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Title: Me and My Mahoosive Gob!
Post by: Barman on August 04, 2010, 08:30:48 AM
Just leaving the house yesterday when the SiL turned up with my niece... They mentioned that they were trying to book an oliday but couldn't find anywhere so I said 'you should come to Cyprus'....  noooo:

They are arriving next Wednesday...  Banghead
Title: Re: Me and My Mahoosive Gob!
Post by: Nick on August 04, 2010, 08:32:03 AM
DO they have bikinis?  eyes:
Title: Re: Me and My Mahoosive Gob!
Post by: Barman on August 04, 2010, 08:35:31 AM
DO they have bikinis?  eyes:

Well... I expect so....  ::)
Title: Re: Me and My Mahoosive Gob!
Post by: GROWLER on August 04, 2010, 08:37:05 AM
More werk NOT being done on 'Me Mi ' then I suppose.  ::)

You runnin' a bloody free for all 'oliday club out there or summat?
Title: Re: Me and My Mahoosive Gob!
Post by: Barman on August 04, 2010, 08:40:38 AM
More werk NOT being done on 'Me Mi ' then I suppose.  ::)

You runnin' a bloody free for all 'oliday club out there or summat?

I shall rent them a car... Me Mi progress will NOT be interrupted I can assure you....  cussing:
Title: Re: Me and My Mahoosive Gob!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 04, 2010, 08:54:26 AM
You just don't wanna be alone do ya  lol:
Title: Re: Me and My Mahoosive Gob!
Post by: GROWLER on August 04, 2010, 08:57:49 AM
When's Mrs BM comin' 'ome then?
 Never 'ear about her anymore and I miss her. cry:
Title: Re: Me and My Mahoosive Gob!
Post by: Nick on August 04, 2010, 08:59:59 AM
Get yerself to Epsom then. ::)
Title: Re: Me and My Mahoosive Gob!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 04, 2010, 09:00:07 AM
You have us  sad24:
Title: Re: Me and My Mahoosive Gob!
Post by: Barman on August 04, 2010, 09:07:35 AM
Get yerself to Epsom then. ::)

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Me and My Mahoosive Gob!
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 04, 2010, 09:30:46 AM
Just leaving the house yesterday when the SiL turned up with my niece... They mentioned that they were trying to book an oliday but couldn't find anywhere so I said 'you should come to Cyprus'....  noooo:

They are arriving next Wednesday...  Banghead

You barely have time to clean and air the guest quarters and remove all the dead goats from the pool what are you doing on here man you should be cleaning.
Title: Re: Me and My Mahoosive Gob!
Post by: Barman on August 04, 2010, 10:16:27 AM
Just leaving the house yesterday when the SiL turned up with my niece... They mentioned that they were trying to book an oliday but couldn't find anywhere so I said 'you should come to Cyprus'....  noooo:

They are arriving next Wednesday...  Banghead

You barely have time to clean and air the guest quarters and remove all the dead goats from the pool what are you doing on here man you should be cleaning.

I have a week yet... how filthy do you think Miss D left it...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Me and My Mahoosive Gob!
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 04, 2010, 10:35:18 AM
 Shrugs:  But clean you must...

BM gets ready for family visit?


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.postimage.org%2F1YRG0.jpg&hash=6ed7ebddf3d9ee53911675d71b812ffdeb52ab8f) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=Ts1YRG0)
Title: Re: Me and My Mahoosive Gob!
Post by: Barman on August 04, 2010, 10:36:19 AM
Shrugs:  But clean you must...

BM gets ready for family visit?


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.postimage.org%2F1YRG0.jpg&hash=6ed7ebddf3d9ee53911675d71b812ffdeb52ab8f) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=Ts1YRG0)


WTF?  eeek:
Title: Re: Me and My Mahoosive Gob!
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 04, 2010, 11:21:47 AM
I know that you said no photos but I couldn't resist.
Title: Re: Me and My Mahoosive Gob!
Post by: Barman on August 04, 2010, 11:22:39 AM
I know that you said no photos but I couldn't resist.

 evil: