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Come Inside... => Petrol/Diesel/Red Diesel/Aviation Fuel Head Zone => Topic started by: Snoopy on May 15, 2010, 12:11:43 PM
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The THW has today received her Provisional Driving Licence scared2:
Why scared2:?
She has made a school career out of arguing with every teacher she has ever had.
Last week she told the Physics mistress that she was/is a silly cow who doesn't know her
subject ....... then led a deputation to the head and that teacher is now suspended.
She was thrown out of GCSE History a year before she was due to take the GCSE because she insisted that the teacher was wrong on a matter of Tudor History ~ after a word with the Head of Dept by SWWLTBO (her Degree being History with Latin and European Humanities ~ specialist subject The Tudors) THW was permitted to take the exam and gained an A* which she then took triumphantly to wave under the nose of the teacher who had banned her from classes.
She once interrupted an Assembly on a "point of order" to correct the headteacher's grammar when he put up a power-point slide that madam took exception to.
I once watched her standing, up to her neck in water, in the swimming pool arguing with the swimming instructor (privately engaged and paid for by yours truly) that he wasn't teaching her how to swim "the right way" ~ I left the pool side and went to the bar to await the end of the lesson .... she went through 8 instructors and 250 of my pounds before I finally gave up ~ she still cannot swim but is miffed that I have given the boys the same lessons and they both can.
And now she is going to learn to drive surrender:
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noooo:
http://www.youtube.com/v/HN_kOED6zGE&hl=en_GB&fs=1&
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Indeed! scared2: scared2: scared2:
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When she sent for the licence last week she asked if I would let her use the Land Rover
I don't think I over-reacted angry041: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo!
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You never know, she might have a natural aptitude for driving. ;)
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Oh she has ~ Driving me up the wall. She has been doing it since the day she was born. evil:
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Where could she get this streak of determination and assertiveness from rubschin:
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Her mother evil:
The child entered the world with her mouth flapping and has not shut it since.
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and once she's passed her test...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceHO1o1w8tU
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I wonder if Snoopy will teach her how to drive scared2:
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I wonder if Snoopy will teach her how to drive scared2:
He would need to upgrade his pacemaker. noooo:
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I wonder if Snoopy will teach her how to drive scared2:
No! She is going on an eight day intensive course that includes the theory test on day one and the practical test on day 8 .... I am paying for it.
AND if passing the test includes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceHO1o1w8tU
I sincerely hope she is capable of taking advantage of the offer ..... but I doubt she has the brains.
She is, I regret to report, of the "Like me for my mind not my body" school of feminism ~ quite unlike her mother who has never been averse to showing a bit of leg or more to get her own way.
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Do you get yer money back if she fails, like whistle:
She is, I regret to report, of the "Like me for my mind not my body" school of feminism ~ quite unlike her mother who has never been averse to showing a bit of leg or more to get her own way.
Sounds, from what you say of her, that she stands no chance at all then noooo:
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Do you get yer money back if she fails, like whistle:
She is, I regret to report, of the "Like me for my mind not my body" school of feminism ~ quite unlike her mother who has never been averse to showing a bit of leg or more to get her own way.
Sounds, from what you say of her, that she stands no chance at all then noooo:
No refunds but a free appraisal and retest.
I can do no more than try to help her through life ........ and life, as you know, comes with no warranty.
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A free appraisal where she gets feedback on her ability, aptitude and attitude?
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Precisely evil: