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Title: What are we coming to?
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2010, 08:43:26 AM: Unable to sleep last night I decided, at about midnight, to go for a stroll. As I walked down the road I noticed a white haired wumman standing on the corner. I sort of nodded to her and carried on. After a bit I turned round and walked back. SHe was now standing on her front door step watching me. I sort of nodded again.

I HAVE JUST HAD THE PLOD AT THE DOOR!!

Was I wandering about late last night? Where was I going? Why? Report of suspicious behaviour eeek:

So I can't even go for a walk now without being investigated.

They went away, presumably to report back to the local vigilante. I did not say goodbye to them evil:
Title: Re: What are we coming to?
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2010, 08:49:30 AM: eeek:

Are we to assume that you remembered to get dressed before going out for your 'walk'...? rubschin:
Title: Re: What are we coming to?
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2010, 08:55:40 AM: ::)
Title: Re: What are we coming to?
Post by: GROWLER on July 26, 2010, 08:55:47 AM: Quote from: Barman on July 26, 2010, 08:49:30 AM
eeek:

Are we to assume that you remembered to get dressed before going out for your 'walk'...? rubschin:

happy001
Title: Re: What are we coming to?
Post by: GROWLER on July 26, 2010, 08:57:07 AM: Were you walking too slow p'raps? rubschin:
(see my thread in petrol 'eds. ;))
Title: Re: What are we coming to?
Post by: Snoopy on July 26, 2010, 11:11:08 AM: If the person in question makes a habit of standing outside at that time of night ~ AND YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO SEE HER WITH YOURSELF BEING SEEN ~ might I suggest a call to plod telling them that you think she is soliciting (and not for house conveyance purposes) whistle:
Title: Re: What are we coming to?
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 26, 2010, 12:44:22 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on July 26, 2010, 11:11:08 AM
If the person in question makes a habit of standing outside at that time of night ~ AND YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO SEE HER WITH YOURSELF BEING SEEN ~ might I suggest a call to plod telling them that you think she is soliciting (and not for house conveyance purposes) whistle:

happ096

Splendid idea Snoopy.

This is the kind of lateral thinking we need. ;)
Title: Re: What are we coming to?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 26, 2010, 02:27:03 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on July 26, 2010, 11:11:08 AM
If the person in question makes a habit of standing outside at that time of night ~ AND YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO SEE HER WITH YOURSELF BEING SEEN ~ might I suggest a call to plod telling them that you think she is soliciting (and not for house conveyance purposes) whistle:

Excellent Snoops lol: lol:
Title: Re: What are we coming to?
Post by: Pirate on July 26, 2010, 08:39:36 PM: noooo:
Title: Re: What are we coming to?
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2010, 08:50:40 PM: You are the copper, you advise!
Title: Re: What are we coming to?
Post by: Pirate on July 26, 2010, 09:27:17 PM: It was probably a call with good intent... Shrugs: you may have looked suspicious...she didn't know...how many times have you wished you called the police, but didn't?...I'd rather not comment tbh, puts me in a difficult position...I'll get shot down whateva I say
Title: Re: What are we coming to?
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2010, 09:32:44 PM: Fair enuf
Title: Re: What are we coming to?
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2010, 10:19:52 PM: Oh fab, now we have the police chopper circling. Some muppet cashed the car and ran off. How many hours will this go on for?
Title: Re: What are we coming to?
Post by: Barman on July 27, 2010, 06:04:20 AM: Quote from: Nick on July 26, 2010, 10:19:52 PM
Oh fab, now we have the police chopper circling. Some muppet cashed the car and ran off. How many hours will this go on for?

Shrugs:
Title: Re: What are we coming to?
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 27, 2010, 07:58:40 AM: Quote from: Nick on July 26, 2010, 10:19:52 PM
Oh fab, now we have the police chopper circling. Some muppet cashed the car and ran off. How many hours will this go on for?

How much did they get for it?
Title: Re: What are we coming to?
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 27, 2010, 09:14:23 AM: Quote from: Uncle Mort on July 27, 2010, 07:58:40 AM
Quote from: Nick on July 26, 2010, 10:19:52 PM
Oh fab, now we have the police chopper circling. Some muppet cashed the car and ran off. How many hours will this go on for?

How much did they get for it?

lol: lol: