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Title: Mujibar
Post by: Nick on July 09, 2010, 11:54:07 AM

Mujibar was trying to get a job in India . 
 
The Personnel Manager said, 'Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it, you cannot qualify for this job.' 
 
Mujibar said, 'I am ready.' 
 
The manager said, 'Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink, and Green ..' 
 
Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said,   'Mister Manager, I am ready.' 
 
The Manager said, 'Go ahead.' 
 
Mujibar said, 'The telephone goes green, green, and I pink it up, and say, yellow, this is Mujibar.' 
 
Mujibar now works at a call centre. 
 
No doubt you have spoken to him. I know I have.
 

Title: Re: Mujibar
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 09, 2010, 12:01:47 PM

 noooo:

Poor, also marked down for using "said" too many times.

Title: Re: Mujibar
Post by: Nick on July 09, 2010, 12:25:08 PM

It's all my sister's fault  lol:

Title: Re: Mujibar
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 09, 2010, 12:30:53 PM

I knew it wasn't literate enough to be you. 

Title: Re: Mujibar
Post by: Nick on July 09, 2010, 12:47:34 PM

I will tell her you said that  razz:

Title: Re: Mujibar
Post by: Snoopy on July 09, 2010, 01:17:11 PM

Dear Uncle Mort
My sister ate my homework
Nick