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Title: Barbers, hairdressers et alia
Post by: Pastis on July 08, 2010, 04:32:09 PM
Prompted by MissC's recent escapade in the coiffure department I was wondering what the prevailing preferences were  rubschin:

I've had the same woman cut my hair for over ten years and find it a pleasant experience; not only does she do it well but she's a source of the most intriguing local news and information, not tittle tattle but genuine goings on in the vicinity. I went to her originally because she's literally around the corner and the convenience was irresistible; she turned out to be good as well.

Remembering haircuts as a child, being nicked by the over zealous use of the clippers, the smell of Bay Rum and Brylcreem... I don't think I'd ever willingly go back  noooo:

What think we?
Title: Re: Barbers, hairdressers et alia
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 08, 2010, 04:35:36 PM
I love a good head massage  whistle:

I chop and change ( geddit  lol: ) hairdressers though , even if you do find a good salon the staff turnover dictates that it will not be the same when you return.
Title: Re: Barbers, hairdressers et alia
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 08, 2010, 04:40:02 PM
Sounds like you have found a goodun Pastis best stick with her.  Any chap spending half an hour or so, or however long it takes for the more folically challenged, with his head nestled between a pair of breasts whilst being shorn should surely be happy.

I had a disasterous experiance in my teens and have had a sort of phobia since.  Having moved around rather a lot even when I found a good one, and there have been two that spring to mind I have had to move on and start the horiffic process all over again. scared2:
Title: Re: Barbers, hairdressers et alia
Post by: Nick on July 08, 2010, 04:41:54 PM
Where does BM go?

Oh  redface: redface:

Sorry
Title: Re: Barbers, hairdressers et alia
Post by: Snoopy on July 08, 2010, 04:55:48 PM
These days I treat it as an evil necessity ~ Although years ago I used to go to a barber in Southampton (in Bernard Street, down by the docks, to be exact). That was a much more social event. Much card playing and wine drinking went on among the cognoscenti. The barber was a large Greek who had simply got off a ship one day and stayed. One helped one's self to a glass on entering the premises and just drank your fill. Cards (usually cribbage) and dominoes were played with an ever changing line up of players throughout the day and a "boy" was retained to sprint to the bookies and place bets for the regulars. Acceptance into the "club" was very much a matter of being known in the "right circles". Often one would spend an afternoon there without having a haircut but a comb was always passed through your barnet to justify the charge.
The price of the haircut was a matter of negotiation directly related to the amount of wine consumed, the winnings or losings at cards/dominoes/horses.
Since moving from the area I have never enjoyed having a haircut.
Title: Re: Barbers, hairdressers et alia
Post by: Nick on July 08, 2010, 04:58:38 PM
My kind of place  razz:
Title: Re: Barbers, hairdressers et alia
Post by: Pastis on July 08, 2010, 05:01:21 PM
A head massage  happy088

Given the choice of nestling my head against the mincing Sergio or the delectable Krystina I'd go for the latter every time  whistle:

I mean it's quite an intimate experience having someone's digits that close to you, specially if they're wielding a pair of scissors  eeek:   I prefer a build up of trust and showing of some respect at the very least.

Snoops, that sounds exceptional  happy088
Title: Re: Barbers, hairdressers et alia
Post by: Snoopy on July 08, 2010, 05:04:01 PM
I've never found another like it. noooo:

For football/racing fans with a memory Mike Channon ~ ex Southampton and England footballer and latterly a sucessful race horse trainer used to come in to get his locks tarted up ~ (he had a perm that his brother who ran a barbers in Bedford Place used to do for him) but Mick liked the gambling aspect. I was managing a local shop and Channon had a sports shop round the corner. The Southampton Club Captain, Terry Paine, had a greengrocers shop about two miles away at Foy's Corner, Shirley. (Info is for those that know the area) He was not averse to a drink and a flutter either.
Title: Re: Barbers, hairdressers et alia
Post by: tel on July 08, 2010, 05:06:40 PM
When I was about 10 or 11 I used to cycle to the barbers on a Saturday morning for a trim.

When my hair-cut was finished, there was always the "something for the weekend" remark. Everybody would crease up - it was little bit later that I found out what they were referring to.
I can't recall what my responses were, but they just made them laugh even more.
Title: Re: Barbers, hairdressers et alia
Post by: Nick on July 08, 2010, 05:13:55 PM
When I was littlle, my Dad took me to a barber called Mr Trigger  scared2:

He had been a barber in the army.

All he could do was shave heads.

When I was 10 he died. I was really pleased  redface:
Title: Re: Barbers, hairdressers et alia
Post by: Snoopy on July 08, 2010, 05:22:36 PM
At that age I used to be sent from school. My Dad used to say "Get to the barber tonight then come round to the shop" whilst we had brekky. I would walk drag my feet to the barber shop that was a few doors away from Dad's shop. Always the same ... place full of smoke, men reading racing form and the barber would look up at my entry and say "Sit there young 'un" and indicate with a jerk of his head toward a chair ready equiped with a plank across the arms for short boys to perch on. There I sat until he deemed it time to deal with me ...... short back and sides with no argument. The only other thing said would be, as he started with the clippers, "Yer Dad's bin in and paid so don't even ask for any other sort of 'aircut".
I would then go round to Dad's shop and spend the time until he closed tearing up empty shoe boxes ready for collection and dusting shelves. Dad would then cycle home with me on his crossbar, until he deemed I was too heavy when he rode and I trotted alongside the whole 3 bloody miles to home.
Title: Re: Barbers, hairdressers et alia
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 08, 2010, 05:26:25 PM
That's prolly why you are still here Snoops despite all the odds. razz:
Title: Re: Barbers, hairdressers et alia
Post by: Snoopy on July 08, 2010, 05:30:22 PM
You could be right.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Barbers, hairdressers et alia
Post by: Just One More on July 08, 2010, 05:30:38 PM
I've never found another like it. noooo:

For football/racing fans with a memory Mike Channon ~ ex Southampton and England footballer and latterly a sucessful race horse trainer used to come in to get his locks tarted up ~ (he had a perm that his brother who ran a barbers in Bedford Place used to do for him) but Mick liked the gambling aspect. I was managing a local shop and Channon had a sports shop round the corner. The Southampton Club Captain, Terry Paine, had a greengrocers shop about two miles away at Foy's Corner, Shirley. (Info is for those that know the area) He was not averse to a drink and a flutter either.

Sounds fantastic Snoopy


Although folically challenged, I go to a turkish barber each month, haircut, neck shave with an open blade and flame on the ears to remove any remaining bits, then quick massage of the neck and shoulders, totally relaxing and all for £8

turkish barber ear hair removal (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlmGGVQeU4E#)
Title: Re: Barbers, hairdressers et alia
Post by: Pastis on July 08, 2010, 05:33:51 PM
Ahhhhh!  shocked003  The Skool Barber!

They used to arrive in a van (I'm sure) and on reflection seemed to be rather like the Lavender Hill Mob  eeek:  I can't remember the guy's name but probably will before the night's out. It was short back and sides on an industrial level. There was blood, greasy hair all over the floor, music coming from a transistor radio they'd brought with them and the gaffer used to have an untipped Player's dangling from his lip throughout.
Sheep shearing was what we called it.  noooo:

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Right! Next? Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz..... and so on ....
Title: Re: Barbers, hairdressers et alia
Post by: Snoopy on July 08, 2010, 05:34:39 PM
I really must get all this into some sort of book for the kids. I've been beavering away at the family tree for years and now there is only me left who knows all the little bits of my history and that of the family. It has got to be recorded for those that follow or all will be lost.
Title: Re: Barbers, hairdressers et alia
Post by: Pastis on July 08, 2010, 06:06:08 PM
B@stard!   Not you Snoops; I've just remembered his name ... Mr Marshall  evil:

Bore an uncanny resemblance to this geezer too, and about the same era  cry:

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Title: Re: Barbers, hairdressers et alia
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 08, 2010, 06:07:28 PM
Where does BM go?

Oh  redface: redface:

Sorry


He goes to the local livestock market where the auctioneer offers him 'something for the weekend' usually a goat, then onto the vets to get his nails clipped. eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Barbers, hairdressers et alia
Post by: Pastis on July 08, 2010, 06:08:33 PM
 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Barbers, hairdressers et alia
Post by: Pirate on July 08, 2010, 07:20:56 PM
Do me own...have done for years. No3 on top, No1 back and sides.

Although when I was younger I used to be mistaken for Jason King. Used to be quite pleased...until he was caught out in mens toilets in Kings Square in Gloucester evil:
Title: Re: Barbers, hairdressers et alia
Post by: Snoopy on July 09, 2010, 08:28:43 AM
Bald then.
Title: Re: Barbers, hairdressers et alia
Post by: Pastis on July 09, 2010, 02:39:41 PM

Although when I was younger I used to be mistaken for Jason King. Used to be quite pleased...until he was caught out in mens toilets in Kings Square in Gloucester evil:


Quote
In 1975, he was arrested and convicted for an act of "gross indecency" in the toilets of Gloucester bus station. His homosexuality was well known in acting circles, where he was known as Petunia Winegum.

 happy001


Title: Re: Barbers, hairdressers et alia
Post by: Snoopy on July 09, 2010, 02:58:05 PM
Although when I was younger I used to be mistaken for Jason King. Used to be quite pleased...until he was caught out in mens toilets in Kings Square in Gloucester evil:

Pirate was "mistaken for Jason King" ..... who was born in August 1933.
That means that Mr Wyngarde (if he has been spared) is now nearing 77 years of age so would have been 42 when he was apprehended cottaging in Gloucester.

Dream on Pirate ~ either you are a lot older than you have previously suggested or you were a little boy who THOUGHT HOPED he looked like Peter Wyngarde.
Title: Re: Barbers, hairdressers et alia
Post by: Nick on July 09, 2010, 02:59:34 PM
WHy is it always in toilets??  sick2:
Title: Re: Barbers, hairdressers et alia
Post by: Nick on July 09, 2010, 03:01:02 PM
http://thethunderchild.com/VolcanoSeven/HellfireHall/Biography.html (http://thethunderchild.com/VolcanoSeven/HellfireHall/Biography.html)
 eeek:
Title: Re: Barbers, hairdressers et alia
Post by: Barman on July 09, 2010, 03:08:50 PM
LL does mine with 'lektrik clippers like...

When I came back to the UK the other week I popped the clippers in my bag so she could give me a trim before the funeral - not realising the clipper bag contained a mahoosive pair of scissors...

So, get to security, bag in the X-Ray machine and... nothing...  ::)


Title: Re: Barbers, hairdressers et alia
Post by: Snoopy on July 09, 2010, 03:12:23 PM
WHy is it always in toilets??  sick2:


I hope that is a rhetorical question or do you really want me to tell you?
Title: Re: Barbers, hairdressers et alia
Post by: Nick on July 09, 2010, 03:14:52 PM
WHy is it always in toilets??  sick2:


I hope that is a rhetorical question or do you really want me to tell you?

All people go to toilets once in a while. If you are George Michael or Peter Wyngarde you could pick up blokes anywhere. Or got to Soho. I wouldn't hang around in bogs looking for a date,would I?
Title: Re: Barbers, hairdressers et alia
Post by: Snoopy on July 09, 2010, 03:29:47 PM
That's the whole point ~ Public toilets are where the rough trade hang out waiting to be "picked up".
It's not really possible for a bloke to walk up to another bloke in a street and say "fancy a quicky?" without risking getting your nose broken.

In the public toilets there are locks on doors so that the act can, with luck, be private. Hardly give someone a blowjob in the street can you? A wink and a nod to someone in the gents is the usual pick-up and straight into a cubicle.

As for Soho ~ it's a fvking long way to go for a w@nk if you happen to be in Gloucester at the time the mood strikes. ::)

I know the whole thing makes some of you  sick2: but accept it happens. If you don't fancy it then a simple "No Thanks" is all that is required.
Title: Re: Barbers, hairdressers et alia
Post by: Nick on July 09, 2010, 03:39:22 PM
The werld is full of gay bars and pubs and such nowadays. I accidentally went into the Coleherene for a pint in the 70s  eeek:

SO that option has been round for years, I am sure.
Title: Re: Barbers, hairdressers et alia
Post by: Snoopy on July 09, 2010, 03:44:44 PM


The werld is full of gay bars and pubs and such nowadays. I accidentally went into the Coleherene for a pint in the 70s  eeek:

SO that option has been round for years, I am sure.


Anonymity dear boy Anonymity. Trust me on this. I know.
Title: Re: Barbers, hairdressers et alia
Post by: Pastis on July 09, 2010, 03:50:18 PM
If you don't fancy it then a simple "No Thanks" is all that is required.

I found a more forceful "Fvck off!" was needed once, in a B&B, in Sweden  eeek:
Title: Re: Barbers, hairdressers et alia
Post by: Snoopy on July 09, 2010, 04:01:42 PM
 lol: lol:

Some people just can't take rejection can they?
Title: Re: Barbers, hairdressers et alia
Post by: Pastis on July 09, 2010, 04:06:49 PM
lol: lol:

Some people just can't take rejection can they?

 lol:   Either that or my attempt at No Thanks in Swedish didn't work  ;D
Title: Re: Barbers, hairdressers et alia
Post by: Pirate on July 09, 2010, 04:58:12 PM
Although when I was younger I used to be mistaken for Jason King. Used to be quite pleased...until he was caught out in mens toilets in Kings Square in Gloucester evil:

Pirate was "mistaken for Jason King" ..... who was born in August 1933.
That means that Mr Wyngarde (if he has been spared) is now nearing 77 years of age so would have been 42 when he was apprehended cottaging in Gloucester.

Dream on Pirate ~ either you are a lot older than you have previously suggested or you were a little boy who THOUGHT HOPED he looked like Peter Wyngarde.

 ::)   noooo:
Title: Re: Barbers, hairdressers et alia
Post by: Pastis on July 09, 2010, 06:03:25 PM
What about the "et alia" ...  whistle:

Massages ...  cloud9: ...  scared2: ...  eyes: ...  shocked003 ...  8) ...  cry: ...  noooo: ... and not forgetting  surrender:
Title: Re: Barbers, hairdressers et alia
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 09, 2010, 07:05:04 PM
Well observed  happ096
Title: Re: Barbers, hairdressers et alia
Post by: Pastis on July 09, 2010, 07:41:03 PM
Thanks Unc. I had a beast of a massage once in the Caribbean, a veritable Mandingo pummelling  eeek:   I left the premises feeling like a cross between a slice of streaky bacon and plasticene  confused:
Title: Re: Barbers, hairdressers et alia
Post by: Just One More on July 09, 2010, 10:11:35 PM
Seperated at birth?

Peter Wyngarde


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Gary Glitter


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Title: Re: Barbers, hairdressers et alia
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 10, 2010, 06:52:59 AM
Thanks Unc. I had a beast of a massage once in the Caribbean, a veritable Mandingo pummelling  eeek:   I left the premises feeling like a cross between a slice of streaky bacon and plasticene  confused:

I love massages ....I had one once where the slip of a girl stood up onto the bench and then started walking all over me  eeek:, after the initial shock it was actually really rather pleasant. The things she could do with her feet ( sorry Snoops  lol: )
Title: Re: Barbers, hairdressers et alia
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 10, 2010, 10:09:17 AM
Love body massage.  Best ones I ever had were in Thailand.  Lasted over an hour and cost next to nothing. cloud9:  I would have them on a daily basis, laying on bamboo matting on a beach. Would also have a foot massage in the evening.  Comfortable chairs.  Massage up to my knees, fell asleep every time.  Note to self book another trip to Thailand soon.
Title: Re: Barbers, hairdressers et alia
Post by: Nick on July 10, 2010, 10:15:06 AM
Wandering around London one day about 20 years ago and suffering from back pain I stumbled across a very posh looking massage place (it had a brass plate and copies of The Economist in the waiting room). I was offered rather more than I had bargained for  eeek:

What is Breast Relief anyhoo?
Title: Re: Barbers, hairdressers et alia
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 10, 2010, 11:19:18 AM
 Shrugs:

This perhaps?
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Title: Re: Barbers, hairdressers et alia
Post by: Pastis on July 10, 2010, 01:25:31 PM
Mammagymnophilia   whistle:
Title: Re: Barbers, hairdressers et alia
Post by: Nick on July 10, 2010, 01:33:44 PM
How do you spell that?  eeek:
Title: Re: Barbers, hairdressers et alia
Post by: Pastis on July 10, 2010, 03:19:13 PM
Take this test Nick, it ticks your boxes  razz:

http://www.armory.com/tests/vocabulary.html
Title: Re: Barbers, hairdressers et alia
Post by: Snoopy on July 10, 2010, 03:24:09 PM
Wandering around London one day about 20 years ago and suffering from back pain I stumbled across a very posh looking massage place (it had a brass plate and copies of The Economist in the waiting room). I was offered rather more than I had bargained for  eeek:

What is Breast Relief anyhoo?

In plain English a T*t fvck.  ::)
Title: Re: Barbers, hairdressers et alia
Post by: Pastis on July 10, 2010, 03:28:31 PM
Wandering around London one day about 20 years ago and suffering from back pain I stumbled across a very posh looking massage place (it had a brass plate and copies of The Economist in the waiting room). I was offered rather more than I had bargained for  eeek:

What is Breast Relief anyhoo?

In plain English a T*t fvck.  ::)

Yes, but the euphemisms are more entertaining  ;)
Title: Re: Barbers, hairdressers et alia
Post by: Snoopy on July 10, 2010, 03:30:10 PM
Wandering around London one day about 20 years ago and suffering from back pain I stumbled across a very posh looking massage place (it had a brass plate and copies of The Economist in the waiting room). I was offered rather more than I had bargained for  eeek:

What is Breast Relief anyhoo?

In plain English a T*t fvck.  ::)

Yes, but the euphemisms are more entertaining  ;)

To you and to me yes but to those with a high degree of education but little or no street savvy ............. Shrugs:
Title: Re: Barbers, hairdressers et alia
Post by: Pastis on July 10, 2010, 03:35:14 PM
Wandering around London one day about 20 years ago and suffering from back pain I stumbled across a very posh looking massage place (it had a brass plate and copies of The Economist in the waiting room). I was offered rather more than I had bargained for  eeek:

What is Breast Relief anyhoo?

In plain English a T*t fvck.  ::)

Yes, but the euphemisms are more entertaining  ;)

To you and to me yes but to those with a high degree of education but little or no street savvy ............. Shrugs:

 lol:  He might enjoy a "Trip-down-mammory-lane"   eyes:

Anyhoo, he's probably busy with that vocab test  whistle:
Title: Re: Barbers, hairdressers et alia
Post by: Nick on July 10, 2010, 04:10:14 PM
Take this test Nick, it ticks your boxes  razz:

http://www.armory.com/tests/vocabulary.html
eeek:

I have led a sheltered life  eeek:
Title: Re: Barbers, hairdressers et alia
Post by: Snoopy on July 11, 2010, 05:54:40 AM
We had worked that out.  ;)