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Title: Man Eating Badgers? Where did Nick say he was going?
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 12, 2007, 02:49:33 PM
It sounds like Nick has donned his Captain Cataclysm mantle and joined the fight against terror.

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British forces have denied rumours that they released a plague of ferocious badgers into the Iraqi city of Basra.
Word spread among the populace that UK troops had introduced strange man-eating, bear-like beasts into the area to sow panic.

But several of the creatures, caught and killed by local farmers, have been identified by experts as honey badgers.

The rumours spread because the animals had appeared near the British base at Basra airport.

UK military spokesman Major Mike Shearer said: "We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area.

"We have been told these are indigenous nocturnal carnivores that don't attack humans unless cornered."

The director of Basra's veterinary hospital, Mushtaq Abdul-Mahdi, has inspected several of the animals' corpses.

He said: "These appeared before the fall of the regime in 1986. They are known locally as Al-Girta.

"Talk that this animal was brought by the British forces is incorrect and unscientific."

'Ate a cow'

Dr Ghazi Yaqub Azzam, deputy dean of Basra's veterinary college, speculated that the badgers were being driven towards the city because of flooding in marshland north of Basra.

But the assurances did little to convince some members of the public.

One housewife, Suad Hassan, 30, claimed she had been attacked by one of the badgers as she slept.

"My husband hurried to shoot it but it was as swift as a deer," she said. "It is the size of a dog but his head is like a monkey."

Sattar Jabbar, a 50-year-old farmer from Abu Sakhar, north of Basra, claimed he saw one of the badgers eat a cow.

"It tore the cow up piece by piece. I tried to shoot it with my gun but it ran away into the orchards," he said.
Title: Re: Man Eating Badgers? Where did Nick say he was going?
Post by: Pastis on July 12, 2007, 02:55:07 PM
Beat me to it!

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It is the size of a dog but his head is like a monkey, said 
Housewife Suad Hassan

 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Man Eating Badgers? Where did Nick say he was going?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 12, 2007, 02:55:25 PM
I've seen some Man-eating Beavers before...
Title: Re: Man Eating Badgers? Where did Nick say he was going?
Post by: Pastis on July 12, 2007, 02:56:16 PM
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Man Eating Badgers? Where did Nick say he was going?
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 12, 2007, 03:21:35 PM
The description sounds more like a Ruth Badger.

Except the head of a monkey part, more like a head of lettuce.
Title: Re: Man Eating Badgers? Where did Nick say he was going?
Post by: Pastis on July 12, 2007, 04:00:57 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.funnypop.com%2Fpictures%2Fdata%2F501%2F284Lettuce_Face.jpg&hash=63df1a210aca739fb3684ed331c7f5c8eeab66f8)

 scared2:  scared2:
Title: Re: Man Eating Badgers? Where did Nick say he was going?
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 12, 2007, 04:04:35 PM
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 scared2:  scared2:

That's never Ruth Badger - is it???  eeek:
Title: Re: Man Eating Badgers? Where did Nick say he was going?
Post by: Pastis on July 12, 2007, 04:48:58 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.funnypop.com%2Fpictures%2Fdata%2F501%2F284Lettuce_Face.jpg&hash=63df1a210aca739fb3684ed331c7f5c8eeab66f8)

 scared2:  scared2:

That's never Ruth Badger - is it???  eeek:

I can't say it is; Cos that would be lying    drumroll:
Title: Re: Man Eating Badgers? Where did Nick say he was going?
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 12, 2007, 04:49:31 PM
That's never Ruth Badger - is it???  eeek:

Of course not silly.

I could stand looking at that green face for several minutes.
Title: Re: Man Eating Badgers? Where did Nick say he was going?
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 12, 2007, 04:50:19 PM
I can't say it is; Cos that would be lying    drumroll:
What a little gem you are. ::)
Title: Re: Man Eating Badgers? Where did Nick say he was going?
Post by: Pastis on July 12, 2007, 04:57:54 PM
What a little gem you are. ::)

 redface:  I'll try to romaine silent
Title: Re: Man Eating Badgers? Where did Nick say he was going?
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 12, 2007, 05:04:12 PM
What a little gem you are. ::)

 redface:  I'll try to romaine silent

I should stop there Mr 'Karma=1'. 

Remember, the Titanic was sunk by a single iceberg.
Title: Re: Man Eating Badgers? Where did Nick say he was going?
Post by: Sour Puss on July 12, 2007, 05:04:45 PM
This is just the tip of the iceberg.


33 seconds too late with that one.  whistle:
Title: Re: Man Eating Badgers? Where did Nick say he was going?
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 12, 2007, 05:05:26 PM
This is just the tip of the iceberg.
You are excused for slow typing. ;)
Title: Re: Man Eating Badgers? Where did Nick say he was going?
Post by: Snoopy on July 12, 2007, 05:48:55 PM
Personally I think you all deserve a Rocket.



See even here in Welsh Wales we know what's what in Islington.