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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Just One More on June 04, 2010, 05:28:08 AM
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("Have I Got News For You" for those not sure)
From the Eurovision thread
Been watching HIGNFY ~ have I missed much?
The one with Brucey again?
Anybody watch it with Prescott last night?
He was simply appalling, it was an embarressment, ruined what is usually a great programme. The only saving grace was Ian Hislop giving him stick at every opportunity, and Paul Merton looked and sounded like he didn't want to be part of it
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I'm glad I missed it then; it might have brought me dinner up noooo:
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I'll have a watch on iPlayer later...
Worth waiting for "Have I Got More News For You" where they include all the out-takes prolly... happy088
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Oh and by the way, that is Lord Prescott to you! cussing:
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Oh no it isn't.
He explains that he has not even been approached yet.
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Oh no it isn't.
He explains that he has not even been approached yet.
I thought it was a done deal...? rubschin:
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Not according to him.
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Oh no it isn't.
He explains that he has not even been approached yet.
I thought it was a done deal...? rubschin:
Lord Jabba the Hull
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Hislop pushed him about the socialist becoming a peer and he responed with this not knowing anything yet.
Watch the prog.
Question Time later was far worse to watch.
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/politics/10232695.stm
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I watched it and nearly smashed another TV up... cussing:
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Penny SMith Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool:
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I watched it and nearly smashed another TV up... cussing:
No point in me watching it, as I'll be doing to much ranting at that fat gross nasty twat to be able to hear what's being said.
Is he possibly the most hated mealey mouthed politician of ALL time? rubschin:
YES! sick2:
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Penny Smith Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool:
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I thought he handled himself well and wasn't the buffoon I expected. I enjoyed the programme.
Oh and Penny Smith Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool:
Did you know it's her last day on GMTV today. cry:
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Penny Smith Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool:
Pairs of restless golden puppies in a basket. cloud9:
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I thought he handled himself well .
Tsk noooo:
This Penny Smith must be quite something.
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Penny SMith Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool:
Uncle and I will have to fight a duel evil:
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Questions on astronomy at twenty paces.
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I honestly had no idea who she is, had to Google the name.
She is getting on a bit for most of you boys. Probably appreciates a more mature gentleman.
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Take a look DS
Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00snks0/Have_I_Got_News_for_You_Series_39_Episode_9/ (http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00snks0/Have_I_Got_News_for_You_Series_39_Episode_9/)
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Take a look DS
Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00snks0/Have_I_Got_News_for_You_Series_39_Episode_9/ (http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00snks0/Have_I_Got_News_for_You_Series_39_Episode_9/)
Indeed, very pretty, but I doubt she would want a toyboy like you, Growler or BM.
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Dunno what all the fuss is about tbqh.
Fairly tasty, yes, but not enough to get me kecks instantly twitching, no. Shrugs:
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Take a look DS
Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00snks0/Have_I_Got_News_for_You_Series_39_Episode_9/ (http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00snks0/Have_I_Got_News_for_You_Series_39_Episode_9/)
Indeed, very pretty, but I doubt she would want a toyboy like you, Growler or BM.
She'd enjoy me... whistle:
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She does like a good larf whistle:
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Dunno what all the fuss is about tbqh.
Fairly tasty, yes, but not enough to get me kecks instantly twitching, no. Shrugs:
She has a quirky sense of humour.
<edit> as Miss D said, she like a laugh.
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Take a look DS
Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00snks0/Have_I_Got_News_for_You_Series_39_Episode_9/ (http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00snks0/Have_I_Got_News_for_You_Series_39_Episode_9/)
Indeed, very pretty, but I doubt she would want a toyboy like you, Growler or BM.
She'd enjoy me... whistle:
She'd spit you out like a dried husk.
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Take a look DS
Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00snks0/Have_I_Got_News_for_You_Series_39_Episode_9/ (http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00snks0/Have_I_Got_News_for_You_Series_39_Episode_9/)
Indeed, very pretty, but I doubt she would want a toyboy like you, Growler or BM.
She'd enjoy me... whistle:
She'd spit you out like a dried husk.
Hubba, hubba... eyes:
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Clearly me and Uncle have excellent taste in wimmin, just a shame that he has to die eveilgrin:
As for Growler, he can spend his time hanging around blowing machines in garages, the sad get noooo:
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As for Growler, he can spend his time hanging around blowing machines in garages, the sad get noooo:
Did you omit a comma?
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No, you could move one but that would corrupt my meaning angel1
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Penny SMith Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool:
Uncle and I will have to fight a duel evil:
Mort wins then, odds are you would end up looking down the barrel to check if the pistol was loaded.... whistle:
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Just watched the show... Prescott comes over as thick as pig shit.... noooo:
Fcuk moi, deputy prime fecking minister..... noooo:
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Penny SMith Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool:
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Clearly me and Uncle have excellent taste in wimmin, just a shame that he has to die eveilgrin:
As for Growler, he can spend his time hanging around blowing machines in garages, the sad get noooo:
I never actually said that she wasn't tasty, DID I? noooo:
I just simply commented that she didn't instantly make my kecks explode into some sort of orgasmic eruption and delight, YOU sad love starved tit. ::)
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Penny SMith Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool:
How many cold showers have you had since HIGNFY? ;D
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Whilst I can understand the older members of this august body having naval twitches on account of Penny, us young'uns reserve our salivation for newer models angel1
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Whilst I can understand the older members of this august body having naval twitches on account of Penny, us young'uns reserve our salivation for newer models angel1
lol:
Don't be putting and including ME in that catergory oh Moniomondo. noooo:
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Whilst I can understand the older members of this august body having naval twitches on account of Penny, us young'uns reserve our salivation for newer models angel1
lol:
Don't be putting and including ME in that catergory oh Moniomondo. noooo:
Not you, Bear. You're a decent petrol-head who understands that motors are always more predictable than those with lumpy bits.
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Whilst I can understand the older members of this august body having naval twitches on account of Penny, us young'uns reserve our salivation for newer models angel1
lol:
Don't be putting and including ME in that catergory oh Moniomondo. noooo:
Not you, Bear. You're a decent petrol-head who understands that motors are always more predictable than those with lumpy bits.
Most satisfactory.
Nah, I prefer REAL life situations, NOT fantasising and lusting off some birov fluff on the telly that you'll problee never meet.
I actually met and competed against an extremely charming and tasty Mikala Strachan and team back in '94, when she was on Beeb kids tv doing and filming the Cape to Cape rally that I competed in. cloud9:
We all stayed in the same hotels, and had loads of chats and laughs with her at the start, on the road, and finish.
Luvlee gerl, and most attractive too. Still quite tasty even after all these years.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2FhMxsA.jpg&hash=9d6dd1d2986b3e7df3064c73c6d8a4514409e302) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=PqhMxsA)
Proper nice down to earth tasty gerl. cloud9:
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Whilst I can understand the older members of this august body having naval twitches on account of Penny, us young'uns reserve our salivation for newer models angel1
lol:
Don't be putting and including ME in that catergory oh Moniomondo. noooo:
Not you, Bear. You're a decent petrol-head who understands that motors are always more predictable than those with lumpy bits.
Most satisfactory.
Nah, I prefer REAL life situations, NOT fantasising and lusting off some birov fluff on the telly that you'll problee never meet.
I actually met and competed against an extremely charming and tasty Mikala Strachan and team back in '94, when she was on Beeb kids tv doing and filming the Cape to Cape rally that I competed in. cloud9:
We all stayed in the same hotels, and had loads of chats and laughs with her at the start, on the road, and finish.
Luvlee gerl, and most attractive too. Still quite tasty even after all these years.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2FhMxsA.jpg&hash=9d6dd1d2986b3e7df3064c73c6d8a4514409e302) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=PqhMxsA)
Proper nice down to earth tasty gerl. cloud9:
And...? eyes:
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I actually met and competed against an extremely charming and tasty Mikala Strachan and team back in '94, when she was on Beeb kids tv doing and filming the Cape to Cape rally that I competed in. cloud9:
We all stayed in the same hotels, and had loads of chats and laughs with her at the start, on the road, and finish.
Luvlee gerl, and most attractive too. Still quite tasty even after all these years.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2FhMxsA.jpg&hash=9d6dd1d2986b3e7df3064c73c6d8a4514409e302) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=PqhMxsA)
Proper nice down to earth tasty gerl. cloud9:
She always did give that impression, very bubbly
However, she was never the cuddliest of girls, and I saw her on TV a few months ago and she looked like she hadn't had a meal in ages. She looked positively anorexic
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A man that lurves curves cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
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Whilst I can understand the older members of this august body having naval twitches on account of Penny, us young'uns reserve our salivation for newer models angel1
lol:
Don't be putting and including ME in that catergory oh Moniomondo. noooo:
Not you, Bear. You're a decent petrol-head who understands that motors are always more predictable than those with lumpy bits.
Most satisfactory.
Nah, I prefer REAL life situations, NOT fantasising and lusting off some birov fluff on the telly that you'll problee never meet.
I actually met and competed against an extremely charming and tasty Mikala Strachan and team back in '94, when she was on Beeb kids tv doing and filming the Cape to Cape rally that I competed in. cloud9:
We all stayed in the same hotels, and had loads of chats and laughs with her at the start, on the road, and finish.
Luvlee gerl, and most attractive too. Still quite tasty even after all these years.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2FhMxsA.jpg&hash=9d6dd1d2986b3e7df3064c73c6d8a4514409e302) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=PqhMxsA)
Proper nice down to earth tasty gerl. cloud9:
And...? eyes:
Nah. Nowt 'appened.
No point in pretending bragging about summat that never happened.
She was dead friendly and charming though. No airs and graces, just dead natural and easy to talk to.
Never seen her since sadly, apart from on the telly like.
I think she needs a few Fray Bentos pies with me like.
I like me wimmins thin though.
I could then take 'er up 'me 'ill' to show her around like, you know, how 'uman type bears spend there time and stuff out in the wilds. She'd appreciate that I'm sure. cloud9:
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Whilst I can understand the older members of this august body having naval twitches on account of Penny, us young'uns reserve our salivation for newer models angel1
lol:
Don't be putting and including ME in that catergory oh Moniomondo. noooo:
Not you, Bear. You're a decent petrol-head who understands that motors are always more predictable than those with lumpy bits.
Most satisfactory.
Nah, I prefer REAL life situations, NOT fantasising and lusting off some birov fluff on the telly that you'll problee never meet.
I actually met and competed against an extremely charming and tasty Mikala Strachan and team back in '94, when she was on Beeb kids tv doing and filming the Cape to Cape rally that I competed in. cloud9:
We all stayed in the same hotels, and had loads of chats and laughs with her at the start, on the road, and finish.
Luvlee gerl, and most attractive too. Still quite tasty even after all these years.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2FhMxsA.jpg&hash=9d6dd1d2986b3e7df3064c73c6d8a4514409e302) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=PqhMxsA)
Proper nice down to earth tasty gerl. cloud9:
And...? eyes:
Nah. Nowt 'appened.
No point in pretending bragging about summat that never happened.
She was dead friendly and charming though. No airs and graces, just dead natural and easy to talk to.
Never seen her since sadly, apart from on the telly like.
I think she needs a few Fray Bentos pies with me like.
I like me wimmins thin though.
I could then take 'er up 'me 'ill' to show her around like, you know, how 'uman type bears spend there time and stuff out in the wilds. She'd appreciate that I'm sure. cloud9:
Miss D will be devastated noooo:
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I think you're 'eadin' for a bloody great slap there titmouse. ::)
I'm sure MD would meet up to my rigourous tests.
Any excess's would be burnt off fast with my strict exercise regimes in place. eveilgrin:
Shame they don't seem to werk for me however. noooo: cry:
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Miss D will be devastated noooo:
Says Adonis himself noooo:......people in glass houses whistle:
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I'm sure MD would meet up to my rigourous tests.
What do you think I'm doing all this training for lol: lol: lol:
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Miss D will be devastated noooo:
Says Adonis himself noooo:...... ginger people in glass houses whistle:
whistle:
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A man that lurves curves cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
Correct, I still have a set of these in my works drawers
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Uteruses eeek: eeek: eeek:
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I AM NOT GINGER angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041:
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Uteruses eeek: eeek: eeek:
I knew what one was, but didn't know if it looked like a french curve. Do not Google for images of a uterus sick2:
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I AM NOT GINGER angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041:
Oh I think you are...a bit like.
Try some Grecian like.
Always here to help. cloud9:
I'm quite fair and blondish like. Seems to be attracting the girlies at the moment too. cloud9:
Must be the rugged Viking in me...or summat.
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I can smell your pheromones from here eyes:
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I can smell your pheromones from here eyes:
I think that is more likely to be bull shite Miss D... lol:
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The extended version is about to start on BBC2 ~ I shall be absent for 45 minutes.
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Martin Clunes was good tonight... or yesterday or whenever it was on like.... cloud9:
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Anyone notice that the Russian type chap who is susposed to look as if he is turning off gas supplies to Europe is in fact opening the valve . Just a bit of trivia.
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Can't say I take that much notice of the credits.
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Anyone notice that the Russian type chap who is susposed to look as if he is turning off gas supplies to Europe is in fact opening the valve . Just a bit of trivia.
;D
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Anybody see Bob Ainsworth get reamed by the entire panel this week? lol:
What a complete waste of time and space that man is.... noooo:
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He was made to look a muppet not that this was too difficult lol:
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Is it worth iPlayering it?
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oh yes ...you will larf lol:
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We needs larfs ;D Will watch it later ... after the spag bol blow out cloud9:
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Guy Secretan tears a strip off him.... lol:
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We needs larfs ;D Will watch it later ... after the spag bol blow out cloud9:
You will work off some of the spaghetti Bol blow out laughing. ;D
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I only caught the last 5 mins of it & made a mental note to watch the whole prog later.
He didn't look happy ..... I wonder why he agreed to appear rubschin:
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I only caught the last 5 mins of it & made a mental note to watch the whole prog later.
He didn't look happy ..... I wonder why he agreed to appear rubschin:
Greedy agents I guess, a bit of a short term position if their client gets torn apart though. eveilgrin:
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Working on the principle that any publicity is better than none, the fact he has been missing the limelight a bit oh of course and then there's the fee. Not of course that an MP would be influenced by money rubschin:
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Working on the principle that any publicity is better than none, the fact he has been missing the limelight a bit oh of course and then there's the fee. Not of course that an MP would be influenced by money rubschin:
How dare you cast aspersions upon upstanding members of our society? whistle:
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Muppet is too good a word for him, a total d***head. How he ever got to be Defence Secretary is beyond me.
see-> Bob Ainsworth: Cometh the hour, cometh the Jobsworth
(http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6703357.ece)
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That really does sum the bristling Bob the blob up. lol: lol:
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Honestly, in the real world you wouldn't leave him in charge of the paper clips would you - he'd end up with them stuck up his nose... noooo:
Mind you, that goes for most of the 650 too...
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Muppet is too good a word for him, a total d***head. How he ever got to be Defence Secretary is beyond me.
see-> Bob Ainsworth: Cometh the hour, cometh the Jobsworth
(http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6703357.ece)
When have we ever seen members of the cabinet with relevant experience or qualifications. The posts are a reward for toadying to the leader, nothing more nothing less.
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John Torrode and Greg Slobadobbabitch were question masters this week...... noooo: noooo: noooo:
Is there really no one else available ???
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John Torrode and Greg Slobadobbabitch were question masters this week...... noooo: noooo: noooo:
Is there really no one else available ???
I'll do it ;D cloud9:
Certainly do a better job than that pair. noooo
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John Torrode and Greg Slobadobbabitch were question masters this week...... noooo: noooo: noooo:
Is there really no one else available ???
I announced, "its those two cunts from Master chef" which rather set the mood up for the evening... redface:
The bald one could have done it on his own really...
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He is an incompetent, witless, talentless twat noooo:
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He is an incompetent, witless, talentless twat noooo:
Oi! Don't talk about a fellow member like that! cussing:
Yellow card young lady.... noooo:
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John Torrode and Greg Slobadobbabitch were question masters this week...... noooo: noooo: noooo:
Is there really no one else available ???
I announced, "its those two cunts from Master chef" which rather set the mood up for the evening... redface:
Thank god for that, I thought it was just me that couldn't stand them. I actually stopped watching it because of them, but they still play bits of it on James Martin's show on Saturdays
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John Torrode and Greg Slobadobbabitch were question masters this week...... noooo: noooo: noooo:
Is there really no one else available ???
I announced, "its those two cunts from Master chef" which rather set the mood up for the evening... redface:
Thank god for that, I thought it was just me that couldn't stand them. I actually stopped watching it because of them, but they still play bits of it on James Martin's show on Saturdays
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Just watched this weeks show - most excellent! :thumbsup:
Kirsty Young is easy on the eye too.... whistle:
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Pity she's Scottish noooo:
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Pity she's Scottish noooo:
Not ginger tho! point:
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Just watched this weeks show - most excellent! :thumbsup:
Kirsty Young is easy on the eye too.... whistle:
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BM is only looking at the shoes!
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Just watched this weeks show - most excellent! :thumbsup:
Kirsty Young is easy on the eye too.... whistle:
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BM is only looking at the shoes!
redface:
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lol: lol: lol: