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Title: The cane
Post by: GROWLER on July 14, 2007, 12:59:18 PM
Just been reading more shite from the Growler jnrs shool headmaster.

He's complaining about disruptive pupils that are preventing staff from doing the job they are employed to do, i.e. TEACH.

He is therefore adopting a new approach next term, by ensuring his staff make notes about the disruptive pupils, and getting the parents of said morons to come in to be interviewed with a view to dragging these kids in on a saturday morning for extra tuition as some sort of detention/punishment.
He would value the opinions of parents on this new and forward thinking idea, as to wheather we think it would work or not, and would also value any other suggestions.

Yea right. ::)

Quite simple really, and as I've said 'til Im blue in the bastard face, there is only one solution....BRING BACK THE CANE, and bring back the power to school teachers to twat these little bastards around the face if they step out of line.
I'm heartily sick to death of all this mealy mouthed political correctness human rights total utter utter utter garbage. It HAS wrecked our society, but those in power are just too blind to see it.
 
It woked in my day, and the vast majority saw it as a damned good deterrent to behave too.
I appreciate that this will be rejected  as it's against the law now, so we'll meanwhile keep plodding on watching the behaviour slump to even lower depths as the years roll by. evil:

Roll on the big black bus. I almost at the stage of looking forward to the ride. ::)


All above is just the opinion of Father Christmas.
 Growler is currently seeking and hunting  the whereabouts of a vicious poisonous reptile, just one of many that see bad behaviour as some sort of fun challenge, and to cause as much disruption and heartcache as possible.
He is not a happy teddy today but passes on his best wishes.
Title: Re: The cane
Post by: Snoopy on July 14, 2007, 01:04:23 PM
Like it or not (and I do not!!!) we're stuck with it.

I have been watching and fighting this crap since 1973 when my eldest started school and all that time I've been saying "the pendulum will swing back again". I'm still waiting  ::)
Title: Re: The cane
Post by: GROWLER on July 14, 2007, 01:14:59 PM
http://www.archivist.f2s.com/cpa/stateschools.htm


We are not alone with our thoughts then, so WHY won't they listen to the MAJORITY? ::)
I'll show my Christmas bells and sack on the Town Hall steps if we didn't see a vast improvement in class room behaviour within 2 years
Title: Re: The cane
Post by: Snoopy on July 14, 2007, 01:25:07 PM
Well for starters we all have a vote and the right to ask our would be MPs if they support our views. If they do not then they don't get our votes.

However, IMHO, the big problem is the number of female teachers in all schools. My daughter attends a local high school where the teaching staff of 180 is over 80% female ..... most are smaller than the louts they are supposed to be teaching and many look as if they are on work experience. What chance have they got? My teachers were all ex-forces and all male (OK I went to a boys school and the sister school was all Girls with an all female staff. BUT even the female teachers had some experience of the Land Army if not actual service in the forces because we are talking the 1950s when the war was still a very recent experience for all adults. Those Lady Teachers could and did also wield a cane when appropriate.

There will have to be a backlash one day because we are not all going to go on being pushed around by these idiots. I hope I live to see it.
Title: Re: The cane
Post by: Landlady on July 14, 2007, 04:09:54 PM
Back in way back then I went to a SE mixed Comp Scholl (told you I was thick previously  redface: and had failed my 11+) and I did something naughty, which in my defence was beacuse I was sticking up for another lesser abled pupil but the bottom line was that I was the onewho got caught  eeek: so 'fair cop and all that and after having been marched to the headmaster's office and stood outside for the mandatory embarasing 10 minutes so EVERBODY knows you are in 'poo street' escorted in and no. I didn't get the cane, but I did get the slipper for my misdemour and I deserved it and took my punishment with as much good grace as I could, also accompanied by having to take home a 'sealed' letter to my parents - which no I most certainly didn't even think about opening' - telling them why I had received the slipper. However that all said once the punsihment was metted out and recorded we all move on and that was my one and only experience of (otherthan special BM bedroom requests of course  ::)) a short sharp shock!!

Bring CP back- it works ........................

PS) Growler - come back in yor previous avatar - I thought your shiny new white coat was sexy!!! DOn;t know quite waht to make of the FC garb?
Title: Re: The cane
Post by: Landlady on July 14, 2007, 04:12:05 PM
Back in way back then I went to a SE mixed Comp Scholl (told you I was thick previously  redface: and had failed my 11+) and I did something naughty, which in my defence was beacuse I was sticking up for another lesser abled pupil but the bottom line was that I was the onewho got caught  eeek: so 'fair cop and all that and after having been marched to the headmaster's office and stood outside for the mandatory embarasing 10 minutes so EVERBODY knows you are in 'poo street' escorted in and no. I didn't get the cane, but I did get the slipper for my misdemour and I deserved it and took my punishment with as much good grace as I could, also accompanied by having to take home a 'sealed' letter to my parents - which no I most certainly didn't even think about opening' - telling them why I had received the slipper. However that all said once the punsihment was metted out and recorded we all move on and that was my one and only experience of (otherthan special BM bedroom requests of course  ::)) a short sharp shock!!

Bring CP back- it works ........................

PS) Growler - come back in yor previous avatar - I thought your shiny new white coat was sexy!!! DOn;t know quite waht to make of the FC garb?


In my defence I have tried to type this without my glasses on - obviously NOT a good idea - smite me as you wish then for being a lazy B and not going abck downstairs to get the monicals  8)
Title: Re: The cane
Post by: Snoopy on July 14, 2007, 04:13:07 PM
Back in way back then I went to a SE mixed Comp Scholl (told you I was thick previously  redface: and had failed my 11+) and I did something naughty, which in my defence was beacuse I was sticking up for another lesser abled pupil but the bottom line was that I was the onewho got caught  eeek: so 'fair cop and all that and after having been marched to the headmaster's office and stood outside for the mandatory embarasing 10 minutes so EVERBODY knows you are in 'poo street' escorted in and no. I didn't get the cane, but I did get the slipper for my misdemour and I deserved it and took my punishment with as much good grace as I could, also accompanied by having to take home a 'sealed' letter to my parents - which no I most certainly didn't even think about opening' - telling them why I had received the slipper. However that all said once the punsihment was metted out and recorded we all move on and that was my one and only experience of (otherthan special BM bedroom requests of course  ::)) a short sharp shock!!

Bring CP back- it works ........................

PS) Growler - come back in yor previous avatar - I thought your shiny new white coat was sexy!!! DOn;t know quite waht to make of the FC garb?


Dear Landlady
Please take this note to the Barman.

Dear Barman
Please lock up the gin.
Yours
Snoopy lol:
Title: Re: The cane
Post by: Snoopy on July 14, 2007, 04:14:10 PM
PS
And please make sure she uses her specs in future.whip:
Title: Re: The cane
Post by: Landlady on July 14, 2007, 04:57:53 PM
PS
And please make sure she uses her specs in future.whip:

Spec's are on - thank you  razz:
Males it much more easier to find the secret (well not now I guess) IV of Gin kind Mrs. Bar Wench secreted in the powder room for me and all the other lady dipso's..........  shocked003  and you lot of boys thught we just popped in there to 'powder' our noses and buy the tampax  shocked003 shocked003 shocked003 shocked003 shocked003 shocked003 shocked003
Title: Re: The cane
Post by: GROWLER on July 14, 2007, 04:58:38 PM
THE Bear has just come in looking very weary and mucky, looked over my shoulder and read your comments Landlady...and he sort of giggled in a growly sort of way. scared2:

He apologises for his lack of avatar, but his coat is very dirty, and covered in brambles and blood. Not a pretty sight. noooo:
1 less in the gene pool it seems. I haven't dared to ask.eeek:
Title: Re: The cane
Post by: Landlady on July 14, 2007, 04:59:15 PM
PS
And please make sure she uses her specs in future.whip:

Spec's are on - thank you  razz:
Males it much more easier to find the secret (well not now I guess) IV of Gin kind Mrs. Bar Wench secreted in the powder room for me and all the other lady dipso's..........  shocked003  and you lot of boys thught we just popped in there to 'powder' our noses and buy the tampax  shocked003 shocked003 shocked003 shocked003 shocked003 shocked003 shocked003

Okay so MAYBE I just can't tpye or spell tonight - perhaps I should turn on the light  rubschin:  
Title: Re: The cane
Post by: Landlady on July 14, 2007, 05:03:38 PM
THE Bear has just come in looking very weary and mucky, looked over my shoulder and read your comments Landlady...and he sort of giggled in a growly sort of way. scared2:

He apologises for his lack of avatar, but his coat is very dirty, and covered in brambles and blood. Not a pretty sight. noooo:
1 less in the gene pool it seems. I haven't dared to ask.eeek:

I don't really mind what your avatar picture is but I did think the new white fur coat was VERY posh  razz:
However if you are happy with a Father Christmas avatar can I please book my place on your knee to hear my present wish list sometime from early Nov 07 onwards  eyes: eyes: eyes: eyes:
   
Title: Re: The cane
Post by: Barman on July 14, 2007, 05:51:54 PM
Note to Santa ? start knee exercises...  whistle:
Title: Re: The cane
Post by: Landlady on July 14, 2007, 05:54:53 PM
Note to Santa ? start knee exercises...  whistle:

As Barman knows I like firm and taught knee muscles - capable of good felxing and uplift , whey hay  eyes: eyes: eyes:
Title: Re: The cane
Post by: Barman on July 14, 2007, 05:57:08 PM
Note to Santa ? get health insurance that covers broken bones...  ::)
Title: Re: The cane
Post by: Snoopy on July 14, 2007, 06:37:23 PM
Is this a "Come, sit on my lap little girl and we'll talk about the first thing that comes up?" moment
Title: Re: The cane
Post by: GROWLER on July 14, 2007, 07:45:25 PM
Bloody disgusting you lot. ::)

I'll be well gone back into hibernation very soon, just as soon as GROWLER gets back from his exploits and hunting expeditions. He has got cubs to feed you know.
 Wasn't hungary tonight when he got in strangely enough, and I thought he looked a bit pale too tbh. confused:
He's definately not happy though, muttering and cursing about schemes and revenge or something. eeek:
I'd advise to keep well out of his way until he's calmed down as I've seen him lose it...not nice, not nice at all. noooo:
Title: Re: The cane
Post by: Nick on July 14, 2007, 08:15:37 PM
I was down his swamp earlier. Is Growler buried beneath it?  All I saw was his old Land Rover.

And a stake............... scared2:
Title: Re: The cane
Post by: GROWLER on July 14, 2007, 08:25:37 PM
I was down his swamp earlier. Is Growler buried beneath it?  All I saw was his old Land Rover.

And a stake............... scared2:

Christ! Haven't the local tossers set fire to it yet? ::)

He was down there late on this afternoon, rummaging in the undergrowth.
He's apparently going down there tomorrow morning to ravage the hedges in his rage at the entrance. eeek: