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Title: Bloody Jehovahs
Post by: Just One More on July 28, 2010, 06:04:15 AM: Source (http://www.league.quins.co.uk/news/12005.php)

Please be aware there is a large event taking place at Twickenham Stadium this Saturday and parking restrictions apply. Please read on for further details.
The annual Watchtower Convention takes place at Twickenham Stadium this weekend with up to 25,000 visitors expected to attend between 9-5pm.
The car park in front of the Twickenham Stoop will be open as normal to Parking Pass holders and £5 per car for other users. However the Rosebine car park will not be available to supporters.

Additional parking is available in the Richmond College car park. This car park is managed by the college and they are likely to charge in the region of £25. Parking in the surrounding streets of Twickenham will be subject to the usual restrictions.

The Twickenham Stoop is a short walk from Twickenham Railway Station which is well served by trains from London Waterloo, Clapham Junction, Richmond, Kingston and beyond.

For futher help planning your visit to the Stoop visit Transport for London and National Rail Enquiries

Tickets for Harlequins v Hull FC are available now from just £15 adults, £10 concessions, £5 under 16s.

Call 0871 527 1315 or book online HERE.

I normally park outside Twickenham stadium free of charge, if I can't, I park on the college car park for a fiver. This time it's likely to be £25. Robbing bastards, they only charged a fiver last year cussing:
Title: Re: Bloody Jehovahs
Post by: GROWLER on July 28, 2010, 07:28:51 AM: How long you been a JW then? rubschin:
Title: Re: Bloody Jehovahs
Post by: Nick on July 28, 2010, 08:11:16 AM: I used to live near there and they have been having those conventions there for years. The worst part was that they went out door knocking in the area. One day they came to my place. I opened the door and fooking Hank Marvin was standing there noooo:
Title: Re: Bloody Jehovahs
Post by: beerhead on July 28, 2010, 08:29:49 AM: I spent most of my childhood living 400 yards from the Rugby Ground and this lot were the bane of our lives. Always trying to blag accommodation and, unlike a rugby match, They were there for what seemed like weeks. Had run the gauntlet going to and from school. The car parks on the otherside of the A316 seemed to be full of Dormobiles and Reliant Robins.

Bloody Hell, Nick and I might have been neighbours
Title: Re: Bloody Jehovahs
Post by: Nick on July 28, 2010, 08:31:42 AM: I was there in the mid 70s, between the RFC and Twickenham Station
Title: Re: Bloody Jehovahs
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 28, 2010, 08:50:12 AM: Quote from: Nick on July 28, 2010, 08:31:42 AM
I was there in the mid 70s, between the RFC and Twickenham Station

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Title: Re: Bloody Jehovahs
Post by: beerhead on July 28, 2010, 01:20:48 PM: I was a couple of hundred metres from the station then. Anyway, the JW's were a pain then and when I lived even nearer the ground. As a family we were happier throwing drunken hoorays out of our front garden.

Extreme God Botherers of all flavours are a menace.
Title: Re: Bloody Jehovahs
Post by: Nick on July 28, 2010, 01:24:32 PM: Heathfield North
Title: Re: Bloody Jehovahs
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 28, 2010, 03:48:56 PM: Quote from: Nick on July 28, 2010, 01:24:32 PM
Heathfield North

Was that your porn star stage name?
Title: Re: Bloody Jehovahs
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 29, 2010, 12:50:27 AM: Not that I want to give you any ideas but as soon as I started reading the OP I thought of this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIaORknS1Dk

whistle:
Title: Re: Bloody Jehovahs
Post by: beerhead on July 29, 2010, 03:33:08 PM: London Road
Title: Re: Bloody Jehovahs
Post by: Barman on July 29, 2010, 04:28:03 PM: rubschin:

Bank
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Post by: Snoopy on July 29, 2010, 04:31:27 PM: Monument
Title: Re: Bloody Jehovahs
Post by: Barman on July 29, 2010, 04:32:18 PM: rubschin:

Oxford Circus...?
Title: Re: Bloody Jehovahs
Post by: Nick on July 29, 2010, 04:38:37 PM: Mornington Crescent
drumroll:
Title: Re: Bloody Jehovahs
Post by: Barman on July 29, 2010, 04:39:24 PM: Quote from: Nick on July 29, 2010, 04:38:37 PM
Mornington Crescent
drumroll:

By which rulze? eeek:
Title: Re: Bloody Jehovahs
Post by: Snoopy on July 29, 2010, 04:41:53 PM: Quote from: Nick on July 29, 2010, 04:38:37 PM
Mornington Crescent
drumroll:

::) There is always one who comes before the Lovely Samatha is ready to blow.
Title: Re: Bloody Jehovahs
Post by: Pastis on July 29, 2010, 04:54:04 PM: I haven't been listening in recently but I'd heard the Lovely Samantha had taken her whistle to be re-fettled?
Title: Re: Bloody Jehovahs
Post by: Snoopy on July 29, 2010, 05:14:34 PM: There was an unfortunate accident with her pea.
Title: Re: Bloody Jehovahs
Post by: Pastis on July 29, 2010, 05:38:57 PM: Had she bean?
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Post by: Snoopy on July 29, 2010, 06:15:21 PM: I don't think she drinks in such places.
Title: Re: Bloody Jehovahs
Post by: Pirate on July 29, 2010, 08:56:36 PM: What is this shite?
Title: Re: Bloody Jehovahs
Post by: Barman on July 30, 2010, 05:21:38 AM: Quote from: Pirate on July 29, 2010, 08:56:36 PM
What is this shite?

What is this shite? (C) CyprusGrump 2005 whistle:
Title: Re: Bloody Jehovahs
Post by: Pirate on July 30, 2010, 10:27:24 PM: Different forum...different rulzes...anyhoo...didn't Nick mumble it first?
Title: Re: Bloody Jehovahs
Post by: Barman on July 31, 2010, 06:36:23 AM: Quote from: Pirate on July 30, 2010, 10:27:24 PM
Different forum...different rulzes...anyhoo...didn't Nick mumble it first?

No... I think it was Berek actually... lol:
Title: Re: Bloody Jehovahs
Post by: Snoopy on July 31, 2010, 10:09:27 AM: I seem to recall some banter with "Forsooth! What shite through yonder thread doth break" etc. that went with it for a while but none the less I must admit that Cyprus Grump did copyright it first even if he did pinch it from someone else. He (CG) has been observed maintaining his copyright in other several places.

I do keep my eye on such things.

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Title: Re: Bloody Jehovahs
Post by: Barman on July 31, 2010, 10:50:21 AM: cloud9: