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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Uncle Mort on July 22, 2010, 09:45:36 AM

Title: oops!
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 22, 2010, 09:45:36 AM

I've just walked in on the chef as she was changing into her trousers.  eeek:  redface:

Title: Re: oops!
Post by: Nick on July 22, 2010, 09:46:53 AM

You trampled her?  eeek:

Title: Re: oops!
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 22, 2010, 09:47:28 AM

Did you leave foot prints?

Title: Re: oops!
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 22, 2010, 09:50:39 AM

bugger!

edited.

Title: Re: oops!
Post by: Pastis on July 22, 2010, 09:51:31 AM

Your retirement may coming sooner than you thought  lol:

Title: Re: oops!
Post by: Nick on July 22, 2010, 09:51:47 AM

 point:

Anyhoo, who was more shocked, you or her?

Title: Re: oops!
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 22, 2010, 09:55:23 AM

Her, she then managed to get her foot caught up and couldn't pull the trousers up. 

Title: Re: oops!
Post by: Nick on July 22, 2010, 09:59:21 AM

DId she fall over? DId you help? DId you watch?

Title: Re: oops!
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 22, 2010, 10:10:16 AM

I, sir, am a gentleman.

Title: Re: oops!
Post by: Barman on July 22, 2010, 10:11:30 AM

Quote from: Uncle Mort on July 22, 2010, 10:10:16 AM

I, sir, am a gentleman.

You watched then!  point:

Title: Re: oops!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 22, 2010, 01:55:11 PM

Is she old ???

Did she have one foot in the gravy ???





Alright ..I'll close the door on me way out  lol:

Title: Re: oops!
Post by: Snoopy on July 22, 2010, 02:42:57 PM

Uncle seems to have been stirred by it all.

Title: Re: oops!
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 22, 2010, 04:08:00 PM

Yes but not shaken.

Title: Re: oops!
Post by: Just One More on July 22, 2010, 04:45:53 PM

Quote from: Uncle Mort on July 22, 2010, 09:45:36 AM

I've just walked in on the chef as she was changing into her trousers.  eeek:  redface:

Just so I can the image right, are we talking Sophie Dahl/Rachel Allen type here, or Clarissa Dickson Wright/Jennifer Paterson type  rubschin:

Title: Re: oops!
Post by: Nick on July 22, 2010, 04:52:26 PM

If the former then Uncle would now be dead of delight and being buried in a pyramid

Title: Re: oops!
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 22, 2010, 05:23:47 PM

Uncle Imortep?  whistle:

Title: Re: oops!
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 22, 2010, 06:16:27 PM

 lol: lol:

You're on form tonight Grumpmeister

Title: Re: oops!
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 22, 2010, 06:17:20 PM

Quote from: Just One More on July 22, 2010, 04:45:53 PM

Quote from: Uncle Mort on July 22, 2010, 09:45:36 AM

I've just walked in on the chef as she was changing into her trousers.  eeek:  redface:

Just so I can the image right, are we talking Sophie Dahl/Rachel Allen type here, or Clarissa Dickson Wright/Jennifer Paterson type  rubschin:

Fanny Craddock  noooo:

Title: Re: oops!
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 22, 2010, 06:17:56 PM

Quote from: Miss Creant on July 22, 2010, 06:16:27 PM

lol: lol:

You're on form tonight Grumpmeister

Still can't finish that sodding song though  lol:

Title: Re: oops!
Post by: Nick on July 22, 2010, 06:18:41 PM

Quote from: Uncle Mort on July 22, 2010, 06:17:20 PM

Quote from: Just One More on July 22, 2010, 04:45:53 PM

Quote from: Uncle Mort on July 22, 2010, 09:45:36 AM

I've just walked in on the chef as she was changing into her trousers.  eeek:  redface:

Just so I can the image right, are we talking Sophie Dahl/Rachel Allen type here, or Clarissa Dickson Wright/Jennifer Paterson type  rubschin:

Fanny Craddock  noooo:

Euphemism # 34278?