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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on July 04, 2010, 07:49:09 AM

Title: Gossip
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2010, 07:49:09 AM
The Jewish Lady Vicar tells me that she has let her central London flat to someone very well known in the film industry  whistle:

His only purpose in renting it (it's tiny) is to have a secret shagging site which his famous wife won't find out about  whistle:
Title: Re: Gossip
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 04, 2010, 07:52:40 AM
Wait for the PM frenzy  lol:
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Post by: Nick on July 04, 2010, 07:55:47 AM
Actually he is separated from Kate WInslet  her now
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Post by: Barman on July 04, 2010, 07:57:52 AM
Jim Threapleton then...?  ::)
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Post by: Nick on July 04, 2010, 07:59:02 AM
No, the next one
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Post by: Barman on July 04, 2010, 08:00:23 AM
Sam???  eeek:
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Post by: Uncle Mort on July 04, 2010, 08:01:11 AM
But if he's separated does he need a little hide-a-way?
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Post by: Nick on July 04, 2010, 08:04:16 AM
Evidently so

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Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 04, 2010, 08:05:38 AM
Is he shagging a bloke then ???
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Post by: Nick on July 04, 2010, 08:09:03 AM
How would I know?  ::)
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Post by: Barman on July 04, 2010, 08:16:14 AM
How would I know?  ::)

Go and find out like...  ::)
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Post by: GROWLER on July 04, 2010, 08:26:14 AM
Why would any of us be even the slightest bit interested in this ey, why? Shrugs:

Don't know your Jewish vicar friend, the flat or this so called famous film star and his shagabint who I've never 'eard of and couldn't actually give a flying duck about anyway, today, tomorrow, or any other time either for that matter. ::)

Why don't you actually get yourself a bit of hobby ey, instead of pressing yer ear to the walls listening to boring tittle tattle, you oh so sad scruffy ginger bearded little mouse?
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 04, 2010, 08:26:51 AM
How would I know?  ::)


Because dear chap you are the bearer of the gos.  Now go and sell this story to the Sun and buy the property in Nottingham outright. 8)
Title: Re: Gossip
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2010, 08:27:46 AM
Why would any of us be even the slightest bit interested in this ey, why? Shrugs:

Don't know your Jewish vicar friend, the flat or this so called famous film star and his shagabint who I've never 'eard of and couldn't actually give a flying duck about anyway, today tomorrow or any at other time either for that matter. ::)

Why don't you actually get yourself a bit of hobby ey, instead of pressing yer ear to the walls listening to boring tittle tattle, you oh so sad scruffy ginger bearded little mouse?
sad32:

You have a PM
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Post by: GROWLER on July 04, 2010, 08:29:15 AM
Why would any of us be even the slightest bit interested in this ey, why? Shrugs:

Don't know your Jewish vicar friend, the flat or this so called famous film star and his shagabint who I've never 'eard of and couldn't actually give a flying duck about anyway, today tomorrow or any at other time either for that matter. ::)

Why don't you actually get yourself a bit of hobby ey, instead of pressing yer ear to the walls listening to boring tittle tattle, you oh so sad scruffy ginger bearded little mouse?
sad32:

You have a PM

Oh great. ::)

I'll save it 'til after me brekky like.
I like 'avin' things to look forward to, don't you? whistle:
Title: Re: Gossip
Post by: Just One More on July 04, 2010, 09:21:14 AM
The Jewish Lady Vicar tells me that she has let her central London flat to someone very well known in the film industry  whistle:

His only purpose in renting it (it's tiny) is to have a secret shagging site which his famous wife won't find out about  whistle:

So much for keeping it from his Mrs then
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 04, 2010, 09:22:20 AM
We need a lot more 'allegedly's ' in this thread for our own protection like  whistle:
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Post by: Just One More on July 04, 2010, 09:24:48 AM
What do you mean "our"

Nick said it Miss  point:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 04, 2010, 09:28:49 AM
There's no collective responsibility in this world any more  ;D
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Post by: Snoopy on July 04, 2010, 11:40:15 AM
Well I'm very interested.
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Post by: GROWLER on July 04, 2010, 08:24:14 PM
Well I'm very interested.

Yes, I agree. His overly excitable vivid imagination and exagerations are actually quite fascinating.
We should donate him to medical research immediately.

Either that or we try and find him a suitable hobby to occupy his mind in a more constructive manner p'raps?
Suggestions? rubschin:
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Post by: Barman on July 05, 2010, 03:49:56 AM
Well I'm very interested.

Yes, I agree. His overly excitable vivid imagination and exagerations are actually quite fascinating.
We should donate him to medical research immediately.

Either that or we try and find him a suitable hobby to occupy his mind in a more constructive manner p'raps?
Suggestions? rubschin:

A study of Ford Focus wheel bearings perhaps...?  rubschin:
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Post by: Snoopy on July 05, 2010, 07:33:32 AM
I hate to be the one to break the news to you two but there are many more interesting things in life than motor cars.
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 05, 2010, 07:48:18 AM
Snoopy ...go and wash your mouth out with T cut and WD40  lol:
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Post by: Snoopy on July 05, 2010, 07:51:12 AM
I know ~ I expect the hand of Clarkson to hurl thunderbolts in my direction  ::)
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Post by: Barman on July 05, 2010, 07:51:26 AM
Snoopy ...go and wash your mouth out with T cut and WD40  lol:

 lol: lol: lol:
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Post by: Darwins Selection on July 05, 2010, 08:22:42 AM
I know ~ I expect the hand of Clarkson to hurl thunderbolts in my direction  ::)

You will be dreaming about drowning in a giant tub of Swarfega next.