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Title: Miss D goosed?
Post by: tel on July 28, 2010, 05:06:46 PM
Well just about everything else has been.   razz:
Title: Re: Miss D goosed?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 28, 2010, 05:10:37 PM
I feel like it ..... noooo:

Day 3 out of a 4 day course. We had to ask for a lunch break at half one as she had been prattling on since 8.45

Had to take an exam this afternoon  noooo:

Full of Japanese words and a billion feckin acronoyms

Lost the battle of the sniggers this afternoon as she kept talking about designing 'waste ' out of processes ...or as the Japanese would refer to it as Poka Yoke and one of the blokes on our table asked if this was related to Poka Mon  lol:
Title: Re: Miss D goosed?
Post by: Nick on July 28, 2010, 05:14:47 PM
Wot is this shite about?
Title: Re: Miss D goosed?
Post by: GROWLER on July 28, 2010, 05:57:20 PM
Wot is this shite about?

I was wonderin' that meself like. confused:
Goosed seems to be the werd of the week dun'it like? whistle:

All my fault cus of the mobby blower thread I suppose. Sorry. redface:
Title: Re: Miss D goosed?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 28, 2010, 07:15:19 PM
Goosed    
Old school definition: to pinch someone's buttocks, hopefully the opposite sex, but hey, you take what you get. Always associated in my
mind with a British accent....

Goosed       
To apply pressure on one's taint (or space between genitalia and anus), preferably of the opposite sex

Goosed    
The act of a dog putting their nose in your frontal crotch area.

Goosed
   
Mancunian slang for broken. Can also mean tired.

Goosed    
Goosed is old school slang for fucked, coming from the rhyming slang Goose and Duck, therefore to goose someone is to fuck them, if you've goosed someone then it's the passed tense 'Fucked'

Goosed       
To have the mic taken out of you. if someone was to impersonate you in a comedic way. To make fun of.

 rubschin:




Title: Re: Miss D goosed?
Post by: Nick on July 28, 2010, 07:30:13 PM
1.2,3 and 5 then  angel1
Title: Re: Miss D goosed?
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 28, 2010, 07:54:27 PM
Let me guess Miss D, Kaizen, Six Sigma or Lean.  lol:
Title: Re: Miss D goosed?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 28, 2010, 07:56:03 PM
Spot on GM ... definitely Kaizen and not six Sigma though    ;D
Title: Re: Miss D goosed?
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 28, 2010, 09:16:48 PM
The minute you said Japanese, acronyms and designing waste it was pretty much a given. Did some Six Sigma stuff a while back but I couldnt convince the company to put me on the course. Seeing how much you can get as a Master Black Belt these days I'm gutted.  noooo:

This may help

http://www.dummies.com/how-to/content/lean-for-dummies-cheat-sheet.html

 whistle:
Title: Re: Miss D goosed?
Post by: GROWLER on July 28, 2010, 10:01:47 PM
Goosed   
Mancunian slang for broken. Can also mean tired.


That is the context in which I use the werd.
Just a bit disappointed that it appears to hail or hale or whatever from bloody Munterchester. ::)
Title: Re: Miss D goosed?
Post by: tel on July 29, 2010, 08:24:11 AM
Us southerners do have a better use of the word  razz:

Oh, and it's more enjoyable (if you don't get yer face slapped)
Title: Re: Miss D goosed?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 29, 2010, 07:00:41 PM
I am goosed  surrender: surrender: surrender:

Finished my course ...passed my exam  angel1...now have to do a freakin project  Banghead

Went back to the office after course finished to find all sort of shite had hit the fan  cussing:

My boss goes on leave tomorrow

Goosed ...goosed...goosed.....goosed ...goosed
Title: Re: Miss D goosed?
Post by: Pastis on July 29, 2010, 07:09:43 PM
The Silly Season doesn't start 'til Sunday 1st August ... relax for a couple of days  whistle:
Celebrate passing your exam and forget about committing seppuku  8)
Title: Re: Miss D goosed?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 29, 2010, 07:13:08 PM
Poka yoke 8)
Title: Re: Miss D goosed?
Post by: Barman on July 29, 2010, 07:14:28 PM
Poka okey  8)

 Shrugs:
Title: Re: Miss D goosed?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 29, 2010, 07:15:50 PM
poka yoke - is a Japanese term that means "fail-safing" or "mistake-proofing"

Title: Re: Miss D goosed?
Post by: Nick on July 29, 2010, 07:16:51 PM
They gave you homewerk?  eeek:

Buy a dog. QUick.
Title: Re: Miss D goosed?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 29, 2010, 07:18:36 PM
Not homework...a project ...I have 12 months to complete  eeek:

I did ask if they are being realistic as expecting anyone to still have a job in any local authority in the next 12 months might be pushing your luck a bit  noooo:
Title: Re: Miss D goosed?
Post by: Pastis on July 29, 2010, 07:24:28 PM
MissD's new job in customer service  whistle:

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Hai! Domo arigato! Mushi mushi! Hai Domo arigato!
Title: Re: Miss D goosed?
Post by: Barman on July 29, 2010, 07:25:31 PM
They gave you homewerk?  eeek:

Buy a dog. QUick.

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Miss D goosed?
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 29, 2010, 09:03:54 PM
Not homework...a project ...I have 12 months to complete  eeek:

I did ask if they are being realistic as expecting anyone to still have a job in any local authority in the next 12 months might be pushing your luck a bit  noooo:

So its the full accreditation, not just certification then?
Title: Re: Miss D goosed?
Post by: GROWLER on July 29, 2010, 09:08:54 PM
Not homework...a project ...I have 12 months to complete  eeek:

I did ask if they are being realistic as expecting anyone to still have a job in any local authority in the next 12 months might be pushing your luck a bit  noooo:

Homewerk, project, whatever.
Beggars bloody belief. eeek:

Wouldn't your gaffers actually be better employed finding ways and means of offering their customers a better value for money service, and encouraging you's lot to get on with your damned jobs, rather than all this tooling and poncing around like a bunch of rancid wanabe scoohell teachers, bloody tossers.

 
Title: Re: Miss D goosed?
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 30, 2010, 05:19:27 PM
It depends Growler, when Toyota first developed and implemented Kaizen theory they improved efficiency and saved a small fortune by streamlining and optimising their processes. I've seen GE use Six Sigma to mich the same effect. Given the amount of waste and incompetence in local government (no I'm noy including Miss D in that) as long as there is proper support for these projects and they are carried out properly then the benefits far outweigh the costs.
Title: Re: Miss D goosed?
Post by: Pirate on July 30, 2010, 09:20:44 PM
Toyota?...how many recalls?
Title: Re: Miss D goosed?
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 30, 2010, 09:25:35 PM
This was back int he 80s/90s IIRC
Title: Re: Miss D goosed?
Post by: Barman on July 31, 2010, 06:30:25 AM
Toyota?...how many recalls?

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Miss D goosed?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 31, 2010, 07:28:20 AM
Toyota?...how many recalls?

Apparently that was because the Toyota franchises in North America were not allowed to follow the same principles of production as they do in Japan and so it all went Pete Tong ...apparently like
Title: Re: Miss D goosed?
Post by: Barman on July 31, 2010, 07:30:57 AM
Toyota?...how many recalls?

Apparently that was because the Toyota franchises in North America were not allowed to follow the same principles of production as they do in Japan and so it all went Pete Tong ...apparently like

But they would say that wouldn't they....?  noooo:
Title: Re: Miss D goosed?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 31, 2010, 07:32:24 AM
Hence the number of 'apparently's '  lol: