  There really wasn't much in it and I had to settle for ASDA special clip ons rather than the usual   Dolce & Gabbana ones.  I think someone had been there before me. evil:
Title: Re: Help yourself Roy
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 21, 2010, 08:37:27 PM
Welcome Roy.

A pint of Talisker for me as well please
Title: Re: Help yourself Roy
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 21, 2010, 08:39:13 PM
Bloody hell Darwin you still seem to be awake at this time of night, are you on new tablets?
Title: Re: Help yourself Roy
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 21, 2010, 08:40:33 PM
Bloody hell Darwin you still seem to be awake at this time of night, are you on new tablets?
Long nap after lunch
Title: Re: Help yourself Roy
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 21, 2010, 08:58:56 PM
Excellent. ;D
Title: Re: Help yourself Roy
Post by: GROWLER on August 21, 2010, 09:30:13 PM
Bloody hell Darwin you still seem to be awake at this time of night, are you on new tablets?
Long nap after lunch


I usually have to have a couple of naps a day, but that's simply because I'm 100% fit and able you know. whistle:
Title: Re: Help yourself Roy
Post by: Nick on August 21, 2010, 11:59:29 PM
Bugger! I have just woken up  noooo:  Werld Service beckons  noooo:
Title: Re: Help yourself Roy
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 22, 2010, 12:05:24 AM
 happy100

I am went to bed but could not sleep, am just off to have another bash at it. sleep017

Title: Re: Help yourself Roy
Post by: Barman on August 22, 2010, 06:11:35 AM
happy100

I am went to bed but could not sleep, am just off to have another bash at it. sleep017



 eyes:
Title: Re: Help yourself Roy
Post by: Just One More on August 22, 2010, 06:38:24 AM
Have one of these too  shutup:
Title: Re: Help yourself Roy
Post by: GROWLER on August 22, 2010, 07:12:13 AM
happy100

I am went to bed but could not sleep, am just off to have another bash at it. sleep017



Now if you were a geezer, I'd have to report that post. eeek:
Title: Re: Help yourself Roy
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 22, 2010, 07:44:48 AM
 nonono:  Naughty step the lot of you.
Title: Re: Help yourself Roy
Post by: Barman on August 22, 2010, 07:48:13 AM
nonono:  Naughty step the lot of you.

 redface:

I blame... um.... Shrugs:
Title: Re: Help yourself Roy
Post by: Just One More on August 22, 2010, 09:05:33 AM
I am easily led Miss C (see the M & S ad)
Title: Re: Help yourself Roy
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 22, 2010, 11:22:36 AM
I am easily led Miss C (see the M & S ad) (S & M ad)

There all corrected for you JOM. ;)
Title: Re: Help yourself Roy
Post by: Pirate on August 22, 2010, 08:18:04 PM
I am easily led Miss C (see the M & S ad) (S & M ad)

There all corrected for you JOM. ;)

Magic  happy088
Title: Re: Help yourself Roy
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 22, 2010, 08:36:10 PM
 evil:  He out did me on another thread though Pirate.  Glad to see you are more back to your old self BTW.
Title: Re: Help yourself Roy
Post by: Pirate on August 22, 2010, 09:22:20 PM
Oh...didn't you like my beckoning skull...

My first avatar was:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi36.tinypic.com%2F2920mc3.jpg&hash=0f8cda361608f760a6257e91c23d2cfaa45daf24)

but it was too much for Miss D...she came over all un-necessary like... eyes:
Title: Re: Help yourself Roy
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 23, 2010, 07:33:46 AM
Let's just say that I prefer you with your skin on. ;)
Title: Re: Help yourself Roy
Post by: Barman on August 23, 2010, 08:04:29 AM
Let's just say that I prefer you with your oilskin on. ;)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.nauticexpo.com%2Fimages_ne%2Fphoto-g%2Foilskin-148516.jpg&hash=b1b01cb88516679e2116a5e389af2b5e05863482)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Help yourself Roy
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 23, 2010, 09:35:04 AM
Is he nakid under then?
Title: Re: Help yourself Roy
Post by: Barman on August 23, 2010, 09:41:19 AM
Is he nakid under then?

Shrugs:
Title: Re: Help yourself Roy
Post by: GROWLER on August 23, 2010, 05:32:00 PM
Good to see me owld mate Roy in here anyway. cloud9:
He really does live on a boat too! Absolutely sweet as a nut. cloud9:

I just need to pursuade me other owld mate Degsy to come back now too, but he's very shy.....bit like meself really in fact. scared:
Title: Re: Help yourself Roy
Post by: Barman on August 23, 2010, 06:10:44 PM
Good to see me owld mate Roy in here anyway. cloud9:
He really does live on a boat too! Absolutely sweet as a nut. cloud9:

I just need to pursuade me other owld mate Degsy to come back now too, but he's very shy.....bit like meself really in fact. scared:

Degsy hasn't been here for 912 days!  eeek:
Title: Re: Help yourself Roy
Post by: Just One More on August 23, 2010, 06:24:02 PM
Good to see me owld mate Roy in here anyway. cloud9:
He really does live on a boat too! Absolutely sweet as a nut. cloud9:

I just need to pursuade me other owld mate Degsy to come back now too, but he's very shy.....bit like meself really in fact. scared:

Degsy hasn't been here for 912 days!  eeek:

I went past his place t'other day. Does he have cats? Should i have knocked like?


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2FCXx39.jpg&hash=b0278705c5aa387af3dd9f59f63b2d27fb7f402a) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=PqCXx39)
Title: Re: Help yourself Roy
Post by: Barman on August 23, 2010, 06:26:43 PM
Good to see me owld mate Roy in here anyway. cloud9:
He really does live on a boat too! Absolutely sweet as a nut. cloud9:

I just need to pursuade me other owld mate Degsy to come back now too, but he's very shy.....bit like meself really in fact. scared:

Degsy hasn't been here for 912 days!  eeek:

I went past his place t'other day. Does he have cats? Should i have knocked like?


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2FCXx39.jpg&hash=b0278705c5aa387af3dd9f59f63b2d27fb7f402a) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=PqCXx39)


 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Help yourself Roy
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 23, 2010, 08:19:24 PM
Good to see me owld mate Roy in here anyway. cloud9:
He really does live on a boat too! Absolutely sweet as a nut. cloud9:

I just need to pursuade me other owld mate Degsy to come back now too, but he's very shy.....bit like meself really in fact. scared:

Degsy hasn't been here for 912 days!  eeek:

I went past his place t'other day. Does he have cats? Should i have knocked like?


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2FCXx39.jpg&hash=b0278705c5aa387af3dd9f59f63b2d27fb7f402a) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=PqCXx39)

lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Help yourself Roy
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 24, 2010, 04:56:39 PM
Oh...didn't you like my beckoning skull...

My first avatar was:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi36.tinypic.com%2F2920mc3.jpg&hash=0f8cda361608f760a6257e91c23d2cfaa45daf24)

but it was too much for Miss D...she came over all un-necessary like... eyes:

Say WOT !!!!!!

Has that scurvy attacked yer brain cells  lol:
Title: Re: Help yourself Roy
Post by: Snoopy on August 24, 2010, 05:03:34 PM
Oh...didn't you like my beckoning skull...

My first avatar was:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi36.tinypic.com%2F2920mc3.jpg&hash=0f8cda361608f760a6257e91c23d2cfaa45daf24)

but it was too much for Miss D...she came over all un-necessary like... eyes:

Say WOT !!!!!!

Has that scurvy attacked yer brain cells  lol:

No .................... but it is still looking for them  8)
Title: Re: Help yourself Roy
Post by: Pirate on August 24, 2010, 09:59:21 PM
It?...I wouldn't even call my dog that...thanks...
Title: Re: Help yourself Roy
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 25, 2010, 07:59:57 AM
I think "it" meant the scurvy rather than yourself like.
Title: Re: Help yourself Roy
Post by: Snoopy on August 25, 2010, 08:41:50 AM
It did Uncle.