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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: TG on July 24, 2010, 10:21:53 PM

Title: La belle France innit.
Post by: TG on July 24, 2010, 10:21:53 PM

September. The TG's go to France for a week. Some campsite. Sun holiday. £30 each plus travelling.

I'm really looking forward to it. We have agreed a day in Paris, Up the Eiffel tower, Notre Dame etc. Brilliant.

An early fly in the ointment was that the wimmin wanted to got to Euro Disney for the day but me and my son in law said knock yourselves out 'cos we aint going.

However, he seems to have been 'got at' and is now all fired up about looking directly into the blank satanic stare of some poor bastard in a Mickey Mouse outfit.

Now, let me make myself clear. I have 2 ideas of a living hell:

Idea 1: Being savagely beaten then slowly flayed with blunt knives, then my twitching, screaming body being rubbed thoroughly with rock salt and dragged through a field of broken glass by four plough horses then, before death descends my limbs beings tied to those same horses whist they are whipped into a gallop thereby ripping me asunder and into a grateful darkness.

Idea 2: being made to spend a day at Euro Disney and having to pay about £50 for the honour.

I just want to put my feet up in the French countryside, MP3 player maybe, good book and gallon of rough plonk definitely

Is that so much to ask?.

Title: Re: La belle France innit.
Post by: GROWLER on July 24, 2010, 10:32:07 PM

If there's wimmin involved, yes. ::)

Title: Re: La belle France innit.
Post by: Barman on July 25, 2010, 06:38:57 AM

I like Disney in America like... Euro Disney is utter shite...  noooo:

I'll get the horses...

Title: Re: La belle France innit.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 25, 2010, 06:43:21 AM

Oh the memories  noooo:

Most effective horror ride of all time

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLBS7J1lyeI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLBS7J1lyeI)

Title: Re: La belle France innit.
Post by: Barman on July 25, 2010, 06:44:47 AM

Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 25, 2010, 06:43:21 AM

Oh the memories  noooo:

Most effective horror ride of all time

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLBS7J1lyeI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLBS7J1lyeI)

 Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

I got the bloody ear worm without even clicking it!  cussing:

Title: Re: La belle France innit.
Post by: GROWLER on July 25, 2010, 08:22:28 AM

What a load of utter supersticious bollox ey?  noooo:


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7907914/Alton-Towers-to-close-Thi3teen-rollercoaster-on-Friday-13.html

Title: Re: La belle France innit.
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 25, 2010, 10:36:27 AM

It's bollox alright but also a cunning or rather not so cunning money making scheme on behalf of the Alton Towers coffers. cussing:

Title: Re: La belle France innit.
Post by: Snoopy on July 25, 2010, 11:29:21 AM

I died in Paris ~ had to be difb'ed five times to get me back ~ spent 10 days in a French Hospital.


Top tip: If you are going to have a myocardial infarction the best place to have it is in Paris. Top class hospital services as long as you live long enough to make it to the hospital. My good luck that day was that the paramedics were only one street away when they got the call. They had oxygen and heart massage on me within three minuites of my hitting the pavement and difb'ed (the first time) two minutes later.