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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: tel on July 28, 2010, 05:06:46 PM
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Well just about everything else has been. razz:
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I feel like it ..... noooo:
Day 3 out of a 4 day course. We had to ask for a lunch break at half one as she had been prattling on since 8.45
Had to take an exam this afternoon noooo:
Full of Japanese words and a billion feckin acronoyms
Lost the battle of the sniggers this afternoon as she kept talking about designing 'waste ' out of processes ...or as the Japanese would refer to it as Poka Yoke and one of the blokes on our table asked if this was related to Poka Mon lol:
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Wot is this shite about?
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Wot is this shite about?
I was wonderin' that meself like. confused:
Goosed seems to be the werd of the week dun'it like? whistle:
All my fault cus of the mobby blower thread I suppose. Sorry. redface:
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Goosed
Old school definition: to pinch someone's buttocks, hopefully the opposite sex, but hey, you take what you get. Always associated in my
mind with a British accent....
Goosed
To apply pressure on one's taint (or space between genitalia and anus), preferably of the opposite sex
Goosed
The act of a dog putting their nose in your frontal crotch area.
Goosed
Mancunian slang for broken. Can also mean tired.
Goosed
Goosed is old school slang for fucked, coming from the rhyming slang Goose and Duck, therefore to goose someone is to fuck them, if you've goosed someone then it's the passed tense 'Fucked'
Goosed
To have the mic taken out of you. if someone was to impersonate you in a comedic way. To make fun of.
rubschin:
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1.2,3 and 5 then angel1
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Let me guess Miss D, Kaizen, Six Sigma or Lean. lol:
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Spot on GM ... definitely Kaizen and not six Sigma though ;D
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The minute you said Japanese, acronyms and designing waste it was pretty much a given. Did some Six Sigma stuff a while back but I couldnt convince the company to put me on the course. Seeing how much you can get as a Master Black Belt these days I'm gutted. noooo:
This may help
http://www.dummies.com/how-to/content/lean-for-dummies-cheat-sheet.html
whistle:
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Goosed
Mancunian slang for broken. Can also mean tired.
That is the context in which I use the werd.
Just a bit disappointed that it appears to hail or hale or whatever from bloody Munterchester. ::)
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Us southerners do have a better use of the word razz:
Oh, and it's more enjoyable (if you don't get yer face slapped)
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I am goosed surrender: surrender: surrender:
Finished my course ...passed my exam angel1...now have to do a freakin project Banghead
Went back to the office after course finished to find all sort of shite had hit the fan cussing:
My boss goes on leave tomorrow
Goosed ...goosed...goosed.....goosed ...goosed
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The Silly Season doesn't start 'til Sunday 1st August ... relax for a couple of days whistle:
Celebrate passing your exam and forget about committing seppuku 8)
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Poka yoke 8)
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Poka okey 8)
Shrugs:
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poka yoke - is a Japanese term that means "fail-safing" or "mistake-proofing"
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They gave you homewerk? eeek:
Buy a dog. QUick.
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Not homework...a project ...I have 12 months to complete eeek:
I did ask if they are being realistic as expecting anyone to still have a job in any local authority in the next 12 months might be pushing your luck a bit noooo:
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MissD's new job in customer service whistle:
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Hai! Domo arigato! Mushi mushi! Hai Domo arigato!
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They gave you homewerk? eeek:
Buy a dog. QUick.
lol: lol: lol:
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Not homework...a project ...I have 12 months to complete eeek:
I did ask if they are being realistic as expecting anyone to still have a job in any local authority in the next 12 months might be pushing your luck a bit noooo:
So its the full accreditation, not just certification then?
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Not homework...a project ...I have 12 months to complete eeek:
I did ask if they are being realistic as expecting anyone to still have a job in any local authority in the next 12 months might be pushing your luck a bit noooo:
Homewerk, project, whatever.
Beggars bloody belief. eeek:
Wouldn't your gaffers actually be better employed finding ways and means of offering their customers a better value for money service, and encouraging you's lot to get on with your damned jobs, rather than all this tooling and poncing around like a bunch of rancid wanabe scoohell teachers, bloody tossers.
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It depends Growler, when Toyota first developed and implemented Kaizen theory they improved efficiency and saved a small fortune by streamlining and optimising their processes. I've seen GE use Six Sigma to mich the same effect. Given the amount of waste and incompetence in local government (no I'm noy including Miss D in that) as long as there is proper support for these projects and they are carried out properly then the benefits far outweigh the costs.
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Toyota?...how many recalls?
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This was back int he 80s/90s IIRC
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Toyota?...how many recalls?
drumroll:
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Toyota?...how many recalls?
Apparently that was because the Toyota franchises in North America were not allowed to follow the same principles of production as they do in Japan and so it all went Pete Tong ...apparently like
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Toyota?...how many recalls?
Apparently that was because the Toyota franchises in North America were not allowed to follow the same principles of production as they do in Japan and so it all went Pete Tong ...apparently like
But they would say that wouldn't they....? noooo:
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Hence the number of 'apparently's ' lol: