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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on May 26, 2010, 06:41:28 AM
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Had this house completely recarpetted last summer. I have allocated one of the large offcuts (about 5 feet by 3 feet) as a sort of rug between the front door and the kitchen. It keeps wandering about rubschin:
Last night I situated it in the central part of the hallway. Came down this morning and it is trying to climb the stairs scared2:
How do they do that?
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Have you got a huge draught under the front door rubschin:
Have you been sleepwalking rubschin:
Have you tried installing a stair gate lol:
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evil:
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evil:
Stair gate! point:
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evil:
Stair gate! point:
http://stargate.mgm.com/
More like, either that or a very well organised army of woodlice that want to mess with your mind. spider:
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evil:
Stair gate! point:
http://stargate.mgm.com/
More like, either that or a very well organised army of woodlice that want to mess with your mind. spider:
Or a mahoosive spider! scared2:
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I thought that you had 'care and control' of the mahoosive spider.
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I thought that you had 'care and control' of the mahoosive spider.
He escaped! eeek:
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eeek: Does he have a passport?
Today my spell check thingy seems not to be working. I may appear to be dislexick for the durex.
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Bastard thing is at it again evil: I may crucify it eveilgrin:
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If your neighbors see you nailing a rug to a cross they may start to worry about you. noooo:
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If your neighbors see you nailing a rug to a cross they may start to worry about you. noooo:
Surely it'll just confirm what they already suspect. ;)
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What is it about you and floor coverings ey? ::)
What is it about you and virtually everything come to think about it? rubschin:
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Nick - the same happens in my house. Mrs TMRBB has an offcut as a sort of rug, in the bedroom. Over the course of a day, it will migrate at least 3 feet.
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HOW? eeek:
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Carpet (Small rugs) often "walk" when placed on other, perhaps fitted, carpets. My Mother used to sew a rubber ring from a kilner jar on each corner of the rug to prevent this migration which was caused by the traffic of feet walking over the rug.
Nowadays you can buy products in Tesco etc to stop rugs from walking on wooden floors too.
See: http://direct.tesco.com/q/R.200-0074.aspx
Now can we please stop being silly? The rug is not haunted. You are not Aladin and it will not fly you to old Persia. ::)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xo-ESOgPmzc&feature
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Carpet (Small rugs) often "walk" when placed on other, perhaps fitted, carpets. My Mother used to sew a rubber ring from a kilner jar on each corner of the rug to prevent this migration which was caused by the traffic of feet walking over the rug.
Nowadays you can buy products in Tesco etc to stop rugs from walking on wooden floors too.
See: http://direct.tesco.com/q/R.200-0074.aspx
Now can we please stop being silly? The rug is not haunted. You are not Aladin and it will not fly you to old Persia.
We can but hope lol:
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But how can it walk by itself in the night? Eh?
Only TMR understands me noooo:
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They whisper to each other
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whacky115
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No they snuggle up together to talk to each other, which means they move. Simples.
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Why not keep watch on it tonight? Arm yourself with a torch, sit close by and wait.
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No they snuggle up together to talk to each other, which means they move. Simples.
NURSE!!!
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Carpet (Small rugs) often "walk" when placed on other, perhaps fitted, carpets. My Mother used to sew a rubber ring from a kilner jar on each corner of the rug to prevent this migration which was caused by the traffic of feet walking over the rug.
That's what I thought Snoopy, but the piece of carpet in question is "her side" of the bed and yet the carpet still moved when she was in Swindon from Monday to Friday.
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See? SEE? It's deffo haunted scared2:
And Barmisspah is deranged noooo:
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I hate to repeat myself but ................... whistle:
Why not keep watch on it tonight? Arm yourself with a torch, sit close by and wait.
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I don't need to stay up. It has moved three inches in the last hour!! scared2:
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Nick - the same happens in my house. Mrs TMRBB has an offcut as a sort of rug, in the bedroom. Over the course of a day, it will migrate at least 3 feet.
I am sure it is just me but I am going to have a restless night thinking or rather trying not to think about Mrs TMRBB's migrating rug in the bedroom. Far too much information IMHO
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Nick - the same happens in my house. Mrs TMRBB has an offcut as a sort of rug, in the bedroom. Over the course of a day, it will migrate at least 3 feet.
I am sure it is just me but I am going to have a restless night thinking or rather trying not to think about Mrs TMRBB's migrating rug in the bedroom. Far too much information IMHO
lol: lol: lol: lol:
(It's not just you Miss C)
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The rug may be static, but everything else moves the other way rubschin:
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I don't need to stay up. It has moved three inches in the last hour!! scared2:
Call it a hunch but I'm guessing its moving away from you... whistle:
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http://www.information-britain.co.uk/haunteddetail.php?id=23 (http://www.information-britain.co.uk/haunteddetail.php?id=23)
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Surprisingly the profligate and foolish Nicholas...
whistle:
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Nail the fecker down! eveilgrin:
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Nail the fecker down! eveilgrin:
......or simply burn it, along with that other rancid TWO BLOODY UNBELIEVABLE BLOODY THOUSAND POUNDS of rancid flea ridden rag that you had your kecks well and truly removed over last year, raging eejit. cussing:
I'll NEVER get over that you know. Permanently scarred.
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Nail the fecker down! eveilgrin:
......or simply burn it, along with that other rancid TWO BLOODY UNBELIEVABLE BLOODY THOUSAND POUNDS of rancid flea ridden rag that you had your kecks well and truly removed over last year, raging eejit. cussing:
I'll NEVER get over that you know. Permanently scarred.
Yes, burn the fecker if it won't do as it is told and stay where you put it! lol:
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Nail the fecker down! eveilgrin:
I know Nick can be a walking disaster area but isn't that a little extreme BM... eeek:
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Nail the fecker down! eveilgrin:
I know Nick can be a walking disaster area but isn't that a little extreme BM... eeek:
Not Nick... ::)
I'd nail him UP! eveilgrin:
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sad32:
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Why have you gone icognito Nick, is it so the rug can't come & get you ?
mwahahhah eveilgrin:
Can I have some more pills please Doctor
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Yes, what have you done with your avatart you big tart! point:
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I can see it
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You see moving carpets ~ I see no avatar.
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Well I can!!
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Nobody else can... do you hear voices too...? point:
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Well I can!!
It's gone.
You next p'raps? cloud9:
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Well fix it then BM. I can deffo see it!!! cussing:
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Well fix it then BM. I can deffo see it!!! cussing:
You've linked to an image on the Daily Fail site that doesn't exist any more... ::)
You can see it because it is already in your browser cache but nobody else can - or hear voices...
If you right-click on it and save it we can add it to your profile like...
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Save it to where?!?!?!?!?! Anyhoo, it's already on the random image thread.
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Save it to where?!?!?!?!?! Anyhoo, it's already on the random image thread.
You could have saved it on your desktop then used the upload image button... ::)
Do you want me to add it as your avatart...?
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Um, yes. It nicely combines rage and bewilderment. Growler ought to use it too point:
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Um, yes. It nicely combines rage and bewilderment. Growler ought to use it too point:
Stand by....
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Big sloppy kiss coming your way cloud9:
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Big sloppy kiss coming your way cloud9:
Mwwaaa! cloud9:
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sick2:
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YOU BASTARD!!! TWO big sloppy kisses coming your way cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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YOU BASTARD!!! TWO big sloppy kisses coming your way cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
What? Shrugs:
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Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:
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An hour later and still no avatar whistle:
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I like the new Nick lol:
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An hour later and still no avatar whistle:
He has linked to another non-existent Daily Fail image.... noooo:
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I CAN SEE IT cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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I CAN SEE IT cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
You understand d?j? vu do you...? ::)
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I like the new Nick lol:
Hadn't noticed any difference tbqath.
Once a twat, always a twat. ::)
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sad32:
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All nice and ready like whistle:
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For me? Aww you shouldn't have. cloud9:
I will rant in a moment just got to build up to it like....
Bahh can't be bothered so from a different place far far away...
I have a really irritating walking rug. I never see it move but if I leave the room even for two minutes it will have moved a couple of inches. 1 corner curl up in an effort to trip me up I weight it down still it curls. I caught it yesterday trying to climb into the TV cabinet. We stuck it down this morning and if dares move one fraction of an inch it is going to be nailed to the floor. :-(
2 hours ago · ·
Oh and Facebook I had not finished ranting. Rug just so as you know enough is enough. If either of the next two steps fail you will be removed from in front of the fire and are out in the cold being used as a weed suppressant. Ha rug I dare you to move.
I have a problem rug and BMs advice was to burn Nicks wig. noooo:
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For me? Aww you shouldn't have. cloud9:
I will rant in a moment just got to build up to it like....
Burn it I tells ya, BURN IT! eveilgrin:
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For me? Aww you shouldn't have. cloud9:
I will rant in a moment just got to build up to it like....
Burn it I tells ya, BURN IT! eveilgrin:
Oi you I hadn't finished. cussing:
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For me? Aww you shouldn't have. cloud9:
I will rant in a moment just got to build up to it like....
Burn it I tells ya, BURN IT! eveilgrin:
Oi you I hadn't finished. cussing:
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BURN IT! Before it is too late like! scared2:
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But Nick is still wearing it. eeek:
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But Nick is still wearing it. eeek:
Oh well... it will prolly spontaneously combust then... whistle:
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I bought a new rug on Tuesday. It too seems to be possessed and is making a break for the French windows scared2:
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I bought a new rug on Tuesday. It too seems to be possessed and is making a break for the French windows scared2:
Bet Growler is wondering how much was it....... whistle:
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I bought a new rug on Tuesday. It too seems to be possessed and is making a break for the French windows scared2:
Bet Growler is wondering how much was it....... whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
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sad24:
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I bought a new rug on Tuesday. It too seems to be possessed and is making a break for the French windows scared2:
Ah you have fallen for the diversionary tactic. It is busy digging 3 tunnels (Tom, Dick and Hairy) and working out how to steal a motorbike to jump that garden fence
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scared2: scared2:
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I bought a new rug on Tuesday. It too seems to be possessed and is making a break for the French windows scared2:
Ah you have fallen for the diversionary tactic. It is busy digging 3 tunnels (Tom, Dick and Hairy) and working out how to steal a motorbike to jump that garden fence
lol: lol: lol:
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I hadn't realised you were a bald ginger . . . . whistle:
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I hadn't realised you were a bald ginger . . . . whistle:
Nope. noooo:
Look at his Lanzartotty photos.....just talc in his hair. noooo:
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cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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In the 2nd photo, you were wearing the same T-shirt that you wore for all of your 'Smuggers stay'. noooo:
It still has not been washed. noooo:
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It was new cussing: cussing: cussing:
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It was new cussing: cussing: cussing:
::)
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And why is this in my rug thread? Angry9:
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It was new cussing: cussing: cussing:
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::) ::)
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And why is this in my rug thread? Angry9:
Because you were wearing a grey one on you head to hide your ginger mop? rubschin:
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cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
GINGE! point:
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cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
GINGE! point:
Did you have a werd with your mate at the hairyport BM, just in case the carrot top attempts another visit?
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cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
GINGE! point:
Did you have a werd with your mate at the hairyport BM, just in case the carrot top attempts another visit?
All sorted! Thumbs:
Picture circulated at Pafos and Larnaca.....
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cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
GINGE! point:
Did you have a werd with your mate at the hairyport BM, just in case the carrot top attempts another visit?
All sorted! Thumbs:
Picture circulated at Pafos and Larnaca.....
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cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
GINGE! point:
Did you have a werd with your mate at the hairyport BM, just in case the carrot top attempts another visit?
All sorted! Thumbs:
Picture circulated at Pafos and Larnaca.....
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Thumbs:
lol: lol: