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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on July 04, 2010, 07:49:09 AM
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The Jewish Lady Vicar tells me that she has let her central London flat to someone very well known in the film industry whistle:
His only purpose in renting it (it's tiny) is to have a secret shagging site which his famous wife won't find out about whistle:
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Wait for the PM frenzy lol:
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Actually he is separated from
Kate WInslet her now
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Jim Threapleton then...? ::)
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No, the next one
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Sam??? eeek:
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But if he's separated does he need a little hide-a-way?
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Evidently so
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Is he shagging a bloke then ???
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How would I know? ::)
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How would I know? ::)
Go and find out like... ::)
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Why would any of us be even the slightest bit interested in this ey, why? Shrugs:
Don't know your Jewish vicar friend, the flat or this so called famous film star and his shagabint who I've never 'eard of and couldn't actually give a flying duck about anyway, today, tomorrow, or any other time either for that matter. ::)
Why don't you actually get yourself a bit of hobby ey, instead of pressing yer ear to the walls listening to boring tittle tattle, you oh so sad scruffy ginger bearded little mouse?
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How would I know? ::)
Because dear chap you are the bearer of the gos. Now go and sell this story to the Sun and buy the property in Nottingham outright. 8)
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Why would any of us be even the slightest bit interested in this ey, why? Shrugs:
Don't know your Jewish vicar friend, the flat or this so called famous film star and his shagabint who I've never 'eard of and couldn't actually give a flying duck about anyway, today tomorrow or any at other time either for that matter. ::)
Why don't you actually get yourself a bit of hobby ey, instead of pressing yer ear to the walls listening to boring tittle tattle, you oh so sad scruffy ginger bearded little mouse?
sad32:
You have a PM
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Why would any of us be even the slightest bit interested in this ey, why? Shrugs:
Don't know your Jewish vicar friend, the flat or this so called famous film star and his shagabint who I've never 'eard of and couldn't actually give a flying duck about anyway, today tomorrow or any at other time either for that matter. ::)
Why don't you actually get yourself a bit of hobby ey, instead of pressing yer ear to the walls listening to boring tittle tattle, you oh so sad scruffy ginger bearded little mouse?
sad32:
You have a PM
Oh great. ::)
I'll save it 'til after me brekky like.
I like 'avin' things to look forward to, don't you? whistle:
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The Jewish Lady Vicar tells me that she has let her central London flat to someone very well known in the film industry whistle:
His only purpose in renting it (it's tiny) is to have a secret shagging site which his famous wife won't find out about whistle:
So much for keeping it from his Mrs then
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We need a lot more 'allegedly's ' in this thread for our own protection like whistle:
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What do you mean "our"
Nick said it Miss point:
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There's no collective responsibility in this world any more ;D
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Well I'm very interested.
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Well I'm very interested.
Yes, I agree. His overly excitable vivid imagination and exagerations are actually quite fascinating.
We should donate him to medical research immediately.
Either that or we try and find him a suitable hobby to occupy his mind in a more constructive manner p'raps?
Suggestions? rubschin:
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Well I'm very interested.
Yes, I agree. His overly excitable vivid imagination and exagerations are actually quite fascinating.
We should donate him to medical research immediately.
Either that or we try and find him a suitable hobby to occupy his mind in a more constructive manner p'raps?
Suggestions? rubschin:
A study of Ford Focus wheel bearings perhaps...? rubschin:
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I hate to be the one to break the news to you two but there are many more interesting things in life than motor cars.
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Snoopy ...go and wash your mouth out with T cut and WD40 lol:
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I know ~ I expect the hand of Clarkson to hurl thunderbolts in my direction ::)
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Snoopy ...go and wash your mouth out with T cut and WD40 lol:
lol: lol: lol:
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I know ~ I expect the hand of Clarkson to hurl thunderbolts in my direction ::)
You will be dreaming about drowning in a giant tub of Swarfega next.