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Title: Celibacy
Post by: Just One More on August 10, 2010, 07:38:16 PM

Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.

While attending a group marriage counselling session, Ken and his wife, Janet, listened to the instructor declare, 'It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.'

He then addressed the men, 'Can you name and describe your wife's favourite flower?'

Ken leaned over, touched Janet’s arm gently, and whispered, "Homepride, isn't it ?"


And thus began Ken’s life of celibacy

Title: Re: Celibacy
Post by: Pirate on August 10, 2010, 09:25:49 PM

 happy001 happy001

Title: Re: Celibacy
Post by: Pirate on August 10, 2010, 09:27:24 PM

Mine started when I bought the wife a frying pan for a wedding present...it was only a joke like...