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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on June 26, 2010, 10:13:46 AM
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eveilgrin:
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evil:
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What can possibly go wrong*
*how long do I have ?
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What can possibly go wrong*
*how long do I have ?
A week-ad-a-bit I think....
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It will be OK as long as she carries weapons. #1: The Goatpoon
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It will be OK as long as she carries weapons. #1: The Goatpoon
BarmanPoon...? scared2:
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It will be OK as long as she carries weapons. #1: The Goatpoon
BarmanPoon...? scared2:
Weathers-poon?
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It will be OK as long as she carries weapons. #1: The Goatpoon
BarmanPoon...? scared2:
Weathers-poon?
cloud9:
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I live a charmed life ...nothing will go wrong noooo: noooo: noooo:
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happy001 happy001 happy001
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I live a charmed life ...nothing will go wrong noooo: noooo: noooo:
Quite so.
I am sure Easy-Plumbers is a totally different company.
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So when does the Eagle land?
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06 July 2010 21:40 scared2:
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Popcorn:
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What could possibly go wrong...? rubschin:
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Day 1:
Flight delayed by annual French air traffic controllers strike. Arrive Cyprus 7 hours late and find BM pissed in Airport bar. I seem to be his "beshtest frend" ::)
Somehow get back to BM Towers where he tries to serenade me with his guitar. Deliver crushing blow to his head.
Find a goat in my room and shoo it into bed with BM. Both seem delighted.
Eat some choc and hit the voddy.
It is pouring with rain here.
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lol: lol:
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Day 1:
Flight delayed by annual French air traffic controllers strike. Arrive Cyprus 7 hours late and find BM pissed in Airport bar. I seem to be his "beshtest frend" ::)
Somehow get back to BM Towers where he tries to serenade me with his guitar. Deliver crushing blow to his head.
Find a goat in my room and shoo it into bed with BM. Both seem delighted.
Eat some choc and hit the voddy.
It is pouring with rain here.
rubschin:
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Miss D arrives at destination to discover BM is not there. It appears he is so wrapped up in Me Mi he forgot the time.
Miss D has to get cab and go the scenic route cloud9:
Arrives at BM towers and spends forever trying to be heard over the Val Doonican tunes being blasted out from the garage.
Gives up and goes next door to lovely neighbour where they spend the night catching up, drinking voddy and dancing round the front room ;D
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Miss D arrives at destination to discover BM is not there. It appears he is so wrapped up in Me Mi he forgot the time.
Miss D has to get cab and go the scenic route cloud9:
Arrives at BM towers and spends forever trying to be heard over the Val Doonican tunes being blasted out from the garage.
Gives up and goes next door to lovely neighbour where they spend the night catching up, drinking voddy and dancing round the front room ;D
rubschin:
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BM just sent me a message asking for any special dietary requirements during my stay - I believe he is taking his tartan shopping trolley out for a walk soon.
I tried not to be too demanding and asked if I may have a boiled egg and soldiers in the morning......
The response and I quote
" Oh, and you can feck off if you think I'm going to be boiling eggs " lol: lol: lol:
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redface:
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The soldiers however ... are no problem eyes:
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The soldiers however ... are no problem eyes:
eyes:
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BM just sent me a message asking for any special dietary requirements during my stay - I believe he is taking his tartan shopping trolley out for a walk soon.
I tried not to be too demanding and asked if I may have a boiled egg and soldiers in the morning......
The response and I quote
" Oh, and you can feck off if you think I'm going to be boiling eggs " lol: lol: lol:
Well I'm sorry MD...no I'm not on 2nd thoughts....but he IS a very very busy man, firklin' ferretin' and fecklin' our Me Mi cloud9: up for everyones benefit in here, ok?
In other werds, make 'em your bloody self you lazy owld trout. ::)
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BM just sent me a message asking for any special dietary requirements during my stay - I believe he is taking his tartan shopping trolley out for a walk soon.
I tried not to be too demanding and asked if I may have a boiled egg and soldiers in the morning......
The response and I quote
" Oh, and you can feck off if you think I'm going to be boiling eggs " lol: lol: lol:
Well I'm sorry MD...no I'm not on 2nd thoughts....but he IS a very very busy man, firklin' ferretin' and fecklin' our Me Mi cloud9: up for everyones benefit in here, ok?
In other werds, make 'em your bloody self you lazy owld trout. ::)
Yeah... and make a full English for me while you are at it you lazy owld trout! point:
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lol: lol: lol:
You're brave BM now yer mates have arrived as back up whistle:
Wait til LL finds out you are being nasty to me sad24:
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lol: lol: lol:
You're brave BM now yer mates have arrived as back up whistle:
Wait til LL finds out you are being nasty to me sad24:
eeek:
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lol: lol: lol:
You're brave BM now yer mates have arrived as back up whistle:
Wait til LL finds out you are being nasty to me sad24:
Put her in touch with me then BM. I'll sort her no problem.
I have a nack and way of dealing with troublseome wimmins, oh yes. eveilgrin:
MD. You just remember that you are BM's guest over there, and show him some respect....like for instance, mmmmmmm rubschin:..cookin' HIS brekky while he's werkin' on our Me Mi. cloud9:
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lol: lol: lol:
You're brave BM now yer mates have arrived as back up whistle:
Wait til LL finds out you are being nasty to me sad24:
Put her in touch with me then BM. I'll sort her no problem.
I have a nack and way of dealing with troublseome wimmins, oh yes. eveilgrin:
MD. You just remember that you are BM's guest over there, and show him some respect....like for instance, mmmmmmm rubschin:..cookin' HIS brekky while he's werkin' on our Me Mi. cloud9:
Full English mind... with fried bread like! cloud9:
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lol: lol: lol:
You're brave BM now yer mates have arrived as back up whistle:
Wait til LL finds out you are being nasty to me sad24:
Put her in touch with me then BM. I'll sort her no problem.
I have a nack and way of dealing with troublseome wimmins, oh yes. eveilgrin:
MD. You just remember that you are BM's guest over there, and show him some respect....like for instance, mmmmmmm rubschin:..cookin' HIS brekky while he's werkin' on our Me Mi. cloud9:
Full English mind... with fried bread like! cloud9:
I have a mental image of you wearing a frying pan ~ in place of the bucket point:
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She just sent me this! scared2:
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She just sent me this! scared2:
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Those are the same stockings suspenders shoes she was wearing at out last Sunday Lunch! eeek:
Be afraid! Very afraid!
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She just sent me this! scared2:
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Those are the same stockings suspenders shoes she was wearing at out last Sunday Lunch! eeek:
Be afraid! Very afraid!
I am! scared2:
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I shall cook breakfast BM ...but nothing will be fried, it will all be fresh fruit and vegetables and shots of natural wheatgrass etc and shall use every appliance in the kitchen whistle:
Now Are you sure I can't have egg and soldiers whistle:
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I shall cook breakfast BM ...but nothing will be fried, it will all be fresh fruit and vegetables and shots of natural wheatgrass etc and shall use every appliance in the kitchen whistle:
Now Are you sure I can't have egg and soldiers whistle:
Natural wheatgrass - what is that shite...? Shrugs:
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Psssst Miss D I have a wonderful recipe for
grazed braised shin bones. eveilgrin:
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May come in handy Miss C whistle:
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I shall cook breakfast BM ...but nothing will be fried, it will all be fresh fruit and vegetables and shots of natural wheatgrass etc and shall use every appliance in the kitchen whistle:
Now Are you sure I can't have egg and soldiers whistle:
Natural wheatgrass - what is that shite...? Shrugs:
You haven't been on a Spa day have you BM? rubschin:
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Psssst Miss D I have a wonderful recipe for grazed braised shin bones. eveilgrin:
sick2:
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I shall cook breakfast BM ...but nothing will be fried, it will all be fresh fruit and vegetables and shots of natural wheatgrass etc and shall use every appliance in the kitchen whistle:
Now Are you sure I can't have egg and soldiers whistle:
Natural wheatgrass - what is that shite...? Shrugs:
Wimmins so called 'healthy living' ::) shite cus they're FAT and trying to convince everyone they're losing weight type crap stuff like.
Give me strength.
Just wait 'til I come over to inspect our Me Mi cloud9: BM.
Full English fry up every day, and cooked outside (BY ME with no whinging) for extra flavour too!
Sweet as a bag o' big nuts! cloud9:
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I shall cook breakfast BM ...but nothing will be fried, it will all be fresh fruit and vegetables and shots of natural wheatgrass etc and shall use every appliance in the kitchen whistle:
Now Are you sure I can't have egg and soldiers whistle:
Natural wheatgrass - what is that shite...? Shrugs:
You haven't been on a Spa day have you BM? rubschin:
noooo:
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I shall cook breakfast BM ...but nothing will be fried, it will all be fresh fruit and vegetables and shots of natural wheatgrass etc and shall use every appliance in the kitchen whistle:
Now Are you sure I can't have egg and soldiers whistle:
Natural wheatgrass - what is that shite...? Shrugs:
Wimmins so called 'healthy living' ::) shite cus they're FAT and trying to convince everyone they're losing weight type crap stuff like.
Give me strength.
Just wait 'til I come over to inspect our Me Mi cloud9: BM.
Full English fry up every day, and cooked outside (BY ME with no whinging) for extra flavour too!
Sweet as a bag o' big nuts! cloud9:
cloud9:
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Natural wheatgrass - what is that shite...? Shrugs:
Wimmins so called 'healthy living' ::) shite cus they're FAT and trying to convince everyone they're losing weight type crap stuff like.
Give me strength.
Just wait 'til I come over to inspect our Me Mi cloud9: BM.
Full English fry up every day, and cooked outside (BY ME with no whinging) for extra flavour too!
Sweet as a bag o' big nuts! cloud9:
But you are a bloke ...all talk and no action lol:
I'm actually going whistle:
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Natural wheatgrass - what is that shite...? Shrugs:
Wimmins so called 'healthy living' ::) shite cus they're FAT and trying to convince everyone they're losing weight type crap stuff like.
Give me strength.
Just wait 'til I come over to inspect our Me Mi cloud9: BM.
Full English fry up every day, and cooked outside (BY ME with no whinging) for extra flavour too!
Sweet as a bag o' big nuts! cloud9:
But you are a bloke ...all talk and no action lol:
I'm actually going whistle:
What the hell are you ramblin' on about you ey, what, exactly like? confused:
BM, why are you puttin' yerself through this ey, why?
A few months without a wumman about the place, and you invite another random one over? Shrugs:
If you'd 'ad yer 'ed screwed on proper like, this could have been a great and golden opportunity to get the lads over for a mega monster humongous big piss up eastdrink048 and load of laughs.
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Natural wheatgrass - what is that shite...? Shrugs:
Wimmins so called 'healthy living' ::) shite cus they're FAT and trying to convince everyone they're losing weight type crap stuff like.
Give me strength.
Just wait 'til I come over to inspect our Me Mi cloud9: BM.
Full English fry up every day, and cooked outside (BY ME with no whinging) for extra flavour too!
Sweet as a bag o' big nuts! cloud9:
But you are a bloke ...all talk and no action lol:
I'm actually going whistle:
What the hell are you ramblin' on about you ey, what, exactly like? confused:
BM, why are you puttin' yerself through this ey, why?
A few months without a wumman about the place, and you invite another random one over? Shrugs:
If you'd 'ad yer 'ed screwed on proper like, this could have been a great and golden opportunity to get the lads over for a mega monster humongous big piss up eastdrink048 and load of laughs.
I have a mahoosive pile of ironing.... whistle:
And the lads are welcome at any time... cloud9:
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I am one of the lads lol:
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I am one of the lads lol:
And can come at any time? rubschin:
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I am one of the lads lol:
And can come at any time? rubschin:
eeek:
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nonono:
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I am one of the lads lol:
Well ACT like one then, cook the brekkies and help get our Me Mi cloud9: fixed.
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nonono:
WOT?
Shrugs:
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I am one of the lads lol:
Well ACT like one then, cook the brekkies and help get our Me Mi cloud9: fixed.
I don't think BM would appreciate my interference with the car and I daren't bloody well risk your wrath if I bodge anything up scared2: . I know my limitations lol:
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Good news Miss D!
Scorechio again today and forecast scorchio (32) all next week too....
Bring your sun at like...
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I will be going to buy me sun tan lotion today .....spray version of course ...no need for assistance in application lol: lol: lol:
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I will be going to buy me sun tan lotion today .....spray version of course ...no need for assistance in application lol: lol: lol:
evil:
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...firklin' ferretin' and fecklin' our Me Mi cloud9: up for everyones benefit in here, ok?
How does that work then? Do we each get to use it one month a year like? Can I book November please.
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...firklin' ferretin' and fecklin' our Me Mi cloud9: up for everyones benefit in here, ok?
How does that work then? Do we each get to use it one month a year like? Can I book November please.
I hope you're not thinking of this November! lol:
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Is this the first time share car ? rubschin:
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Yes, we can all take turns pushing it.
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Yes, we can all take turns pushing it.
evil:
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Yes, we can all take turns pushing it.
evil:
happy001 happy001I hope you're not thinking of this November! lol:
2012 ~ the sprogs turn 17 then, I wouldn't want them driving my car would I?
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Yes, we can all take turns pushing it.
evil:
happy001 happy001I hope you're not thinking of this November! lol:
2012 ~ the sprogs turn 17 then, I wouldn't want them driving my car would I?
rubschin:
Might be finished then.... redface:
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MMMMMMmmm have just finished the first round of packing ....now to go back and reduce some of it redface:
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rubschin:
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lol: lol: lol:
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MMMMMMmmm have just finished the first round of packing ....now to go back and reduce some of it redface:
You will be gone for a while then Miss D...
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MMMMMMmmm have just finished the first round of packing ....now to go back and reduce some of it redface:
'Accidentally forget' BM's orders..... whistle:
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MMMMMMmmm have just finished the first round of packing ....now to go back and reduce some of it redface:
'Accidentally forget' BM's orders..... whistle:
eeek:
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.... I need Mr. Tool! scared2:
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MMMMMMmmm have just finished the first round of packing ....now to go back and reduce some of it redface:
'Accidentally forget' BM's orders..... whistle:
eeek:
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.... I need Mr. Tool! scared2:
shutup:
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MMMMMMmmm have just finished the first round of packing ....now to go back and reduce some of it redface:
'Accidentally forget' BM's orders..... whistle:
eeek:
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.... I need Mr. Tool! scared2:
shutup:
lol: lol: lol:
It is actually a torque wrench... but then I suppose I would say that wouldn't I....? rubschin:
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Now that's going to look good on the X-Ray machine lol:
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lol: lol: lol:
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Oh yes ur tools.....knew there was something else I had to pack whistle:
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Oh yes ur tools.....knew there was something else I had to pack whistle:
eeek:
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MMMMMMmmm have just finished the first round of packing ....now to go back and reduce some of it redface:
'Accidentally forget' BM's orders..... whistle:
eeek:
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.... I need Mr. Tool! scared2:
shutup:
lol: lol: lol:
It is actually a torque wrench... but then I suppose I would say that wouldn't I....? rubschin:
You are all torque, no action. noooo:
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drumroll:
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MMMMMMmmm have just finished the first round of packing ....now to go back and reduce some of it redface:
'Accidentally forget' BM's orders..... whistle:
eeek:
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.... I need Mr. Tool! scared2:
shutup:
lol: lol: lol:
It is actually a torque wrench... but then I suppose I would say that wouldn't I....? rubschin:
You are all torque, no action. noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
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MMMMMMmmm have just finished the first round of packing ....now to go back and reduce some of it redface:
'Accidentally forget' BM's orders..... whistle:
eeek:
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.... I need Mr. Tool! scared2:
shutup:
lol: lol: lol:
It is actually a torque wrench... but then I suppose I would say that wouldn't I....? rubschin:
You are all torque, no action. noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
I can hear it now .........
"Did you pack these bags yourself Madam?"
"Oh Yeth"
"And are all these items for your 'AHEM' personal use?"
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"Torque wrench lands mysteriously in German town; possible revenge for England World Cup exit"
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I read that as Torque Wench redface:
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As did I Snoops. confused:
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I hope she had a parachute scared2:
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Crater noooo:
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She is watching the footy.... ::)
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She's bored with you already then?
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FEED HER VODDY
point: point: point: point: point: point:
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FEED HER VODDY
point: point: point: point: point: point:
I have... eveilgrin:
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Ok I have arrived here safely. Uneventful journey - efficient and did what is said on the tin, Easyjet flight cloud9:
noooo: noooo:
BM has produced a bottle of voddy from the freezer and I am having to consume quite a bit as it is really freckin hot here lol:
He moaned about the weight of my suitcase but has carried it up to my room. I have done a sweep of my room . No bugs, camera's or hidden devices that I can see rubschin:
Have seen the Me Mi ...told him it looked like a skull ...don't think he was impressed whistle:
Oh ...and apparently I had my feet up on the new sofa scared2:
Day 1 in the Big Brother house
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She is still snoring away upstairs... ::)
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I'm not snoring ...that is an anti BM device that is triggered anytime you come near my bedroom door whistle:
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Oh... redface:
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I'm not snoring ...that is an anti BM device that is triggered anytime you come near my bedroom door whistle:
Did you get much sleep then? whistle:
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lol:
I had my axe under my pillow as well ...always need a back up plan ;)
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I thought they abolished slavery...? evil:
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I'm not snoring ...that is an anti BM device that is triggered anytime you come near my bedroom door whistle:
Did you set up the EyeballPoonTM on the keyhole as well?
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Blocked with toilet paper.... evil:
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She is nutty... whacky115
She sat in the pool extolling the virtues of simplifying the language...
So instead of having 'fingers' and 'toes' in Miss D's world you'd have 'hand fingers' and 'foot fingers'... rubschin:
This brilliant idea would apparently remove the need to have words for manicure and pedicure.... noooo:
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noooo:
double plus ungood
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Well it is based on the fact that I essentially don't like the word pedicure lol:
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Well it is based on the fact that I essentially don't like the word pedicure lol:
'A manicure of my foot toes' being much neater.... whacky115
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Feet to me are like shins to BM sick2:
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Feet to me are like shins to BM sick2:
noooo:
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Off sightseeing today once I have rehydrated redface:
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Use a hose pipe and funnel Miss D, BM will rig it up for you, it will be much faster. ;)
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Priceless yesterday! noooo:
Took her to an ancient archaeological site where civilisations have built their homes and temples over the millennia.... some amazing Roman ruins and baths remain visible.... quite awesome to see.
Miss D's response? "That rock over there looks like a fish".... ::)
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Ancient feckin Roman site my arse ... I'm sure it was BM's first attempt at building a shower....and the rock sooooooooooooooooo did look like a fish lol:
That man has no imagination noooo:
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Today we are going up BM's me 'ill .....Mount Olympus eeek:
I'm sure there is the equivalent of the Growlercam so that you can see BM cooking his streaky at the top whistle:
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noooo:
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Today we are going up BM's me 'ill .....Mount Olympus eeek:
I'm sure there is the equivalent of the Growlercam so that you can see BM cooking his streaky at the top whistle:
Euphemism # 9987600987
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Today we are going up BM's me 'ill .....Mount Olympus eeek:
I'm sure there is the equivalent of the Growlercam so that you can see BM cooking his streaky at the top whistle:
Euphemism # 9987600987
lol: lol: lol:
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The day started off with BM paying homage to a wind turbine rubschin: I have pictures 8)
Then mountaineering on a Nature Trail on Mount Olympus
Followed by purchasing some local fruit from the local villager ...who comes from Mitcham , London lol:
Then off to a waterfall and stuff.
A most thoroughly , excellent day cloud9:
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Are you burnt?
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I fell asleep on the way back .....it was hot redface:
Sorry Nick , not burnt , or in need of vaseline. I am being most sensible angel1
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Is that intentional, if so I would start worrying about now. scared2:
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Is that intentional, if so I would start worrying about now. scared2:
A somple spilling mustook... lol:
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I fell asleep on the way back .....it was hot redface:
Same here... 28.2ºC currently in the office. Had to have a siesta this arvo cloud9:
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In fact it is positively good manners to conserve one's energy lol:
He's now burning his meat on the Barbie and blaring out hits from his youth and asking if I recognise them Shrugs:
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In fact it is positively good manners to conserve one's energy lol:
He's now burning his meat on the Barbie and blaring out hits from his youth and asking if I recognise them Shrugs:
YOUR SUPPER IS READY! cussing:
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Wait 'til he gets into his Air Guitar phase ... shocked003
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Wait til he plays "Long Haired Lover from Liverpool" lol:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsqnG-w3zIk
Another well loved favorite of his. whistle:
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Thank you Miss C, I now have this as an earworm evil:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHtfZCMYCP0
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Oh my head... surrender:
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You prolly have to much blood in your alcohol system
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You prolly have to much blood in your alcohol system
Perhaps.... rubschin:
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He took the BOX of wine with him into the minema last night and all the way through the film I could just hear his glass being filled up whistle:
At least, I hope it was that or he was pissing himself a lot rubschin:
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Was it a slim box? point:
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I think the high temperatures were causing my wine to evaporate like...
Mind you, the big pile of Mini-Magnums that Miss D took down to the Minema should have cooled things down a bit... whistle:
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Thank you Miss C, I now have this as an earworm evil:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHtfZCMYCP0
My pleasure Mr G. ;)
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I think I may be a little red redface:
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I think I may be a little red redface:
If it's any consolation you'd be just the same here ... we's 'avin' a scorcher! The folk sunbathing in the park today will be having an uncomfortable night tonight whistle:
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I think I may be a little red redface:
Whereabouts? eyes:
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I think I may be a little red redface:
Whereabouts? eyes:
All the bits that show... whistle:
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I think I may be a little red redface:
Whereabouts? eyes:
All the bits that show... whistle:
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For someone with a bucket on his head this is some observation. noooo:
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Back to blighty in a couple of hours sad24:
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shutup:
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I hear his helmet needs a rub.
That was quick though. noooo:
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I'm sure he can rub his own helmet noooo:
Indeed has gone quick sad24: ( for me ...BM is putting out the flags lol: )
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To celebrate your leaving?
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She has gone... sad24:
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She has gone... sad24:
You mean you've dumped her at the airport, like?
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She has gone... sad24:
You mean you've dumped her at the airport, like?
Yes... redface:
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She has gone... sad24:
You mean you've dumped her at the airport, like?
Yes... redface:
I never like goodbyes either ... fancy a pint? ;D
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She has gone... sad24:
You mean you've dumped her at the airport, like?
Yes... redface:
I never like goodbyes either ... fancy a pint? ;D
I've got one... ;)
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I note on Faceache that Miss D has posted a pic of herself IN A BIKINI whistle:
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I note on Faceache that Miss D has posted a pic of herself IN A BIKINI whistle:
As long as she hasn't posted a picture of me in one! lol:
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I note on Faceache that Miss D has posted a pic of herself IN A BIKINI whistle:
God that didn't take you any time at all did it lol:
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My clever new pooter alerted me angel1
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I note on Faceache that Miss D has posted a pic of herself IN A BIKINI whistle:
As long as she hasn't posted a picture of me in one! lol:
I was selective about what pictures I posted BM don't you worry now. A girl always need to have a bit of something for blackmail purposes whistle:
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My clever new pooter alerted me angel1
It understands some things then lol:
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My clever new pooter alerted me angel1
Stalker alert! point:
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I note on Faceache that Miss D has posted a pic of herself IN A BIKINI whistle:
As long as she hasn't posted a picture of me in one! lol:
I was selective about what pictures I posted BM don't you worry now. A girl always need to have a bit of something for blackmail purposes whistle:
That's a relief... sort of like.... rubschin:
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Not executive though lol:
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Not executive though lol:
No... cry:
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My clever new pooter alerted me angel1
Stalker alert! point:
Nick must have programmed key trigger words rubschin:
Bikini
Octopus
Tesco
That should suffice lol:
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My clever new pooter alerted me angel1
Stalker alert! point:
Nick must have programmed key trigger words rubschin:
Bikini
Octopus
Tesco
That should suffice lol:
lol: lol: lol:
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I note on Faceache that Miss D has posted a pic of herself IN A BIKINI whistle:
So she must feel that the time at the gym was worth it.
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I note on Faceache that Miss D has posted a pic of herself IN A BIKINI whistle:
So she must feel that the time at the gym was worth it.
Oh it was... eyes:
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I note on Faceache that Miss D has posted a pic of herself IN A BIKINI whistle:
So she must feel that the time at the gym was worth it.
Oh it was... eyes:
I guess she will take that as a compliment (just has to ignore the drooling)
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I note on Faceache that Miss D has posted a pic of herself IN A BIKINI whistle:
So she must feel that the time at the gym was worth it.
Oh it was... eyes:
I guess she will take that as a compliment (just has to ignore the drooling)
She didn't seem to mind the drooling... lol:
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It wasn't for me tho was it ;) ..... Even I squirmed with embarrassment on your behalf whistle:
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It wasn't for me tho was it ;) ..... Even I squirmed with embarrassment on your behalf whistle:
redface: redface: redface:
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I note on Faceache that Miss D has posted a pic of herself IN A BIKINI whistle:
So she must feel that the time at the gym was worth it.
I still have a 'fair way to go' but am more happier, in myself like , than I have been in a long time 8)
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I note on Faceache that Miss D has posted a pic of herself IN A BIKINI whistle:
So she must feel that the time at the gym was worth it.
I still have a 'fair way to go' but am more happier, in myself like , than I have been in a long time 8)
Good girl.
Keep it up, so to speak.
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“Dear Lion,
I have visited Curium Beach near Episkopi with friends/visitors to Cyprus twice within the
past three weeks and to my dismay have seen raw sewage floating in the sea alongside
swimmers and being washed up on the beach. When I mentioned it to the life guard, I was
told they knew about it and the sea had been inspected and it was not classed as hazardous
to our health.
Could you please tell me who is responsible for the cleanliness of this beach as it is
disgusting?
Yours faithfully,
Mrs Sutcliffe”
The reply:
“I would like to reassure Mrs Sutcliffe that however unsightly this material may be, it does
not represent a health hazard. Furthermore, despite appearance, we are confident that this
is not human waste, and very strong circumstantial evidence indicates that it is in fact from
turtles. I hope that the following will provide a little reassurance.
We experienced a similar situation last year and conducted investigations to establish the
source. All BFC facilities were checked to ensure there were no leaks, facilities in local
villages were inspected, and ships entering Limassol were checked to ensure they had not
been illegally discharging at sea. Nothing untoward was discovered.
The Cyprus Tourist Organisation conducted samples of the water at Curium and these established that there
was no hazard to health. Most reassuringly perhaps, further laboratory tests in Nicosia
indicated that the matter was not in fact human. Based on similar experiences in Hawaii,
speculation at the time suggested it was from turtles. Further tests are now being
conducted.
The SBAA Environmental Team has conducted its own tests. I need to stress that these are
not scientifically recognised but they do reveal that the waste matter is composed entirely of
vegetable matter, with a strong probability that it is sea grass. The organisms within it are
not from mammals. This, and the fact that the material has only been seen during the turtle
breeding season, lends credibility, however incredible it may sound, to the notion that this is
indeed from turtles. Scientific investigations will continue and we will ensure that the results
are publicised as soon as they are known.
James Gondelle
Administrative secretary HQ SBAA”.
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Do they ever get a "turtles head" rubschin: redface:
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Do they ever get a "turtles head" rubschin: redface:
lol: lol: lol: