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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: The Moan Ranger on July 12, 2007, 05:03:23 PM
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I'm not allowed to burn my old Pirelli Diablo Corsas on my pyre, as it is harmful to the environment. Well tough titties, if I can't burn them then I'll just chuck a few papists on it instead.
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Taxi for Mr Ranger please.
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Don't worry, the smoke won't travel as far as Berkshire...
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smoked turkey..
that reminds me, what the fuck is turkey ham ???
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smoked turkey..
that reminds me, what the fuck is turkey ham ???
A pigturk? Place is full of them apparently.
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you don't see many muslim pig farmers.. whistle:
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that reminds me, what the fuck is turkey ham ???
Ahem... thigh or rump... hamstrings? ... as opposed to turkey's other bits?
On second thoughts, I'm sure Darwin will be along shortly to enlighten whistle:
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that reminds me, what the fuck is turkey ham ???
Ahem... thigh or rump... hamstrings? ... as opposed to turkey's other bits?
On second thoughts, I'm sure Darwin will be along shortly to enlighten whistle:
Yea. That's what's worrying me. i can't stand slithery bloody gibblety bits talk. sick2:
Just wipe it's arse, grab it by the horns and eat it. End of.
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you don't see many muslim pig farmers.. whistle:
Nor indeed any other religous pigs drumroll: eyes:
Come on you b'stards that deserve some karma !! sad24:
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you don't see many muslim pig farmers.. whistle:
Nor indeed any other religous pigs drumroll: eyes:
Come on you b'stards that deserve some karma !! sad24:
Ooops. redface:
I'm making a right bollux of everything this week.
Just pressed the smite button by accident. Sorry. surrender:
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'Turkey ham' is made from the bits that are not good enough to go into 'Twizzlers', glued together and dyed pink.
An interesting fact connected to the muslim pig farming.
Israel is a very large producer of pork, obviously for export. ::)
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If you think turkey ham is weird take a trip to Stoke and feast on turkeyduck, chickenduck, beefduck, cheddarduck et al.
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If you think turkey ham is weird take a trip to Stoke and feast on turkeyduck, chickenduck, beefduck, cheddarduck et al.
the duck you are referring to is of course brain.. my old fella used to eat beefduck all the time..
don't know what cheddarduck is like though.. eeek:
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So how come Bombay Duck's a fish... rubschin:
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rubschin:
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So how come Bombay Duck's a fish... rubschin:
Ask that question at your local Take Away and you'll find out when they throw some at you.
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'Turkey ham' is made from the bits that are not good enough to go into 'Twizzlers', glued together and dyed pink.
An interesting fact connected to the muslim pig farming.
Israel is a very large producer of pork, obviously for export. ::)
Yeah, I know...
Actually there is a thriving black market in Israel for pork, and bacon in particular.
Don't ask how I know...
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How do you know?
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Perhaps he's a Jew eeek:
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'Turkey ham' is made from the bits that are not good enough to go into 'Twizzlers', glued together and dyed pink.
An interesting fact connected to the muslim pig farming.
Israel is a very large producer of pork, obviously for export. ::)
Yeah, I know...
Actually there is a thriving black market in Israel for pork, and bacon in particular.
Don't ask how I know...
I went on holiday there a couple of times and was surprised to see bacon openly available in shops and restaurants?
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To clear up this myth once and for all ~ there are Jews who are Jewish by race but not Judaist by religion. My wife is one such. The Jewish race passes down through the female line (as opposed to most other races). My wife therefore inherits her race from her mother who in turn inherited it from her mother who in turn .... well you must have got the picture by now. There is nothing in being Jewish by race that stops them from eating whatever they like. The Judaist (Hebrew) religion, as with other religions from that part of the world took steps to prevent the eating of pig meat by declaring it to be unclean for two simple reasons (i) Pigs are omnivores (they eat meat and veg just like us) and (ii) as your mother would tell you, that pork does not keep well in hot weather (My mother, for example, would never buy pork in August because she swore it would go off in thundery weather). Nowadays with freezers and 'fridges we no longer have to worry about such things.
Eating pork that had "turned" because of the heat was a certain way to kill yourself so the priests banned it. Judaism, Muslim .... makes no odds ~ the pig is "unclean", Mutton on the other hand does keep better in hot weather and, until man interfered, sheep and goats, like cattle, were herbivores and thus not considered a cannibal.
My wife BTW although Jewish by race was, like her mother and Grandmother baptised (Christened) into the Church of England, is an active member of our local church and eats pig meat.
Now ~ having had the history lesson can we please drop the references to Jews as an implied insult. If you really want to make comment about the consumption of pig meat then it's the Judaist and Muslim religions that ban it. Being Jewish is an accident of birth for many and not a way of life.