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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on July 20, 2010, 05:17:09 PM
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Why always black? Maybe it would be more fun if they were colourful and patterned rubschin:
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Why always black? Maybe it would be more fun if they were colourful and patterned rubschin:
Ginger perhaps?
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Agreed. A slice of cheddar on the top could be good ...
A Cheese-burka drumroll:
Hat, coat, door redface:
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Quite so Pastis. noooo: lol: lol:
Prolly aren't allowed colours other people might think that there are wimmin inside and that would never do.
And besides if they were red we would all be trying to post letters in them. whistle:
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Do any of the ladies here cover their hair if they go in a church?
Mrs DS #2 and my mother always did.
It was apparently 'improper and disrespectful' not to do so.
We are talking vanilla C of E here, nothing 'high'.
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I doubt we have many churchgoers here DS noooo:
Praps they have witches' hats rubschin:
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We should be following the French lead over this imo.
Worse than bloody hoodies.
Bloody sick to the very back teeth of all the trouble and grief religous beliefs cause.
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[serious]
Do any of the ladies here cover their hair if they go in a church?
Mrs DS #2 and my mother always did.
It was apparently 'improper and disrespectful' not to do so.
We are talking vanilla C of E here, nothing 'high'.
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Indeed DS, my mother always used to wear a hat to Church. The Laydees around these parts seem partial to a hat head-dress. It's usually a daring architectural construction cut from the 50 yards of material used to make the dress. Mind you, this is no ordinary Church; they have names like "The Holy Risen Church of In-Believers Awaiting The Sacred Secret Blessings".
They also make an extraordinary amount of noise eeek:
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[serious]
Do any of the ladies here cover their hair if they go in a church?
Mrs DS #2 and my mother always did.
It was apparently 'improper and disrespectful' not to do so.
We are talking vanilla C of E here, nothing 'high'.
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In my church going days DS I covered my hair heaven forbid you should wear trousers.
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But, I do wear trousers! sad32:
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I think we should encourage more of us to wear the berka - they are flattering, a girl can have bad hair days and get away with it, no need to shave yer legs etc happy088
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But, I do wear trousers! sad32:
You are allowed to you are a boy. ::)
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But, I do wear trousers! sad32:
You are allowed to you are a boy. ::)
But not on your head.
"The Church of the Risen Pastis of the Strides on His Head"
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Why always black? Maybe it would be more fun if they were colourful and patterned rubschin:
Ginger perhaps?
You are thinking of a ginger berk Darwin, that's something completely different. whistle:
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Looks like a clown...sorry Miss D
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I think we should encourage more of us to wear the berka - they are flattering, a girl can have bad hair days and get away with it, no need to shave yer legs etc happy088
Just no need to shave at all.
A shaven etc rubschin:
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Looks like a clown...sorry Miss D
She's just confused , clashing colours, spots and zips noooo: noooo: noooo:
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I think we should encourage more of us to wear the berka - they are flattering, a girl can have bad hair days and get away with it, no need to shave yer legs etc happy088
Just no need to shave at all.
A shaven etc rubschin:
rubschin:
Still need to attend to the top lip of course, or the garment will ride up.
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Could act like velcro and keep it in place rubschin:
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Could act like velcro and keep it in place rubschin:
Velcro & hair - dangerous and painful. redface:
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How about beach wear, ladies and gentlemen I give you...................the burkini happy001
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1296821/Two-Muslim-women-marched-swimming-pool-French-holiday-village-wearing-burkinis.html
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I was in Goa a few years ago the ladee muslims using the hotel pool were dressed in much the same only they were all black. noooo:
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I see an immediate design flaw though, if they use the pool they are going to look like contestants in some bizzare wet tshirt comp lol:
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How about beach wear, ladies and gentlemen I give you...................the burkini happy001
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1296821/Two-Muslim-women-marched-swimming-pool-French-holiday-village-wearing-burkinis.html
Don't start me off about French swimming pools evil:
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Don't start me off about French swimming pools evil:
Let me guess, you were banned, propositioned but an unconvincing transvestite or ended up with a mutant verruca.. whistle:
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I was banned by a man in gold posing pouch evil:
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I'm sure I'm going to regret asking this, but why were you banned? scared:
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For wearing trousers.
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Washing machine broken then? whistle: