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Title: Where's Berek?
Post by: Snoopy on July 12, 2007, 04:19:25 PM
Trial started today and no comment from Berek? Wot's up???
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Title: Re: Where's Berek?
Post by: Pastis on July 12, 2007, 04:24:19 PM
I noticed that. The trial, that is.

Hmmm. Lessons in how to breathe... that's a new one on me  eeek:
Title: Re: Where's Berek?
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 12, 2007, 04:47:45 PM
Trial started today
no comment from Berek

You don't think...........

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Where's Berek?
Post by: GROWLER on July 12, 2007, 06:17:44 PM
Trial started today
no comment from Berek

You don't think...........

 rubschin:

Funnily enough and funny you should say that...........

 whistle:
Title: Re: Where's Berek?
Post by: Berek on July 12, 2007, 07:08:10 PM
Here I am, trouble is none of the nonce defenders from the BBC are here to answer me when I kick off about it..

Title: Re: Where's Berek?
Post by: GROWLER on July 12, 2007, 07:13:56 PM
Here I am, trouble is none of the nonce defenders from the BBC are here to answer me when I kick off about it..



Ey?
Any chance of a translation Begsy? confused:
Title: Re: Where's Berek?
Post by: Berek on July 12, 2007, 07:15:15 PM
well, everytime I have a go about celebrity paedophiles the nonce defenders at the other place used to have a go at me, people such as the one with the name relating to Dave Gilmours band
Title: Re: Where's Berek?
Post by: GROWLER on July 12, 2007, 07:19:21 PM
well, everytime I have a go about celebrity paedophiles the nonce defenders at the other place used to have a go at me, people such as the one with the name relating to Dave Gilmours band

Oh. You still nip over there then ey? Dunno why you bother tbh.
One or two of the more'undesriable' ones are in here still I suspect, so save yer boot leather mate. ;)
Title: Re: Where's Berek?
Post by: Berek on July 12, 2007, 07:30:49 PM
To quote Langhams lawyer:

"He said his client had downloaded child pornography on four specific dates."

oh, but wait a minute, we need to use the "Townsend" defence; 

"David Whitehouse QC said he had been writing a series called Help, for the BBC, in which he played a psychiatrist, and used the material for an episode about a paedophile."





Title: Re: Where's Berek?
Post by: Nick on July 15, 2007, 10:51:40 AM
Berek is in Manchester impersonating a cyberman.
Title: Re: Where's Berek?
Post by: Berek on July 15, 2007, 01:34:35 PM
I'm here.. whistle:
Title: Re: Where's Berek?
Post by: Snoopy on July 15, 2007, 01:36:10 PM
I'm here.. whistle:

'Lo Big B
Title: Re: Where's Berek?
Post by: Barman on July 15, 2007, 03:02:25 PM
Exterminate!  point:
Title: Re: Where's Berek?
Post by: Bar Wench on July 15, 2007, 03:17:59 PM
Exterminate!  point:

Mock not lest ye be mocked oh tub headed one!  point:
Title: Re: Where's Berek?
Post by: Barman on July 15, 2007, 03:23:12 PM
Exterminate!  point:

Mock not lest ye be mocked oh tub headed one!  point:
doh:
Title: Re: Where's Berek?
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 17, 2007, 03:22:10 PM
Does this make you pair Barlek and Cyberwench?  scared:
Title: Re: Where's Berek?
Post by: Bar Wench on July 17, 2007, 03:24:11 PM
 noooo:

smote. That was especially poor.
Title: Re: Where's Berek?
Post by: Barman on July 17, 2007, 03:25:48 PM
noooo:

smote. That was especially poor.
Agreed...  point:
Title: Re: Where's Berek?
Post by: Berek on July 23, 2007, 08:31:07 PM
latest update on the nonce;

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/kent/6911826.stm
Title: Re: Where's Berek?
Post by: Barman on July 24, 2007, 06:33:05 AM
latest update on the nonce;

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/kent/6911826.stm

Quote from: BBC Web Site
Co-star Paul Whitehouse was due to enter the witness box for the prosecution on Monday, but he had to be asked to return on Tuesday.
eeek:

?This week we shall mostly be watching pre-teen hardcore??
Title: Re: Where's Berek?
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 24, 2007, 09:21:23 AM
. . to enter the witness box. . .

I always had a problem with that phrase (snigger). redface:
Title: Re: Where's Berek?
Post by: Berek on July 26, 2007, 02:02:42 PM
http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30100-1277132,00.html

I see he's got off on some of the charges. I reckon his lawyers have struck a deal that will see him getting done for the porn and put on the sex offenders register. It's known as doing a Townsend., and just like Townsends book, Langhams paedophile character will never appear.
Title: Re: Where's Berek?
Post by: Misunderstood on July 26, 2007, 03:37:19 PM
It's the same old story...  You'll usually get the flavour of justice you can afford.   
Title: Re: Where's Berek?
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 27, 2007, 09:21:22 AM
noooo:

smote. That was especially poor.
Agreed...  point:

 sad24: It was a caffiene free day
Title: Re: Where's Berek?
Post by: Barman on July 27, 2007, 11:26:13 AM
noooo:

smote. That was especially poor.
Agreed...  point:

 sad24: It was a caffiene free day
Here...  eatdrink013
Title: Re: Where's Berek?
Post by: Bar Wench on July 27, 2007, 12:40:39 PM
It's no excuse!  noooo:
Title: Re: Where's Berek?
Post by: Mr Happy on July 27, 2007, 12:46:12 PM
The important question is, who is the mongaloid in the new avatar?
Title: Re: Where's Berek?
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 27, 2007, 01:06:20 PM
It's no excuse!  noooo:

Thats because you havent seen my usual caffiene intake, I'm the main part of the economy of several small south american countries  eatdrink013