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Title: Carla Bruni...
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 18, 2010, 10:45:17 AM
is in London. So near, yet so far.  Drool:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2F33Qar.jpg&hash=1d89de53f5620bf1afeee8a3107b0e2dc725d1cf) (http://www.postimage.org/)
Title: Re: Carla Bruni...
Post by: Nick on June 18, 2010, 10:49:56 AM
Has she left her underwear behind again?
 Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool:
Title: Re: Carla Bruni...
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 18, 2010, 11:10:11 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on June 18, 2010, 10:45:17 AM
is in London. So near, yet so far.  Drool:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2F33Qar.jpg&hash=1d89de53f5620bf1afeee8a3107b0e2dc725d1cf) (http://www.postimage.org/)


Probably over for Vidal Sassoon to do her armpits.  noooo:
Title: Re: Carla Bruni...
Post by: Nick on June 18, 2010, 11:13:11 AM
She may need a good trim all over  eyes:
Title: Re: Carla Bruni...
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 18, 2010, 11:16:54 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs4.postimage.org%2FIVllr.jpg&hash=318fe4e7f8c782bee9212640c28f902a210f9db2) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aVIVllr)


 cloud9:
Title: Re: Carla Bruni...
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 18, 2010, 11:22:22 AM
Quote from: Nick on June 18, 2010, 11:13:11 AM
She may need a good trim all over  eyes:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fthumbs.dreamstime.com%2Fthumb_257%2F1207856117NdTDGv.jpg&hash=64ee903a8416cbea33615eaabbcdcd9b31f19c50)
Title: Re: Carla Bruni...
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 18, 2010, 11:24:34 AM
Oi ! ~ stop despoiling my thread (and fantasy)
Title: Re: Carla Bruni...
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 18, 2010, 11:26:21 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 18, 2010, 11:22:22 AM
Quote from: Nick on June 18, 2010, 11:13:11 AM
She may need a good trim all over  eyes:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fthumbs.dreamstime.com%2Fthumb_257%2F1207856117NdTDGv.jpg&hash=64ee903a8416cbea33615eaabbcdcd9b31f19c50)

Where did you get Nick's modelling application photo???  eeek:
Title: Re: Carla Bruni...
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 18, 2010, 11:26:33 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on June 18, 2010, 11:24:34 AM
Oi ! ~ stop despoiling my thread (and fantasy)

 redface:

Sorry.

She is all yours.
Title: Re: Carla Bruni...
Post by: Nick on June 18, 2010, 11:29:45 AM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.postimage.org%2FzQUt0.jpg&hash=d7241a910ca851433685f2118bf90055f3b31dfb) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=gxzQUt0)

Judging by this she would also be useful for navigation
Title: Re: Carla Bruni...
Post by: Nick on June 18, 2010, 11:30:37 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 18, 2010, 11:26:33 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on June 18, 2010, 11:24:34 AM
Oi ! ~ stop despoiling my thread (and fantasy)

 redface:

Sorry.

She is all yours.
[/quoteUncle and I will arm wrestle for her. I shall win  cloud9:
Title: Re: Carla Bruni...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 18, 2010, 12:18:04 PM
Without wishing to be a spoilsport but she is all skin and bones  noooo:
Title: Re: Carla Bruni...
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 18, 2010, 12:34:55 PM
That's all done via Photo Shop. In reality...


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.postimage.org%2FzZRbi.jpg&hash=836adc51ecfbeff579e07462c795bf440e138387) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=gxzZRbi)
Title: Re: Carla Bruni...
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 18, 2010, 12:42:06 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on June 18, 2010, 12:34:55 PM
That's all done via Photo Shop. In reality...


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.postimage.org%2FzZRbi.jpg&hash=836adc51ecfbeff579e07462c795bf440e138387) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=gxzZRbi)


Those spindly legs sticking out seem to have ginger hair on them.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Carla Bruni...
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 18, 2010, 12:44:06 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 18, 2010, 12:42:06 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on June 18, 2010, 12:34:55 PM
That's all done via Photo Shop. In reality...


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.postimage.org%2FzZRbi.jpg&hash=836adc51ecfbeff579e07462c795bf440e138387) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=gxzZRbi)


Those spindly legs sticking out seem to have ginger hair on them.  rubschin:

Indeed. It's no wonder he needs Viagra...
Title: Re: Carla Bruni...
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 18, 2010, 12:56:40 PM
Here's some Frog's Porn...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvpFbfN0AL0&feature=player_embedded#!

H/T Obo...
Title: Re: Carla Bruni...
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 18, 2010, 01:58:21 PM
 eeek:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpiIWMWWVco (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpiIWMWWVco)
Title: Re: Carla Bruni...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 18, 2010, 02:05:43 PM
Poor Mr Sarkozy ...being used like that  eeek:
Title: Re: Carla Bruni...
Post by: Nick on June 18, 2010, 02:42:39 PM
[whimper] What a way to go [whimper]
Title: Re: Carla Bruni...
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 18, 2010, 02:43:33 PM
wot?
Title: Re: Carla Bruni...
Post by: Nick on June 18, 2010, 02:44:43 PM
Death by Carla Bruni  cloud9:
Title: Re: Carla Bruni...
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 18, 2010, 02:46:40 PM

Sarkozy appears to have a halo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs4.postimage.org%2FJgjHJ.jpg&hash=4c7a071ec3843507567204a63ee050e9b30db87b) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aVJgjHJ)
Title: Re: Carla Bruni...
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 18, 2010, 03:20:40 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on June 18, 2010, 02:46:40 PM

Sarkozy appears to have a halo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs4.postimage.org%2FJgjHJ.jpg&hash=4c7a071ec3843507567204a63ee050e9b30db87b) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aVJgjHJ)


He is French, it will be halo-tosis.
Title: Re: Carla Bruni...
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 18, 2010, 03:44:07 PM
She certainly knows where the camera is:

Anorak News (http://www.anorak.co.uk/251234/politicians/in-great-photos-carla-bruni-lays-an-earring-at-charles-de-gaulles-statue.html?pid=22447#img)
Title: Re: Carla Bruni...
Post by: Pastis on June 18, 2010, 04:05:42 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs4.postimage.org%2FJgjHJ.jpg&hash=4c7a071ec3843507567204a63ee050e9b30db87b) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aVJgjHJ)

De Gaulle's ears are nearly as big as yours, no?
Title: Re: Carla Bruni...
Post by: Nick on June 18, 2010, 04:24:02 PM
 Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool:

I bet she wears small black pants  eyes:
Title: Re: Carla Bruni...
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 18, 2010, 04:54:23 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 18, 2010, 04:24:02 PM
Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool:

I bet she wears small black pants  eyes:

If any. .
Title: Re: Carla Bruni...
Post by: Pirate on June 19, 2010, 09:53:20 PM
Carmina Burana

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDsffEtoF9A