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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: GROWLER on June 12, 2010, 08:53:03 AM

Title: Magpies
Post by: GROWLER on June 12, 2010, 08:53:03 AM
Friggin' hate them, dirty scrounging flying rats that wake me up most mornings with that vile cackling they do. sick2:

Shoot the bloody lot of them I say, bastards. cussing:

Sick of berds in general sitting and shitting on my new fence panels that I've just spent hours painting too. Banghead
Title: Re: Magpies
Post by: Nick on June 12, 2010, 09:10:55 AM
Make a scarecrow, or just stand in the garden with your arms outstretched  angel1
Title: Re: Magpies
Post by: Barman on June 12, 2010, 09:16:19 AM
We have a mahoosive Bougainvillea growing all over the garage which is home to twenty-three million sparrows... You can imagine the mess...  evil:
Title: Re: Magpies
Post by: Snoopy on June 12, 2010, 09:19:08 AM
Birds shit ~ get used to it or get rid of the perches.
Title: Re: Magpies
Post by: GROWLER on June 12, 2010, 09:19:36 AM
Make a scarecrow, or just stand in the garden with your arms outstretched  angel1

Most helpful, as usual. ::)

What would we do without you ey? whistle:
Title: Re: Magpies
Post by: GROWLER on June 12, 2010, 09:20:43 AM
Birds shit ~ get used to it or get rid of the perches.

Fine advice.
I'll go and smash the new panels dowm right away, thank you!  ::)
Title: Re: Magpies
Post by: GROWLER on June 12, 2010, 09:23:13 AM
We have a mahoosive Bougainvillea growing all over the garage which is home to twenty-three million sparrows... You can imagine the mess...  evil:

You absolutely sure about that? rubschin:

That's where they all went then ey?
In short supply in the UK now apparently...compared to many years ago, so they say, alledgedly.
Title: Re: Magpies
Post by: GROWLER on June 12, 2010, 09:25:06 AM
I'm trying to attract some Owls to our garden anyway. cloud9:

I'm going to build a Owl hutch type thing for them to live and kip in.  happy088
Title: Re: Magpies
Post by: Snoopy on June 12, 2010, 09:25:16 AM
You could do that OR you could be sensible and fit along the top of your new panels an anti bird product that stops them from perching and if they can't perch on the fence they can't shit down it.

Despite the sarcasm I'll even point you in the right direction  angel1

http://birdspikesonline.co.uk/Bird-Spikes/default.aspx?source=goldladder_adwords&gclid=CMr45v6cmqICFRyX2Aodfhx4ww
Title: Re: Magpies
Post by: GROWLER on June 12, 2010, 09:30:10 AM
You could do that OR you could be sensible and fit along the top of your new panels an anti bird product that stops them from perching and if they can't perch on the fence they can't shit down it.

Despite the sarcasm I'll even point you in the right direction   angel1

http://birdspikesonline.co.uk/Bird-Spikes/default.aspx?source=goldladder_adwords&gclid=CMr45v6cmqICFRyX2Aodfhx4ww

Sorry, and I quote..."get rid of the perches", so that's the only solution to your quoted suggestion really isn't it?

Thanks for the link all the same.
Title: Re: Magpies
Post by: Barman on June 12, 2010, 09:41:17 AM
We have a mahoosive Bougainvillea growing all over the garage which is home to twenty-three million sparrows... You can imagine the mess...  evil:

You absolutely sure about that? rubschin:

That's where they all went then ey?
In short supply in the UK now apparently...compared to many years ago, so they say, alledgedly.

I counted them...  whistle:
Title: Re: Magpies
Post by: Nick on June 12, 2010, 09:44:09 AM
I imagine you had to take your shoes and socks off to do that  whistle:
Title: Re: Magpies
Post by: Barman on June 12, 2010, 09:56:40 AM
I imagine you had to take your shoes and socks off to do that  whistle:

 ::)
Title: Re: Magpies
Post by: Just One More on June 12, 2010, 11:15:44 AM
Do what the Irish do...


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.postimage.org%2F6t130.jpg&hash=62074f56556cd355494feb2f52f65876e679be96) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=Ts6t130)
Title: Re: Magpies
Post by: Snoopy on June 12, 2010, 01:48:16 PM
You could do that OR you could be sensible and fit along the top of your new panels an anti bird product that stops them from perching and if they can't perch on the fence they can't shit down it.

Despite the sarcasm I'll even point you in the right direction   angel1

http://birdspikesonline.co.uk/Bird-Spikes/default.aspx?source=goldladder_adwords&gclid=CMr45v6cmqICFRyX2Aodfhx4ww

Sorry, and I quote..."get rid of the perches", so that's the only solution to your quoted suggestion really isn't it?

Thanks for the link all the same.

My pleasure.
Title: Re: Magpies
Post by: GROWLER on June 12, 2010, 01:58:09 PM
Do what the Irish do...


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.postimage.org%2F6t130.jpg&hash=62074f56556cd355494feb2f52f65876e679be96) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=Ts6t130)


WTF why and how is THIS that pops up when I click on the picture?!! eeek:

hi baby
I'm hot & horny in United Kingdom
I'm ready to **** tonight!



Title: Re: Magpies
Post by: Nick on June 12, 2010, 02:05:06 PM
Your luck has changed?
Title: Re: Magpies
Post by: Pirate on June 12, 2010, 02:12:32 PM
Mrs Growler trying to attract your attention?
Title: Re: Magpies
Post by: GROWLER on June 12, 2010, 02:14:42 PM
It's only happening when I click on JOM's picture ffs. Why don't you listen/read properly? ::)
Title: Re: Magpies
Post by: Nick on June 12, 2010, 02:16:30 PM
It werks fine for me  angel1
Title: Re: Magpies
Post by: GROWLER on June 12, 2010, 02:25:56 PM
It werks fine for me  angel1

Well it would wouldn't it , cus you're so bloody perfect in yours and some others opinions in here aren't you? ::)

Well I'm boloxed if I know anyway. Just been onto the random image thread and clicked on a load of piccies in there, and no annoying pop ups popping up. Most odd, and never happened before.  Shrugs:

Some sort of 'encryption' or whatever they're called, that aoHell is allowing through?
Title: Re: Magpies
Post by: Nick on June 12, 2010, 02:33:14 PM
Bit I am perfect  angel1
Title: Re: Magpies
Post by: GROWLER on June 12, 2010, 02:37:26 PM
Bit I am perfect  angel1

'Bit' being the operative word, a tiny miniscule BIT.
Title: Re: Magpies
Post by: Barman on June 12, 2010, 02:41:45 PM
Do what the Irish do...


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.postimage.org%2F6t130.jpg&hash=62074f56556cd355494feb2f52f65876e679be96) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=Ts6t130)


WTF why and how is THIS that pops up when I click on the picture?!! eeek:

hi baby
I'm hot & horny in United Kingdom
I'm ready to **** tonight!





I get that too...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Magpies
Post by: GROWLER on June 12, 2010, 02:52:13 PM
Do what the Irish do...


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.postimage.org%2F6t130.jpg&hash=62074f56556cd355494feb2f52f65876e679be96) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=Ts6t130)


WTF why and how is THIS that pops up when I click on the picture?!! eeek:

hi baby
I'm hot & horny in United Kingdom
I'm ready to **** tonight!





I get that too...  rubschin:

JOM. What have you done?!! eeek:
Title: Re: Magpies
Post by: Just One More on June 12, 2010, 08:46:56 PM
Strange, I get that too, I didn't when I previewed it though. Anyway, "she's" waiting in Castle Cary apparently. I've been there before, nice place. but I didn't get up to owt
Title: Re: Magpies
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 13, 2010, 08:37:16 AM
 rubschin:

I put it to you Mr JOM that you are covering your tracks . I hope you have authorised use of the work equipment to do so  whistle:
Title: Re: Magpies
Post by: Just One More on June 13, 2010, 09:52:37 AM
Not only do I have authorised use, like all men good at their trade I look after my equipment, put it to good use employing the latest methods, and continually develop my technique
Title: Re: Magpies
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 15, 2010, 12:24:37 PM
It werks fine for me  angel1

That just shows the poppette? popper upper?, whatever the term for someone who sends you a pop up message, isnt a few coupons short of a microwave.  whistle: