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Title: £500 per hour or part therof!!
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2010, 09:29:38 AM

My flat in London needs a new pressure pump for the shower. I have just received the quotation!  eeek: eeek:

TO supply and fit Stuart & Turner 1.4 bar universal single impellor pump

£655!!!! cussing:

I checked online. They retail at about £120  Banghead

Title: Re: £500 per hour or part therof!!
Post by: GROWLER on July 23, 2010, 09:32:01 AM

Makes yer RUG cussing: almost look like a bargain then ey?

Stop yer bloody whinging anyway. You're minted. ::)

Title: Re: £500 per hour or part therof!!
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 23, 2010, 09:32:22 AM

Quote from: Nick on July 23, 2010, 09:29:38 AM

My flat in London needs a new pressure pump for the shower. I have just received the quotation!  eeek: eeek:

TO supply and fit Stuart & Turner 1.4 bar universal single impellor pump

£655!!!! cussing:

I checked online. They retail at about £120  Banghead

The rest is danger money for the fitter.





Probably just a blown fuse on the old one, but they know an easy touch when they see one.

Title: Re: £500 per hour or part therof!!
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2010, 09:33:37 AM

I await a second opinion!  evil:

Title: Re: £500 per hour or part therof!!
Post by: GROWLER on July 23, 2010, 09:42:09 AM

I earned £80 in less than 5 minutes yesterday morning. cloud9:

Nowt for the rest of the day mind. ::)

Title: Re: £500 per hour or part therof!!
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2010, 09:44:19 AM

How are you with water pumps?  rubschin:

Title: Re: £500 per hour or part therof!!
Post by: GROWLER on July 23, 2010, 09:49:13 AM

Quote from: Nick on July 23, 2010, 09:44:19 AM

How are you with water pumps?  rubschin:

Electric or hand? rubschin:

Title: Re: £500 per hour or part therof!!
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2010, 09:50:45 AM

 ::)

Title: Re: £500 per hour or part therof!!
Post by: Barman on July 23, 2010, 09:59:45 AM

I have three pairs of waterpump pliers like....  cloud9:

Title: Re: £500 per hour or part therof!!
Post by: GROWLER on July 23, 2010, 10:12:42 AM

Why don't you buy the pump and go fir it yerself then you miserable tight arse....giv us all a good laugh too! lol:

Title: Re: £500 per hour or part therof!!
Post by: Snoopy on July 23, 2010, 10:14:56 AM

Quote from: Barman on July 23, 2010, 09:59:45 AM

I have three pairs of waterpump pliers like....  cloud9:

They'll be handy ~ bring them with you as hand luggage did you?

Title: Re: £500 per hour or part therof!!
Post by: Barman on July 23, 2010, 10:43:25 AM

Quote from: Snoopy on July 23, 2010, 10:14:56 AM

Quote from: Barman on July 23, 2010, 09:59:45 AM

I have three pairs of waterpump pliers like....  cloud9:

They'll be handy ~ bring them with you as hand luggage did you?

 noooo:   redface:

Title: Re: £500 per hour or part therof!!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 23, 2010, 12:49:19 PM

Quote from: GROWLER on July 23, 2010, 09:42:09 AM

I earned £80 in less than 5 minutes yesterday morning. cloud9:

Nowt for the rest of the day mind. ::)

Being a gigolo again eh Growler  ;)

Title: Re: £500 per hour or part therof!!
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 23, 2010, 05:18:26 PM

Quote from: GROWLER on July 23, 2010, 10:12:42 AM

Why don't you buy the pump and go fir it yerself then you miserable tight arse....giv us all a good laugh too! lol:

If Nick takes your advice I'm building an ark  scared2:

Title: Re: £500 per hour or part therof!!
Post by: Nick on July 27, 2010, 03:17:06 PM

Just got a second qoute. £250  cloud9:

Title: Re: £500 per hour or part therof!!
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 27, 2010, 03:24:59 PM

Of course he will only work half as fast.

Title: Re: £500 per hour or part therof!!
Post by: Nick on July 27, 2010, 03:30:15 PM

 ::)

Title: Re: £500 per hour or part therof!!
Post by: GROWLER on July 27, 2010, 05:11:28 PM

Quote from: Nick on July 27, 2010, 03:17:06 PM

Just got a second qoute. £250  cloud9:

Plus labour, plus vat probably plus choccy biccies, tea bags, milk, sugar, and jam doghnut expenses. ::)

Title: Re: £500 per hour or part therof!!
Post by: Nick on July 27, 2010, 05:17:08 PM

No. All inclusive.

Title: Re: £500 per hour or part therof!!
Post by: Snoopy on July 28, 2010, 02:12:37 PM

Oh ~ a quote ........ I wondered what the fvck you were on about there.