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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on July 04, 2010, 11:53:15 AM

Title: Infestations
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2010, 11:53:15 AM

When I went out to PC World yesterday I stuck a load of domestic rubbish in the boot to take to the tip. Distracted by the wobbly`wheel problem I never went to the tip. Just went to the local shop and my car is FULL of bluebottles. Thousands of the bastards  cussing: cussing: cussing:

Opened the windows but still they come. Filled the car with flyspray and now it is all crunchy everywhere  cussing:

Title: Re: Infestations
Post by: Snoopy on July 04, 2010, 11:58:53 AM

First step is to get rid of the body.

Title: Re: Infestations
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 04, 2010, 11:59:53 AM

And the vuvuzela's

Title: Re: Infestations
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2010, 12:01:33 PM

I'll vuvuzela you  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Title: Re: Infestations
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2010, 12:02:17 PM

Quote from: Nick on July 04, 2010, 11:53:15 AM

When I went out to PC World yesterday I stuck a load of domestic rubbish in the boot to take to the tip. Distracted by the wobbly`wheel problem I never went to the tip. Just went to the local shop and my car is FULL of bluebottles. Thousands of the bastards  cussing: cussing: cussing:

Opened the windows but still they come. Filled the car with flyspray and now it is all crunchy everywhere  cussing:

 point:

Title: Re: Infestations
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2010, 12:04:10 PM

May your man vegetables explode in an agonising and messy way

Title: Re: Infestations
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2010, 12:05:17 PM

Quote from: Nick on July 04, 2010, 12:04:10 PM

May your man vegetables explode in an agonising and messy way

May the flies of a thousand camels infest you- Oh, they have already!  point:

Title: Re: Infestations
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2010, 12:06:07 PM

 cussing: