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Title: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Nick on June 26, 2010, 10:13:46 AM
 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Barman on June 26, 2010, 10:33:53 AM
 evil:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Nick on June 26, 2010, 10:54:41 AM
What can possibly go wrong*



































*how long do I have ?
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Barman on June 26, 2010, 11:08:39 AM
What can possibly go wrong*

*how long do I have ?

A week-ad-a-bit I think....
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Nick on June 26, 2010, 11:21:25 AM
It will be OK as long as she carries weapons. #1: The Goatpoon
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Barman on June 26, 2010, 11:33:20 AM
It will be OK as long as she carries weapons. #1: The Goatpoon

BarmanPoon...?  scared2:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 26, 2010, 02:31:09 PM
It will be OK as long as she carries weapons. #1: The Goatpoon

BarmanPoon...?  scared2:

Weathers-poon?
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Barman on June 26, 2010, 02:59:32 PM
It will be OK as long as she carries weapons. #1: The Goatpoon

BarmanPoon...?  scared2:

Weathers-poon?

 cloud9:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 26, 2010, 03:42:54 PM


I live a charmed life ...nothing will go wrong noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 26, 2010, 07:59:18 PM
 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 26, 2010, 08:03:38 PM


I live a charmed life ...nothing will go wrong noooo: noooo: noooo:


Quite so.

I am sure Easy-Plumbers is a totally different company.
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Nick on July 03, 2010, 12:16:29 PM
So when does the Eagle land?
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Barman on July 03, 2010, 12:18:46 PM
06 July 2010 21:40  scared2:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Nick on July 03, 2010, 12:20:31 PM
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Barman on July 03, 2010, 12:22:21 PM
What could possibly go wrong...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Nick on July 03, 2010, 12:25:50 PM
Day 1:

Flight delayed by annual French air traffic controllers strike. Arrive Cyprus 7 hours late and find BM pissed in Airport bar. I seem to be his "beshtest frend"  ::)

Somehow get back to BM Towers where he tries to serenade me with his guitar. Deliver crushing blow to his head.

Find a goat in my room and shoo it into bed with BM. Both seem delighted.

Eat some choc and hit the voddy.

It is pouring with rain here.
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 03, 2010, 12:28:33 PM
 lol: lol:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Barman on July 03, 2010, 12:30:54 PM
Day 1:

Flight delayed by annual French air traffic controllers strike. Arrive Cyprus 7 hours late and find BM pissed in Airport bar. I seem to be his "beshtest frend"  ::)

Somehow get back to BM Towers where he tries to serenade me with his guitar. Deliver crushing blow to his head.

Find a goat in my room and shoo it into bed with BM. Both seem delighted.

Eat some choc and hit the voddy.

It is pouring with rain here.

 rubschin:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 03, 2010, 01:21:35 PM
Miss D arrives at destination to discover BM is not there. It appears he is so wrapped up in Me Mi he forgot the time.

Miss D has to get cab and go the scenic route  cloud9:

Arrives at BM towers and spends forever trying to be heard over the Val Doonican tunes being blasted out from the garage.

Gives up and goes next door to lovely neighbour where they spend the night catching up, drinking voddy and dancing round the front room  ;D
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Barman on July 03, 2010, 01:49:41 PM
Miss D arrives at destination to discover BM is not there. It appears he is so wrapped up in Me Mi he forgot the time.

Miss D has to get cab and go the scenic route  cloud9:

Arrives at BM towers and spends forever trying to be heard over the Val Doonican tunes being blasted out from the garage.

Gives up and goes next door to lovely neighbour where they spend the night catching up, drinking voddy and dancing round the front room  ;D

 rubschin:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 03, 2010, 03:47:46 PM
BM just sent me a message asking for any special dietary requirements during my stay  - I believe he is taking his tartan shopping trolley out for a walk soon.

I tried not to be too demanding and asked if I may have a boiled egg and soldiers in the morning......

The response and I quote

" Oh, and you can feck off if you think I'm going to be boiling eggs "  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Barman on July 03, 2010, 03:49:53 PM
 redface:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Pastis on July 03, 2010, 03:51:03 PM
The soldiers however ... are no problem  eyes:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Barman on July 03, 2010, 03:52:06 PM
The soldiers however ... are no problem  eyes:

 eyes:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: GROWLER on July 03, 2010, 03:55:20 PM
BM just sent me a message asking for any special dietary requirements during my stay  - I believe he is taking his tartan shopping trolley out for a walk soon.

I tried not to be too demanding and asked if I may have a boiled egg and soldiers in the morning......

The response and I quote

" Oh, and you can feck off if you think I'm going to be boiling eggs "  lol: lol: lol:

Well I'm sorry MD...no I'm not on 2nd thoughts....but he IS a very very busy man, firklin' ferretin' and fecklin' our Me Mi  cloud9: up for everyones benefit in here, ok?
In other werds, make 'em your bloody self you lazy owld trout. ::)
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Barman on July 03, 2010, 03:56:55 PM
BM just sent me a message asking for any special dietary requirements during my stay  - I believe he is taking his tartan shopping trolley out for a walk soon.

I tried not to be too demanding and asked if I may have a boiled egg and soldiers in the morning......

The response and I quote

" Oh, and you can feck off if you think I'm going to be boiling eggs "  lol: lol: lol:

Well I'm sorry MD...no I'm not on 2nd thoughts....but he IS a very very busy man, firklin' ferretin' and fecklin' our Me Mi  cloud9: up for everyones benefit in here, ok?
In other werds, make 'em your bloody self you lazy owld trout. ::)

Yeah... and make a full English for me while you are at it you lazy owld trout!  point:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 03, 2010, 03:58:38 PM
 lol: lol: lol:

You're brave BM now yer mates have arrived as back up  whistle:

Wait til LL finds out you are being nasty to me  sad24:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Barman on July 03, 2010, 04:00:48 PM
lol: lol: lol:

You're brave BM now yer mates have arrived as back up  whistle:

Wait til LL finds out you are being nasty to me  sad24:
eeek:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: GROWLER on July 03, 2010, 04:06:08 PM
lol: lol: lol:

You're brave BM now yer mates have arrived as back up  whistle:

Wait til LL finds out you are being nasty to me  sad24:

Put her in touch with me then BM. I'll sort her no problem.
I have a nack and way of dealing with troublseome wimmins, oh yes. eveilgrin:

MD. You just remember that you are BM's guest over there, and show him some respect....like for instance, mmmmmmm  rubschin:..cookin' HIS brekky while he's werkin' on our Me Mi. cloud9:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Barman on July 03, 2010, 04:12:40 PM
lol: lol: lol:

You're brave BM now yer mates have arrived as back up  whistle:

Wait til LL finds out you are being nasty to me  sad24:

Put her in touch with me then BM. I'll sort her no problem.
I have a nack and way of dealing with troublseome wimmins, oh yes. eveilgrin:

MD. You just remember that you are BM's guest over there, and show him some respect....like for instance, mmmmmmm  rubschin:..cookin' HIS brekky while he's werkin' on our Me Mi. cloud9:

Full English mind... with fried bread like!  cloud9:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Snoopy on July 03, 2010, 04:14:32 PM
lol: lol: lol:

You're brave BM now yer mates have arrived as back up  whistle:

Wait til LL finds out you are being nasty to me  sad24:

Put her in touch with me then BM. I'll sort her no problem.
I have a nack and way of dealing with troublseome wimmins, oh yes. eveilgrin:

MD. You just remember that you are BM's guest over there, and show him some respect....like for instance, mmmmmmm  rubschin:..cookin' HIS brekky while he's werkin' on our Me Mi. cloud9:

Full English mind... with fried bread like!  cloud9:

I have a mental image of you wearing a frying pan ~ in place of the bucket  point:

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Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Barman on July 03, 2010, 04:18:47 PM
She just sent me this!  scared2:

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Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Pastis on July 03, 2010, 04:23:33 PM
She just sent me this!  scared2:

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Those are the same stockings suspenders shoes she was wearing at out last Sunday Lunch!  eeek:

Be afraid! Very afraid!
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Barman on July 03, 2010, 04:24:55 PM
She just sent me this!  scared2:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs4.postimage.org%2FAr2n9.jpg&hash=8ff0d708fe833fed057287559df59257f7c8d407) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aVAr2n9)


Those are the same stockings suspenders shoes she was wearing at out last Sunday Lunch!  eeek:

Be afraid! Very afraid!

I am!  scared2:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 03, 2010, 04:30:24 PM
I shall cook breakfast BM ...but nothing will be fried, it will all be fresh fruit and vegetables and shots of natural wheatgrass etc and  shall use every appliance in the kitchen  whistle:

 Now Are you sure I can't have egg and soldiers  whistle:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Barman on July 03, 2010, 04:32:23 PM
I shall cook breakfast BM ...but nothing will be fried, it will all be fresh fruit and vegetables and shots of natural wheatgrass etc and  shall use every appliance in the kitchen  whistle:

 Now Are you sure I can't have egg and soldiers  whistle:

Natural wheatgrass - what is that shite...?  Shrugs:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 03, 2010, 04:33:30 PM
Psssst Miss D I have a wonderful recipe for grazed braised shin bones. eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 03, 2010, 04:34:30 PM
May come in handy Miss C  whistle:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Pastis on July 03, 2010, 04:34:38 PM
I shall cook breakfast BM ...but nothing will be fried, it will all be fresh fruit and vegetables and shots of natural wheatgrass etc and  shall use every appliance in the kitchen  whistle:

 Now Are you sure I can't have egg and soldiers  whistle:

Natural wheatgrass - what is that shite...?  Shrugs:

You haven't been on a Spa day have you BM?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Barman on July 03, 2010, 04:36:31 PM
Psssst Miss D I have a wonderful recipe for grazed braised shin bones. eveilgrin:
sick2:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: GROWLER on July 03, 2010, 04:36:45 PM
I shall cook breakfast BM ...but nothing will be fried, it will all be fresh fruit and vegetables and shots of natural wheatgrass etc and  shall use every appliance in the kitchen  whistle:

 Now Are you sure I can't have egg and soldiers  whistle:

Natural wheatgrass - what is that shite...?  Shrugs:

Wimmins so called 'healthy living'  ::)  shite cus they're FAT and trying to convince everyone they're losing weight type crap stuff like.
Give me strength.

Just wait 'til I come over to inspect our Me Mi   cloud9: BM.

Full English fry up every day, and cooked outside (BY ME with no whinging) for extra flavour too!
Sweet as a bag o' big nuts! cloud9:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Barman on July 03, 2010, 04:36:57 PM
I shall cook breakfast BM ...but nothing will be fried, it will all be fresh fruit and vegetables and shots of natural wheatgrass etc and  shall use every appliance in the kitchen  whistle:

 Now Are you sure I can't have egg and soldiers  whistle:

Natural wheatgrass - what is that shite...?  Shrugs:

You haven't been on a Spa day have you BM?  rubschin:

 noooo:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Barman on July 03, 2010, 04:37:28 PM
I shall cook breakfast BM ...but nothing will be fried, it will all be fresh fruit and vegetables and shots of natural wheatgrass etc and  shall use every appliance in the kitchen  whistle:

 Now Are you sure I can't have egg and soldiers  whistle:

Natural wheatgrass - what is that shite...?  Shrugs:

Wimmins so called 'healthy living'  ::)  shite cus they're FAT and trying to convince everyone they're losing weight type crap stuff like.
Give me strength.

Just wait 'til I come over to inspect our Me Mi   cloud9: BM.

Full English fry up every day, and cooked outside (BY ME with no whinging) for extra flavour too!
Sweet as a bag o' big nuts! cloud9:

 cloud9:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 03, 2010, 04:41:28 PM
Natural wheatgrass - what is that shite...?  Shrugs:

Wimmins so called 'healthy living'  ::)  shite cus they're FAT and trying to convince everyone they're losing weight type crap stuff like.
Give me strength.

Just wait 'til I come over to inspect our Me Mi    cloud9: BM.

Full English fry up every day, and cooked outside (BY ME with no whinging) for extra flavour too!
Sweet as a bag o' big nuts! cloud9:

But you are a bloke ...all talk and no action  lol:

I'm actually going  whistle:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: GROWLER on July 03, 2010, 04:46:25 PM
Natural wheatgrass - what is that shite...?  Shrugs:

Wimmins so called 'healthy living'  ::)  shite cus they're FAT and trying to convince everyone they're losing weight type crap stuff like.
Give me strength.

Just wait 'til I come over to inspect our Me Mi   cloud9: BM.

Full English fry up every day, and cooked outside (BY ME with no whinging) for extra flavour too!
Sweet as a bag o' big nuts! cloud9:

But you are a bloke ...all talk and no action  lol:

I'm actually going  whistle:

What the hell are you ramblin' on about you ey, what, exactly like? confused:

BM, why are you puttin' yerself through this ey, why?

A few months without a wumman about the place, and you invite another random one over? Shrugs:

If you'd 'ad yer 'ed screwed on proper like, this could have been a great and golden opportunity to get the lads over for a mega monster humongous big piss up  eastdrink048 and load of laughs. 

Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Barman on July 03, 2010, 04:52:53 PM
Natural wheatgrass - what is that shite...?  Shrugs:

Wimmins so called 'healthy living'  ::)  shite cus they're FAT and trying to convince everyone they're losing weight type crap stuff like.
Give me strength.

Just wait 'til I come over to inspect our Me Mi   cloud9: BM.

Full English fry up every day, and cooked outside (BY ME with no whinging) for extra flavour too!
Sweet as a bag o' big nuts! cloud9:

But you are a bloke ...all talk and no action  lol:

I'm actually going  whistle:

What the hell are you ramblin' on about you ey, what, exactly like? confused:

BM, why are you puttin' yerself through this ey, why?

A few months without a wumman about the place, and you invite another random one over? Shrugs:

If you'd 'ad yer 'ed screwed on proper like, this could have been a great and golden opportunity to get the lads over for a mega monster humongous big piss up  eastdrink048 and load of laughs. 



I have a mahoosive pile of ironing....  whistle:

And the lads are welcome at any time...  cloud9:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 03, 2010, 04:57:14 PM
I am one of the lads  lol:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Snoopy on July 03, 2010, 04:58:02 PM
I am one of the lads  lol:

And can come at any time?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Barman on July 03, 2010, 05:12:51 PM
I am one of the lads  lol:

And can come at any time?  rubschin:
eeek:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 03, 2010, 05:14:01 PM
 nonono:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: GROWLER on July 03, 2010, 05:15:24 PM
I am one of the lads  lol:

Well ACT like one then, cook the brekkies and help get our Me Mi   cloud9: fixed.
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Snoopy on July 03, 2010, 05:19:09 PM
nonono:

WOT?
 Shrugs:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 03, 2010, 05:26:07 PM
I am one of the lads  lol:

Well ACT like one then, cook the brekkies and help get our Me Mi   cloud9: fixed.

I don't think BM would appreciate my interference with the car and I daren't bloody well risk your wrath if I bodge anything up   scared2: . I know my limitations  lol:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2010, 04:12:05 AM
Good news Miss D!

Scorechio again today and forecast scorchio (32) all next week too....

Bring your sun at like...
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 04, 2010, 06:44:46 AM
I will be going to buy me sun tan lotion today .....spray version of course ...no need for assistance in application  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2010, 07:02:13 AM
I will be going to buy me sun tan lotion today .....spray version of course ...no need for assistance in application  lol: lol: lol:

 evil:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 04, 2010, 07:34:19 AM
...firklin' ferretin' and fecklin' our Me Mi  cloud9: up for everyones benefit in here, ok?

How does that work then? Do we each get to use it one month a year like? Can I book November please.
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2010, 07:36:28 AM
...firklin' ferretin' and fecklin' our Me Mi  cloud9: up for everyones benefit in here, ok?

How does that work then? Do we each get to use it one month a year like? Can I book November please.

I hope you're not thinking of this November!  lol:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 04, 2010, 07:38:11 AM
Is this the first time share car  ?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2010, 07:44:40 AM
Yes, we can all take turns pushing it.
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2010, 07:45:40 AM
Yes, we can all take turns pushing it.

 evil:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 04, 2010, 07:49:17 AM
Yes, we can all take turns pushing it.

 evil:


 happy001 happy001
I hope you're not thinking of this November!  lol:

2012 ~ the sprogs turn 17 then, I wouldn't want them driving my car would I?
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2010, 07:52:00 AM
Yes, we can all take turns pushing it.

 evil:


 happy001 happy001
I hope you're not thinking of this November!  lol:

2012 ~ the sprogs turn 17 then, I wouldn't want them driving my car would I?

 rubschin:

Might be finished then....  redface:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 06, 2010, 06:17:49 AM
MMMMMMmmm have just finished the first round of packing ....now to go back and reduce some of it  redface:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 06, 2010, 08:10:06 AM

 rubschin:

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Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 06, 2010, 09:03:36 AM
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 06, 2010, 09:51:37 AM
MMMMMMmmm have just finished the first round of packing ....now to go back and reduce some of it  redface:

You will be gone for a while then Miss D...
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 06, 2010, 10:23:59 AM
MMMMMMmmm have just finished the first round of packing ....now to go back and reduce some of it  redface:

'Accidentally forget' BM's orders.....  whistle:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Barman on July 06, 2010, 10:31:45 AM
MMMMMMmmm have just finished the first round of packing ....now to go back and reduce some of it  redface:

'Accidentally forget' BM's orders.....  whistle:

 eeek:


Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.... I need Mr. Tool!  scared2:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Snoopy on July 06, 2010, 10:36:40 AM
MMMMMMmmm have just finished the first round of packing ....now to go back and reduce some of it  redface:

'Accidentally forget' BM's orders.....  whistle:

 eeek:


Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.... I need Mr. Tool!  scared2:

 shutup:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Barman on July 06, 2010, 10:38:10 AM
MMMMMMmmm have just finished the first round of packing ....now to go back and reduce some of it  redface:

'Accidentally forget' BM's orders.....  whistle:

 eeek:


Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.... I need Mr. Tool!  scared2:

 shutup:

 lol: lol: lol:

It is actually a torque wrench... but then I suppose I would say that wouldn't I....?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Pastis on July 06, 2010, 10:48:06 AM
Now that's going to look good on the X-Ray machine  lol:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Barman on July 06, 2010, 10:53:58 AM
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 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 06, 2010, 11:16:07 AM
Oh yes ur tools.....knew there was something else I had to pack  whistle:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Barman on July 06, 2010, 11:23:02 AM
Oh yes ur tools.....knew there was something else I had to pack  whistle:

 eeek:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 06, 2010, 02:08:09 PM
MMMMMMmmm have just finished the first round of packing ....now to go back and reduce some of it  redface:

'Accidentally forget' BM's orders.....  whistle:

 eeek:


Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.... I need Mr. Tool!  scared2:

 shutup:

 lol: lol: lol:

It is actually a torque wrench... but then I suppose I would say that wouldn't I....?  rubschin:

You are all torque, no action.  noooo:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Nick on July 06, 2010, 02:12:07 PM
 drumroll:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Barman on July 06, 2010, 03:13:01 PM
MMMMMMmmm have just finished the first round of packing ....now to go back and reduce some of it  redface:

'Accidentally forget' BM's orders.....  whistle:

 eeek:


Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.... I need Mr. Tool!  scared2:

 shutup:

 lol: lol: lol:

It is actually a torque wrench... but then I suppose I would say that wouldn't I....?  rubschin:

You are all torque, no action.  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Snoopy on July 06, 2010, 03:17:15 PM
MMMMMMmmm have just finished the first round of packing ....now to go back and reduce some of it  redface:

'Accidentally forget' BM's orders.....  whistle:

 eeek:


Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.... I need Mr. Tool!  scared2:

 shutup:

 lol: lol: lol:

It is actually a torque wrench... but then I suppose I would say that wouldn't I....?  rubschin:

You are all torque, no action.  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:

I can hear it now .........

"Did you pack these bags yourself Madam?"

"Oh Yeth"

"And are all these items for your 'AHEM' personal use?"
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Pastis on July 06, 2010, 04:01:32 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.postimage.org%2FsaAM0.jpg&hash=5e4ea729e6bbc5d03afad53fc2e0d08abf36cf4c) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=TssaAM0)


"Torque wrench lands mysteriously in German town; possible revenge for England World Cup exit"
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Snoopy on July 06, 2010, 04:58:10 PM
I read that as Torque Wench   redface:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 06, 2010, 05:21:40 PM
As did I Snoops. confused:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Pastis on July 06, 2010, 05:28:10 PM
I hope she had a parachute  scared2:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Nick on July 06, 2010, 05:39:52 PM
Crater  noooo:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Barman on July 06, 2010, 07:43:10 PM
She is watching the footy....  ::)
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 06, 2010, 08:09:48 PM
She's bored with you already then?
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Nick on July 06, 2010, 08:10:25 PM
FEED HER VODDY
 point: point: point: point: point: point:


Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Barman on July 06, 2010, 08:43:32 PM
FEED HER VODDY
 point: point: point: point: point: point:




I have...  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 06, 2010, 08:50:17 PM
Ok I have arrived here safely. Uneventful journey - efficient and did what is said on the tin, Easyjet flight  cloud9:
 noooo: noooo:

BM has produced a bottle of voddy from the freezer and I am having to consume quite a bit as it is really freckin hot here  lol:

He moaned about the weight of my suitcase but has carried it up to my room. I have done a sweep of my room . No bugs, camera's or hidden devices that I can see  rubschin:

Have seen the Me Mi ...told him it looked like a skull ...don't think he was impressed  whistle:

Oh ...and apparently I had my feet up on the new sofa  scared2:

Day 1 in the Big Brother house

Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Barman on July 07, 2010, 05:07:01 AM
She is still snoring away upstairs...  ::)
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 07, 2010, 05:52:37 AM
I'm not snoring ...that is an anti BM device that is triggered anytime you come near my bedroom door  whistle:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Barman on July 07, 2010, 06:00:41 AM
Oh...  redface:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Just One More on July 07, 2010, 06:35:31 AM
I'm not snoring ...that is an anti BM device that is triggered anytime you come near my bedroom door  whistle:

Did you get much sleep then?  whistle:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 07, 2010, 06:45:09 AM
 lol:

I had my axe under my pillow as well ...always need a back up plan  ;)
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Barman on July 07, 2010, 07:44:22 AM
I thought they abolished slavery...?  evil:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 07, 2010, 08:20:48 AM
I'm not snoring ...that is an anti BM device that is triggered anytime you come near my bedroom door  whistle:

Did you set up the EyeballPoonTM on the keyhole as well?
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Barman on July 07, 2010, 08:29:04 AM
Blocked with toilet paper....  evil:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Barman on July 07, 2010, 01:13:44 PM
She is nutty...  whacky115

She sat in the pool extolling the virtues of simplifying the language...

So instead of having 'fingers' and 'toes' in Miss D's world you'd have 'hand fingers' and 'foot fingers'...  rubschin:

This brilliant idea would apparently remove the need to have words for manicure and pedicure....  noooo:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 07, 2010, 01:17:02 PM
 noooo:

double plus ungood
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 07, 2010, 01:17:53 PM
Well it is based on the fact that I essentially don't like the word pedicure  lol:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Barman on July 07, 2010, 01:24:50 PM
Well it is based on the fact that I essentially don't like the word pedicure  lol:

'A manicure of my foot toes' being much neater....  whacky115
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Snoopy on July 07, 2010, 01:51:35 PM
Feet to me are like shins to BM  sick2:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Barman on July 07, 2010, 02:18:41 PM
Feet to me are like shins to BM  sick2:

 noooo:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 08, 2010, 05:19:36 AM
Off sightseeing today once I have rehydrated  redface:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 08, 2010, 07:18:26 AM
Use a hose pipe and funnel Miss D, BM will rig it up for you, it will be much faster. ;)
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Barman on July 09, 2010, 06:13:08 AM
Priceless yesterday!  noooo:

Took her to an ancient archaeological site where civilisations have built their homes and temples over the millennia.... some amazing Roman ruins and baths remain visible.... quite awesome to see.

Miss D's response? "That rock over there looks like a fish"....  ::)
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 09, 2010, 06:20:39 AM
Ancient feckin Roman site my arse ... I'm sure it was BM's first attempt at building a shower....and the rock sooooooooooooooooo did look like a fish  lol:

That man has no imagination  noooo:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 09, 2010, 06:22:57 AM
Today we are going up BM's me 'ill .....Mount Olympus  eeek:

I'm sure there is the equivalent of the Growlercam so that you can see BM cooking his streaky at the top  whistle:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Barman on July 09, 2010, 06:27:20 AM
 noooo:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Snoopy on July 09, 2010, 08:01:45 AM
Today we are going up BM's me 'ill .....Mount Olympus  eeek:

I'm sure there is the equivalent of the Growlercam so that you can see BM cooking his streaky at the top  whistle:

Euphemism # 9987600987
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Barman on July 09, 2010, 08:10:33 AM
Today we are going up BM's me 'ill .....Mount Olympus  eeek:

I'm sure there is the equivalent of the Growlercam so that you can see BM cooking his streaky at the top  whistle:

Euphemism # 9987600987

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 09, 2010, 03:42:57 PM
The day started off with BM paying homage to a wind turbine  rubschin:  I have pictures  8)

Then mountaineering on a Nature Trail on Mount Olympus

Followed by purchasing some local fruit from the local villager ...who comes from Mitcham , London  lol:

Then off to a waterfall and stuff.

A most thoroughly , excellent day  cloud9:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Nick on July 09, 2010, 03:45:56 PM
Are you burnt?
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Barman on July 09, 2010, 03:46:04 PM
Miss D in the car >>>>   (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sleep006.gif&hash=b5b952cd093c9210b06f92d22256683366ef3b6e) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 09, 2010, 03:48:11 PM
I fell asleep on the way back .....it was hot  redface:

Sorry Nick , not burnt , or in need of vaseline. I am being most sensible  angel1
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 09, 2010, 03:51:57 PM
Miss Din the car >>>>   (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sleep006.gif&hash=b5b952cd093c9210b06f92d22256683366ef3b6e) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

Is that intentional, if so I would start worrying about now. scared2:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Barman on July 09, 2010, 03:52:55 PM
Miss Din the car >>>>   (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sleep006.gif&hash=b5b952cd093c9210b06f92d22256683366ef3b6e) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

Is that intentional, if so I would start worrying about now. scared2:

A somple spilling mustook...  lol:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Pastis on July 09, 2010, 03:56:10 PM
I fell asleep on the way back .....it was hot  redface:


Same here... 28.2ºC currently in the office. Had to have a siesta this arvo  cloud9:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 09, 2010, 04:42:55 PM
In fact it is positively good manners to conserve one's energy  lol:

He's now burning his meat on the Barbie and blaring out hits from his youth and asking if I recognise them  Shrugs:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Barman on July 09, 2010, 04:45:23 PM
In fact it is positively good manners to conserve one's energy  lol:

He's now burning his meat on the Barbie and blaring out hits from his youth and asking if I recognise them  Shrugs:

YOUR SUPPER IS READY!  cussing:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Pastis on July 09, 2010, 04:46:22 PM
Wait 'til he gets into his Air Guitar phase ...  shocked003
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Snoopy on July 09, 2010, 04:47:59 PM
Wait til he plays "Long Haired Lover from Liverpool"  lol:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 09, 2010, 05:12:59 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsqnG-w3zIk

Another well loved favorite of his. whistle:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 10, 2010, 12:35:25 AM
Thank you Miss C, I now have this as an earworm  evil:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHtfZCMYCP0
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Barman on July 10, 2010, 06:33:38 AM
Oh my head...  surrender:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Just One More on July 10, 2010, 06:45:30 AM
You prolly have to much blood in your alcohol system
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Barman on July 10, 2010, 06:46:36 AM
You prolly have to much blood in your alcohol system

Perhaps....  rubschin:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 10, 2010, 06:48:25 AM
He took the BOX of wine with him into the minema last night and all the way through the film I could just hear his glass being filled up  whistle:

At least, I hope it was that or he was pissing himself a lot  rubschin:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Just One More on July 10, 2010, 06:55:53 AM
Was it a slim box?  point:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Barman on July 10, 2010, 07:01:17 AM
I think the high temperatures were causing my wine to evaporate like...

Mind you, the big pile of Mini-Magnums that Miss D took down to the Minema should have cooled things down a bit... whistle:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 10, 2010, 09:59:44 AM
Thank you Miss C, I now have this as an earworm  evil:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHtfZCMYCP0

My pleasure Mr G. ;)
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 10, 2010, 03:54:30 PM
I think I may be a little red  redface:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Pastis on July 10, 2010, 03:59:58 PM
I think I may be a little red  redface:

If it's any consolation you'd be just the same here ... we's 'avin' a scorcher! The folk sunbathing in the park today will be having an uncomfortable night tonight  whistle:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Nick on July 10, 2010, 04:37:13 PM
I think I may be a little red  redface:

Whereabouts?  eyes:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Barman on July 10, 2010, 05:42:54 PM
I think I may be a little red  redface:

Whereabouts?  eyes:

All the bits that show...  whistle:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 10, 2010, 06:14:04 PM
I think I may be a little red  redface:

Whereabouts?  eyes:

All the bits that show...  whistle:
#
For someone with a bucket on his head this is some observation. noooo:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 12, 2010, 03:29:49 PM
Back to blighty in a couple of hours  sad24:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Barman on July 12, 2010, 03:31:10 PM
 shutup:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Nick on July 12, 2010, 03:35:47 PM
I hear his helmet needs a rub.

That was quick though.  noooo:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 12, 2010, 03:37:37 PM
I'm sure he can rub his own helmet  noooo:

Indeed has gone quick  sad24: ( for me ...BM is putting out the flags  lol: )
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Nick on July 12, 2010, 03:46:15 PM
To celebrate your leaving?
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Barman on July 12, 2010, 05:54:22 PM
She has gone...  sad24:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Pastis on July 12, 2010, 06:07:58 PM
She has gone...  sad24:

You mean you've dumped her at the airport, like?
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Barman on July 12, 2010, 06:09:08 PM
She has gone...  sad24:

You mean you've dumped her at the airport, like?

Yes...  redface:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Pastis on July 12, 2010, 06:11:32 PM
She has gone...  sad24:

You mean you've dumped her at the airport, like?

Yes...  redface:

I never like goodbyes either ... fancy a pint?  ;D
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Barman on July 12, 2010, 06:26:20 PM
She has gone...  sad24:

You mean you've dumped her at the airport, like?

Yes...  redface:

I never like goodbyes either ... fancy a pint?  ;D

I've got one...  ;)
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Nick on July 13, 2010, 01:55:42 PM
I note on Faceache that Miss D has posted a pic of herself IN A BIKINI  whistle:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Barman on July 13, 2010, 01:58:48 PM
I note on Faceache that Miss D has posted a pic of herself IN A BIKINI  whistle:

As long as she hasn't posted a picture of me in one!  lol:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 13, 2010, 01:59:35 PM
I note on Faceache that Miss D has posted a pic of herself IN A BIKINI  whistle:

God that didn't take you any time at all did it  lol:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Nick on July 13, 2010, 02:00:37 PM
My clever new pooter alerted me  angel1
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 13, 2010, 02:00:51 PM
I note on Faceache that Miss D has posted a pic of herself IN A BIKINI  whistle:

As long as she hasn't posted a picture of me in one!  lol:

I was selective about what pictures I posted BM don't you worry now. A girl always need to have a bit of something for blackmail purposes  whistle:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 13, 2010, 02:01:26 PM
My clever new pooter alerted me  angel1

It understands some things then  lol:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Barman on July 13, 2010, 02:04:21 PM
My clever new pooter alerted me  angel1

Stalker alert!  point:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Barman on July 13, 2010, 02:04:51 PM
I note on Faceache that Miss D has posted a pic of herself IN A BIKINI  whistle:

As long as she hasn't posted a picture of me in one!  lol:

I was selective about what pictures I posted BM don't you worry now. A girl always need to have a bit of something for blackmail purposes  whistle:

That's a relief... sort of like....  rubschin:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 13, 2010, 02:20:23 PM
Not executive though  lol:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Barman on July 13, 2010, 02:22:05 PM
Not executive though  lol:

No...  cry:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 13, 2010, 02:29:04 PM
My clever new pooter alerted me  angel1

Stalker alert!  point:

Nick must have programmed key trigger words  rubschin:

Bikini
Octopus
Tesco
That should suffice  lol:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Barman on July 13, 2010, 02:56:54 PM
My clever new pooter alerted me  angel1

Stalker alert!  point:

Nick must have programmed key trigger words  rubschin:

Bikini
Octopus
Tesco
That should suffice  lol:


 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: tel on July 13, 2010, 05:00:10 PM
I note on Faceache that Miss D has posted a pic of herself IN A BIKINI  whistle:

So she must feel that the time at the gym was worth it.
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Barman on July 13, 2010, 05:34:01 PM
I note on Faceache that Miss D has posted a pic of herself IN A BIKINI  whistle:

So she must feel that the time at the gym was worth it.

Oh it was...  eyes:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: tel on July 13, 2010, 05:47:46 PM
I note on Faceache that Miss D has posted a pic of herself IN A BIKINI  whistle:

So she must feel that the time at the gym was worth it.

Oh it was...  eyes:

I guess she will take that as a compliment (just has to ignore the drooling)
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Barman on July 13, 2010, 06:15:24 PM
I note on Faceache that Miss D has posted a pic of herself IN A BIKINI  whistle:

So she must feel that the time at the gym was worth it.

Oh it was...  eyes:

I guess she will take that as a compliment (just has to ignore the drooling)

She didn't seem to mind the drooling...  lol:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 13, 2010, 06:21:10 PM
It wasn't for me tho was it  ;) ..... Even I squirmed with embarrassment on your behalf  whistle:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Barman on July 13, 2010, 06:22:30 PM
It wasn't for me tho was it  ;) ..... Even I squirmed with embarrassment on your behalf  whistle:

 redface: redface: redface:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 13, 2010, 06:24:56 PM
I note on Faceache that Miss D has posted a pic of herself IN A BIKINI  whistle:

So she must feel that the time at the gym was worth it.

I still have a 'fair way to go' but am more happier,  in myself  like , than I have been in a long time  8)
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: tel on July 13, 2010, 08:30:38 PM
I note on Faceache that Miss D has posted a pic of herself IN A BIKINI  whistle:

So she must feel that the time at the gym was worth it.

I still have a 'fair way to go' but am more happier,  in myself  like , than I have been in a long time  8)

Good girl.
Keep it up, so to speak.
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Barman on July 24, 2010, 09:15:02 AM
“Dear Lion,

I have visited Curium Beach near Episkopi with friends/visitors to Cyprus twice within the
past three weeks and to my dismay have seen raw sewage floating in the sea alongside
swimmers and being washed up on the beach. When I mentioned it to the life guard, I was
told they knew about it and the sea had been inspected and it was not classed as hazardous
to our health.

Could you please tell me who is responsible for the cleanliness of this beach as it is
disgusting?

Yours faithfully,
Mrs Sutcliffe”

The reply:

“I would like to reassure Mrs Sutcliffe that however unsightly this material may be, it does
not represent a health hazard. Furthermore, despite appearance, we are confident that this
is not human waste, and very strong circumstantial evidence indicates that it is in fact from
turtles. I hope that the following will provide a little reassurance.

We experienced a similar situation last year and conducted investigations to establish the
source. All BFC facilities were checked to ensure there were no leaks, facilities in local
villages were inspected, and ships entering Limassol were checked to ensure they had not
been illegally discharging at sea. Nothing untoward was discovered.

The Cyprus Tourist Organisation conducted samples of the water at Curium and these established that there
was no hazard to health. Most reassuringly perhaps, further laboratory tests in Nicosia
indicated that the matter was not in fact human. Based on similar experiences in Hawaii,
speculation at the time suggested it was from turtles. Further tests are now being
conducted.

The SBAA Environmental Team has conducted its own tests. I need to stress that these are
not scientifically recognised but they do reveal that the waste matter is composed entirely of
vegetable matter, with a strong probability that it is sea grass. The organisms within it are
not from mammals. This, and the fact that the material has only been seen during the turtle
breeding season, lends credibility, however incredible it may sound, to the notion that this is
indeed from turtles. Scientific investigations will continue and we will ensure that the results
are publicised as soon as they are known.

James Gondelle
Administrative secretary HQ SBAA”.
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Just One More on July 24, 2010, 09:30:03 AM
Do they ever get a "turtles head"  rubschin:  redface:
Title: Re: The new all new Miss D's trip to Cyprus disasters thread
Post by: Barman on July 24, 2010, 09:31:53 AM
Do they ever get a "turtles head"  rubschin:  redface:

 lol: lol: lol: