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Title: This whole sex and gonads stuff
Post by: Nick on August 17, 2010, 08:19:25 PM
OK. SO I find wimmin's bits quite interesting, like. Not all of them wimmin mind you, just some. But, as a man, and not remotely gay, I find men's bodies frankly disgusting.  sick2:

But it seems that wiimin, apart from lesbians like, seem to find men interesting (physically, like) Are they pretending or what?  rubschin:

I mean, look at BM. WHo in their right mind would find him attractive?

This all triggered by Tipsy's remarks about plums  sick2:

Title: Re: This whole sex and gonads stuff
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on August 17, 2010, 08:42:57 PM
Well as I seem to be responsible for this somewhat....

I, personally, would say a man's eyes and hands are the things which I find attractive. shrugs:
Title: Re: This whole sex and gonads stuff
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 17, 2010, 08:46:27 PM
 rubschin:



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Title: Re: This whole sex and gonads stuff
Post by: Pirate on August 17, 2010, 08:49:18 PM

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Title: Re: This whole sex and gonads stuff
Post by: Barman on August 18, 2010, 05:30:05 AM


I mean, look at BM. WHo in their right mind would find him attractive?



 evil:
Title: Re: This whole sex and gonads stuff
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 18, 2010, 08:12:15 AM
To be fair, you could say the same about gingers Nick...  whistle:
Title: Re: This whole sex and gonads stuff
Post by: GROWLER on August 18, 2010, 09:58:53 AM
To be fair, you could say the same about gingers Nick...  whistle:

Yes, and gingers with fat arses too. ::)
Title: Re: This whole sex and gonads stuff
Post by: barmisspah? on August 18, 2010, 12:14:07 PM
Well, speaking as a wummin like, I don't find wummins bits that interesting at all actually.
Title: Re: This whole sex and gonads stuff
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 21, 2010, 09:49:01 AM
Also speaking as a woman, at least in this instance, I don't find women's bits interesting, however I can look at a woman either clothed or unclothed and think that she is attractive.  Not in a sexual sense but because she has a nice body, is wearing clothes that suit her the list goes on.

I can look at men in much the same way although your men's parts can be a tad distracting.  When the first blokey mag for women was published I was about 16 my aunt purchased a copy and the centrefold was a very attractive fit young man on a windsurfing board, all well and good but his willy was just sort of flapping about, sexual appeal for me would have been same young man same pose but wearing shorts or summat.

Will try and find some pics later.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.postimage.org%2F1vBo0.jpg&hash=675e603ac36a0a5a25c514eae97da0a71d386e31) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=Ts1vBo0)

Stunning in IMHO. Her nude pics are great. Would I have wanted to fiddle with her wummans bits? No.  Am I turned on? No. Do I have the urge to stare at her wummans bits? No.  Do I think she is stunningly attractive? Yes.
Title: Re: This whole sex and gonads stuff
Post by: GROWLER on August 21, 2010, 09:57:25 AM
Also speaking as a woman, at least in this instance, I don't find women's bits interesting, however I can look at a woman either clothed or unclothed and think that she is attractive.  Not in a sexual sense but because she has a nice body, is wearing clothes that suit her the list goes on.

I can look at men in much the same way although your men's parts can be a tad distracting.  When the first blokey mag for women was published I was about 16 my aunt purchased a copy and the centrefold was a very attractive fit young man on a windsurfing board, all well and good but his willy was just sort of flapping about, sexual appeal for me would have been same young man same pose but wearing shorts or summat.

Will try and find some pics later.

You REALLY don't have to go to the trouble you know...please. sick2:
Title: Re: This whole sex and gonads stuff
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 21, 2010, 10:07:07 AM
And I was going to post one of my better topless pictures on here. I am deeply hurt and am going for a quiet sulk.


Whilst I am gone look at my new all edited previous post you naughty bear. ;)
Title: Re: This whole sex and gonads stuff
Post by: GROWLER on August 21, 2010, 10:11:36 AM
And I was going to post one of my better topless pictures on here. I am deeply hurt and am going for a quiet sulk.


Whilst I am gone look at my new all edited previous post you naughty bear. ;)

You've moved the goalposts now you troutess. Banghead



Bring 'em on! cloud9:
Title: Re: This whole sex and gonads stuff
Post by: Barman on August 21, 2010, 10:14:55 AM
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Stunning in IMHO. Her nude pics are great. Would I have wanted to fiddle with her wummans bits? YES!  Am I turned on? YES! Do I have the urge to stare at her wummans bits? YES!  Do I think she is stunningly attractive? Yes.

 Drool:
Title: Re: This whole sex and gonads stuff
Post by: GROWLER on August 21, 2010, 10:27:22 AM
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Stunning in IMHO. Her nude pics are great. Would I have wanted to fiddle with her wummans bits? YES!  Am I turned on? YES! Do I have the urge to stare at her wummans bits? YES!  Do I think she is stunningly attractive? Yes.

 Drool:


Or to wrap all that up in one werd p'raps...SHAG!
Title: Re: This whole sex and gonads stuff
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 21, 2010, 10:52:18 AM
Google Lee Miller and enjoy.
Title: Re: This whole sex and gonads stuff
Post by: Nick on August 21, 2010, 10:57:21 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRF-D8JcVjs&NR=1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRF-D8JcVjs&NR=1)
 whistle:
Title: Re: This whole sex and gonads stuff
Post by: Barman on August 21, 2010, 11:57:45 AM
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: This whole sex and gonads stuff
Post by: Pastis on August 21, 2010, 03:38:40 PM
So, Nick, has this thread brought you to any conclusions?
Title: Re: This whole sex and gonads stuff
Post by: Nick on August 21, 2010, 03:43:36 PM
Nope
Title: Re: This whole sex and gonads stuff
Post by: Snoopy on August 21, 2010, 08:18:09 PM
His Kleenex are still in the box so to speak.
Title: Re: This whole sex and gonads stuff
Post by: Pirate on August 21, 2010, 08:29:27 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRF-D8JcVjs&NR=1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRF-D8JcVjs&NR=1)
 whistle:


I almost thought that was Miss D...until the clowns came on...
Title: Re: This whole sex and gonads stuff
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 21, 2010, 08:34:53 PM
Above or below though, I think we should be told.
Title: Re: This whole sex and gonads stuff
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 22, 2010, 12:01:42 AM
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Stunning in IMHO. Her nude pics are great. Would I have wanted to fiddle with her wummans bits? YES!  Am I turned on? YES! Do I have the urge to stare at her wummans bits? YES!  Do I think she is stunningly attractive? Yes.

 Drool:


Or to wrap all that up in one werd p'raps...SHAG!

She's been dead a while so prolly best not to shag if only for the following reasons...
a) I believe it is illegal
b) she will be all skin and bones. literally!
Title: Re: This whole sex and gonads stuff
Post by: Barman on August 22, 2010, 06:12:24 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRF-D8JcVjs&NR=1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRF-D8JcVjs&NR=1)
 whistle:


I almost thought that was Miss D...until the clowns came on...

 drumroll:  lol: lol: lol: