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Title: Collapso Etiquette
Post by: Barman on June 15, 2010, 03:58:47 PM
Is it considered rude to suck the dregs out of the wine box liner do you think...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Collapso Etiquette
Post by: Nick on June 15, 2010, 04:00:46 PM
Depends who is watching, like
Title: Re: Collapso Etiquette
Post by: Barman on June 15, 2010, 04:02:48 PM
Depends who is watching, like

 rubschin:

Well, say Miss D was here like....?
Title: Re: Collapso Etiquette
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 15, 2010, 04:04:34 PM
Depends who is watching, like

 rubschin:

Well, say Miss D was here like....?

You'd never get to it before she did.  noooo:
Title: Re: Collapso Etiquette
Post by: Snoopy on June 15, 2010, 04:04:54 PM
In the world of the drunkard there is no shame in anything, no depths to which you will not sink and no rudeness because you don't care as long as you get the drink  noooo:
Title: Re: Collapso Etiquette
Post by: Barman on June 15, 2010, 04:06:00 PM
Depends who is watching, like

 rubschin:

Well, say Miss D was here like....?

You'd never get to it before she did.  noooo:

Oh no... she'd be guzzling the gut-rot Voddy....  noooo:
Title: Re: Collapso Etiquette
Post by: Snoopy on June 15, 2010, 04:07:06 PM


REPENT!
Title: Re: Collapso Etiquette
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 15, 2010, 04:08:13 PM


RETSINA!
Title: Re: Collapso Etiquette
Post by: Barman on June 15, 2010, 04:09:02 PM


COLLAPSO!
Title: Re: Collapso Etiquette
Post by: Pastis on June 15, 2010, 04:14:37 PM
Is it considered rude to suck the dregs out of the wine box liner do you think...?  rubschin:

Yes.

Take a pair of scissors to the bag, just behind the tap and pour the dregs into a glass  redface:
Title: Re: Collapso Etiquette
Post by: Snoopy on June 15, 2010, 04:17:28 PM
Is it considered rude to suck the dregs out of the wine box liner do you think...?  rubschin:

Yes.

Take a pair of scissors to the bag, just behind the tap and pour the dregs into a glass  redface:

Thus spake the expert  point:
Title: Re: Collapso Etiquette
Post by: Barman on June 15, 2010, 04:20:22 PM
Is it considered rude to suck the dregs out of the wine box liner do you think...?  rubschin:

Yes.

Take a pair of scissors to the bag, just behind the tap and pour the dregs into a glass  redface:

 ;D

Or inflate the bag through the tap then inhale the fumes!  eeek:
Title: Re: Collapso Etiquette
Post by: Pastis on June 15, 2010, 04:29:39 PM
Is it considered rude to suck the dregs out of the wine box liner do you think...?  rubschin:

Yes.

Take a pair of scissors to the bag, just behind the tap and pour the dregs into a glass  redface:

Thus spake the expert  point:

One of my favourite pubs was called The Last Drop  ;D
Title: Re: Collapso Etiquette
Post by: Snoopy on June 15, 2010, 04:31:22 PM
Is it considered rude to suck the dregs out of the wine box liner do you think...?  rubschin:

Yes.

Take a pair of scissors to the bag, just behind the tap and pour the dregs into a glass  redface:

Thus spake the expert  point:

One of my favourite pubs was called The Last Drop  ;D

In the lexicon of Pub Names that has quite another meaning
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffxcuisine.com%2Fblogimages%2Fscotland%2Fthe-last-drop%2Flast-drop-pub-edinburgh-07-500-resize.jpg&hash=130a29a04f7019851dad909c5f9f7d2d74206451)
Title: Re: Collapso Etiquette
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 15, 2010, 04:33:11 PM
Is it considered rude to suck the dregs out of the wine box liner do you think...?  rubschin:

Yes.

Take a pair of scissors to the bag, just behind the tap and pour the dregs into a glass  redface:

Thus spake the expert  point:

That's what I do.
Title: Re: Collapso Etiquette
Post by: Snoopy on June 15, 2010, 04:36:55 PM
Is it considered rude to suck the dregs out of the wine box liner do you think...?  rubschin:

Yes.

Take a pair of scissors to the bag, just behind the tap and pour the dregs into a glass  redface:

Thus spake the expert  point:

That's what I do.



Mother warned me I'd end up with people like you lot. Would I listen?  noooo:
Title: Re: Collapso Etiquette
Post by: Pastis on June 15, 2010, 04:38:38 PM
Is it considered rude to suck the dregs out of the wine box liner do you think...?  rubschin:

Yes.

Take a pair of scissors to the bag, just behind the tap and pour the dregs into a glass  redface:

Thus spake the expert  point:

That's what I do.

 cloud9:   Sound advice then.  ;)
Title: Re: Collapso Etiquette
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 15, 2010, 04:46:59 PM
Is it considered rude to suck the dregs out of the wine box liner do you think...?  rubschin:

I've told you I don't suck dregs  whistle:
Title: Re: Collapso Etiquette
Post by: Snoopy on June 15, 2010, 05:47:09 PM
Is it considered rude to suck the dregs out of the wine box liner do you think...?  rubschin:

I've told you I don't suck dregs  whistle:

I think you may have misheard ................ but then again  rubschin:
Title: Re: Collapso Etiquette
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 16, 2010, 03:16:44 PM
Is it considered rude to suck the dregs out of the wine box liner do you think...?  rubschin:

I've told you I don't suck dregs  whistle:


Just what do you suck then Miss D? eeek:
Title: Re: Collapso Etiquette
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 16, 2010, 03:58:58 PM
Is it considered rude to suck the dregs out of the wine box liner do you think...?  rubschin:

I've told you I don't suck dregs  whistle:


Just what do you suck then Miss D? eeek:

Werthers Originals obviously.  whistle:
Title: Re: Collapso Etiquette
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 16, 2010, 04:04:19 PM
And lollipops  lol:
Title: Re: Collapso Etiquette
Post by: Snoopy on June 16, 2010, 04:06:30 PM
Any particular flavour?
Title: Re: Collapso Etiquette
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on June 16, 2010, 06:52:33 PM
Can you get acceptable wine in a box then? whistle:
Title: Re: Collapso Etiquette
Post by: Barman on June 16, 2010, 07:02:24 PM
Can you get acceptable wine in a box then? whistle:

More importantly, you can get acceptable wine OUT of a box...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Collapso Etiquette
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on June 16, 2010, 07:20:47 PM
In that case you need to obtain a mangle.  It will have two uses, one to squeeze the last drop out and secondly it will prepare the waste box for the recycling.  Simples I think the term is. cloud9:
Title: Re: Collapso Etiquette
Post by: Barman on June 16, 2010, 07:22:21 PM
In that case you need to obtain a mangle.  It will have two uses, one to squeeze the last drop out and secondly it will prepare the waste box for the recycling.  Simples I think the term is. cloud9:

If we had recycling...  whistle:
Title: Re: Collapso Etiquette
Post by: Nick on June 16, 2010, 07:41:31 PM
LL could use a mangle as an instrument of torture  rubschin:

We should get her one  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Collapso Etiquette
Post by: Snoopy on June 17, 2010, 06:27:31 AM
Can you get acceptable wine in a box then? whistle:

I rather suspect they are interested in quantity as opposed to quality.  whistle: