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Title: A new experience
Post by: Nick on May 29, 2010, 03:08:16 PM
En route to the kitchen I tripped over the fooking hoover  cussing:

I seem to have knocked myself out! First time ever. Quite pleasant actually. Was out for about a minute I think. No bumps but slight headache  rubschin:

Oh, and a dent in the radiator  rubschin:
Title: Re: A new experience
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 03:09:47 PM
En route to the kitchen I tripped over the fooking hoover  cussing:

I seem to have knocked myself out! First time ever. Quite pleasant actually. Was out for about a minute I think. No bumps but slight headache  rubschin:

Oh, and a dent in the radiator  rubschin:

OMG! Your avatart has gone too!  eeek:
Title: Re: A new experience
Post by: Nick on May 29, 2010, 03:11:44 PM
I will tell LL all your secrets unless you restore it. NOW!
Title: Re: A new experience
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 03:25:59 PM
I will tell LL all your secrets unless you restore it. NOW!

I didn't take the fecker off!  cussing:

Don't you remember, you gubbed it...

I SAID, DON'T YOU REMEMBER NICK, YOU GUBBED IT!

How many fingers am I holding up...?  Finger:
Title: Re: A new experience
Post by: Nick on May 29, 2010, 03:45:41 PM
I CAN SEE IT
Title: Re: A new experience
Post by: Snoopy on May 29, 2010, 03:54:16 PM
You can see it because it is on your pooter.
Nobody else can see it because it has been saved to your pooter from the Daily Mail site but the Mail site has now removed it so none of the rest of us can access it.
When you post a piccy here you post the link not the actual picture which is why you have to save it in a place that we can all access.
Title: Re: A new experience
Post by: Nick on May 29, 2010, 03:57:19 PM
Oh  redface:
Title: Re: A new experience
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 04:32:25 PM
You can see it because it is on your pooter.
Nobody else can see it because it has been saved to your pooter from the Daily Mail site but the Mail site has now removed it so none of the rest of us can access it.
When you post a piccy here you post the link not the actual picture which is why you have to save it in a place that we can all access.


Thank you Snoopy...  cloud9:

Like wot I told him two fecking days ago!  cussing:

Ginger tosser!
Title: Re: A new experience
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 04:38:16 PM
I deleted the link - every time I loaded a page it was waiting for your non existent Daily Fail image to load!  cussing:
Title: Re: A new experience
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 04:48:20 PM
Thank you. That explains my "constantly trying to load the page" thingy  lol:
Title: Re: A new experience
Post by: GROWLER on May 29, 2010, 04:59:14 PM
En route to the kitchen I tripped over the fooking hoover  cussing:

I seem to have knocked myself out! First time ever. Quite pleasant actually. Was out for about a minute I think. No bumps but slight headache  rubschin:

Oh, and a dent in the radiator  rubschin:

Set the stop watch going as you fell then I suppose? ::)

How in gods name can you actually fall over a hoover...realistically like.

Correct. You can'r. It's in your imagination, along with your haunted rancid flea ridden wandering rug, bloody raging plant pot. ::)
Title: Re: A new experience
Post by: Snoopy on May 29, 2010, 05:08:24 PM
En route to the kitchen I tripped over the fooking hoover  cussing:

I seem to have knocked myself out! First time ever. Quite pleasant actually. Was out for about a minute I think. No bumps but slight headache  rubschin:

Oh, and a dent in the radiator  rubschin:

Set the stop watch going as you fell then I suppose? ::)

How in gods name can you actually fall over a hoover...realistically like.

Correct. You can'r. It's in your imagination, along with your haunted rancid flea ridden wandering rug, bloody raging plant pot. ::)


Erm ~ I too have tripped over a vacuum cleaner. My ex had a trick of leaving it in the hallway, just inside the front door, and I would fall over the blasted thing when I came home in the dark (end of shift) I finally worked out that this was a trick that enabled her to claim to have been too busy to put it away after use whereas she had spent the day next door drinking coffee and nattering. She would also move a picture or two in the living room knowing I would straighten them and think she had been dusting.
Title: Re: A new experience
Post by: GROWLER on May 29, 2010, 05:20:29 PM
A PAIR of plant pots then. ::)

DON'T defend and encourage him for goodness sake. Banghead

I've never tripped over an 'oover anyway, and I dare say not many others have either.
Title: Re: A new experience
Post by: Snoopy on May 29, 2010, 05:28:27 PM
Take heart Growler ~ It may have knocked some sense into him ..................


















............................ We can always hope.  tunble:
Title: Re: A new experience
Post by: Just One More on May 29, 2010, 05:38:35 PM

I've never tripped over an 'oover anyway, and I dare say not many others have either.

I daresay anybody working in A & E will tell you different Growler. "I was doing the housework naked when I slipped and it got stuck" etc

Try googling Vacuum cleaner accidents, an interesting variety there
Title: Re: A new experience
Post by: Snoopy on May 29, 2010, 05:40:09 PM

I've never tripped over an 'oover anyway, and I dare say not many others have either.

I daresay anybody working in A & E will tell you different Growler. "I was doing the housework naked when I slipped and it got stuck" etc

Try googling Vacuum cleaner accidents, an interesting variety there

 redface:
Title: Re: A new experience
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2010, 06:04:48 PM
I have tripped over the hose of the vacuum cleaner ...and that was when I was hoovering  redface:
Title: Re: A new experience
Post by: GROWLER on May 29, 2010, 07:34:24 PM
Well just to keep some of you ecstatically happy like, I've just head butted a bloody hangin' basket.
i DID actually swear cus it bloody piggin' hurt.
Title: Re: A new experience
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 29, 2010, 07:37:08 PM
 point:

Thanks Growler.  lol:
Title: Re: A new experience
Post by: GROWLER on May 29, 2010, 07:51:32 PM
point:

Thanks Growler.  lol:

Oh, no problem. ::)
Always 'appy to 'elp brighten peoples days up like.

I'll go and stuff me paw in a mangle now if you like like? happy088
Title: Re: A new experience
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 29, 2010, 08:21:23 PM
Now don't be daft.
Title: Re: A new experience
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 01, 2010, 02:14:25 PM

Well it made me smile.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewdbilSWjaM&NR=1&feature=fvwp