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Title: The Bank Holiday Caption Comp
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 31, 2010, 09:23:18 AM

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Title: Re: The Bank Holiday Caption Comp
Post by: Barman on May 31, 2010, 09:28:46 AM

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"Miss D empties her wardrobe and heads for the shops"

Title: Re: The Bank Holiday Caption Comp
Post by: Nick on May 31, 2010, 09:31:18 AM

You beat me to it  ;D

Title: Re: The Bank Holiday Caption Comp
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 31, 2010, 09:32:59 AM

 noooo: noooo: noooo:

Title: Re: The Bank Holiday Caption Comp
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 31, 2010, 09:33:33 AM

Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 31, 2010, 09:23:18 AM

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" More tits in Downing Street "

Title: Re: The Bank Holiday Caption Comp
Post by: Nick on May 31, 2010, 09:46:05 AM

Are gerls allowed to say tits?

Title: Re: The Bank Holiday Caption Comp
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 31, 2010, 09:47:25 AM

as opposed to just marrying them you mean  rubschin:

Title: Re: The Bank Holiday Caption Comp
Post by: Nick on May 31, 2010, 09:47:44 AM

 drumroll:

Title: Re: The Bank Holiday Caption Comp
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 31, 2010, 09:48:38 AM

Quote from: Nick on May 31, 2010, 09:46:05 AM

Are gerls allowed to say tits?

Normally not, but there is special dispensation if the sentence also includes Westminster, Downing Street or Nick.  whistle:

Title: Re: The Bank Holiday Caption Comp
Post by: Nick on May 31, 2010, 10:05:56 AM

I imagine Growler is looking round the back of his pooter to see if he can get a front view  noooo:

Title: Re: The Bank Holiday Caption Comp
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 31, 2010, 10:09:21 AM

Only to discover it was this person

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Title: Re: The Bank Holiday Caption Comp
Post by: Nick on May 31, 2010, 10:15:24 AM

 razz: razz: razz: razz:

Title: Re: The Bank Holiday Caption Comp
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 01, 2010, 08:10:32 AM

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"Polish teapot impersonator waits for help after bizarre car-aerial accident"