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Title: The All New Miss D’s Burfday Adventures Thread
Post by: Barman on June 28, 2010, 03:43:37 AM
Happy Burfday Miss D!

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Thread all nice and ready for you like... have a lovely day....

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Title: Re: The All New Miss D’s Burfday Adventures Thread
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on June 28, 2010, 04:26:58 AM
Bonne Anniversaire Miss D.  You have some lovely weather so enjoy the day.  Are you having a facial today  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New Miss D’s Burfday Adventures Thread
Post by: Barman on June 28, 2010, 04:28:35 AM
Bonne Anniversaire Miss D.  You have some lovely weather so enjoy the day.  Are you having a facial today  whistle:

[snigger]
Title: Re: The All New Miss D’s Burfday Adventures Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 28, 2010, 05:49:45 AM
I am going to Brighton for the day....spa and massage and stuff followed by slap up grub and maybe even a frolic in the sea   lol:

Thank you for the burfday wishes.....43 today ....ancient  noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: The All New Miss D’s Burfday Adventures Thread
Post by: Nick on June 28, 2010, 05:51:33 AM
Happy Burfday Miss D

xx
Title: Re: The All New Miss D’s Burfday Adventures Thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 28, 2010, 06:11:09 AM
I am going to Brighton for the day....spa and massage and stuff followed by slap up grub and maybe even a frolic in the sea   lol:

Thank you for the burfday wishes.....43 today ....ancient  noooo: noooo: noooo:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MISS D!!!!!!

You are still one of the young 'uns on here Miss D, you've only got to start worrying about getting old and dotty if you end up doing something strange like wearing a bucket on your head.  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New Miss D’s Burfday Adventures Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 28, 2010, 06:19:22 AM
Or kicking it  whistle:

The Brat bought me a present that I actually like ....today is already becoming quite strange
Title: Re: The All New Miss D’s Burfday Adventures Thread
Post by: Barman on June 28, 2010, 06:20:06 AM
Or kicking it  whistle:

The Brat bought me a present that I actually like ....today is already becoming quite strange

Stay focussed! You paid for it remember!  lol:
Title: Re: The All New Miss D’s Burfday Adventures Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 28, 2010, 06:28:08 AM
Oh I will BM..... I accept its prolly something she actually wants and will wait a respectable amount of time before acquiring it  evil:
Title: Re: The All New Miss D’s Burfday Adventures Thread
Post by: Barman on June 28, 2010, 06:30:19 AM
What was it then...?
Title: Re: The All New Miss D’s Burfday Adventures Thread
Post by: Nick on June 28, 2010, 06:35:49 AM
I am going to Brighton for the day....spa and massage and stuff followed by slap up grub and maybe even a frolic in the sea   lol:

Thank you for the burfday wishes.....43 today ....ancient  noooo: noooo: noooo:

What is it with wimmin and spas?  rubschin:

Most men would take the day off and go to the pub
Title: Re: The All New Miss D’s Burfday Adventures Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 28, 2010, 06:37:15 AM
It was a bracelet BM

Nick ....don't know many men that would refuse a rub down :)
Title: Re: The All New Miss D’s Burfday Adventures Thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 28, 2010, 06:38:27 AM
Nick ....don't know many men that would refuse a rub down :)

I heard you were good with your hands  eyes:
Title: Re: The All New Miss D’s Burfday Adventures Thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 28, 2010, 08:23:53 AM
Happy Birthday young lady.  ;D

Have fun at the seaside and may the sand only stick between your toes.
Title: Re: The All New Miss D’s Burfday Adventures Thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 28, 2010, 08:36:06 AM
Happy Birthday young miss. Have a great day.


I got you a card like:

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Title: Re: The All New Miss D’s Burfday Adventures Thread
Post by: Just One More on June 28, 2010, 08:37:37 AM
Have a lovely day Miss D. I'll be further along the coast today. I'll put a message in a bottle for you
Title: Re: The All New Miss D’s Burfday Adventures Thread
Post by: Barman on June 28, 2010, 08:40:14 AM
Have a lovely day Miss D. I'll be further along the coast today. I'll put a message in a bottle for you

 rubschin:

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Title: Re: The All New Miss D’s Burfday Adventures Thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 28, 2010, 08:52:12 AM
Happy birthday Miss D. Please don't swim in Brighton - it's polluted enough as it is  8)
Title: Re: The All New Miss D’s Burfday Adventures Thread
Post by: tel on June 28, 2010, 09:11:00 AM
Have a good one.
Title: Re: The All New Miss D’s Burfday Adventures Thread
Post by: Nick on June 28, 2010, 10:33:44 AM
I assume she is now being basted  noooo:
Title: Re: The All New Miss D’s Burfday Adventures Thread
Post by: Pastis on June 28, 2010, 10:58:08 AM
Done on one side; time to turn over  lol:

Happy Burfday MissD  happy088
Title: Re: The All New Miss D’s Burfday Adventures Thread
Post by: Nick on June 28, 2010, 11:01:17 AM
Easier to put her on a spit  angel1
Title: Re: The All New Miss D’s Burfday Adventures Thread
Post by: tel on June 28, 2010, 11:08:03 AM
She will come back, char-grilled.

She will then make us suffer for her self-inflicted wounds.
Title: Re: The All New Miss D’s Burfday Adventures Thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 28, 2010, 11:16:23 AM
She will come back, char-grilled.

She will then make us suffer for her self-inflicted wounds.

It is ever thus when the fair sex turns lobster-coloured.  noooo:
Title: Re: The All New Miss D’s Burfday Adventures Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 28, 2010, 02:17:17 PM
I have been kneaded and now fed and watered ..time for the frolicking  cloud9:
Title: Re: The All New Miss D’s Burfday Adventures Thread
Post by: Barman on June 28, 2010, 02:22:46 PM
How wonderful!  cloud9:
Title: Re: The All New Miss D’s Burfday Adventures Thread
Post by: Nick on June 28, 2010, 02:47:43 PM
SHe will get arrested for sure  noooo:
Title: Re: The All New Miss D’s Burfday Adventures Thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 28, 2010, 03:01:54 PM
SHe will get arrested for sure  noooo:

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Title: Re: The All New Miss D’s Burfday Adventures Thread
Post by: Nick on June 28, 2010, 03:12:56 PM
At least they have hot water  noooo:
Title: Re: The All New Miss D’s Burfday Adventures Thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 28, 2010, 03:19:38 PM
Hot water and sunburn - OUCH!
Title: Re: The All New Miss D’s Burfday Adventures Thread
Post by: Nick on June 28, 2010, 03:21:53 PM
She will need lots of Vaseline  angel1
Title: Re: The All New Miss D’s Burfday Adventures Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 28, 2010, 08:21:20 PM
Lots of people watching on the beach. No sunburn that I can detect yet. Ended up going over the Downs and to Rye for a few drinks.

All in all a most excellent day  cloud9:
Title: Re: The All New Miss D’s Burfday Adventures Thread
Post by: Pastis on June 28, 2010, 08:24:47 PM
 happy088  Deserved and enjoyed, what could be better?  lol:
Title: Re: The All New Miss D’s Burfday Adventures Thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 28, 2010, 08:36:34 PM
Or kicking it  whistle:

The Brat bought me a present that I actually like ....today is already becoming quite strange

Stay focussed! You paid for it remember!  lol:


Silly BM, Miss D can't stay focussed she burnt her eyes out yesterday.


Miss D sorry I am so late on parade I hope you have had a lovely day.  Happy Birthday xx


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Title: Re: The All New Miss D’s Burfday Adventures Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 28, 2010, 08:45:09 PM
Thank you guys  cloud9:

Still on my journey home

I may have a slight touch of sunburn  redface:   my chest feels a little hot  redface:
Title: Re: The All New Miss D’s Burfday Adventures Thread
Post by: Just One More on June 28, 2010, 08:56:34 PM
Lots of people watching on the beach. No sunburn that I can detect yet. Ended up going over the Downs and to Rye for a few drinks.

All in all a most excellent day  cloud9:

I was toying with heading out Rye way this morning, a lovely place.
Title: Re: The All New Miss D’s Burfday Adventures Thread
Post by: Pastis on June 28, 2010, 09:30:17 PM

I may have a slight touch of sunburn  redface:   my chest feels a little hot  redface:

Those Portuguese eh?   nonono:

Title: Re: The All New Miss D’s Burfday Adventures Thread
Post by: Pirate on June 28, 2010, 09:52:31 PM
x
Title: Re: The All New Miss D’s Burfday Adventures Thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 28, 2010, 10:30:48 PM
Pirate is being concise and to the point as ever. lol:

I hope that you have had cake Miss D and plenty of it.
Title: Re: The All New Miss D’s Burfday Adventures Thread
Post by: tel on June 29, 2010, 10:07:01 AM
Lots of people watching on the beach. No sunburn that I can detect yet. Ended up going over the Downs and to Rye for a few drinks.

All in all a most excellent day  cloud9:

Is there anywhere decent to drink in Rye these days?
Title: Re: The All New Miss D’s Burfday Adventures Thread
Post by: Nick on June 29, 2010, 11:38:09 AM
Thank you guys  cloud9:

Still on my journey home

I may have a slight touch of sunburn  redface:   my chest feels a little hot  redface:

I find I can think of little else but her chest  noooo:
Title: Re: The All New Miss D’s Burfday Adventures Thread
Post by: Barman on June 29, 2010, 12:00:53 PM
Thank you guys  cloud9:

Still on my journey home

I may have a slight touch of sunburn  redface:   my chest feels a little hot  redface:

I find I can think of little else but her chest  noooo:

 point:
Title: Re: The All New Miss D’s Burfday Adventures Thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 29, 2010, 12:01:37 PM
Thank you guys  cloud9:

Still on my journey home

I may have a slight touch of sunburn  redface:   my chest feels a little hot  redface:

I find I can think of little else but her chest  noooo:

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Avast there ye swab!
Title: Re: The All New Miss D’s Burfday Adventures Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 29, 2010, 06:56:46 PM
After applying after sun liberally last night  ( not that it does anything but it smells nice ) no sun burn today  cloud9:
Title: Re: The All New Miss D’s Burfday Adventures Thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 29, 2010, 06:58:06 PM
After applying after sun liberally last night  ( not that it does anything but it smells nice ) no sun burn today  cloud9:

How can you apply sun at night?